My wife disgusted me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Liz and I are on vacation in Arizona, and one of the places that we like to go for a quick breakfast is Waffle House. We don't have any in NJ, so it's a little treat. Plus it's cheap and good.

I also like Southern Food, and one thing I've never had is biscuits and gravy. I've had biscuits, but never with a southern style white gravy.

I asked to try one biscuit with some gravy. I was thinking it would come in a little dainty cup for dipping.

Oh, no.

They grill a biscuit, butter both sides, and then take a ladle - not a small ladle mind you, but a huge fucking ladle - and just dump a metric ton of think white sausage gravy on there.

Liz read the look on my face perfectly - "Holy fucking shit."

I reminded myself, "It's southern food. What did you expect? Restraint?"

So we are presented with this opaque sloppy mess of a biscuit and gravy, although I'm not sure where the biscuit was in the torrent of gravy that landed on it.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg

I decided to take a bite.

And I realized that southern style sausage gravy is not for me. It was too rich and too savory. Just not my thing.

So I scratched some of it off my half of the biscuit.

I then look up and see something that will be burned into my retinas like what people at ground zero at Hiroshima saw when the bomb dropped.

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.

I'm watching her doing this and I'm HORRIFIED. I lost my appetite and started retching at the table.

"What are you doing?" I asked my beautiful bride of 18 months. "That is the most sickening thing I've ever seen you do, and since I've lived with you for five years, I've seen you do some pretty sick shit."

"What?" she asked, with a little bit of gravy still on the corner of her mouth.

"You just ate gravy with nothing else. What is wrong with you?"

"It's good shit," she said. "What, you don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it. And I'm wondering what possessed you to eat it liek it's fucking candy."

(Mind you - this is at 9:30 in the morning. Liz is stone cold sober, so being drunk isn't an excuse here.)

I refused to talk to her for the rest of our breakfast. Especially when our waitress asked us on the status of our biscuit.

Liz's defense is that she eats jalapenos with sour cream on it. And to me, that's not offensive, that's crudite with dip. A completely different ballpark than eating straight gravy.

Thankfully, I'm the one who knows the password for our internet where we are staying, so Liz won't see this for the time being.

Unless she talks to my mom.

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?

[brettmojo]

No Waffle Houses in Jersey? Really?

[Tenbatsuzen]

No Waffle Houses in Jersey? Really?

No. Closest one we know of is in Maryland.

[KatPw]

I see nothing wrong with what she did.

[sailor]

you're a lunatic, man.

[Marc with a c]

plaid short sleever? really?

[TooLowBrow]

eating straight gravy is a mitzvah

[ozzie]

No "real" Waffle House serves biscuits. They don't have ovens.

The Grill, toasters, and waffle irons. That's about it.

Only in Arizona, I guess.

[sailor]

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?

lleeder wants to know why no poll.

[Tenbatsuzen]

plaid short sleever? really?

generic GIS pic. Not me. You know, considering your fashion criticisms of me, I fear for your sexuality, Zach Morris Hair

[mikeyboy]

This makes me like Liz even more.

[drusilla]

waffle house is pretty disgusting. but eating gravy anywhere else probably isn't. it's not like she pulled a newman & drank a shot of it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

lleeder wants to know why no poll.

polls lead to chatting. Not discussion.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Lunatic my foot. Chugging any condiment is disgusting. x2 if it's gravy. I knew one kid who sucked up leftover garlic powder from his plate after having pizza. It's no accident he was the middle child of a traditionalist Japanese household and had webbed toes.

Here's something that annoys me about women- sometimes they cover their dinner plates with napkins once they're done eating, as though the very sight of food disgusts them. Meanwhile, the napkin grows damp and stained with grease and ketchup, looking like something was stepped on. Pretty soon the imagination flares up and you're covering your plate too.

[Marc with a c]

straight gravy is kind of gross.

[mikeyboy]

Time to dumb down this thread with smilies.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

waffle house is pretty disgusting.


You shoulda seen where we ate last night. A Mexican-Chinese Fusion place. It was on Guy Fieri's show.

[Gvac]

The gravy is just sausage fat, milk, and flour, with chunks of sausage in it.

And it's DELICIOUS.

Scrambled eggs with a side of biscuits and gravy is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

[TooLowBrow]

Lunatic my foot. Chugging any condiment is disgusting. x2 if it's gravy.



she didnt chug it, she had a forkfull

[Tenbatsuzen]

I will defend my wife and say she is... unusual - and that's what I like about her. But so am I, which is why we work well together. I just have really bad social habits, and she doesn't.

She's actually the healthier eater of the two of us. So it's not like she's constantly drinking gravy. But to me, gravy is a condiment. I couldn't imagine eating it straight up.

[mikeyboy]

The gravy is just sausage fat, milk, and flour, with chunks of sausage in it.

And it's DELICIOUS.

Scrambled eggs with a side of biscuits and gravy is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

FUCK YEAH!

[Marc with a c]

i know for a fact liz has disgusted and disappointed every member of this board.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i know for a fact liz has disgusted and disappointed every member of this board.

We're all Sheepy?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

FUCK YEAH!

shhh, you'll wake the baby

[Marc with a c]

We're all Sheepy?

no. we're we

[CofyCrakCocaine]

We're all Sheepy?

I'm glad we didn't butt heads on that one

[~Katja~]

No. Closest one we know of is in Maryland.

exit 67 on rt 78 west in pa

[sailor]

she didnt chug it, she had a forkful

So it's not like she's constantly drinking gravy.

she still didn't drink gravy.

[west milly Tom]

you're being a total gay on this one. Gravy is great and any chic that eats gravy is ok with me.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Why is it, that every time someone notices something about a girl that makes them go "ewwww" someone has to say they're gay?

Actually, I just re-read that and have answered my own question.

[Tenbatsuzen]

exit 67 on rt 78 west in pa

Huh. Learn something new every day. That would still require us to go to PA, which is not one of my favorite places on earth.

But then again, getting to Maryland requires going through delaware, so PA is a much more attractive option.

[~Katja~]

Huh. Learn something new every day. That would still require us to go to PA, which is not one of my favorite places on earth.

But then again, getting to Maryland requires going through delaware, so PA is a much more attractive option.

especially when ya wanna see your wife chug some white creamy gravy

[sailor]

especially when ya wanna see your wife chug some white creamy gravy

it's more lumpy than creamy.

[Doogie]

I told ya yesterday about this and I will state it hear...I see NO problem with this whatsoever. Its not like she snorted it, shot it into her veins or took a shot of it. One spoonful. Whats the problem??

Since you didnt understand what I said yesterday I will put in another language for you to understand.

Hören Sie auf, solch ein großes Geschäft davon bereits zu machen.

NEXT!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

it's more lumpy than creamy.

oh god I think I'm gonna hurl

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hören Sie auf, solch ein großes Geschäft davon bereits zu machen.


see, now you've made Katja upset.

[~Katja~]

I told ya yesterday about this and I will state it hear...I see NO problem with this whatsoever. Its not like she snorted it, shot it into her veins or took a shot of it. One spoonful. Whats the problem??

Since you didnt understand what I said yesterday I will put in another language for you to understand.

Hören Sie auf, solch ein großes Geschäft davon bereits zu machen.

NEXT!!

babelfish is even more disturbing than Liz eating reamy lumpy gravy by the gallons

[DarkHippie]

since country gravy has chunks of sausage (a regular food) in it, it is technically not a condiment and can be eaten by itself.

[Hottub]

I agree with Hippie.

Matty agrees with sheepy?:ohmy:

[GreatAmericanZero]

i have more "Waffle House"s by me then i can count and i only ate there once. tastes like shit

[hedges]

White gravy goes great on two things: chicken fried steak and biscuits. Even a little on the eggs and hash browns is okay. I see no problem with tasting the gravy whether it be brown or white.

[Tenbatsuzen]

White gravy goes great on two things: chicken fried steak and biscuits. Even a little on the eggs and hash browns is okay. I see no problem with tasting the gravy whether it be brown or white.

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I believer your opinion is biased, sir.

[hedges]

Yes, yes it is.

[nukinfuts]

Sausage gravy minus biscuit is totally acceptable. I would call you a Yankee but you admitted to being a biscuit and gravy virgin. I could see where this would be somewhat shocking on your first adventure into the world of biscuit and gravy which in my opinion should never be at a Waffle House. Don't be disguisted just think that girls put much worse in their mouths and you guys never seem to be disguisted at that being swallowed minus biscuit. :innocent:

[Death Metal Moe]

Waffle House fucking sucks. Greasy messes passed off as food.

But at the right place, Biscuits and Gravy are Mana from GOD himself! So try it somewhere else Matty, you'll like it.

[PapaBear]

I wouldn't be totally opposed to carrying sausage gravy around in water bottle.

[Doogie]

babelfish is even more disturbing than Liz eating reamy lumpy gravy by the gallons

Ich drücke mein deutsches falsches letztes Mal aus? Ich lerne es wieder, aber bin sehr rostig.

[boosterp]

No "real" Waffle House serves biscuits. They don't have ovens.

The Grill, toasters, and waffle irons. That's about it.

Only in Arizona, I guess.

You sir have no idea how to make a biscuit. They are made in a cast iron pan and can be done on a stove top.

Waffle House fucking sucks. Greasy messes passed off as food.

But at the right place, Biscuits and Gravy are Mana from GOD himself! So try it somewhere else Matty, you'll like it.

Great words coming from this yank.

I think Tens has a masculinity problem. :thumbup:

And the Waffle House has one purpose here, to go to after the bar, get some drunk food, drink some coffee, and drive home.

[grlNIN]

I've only ever been to a Waffle House in North Carolina at 3am and drunk.

In this visit i both walked in on a girl in the bathroom who wasn't very pissed about it and yelled at the waitress for forgetting my bacon.

The end.

[PapaBear]

at 3am and drunk.
Absolutely the best way to go.

BTW... When you go to Waffle House in the northernmost part of the South, the waitresses ask if you want grits. If you go to Waffle House in the DEEP South, they ask how you want your grits.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Absolutely the best way to go.

BTW... When you go to Waffle House in the northernmost part of the South, the waitresses ask if you want grits. If you go to Waffle House in the DEEP South, they ask how you want your grits.

And in Phoenix, they tell you to kiss them.

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[RoseBlood]

I could see where this would be somewhat shocking on your first adventure into the world of biscuit and gravy which in my opinion should never be at a Waffle House.
Ditto..
Any famous regional food should never be tried at a chain restaurant. It's like saying you love Italian food and then going to NY, only to have your first NY pizza at a Dominoes and saying you were disappointed.
My suggestion: become friendly with a native southerner and have them make you their homemade biscuits and gravy, I'm sure you will notice a big difference.

In this visit i both walked in on a girl in the bathroom who wasn't very pissed about it and yelled at the waitress for forgetting my bacon.
:ohmy: NEVER yell at a waitress under any circumstances.

[boosterp]

Absolutely the best way to go.

BTW... When you go to Waffle House in the northernmost part of the South, the waitresses ask if you want grits. If you go to Waffle House in the DEEP South, they ask how you want your grits.

Cheesy... just dump a slab of cheddar in there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Cheesy... just dump a slab of cheddar in there.

it's how the wife likes it.

and for christ's sake, I know not to have new culinary experiences at a chain restaurant. This is more about the gravy, I don't even like gravy that much in the first place.

[boosterp]

it's how the wife likes it.

and for christ's sake, I know not to have new culinary experiences at a chain restaurant. This is more about the gravy, I don't even like gravy that much in the first place.

Then why fucking have it. I can be still drunk the next fucking morning, not seeing straight, having fucking DTs, and still make better gravy. That is almost as bad as the idiots who think Jimmy Dean is real sausage.

[RoseBlood]

is eating gravy straight disgusting?
yes

Chugging any condiment is disgusting. x2 if it's gravy.
ditto, but i find all condiments pretty disgusting, so the thought of chugging any condiment straight up makes me want to vomit.
worst thing i ever saw was my cousin sucking on chinese mustard packets like candy. :thumbdown:

straight gravy is kind of gross.
kind of? :unsure:

I wouldn't be totally opposed to carrying sausage gravy around in water bottle.
not what papabear said :nono:

[Puggle_kicker]

What a fucking bitch.

[PapaBear]

not what papabear said :nono:
Oh, come on! It's not like sausage is ground up pi... Oh, wait. :unsure:

[grlNIN]

.


:ohmy: NEVER yell at a waitress under any circumstances.

Couldn't help it, the booze invoked a Moe-esqe rage for the bacon.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Matty Fridays Hot Dogs - forget the lips, it's just 100 percent asshole

[RoseBlood]

Oh, come on! It's not like sausage is ground up pi... Oh, wait. :unsure:
Haha.. but it was the gravy part that revolted me, not the sausage :wink:
Couldn't help it, the booze invoked a Moe-esqe rage for the bacon.
Ahhhh.. Beware: Angry Drunk Hungry Female! :help::surrender:

[TheGameHHH]

this thread is the equivilant of......'i havent had a decent burger in a while, so liz recommended a place called McDonalds. holy shit were they tasty.'......

[Slumbag]

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.


I'd say just a forkfull is absolutely acceptable.
Had she asked for a seperate glass of it, that would be fucked up.

[hedges]

I wouldn't be totally opposed to carrying sausage gravy around in water bottle.
:clap::lol::drunk::thumbup:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?

A woman MARRIED you and THIS is what your bitching about?

Take an inventory of your faults and kiss her feet!

How do you make the "phlegm" sound in the Intewebs? Tenbats DISGUSTS me! PHEHHHHH!!!!

:laugh:

[ozzie]

You sir have no idea how to make a biscuit. They are made in a cast iron pan and can be done on a stove top.

Still never saw a biscuit in a Waffle House. Nor a cast iron pan for that matter.

[TooLowBrow]

A woman MARRIED you and THIS is what your bitching about?

Take an inventory of your faults and kiss her feet!

How do you make the "phlegm" sound in the Intewebs? Tenbats DISGUSTS me! PHEHHHHH!!!!

:laugh:

how can eating gravy be worse than (assumed) distended asshole?

[DonInNC]

Waffle House fucking sucks. Greasy messes passed off as food.

But at the right place, Biscuits and Gravy are Mana from GOD himself! So try it somewhere else Matty, you'll like it.

Agreed. There are three waffle houses within 10 minutes of me, and I haven't been to any of them since 1993.

Biscuits and gravy with fried pork tenderloin is the best.

[Ritalin]

You are the Proust of gravy stories.

[biggestmexi]

Time to dumb down this thread with smilies.



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[Farmer Dave]

I see nothing wrong with what she did.

you're a lunatic, man.

Agreed on both counts.

I say your wife is a good egg. Sausage gravy rules.

[Tall_James]

After bathing in the gravy that he served your wife, the cook was pleased with the result.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/GravyWrestle3PIN_800x538.jpg

Seriously, this is the image that pops up when you Google "gravy bath". Thank God I had the safe search filter on.

[Tall_James]

it's how the wife likes it.

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HAWT !!!!

[Tall_James]

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"By the time she gets to Phoenix, she'll be eating gravy...."

[EliSnow]

The gravy is just sausage fat, milk, and flour, with chunks of sausage in it.

And it's DELICIOUS.

Scrambled eggs with a side of biscuits and gravy is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

I'm with Gvac on this one folks.

It's delicious and Liz did nothing wrong.

[sailor]

I'm with Gvac on this one folks.

It's delicious and Liz did nothing wrong.

you say that like gvac was some sort of lone wolf-shirt on this topic.

[razorboy]

If she can finish a large order of hash browns done "all the way", you have an absolute keeper.

[Death Metal Moe]

Couldn't help it, the booze invoked a Moe-esqe rage for the bacon.

Completely understandable. You have no reason to be sorry in the least, I don't care what time of the day it was or how drunk and disorderly you and your friends were to her.

Don't forget the bacon you jackass!

[Death Metal Moe]

Agreed. There are three waffle houses within 10 minutes of me, and I haven't been to any of them since 1993.

Biscuits and gravy with fried pork tenderloin is the best.

And I have something else I MUST try before I die now.

[ozzie]

The gravy is just sausage fat, milk, and flour, with chunks of sausage in it.

And it's DELICIOUS.

Combining and cooking equal portions of Fat and Flour = Roux

How long you cook your roux determines how dark it gets and the flavor. The roux for White, or "Sawmill" gravy, obviously isn't cooked as long as the roux for brown or beef gravy, and there's also coloring from the beef juices.

Roux is the base of most thickened sauces, stews, gumbo's, cheese sauces (as in real mac'n'cheese), chowders... etc.

What she ate was basically a thickened, creamy sausage soup.

Would you have had the same problem if she took a spoonful of gumbo (sans seafood or veggies) and slurped it?

A "condiment"? Really?

[EliSnow]

you say that like gvac was some sort of lone wolf-shirt on this topic.

Force of habit.

[Contra]

Let me get this straight matty, watching your wife take a load of white substance into her mouth, with some dripping from the corners, disgusted you?


This explains so much.

[Marc with a c]

Let me get this straight matty, watching your wife take a load of white substance into her mouth, with some dripping from the corners, disgusted you?

well that just disgusted me.

[A.J.]

In order to sample the gravy, I suppose the best way is to eat it off the fork as Liz did.

That said, I don't want gravy on my food.

[zildjian361]

Time to dumb down this thread with smilies.

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Greatest Post ever.:drunk::smoke:::clap:

[lleeder]

This is the first thread that makes me want to shit halfway through reading it.

[nevnut]

The gravy is just sausage fat, milk, and flour, with chunks of sausage in it.

And it's DELICIOUS.

Scrambled eggs with a side of biscuits and gravy is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

What he said.

[Freakshow]

None of you bastards have ever been to a Bob Evans? They give you a bowl of sausage gravy and a spoon. It's heaven on Earth. I should rightfully weigh about 300 pounds by now.

[ABUSER_OF_TWITS]

But what really should have grossed you out was the little pink hunks of meat in that shit!:furious:

[Tenbatsuzen]

None of you bastards have ever been to a Bob Evans? They give you a bowl of sausage gravy and a spoon. It's heaven on Earth. I should rightfully weigh about 300 pounds by now.

I've been to one Bob Evans, that place was kind of gross too. But at least the Sausage Gravy in a cup with a spoon allows you to portion out the gravy, rather than having it cover the biscuits like a tsunami.

[hedges]

If she can finish a large order of hash browns done "all the way", you have an absolute keeper.

Is that hash browns with white gravy, onions, and cheese?

[TheMojoPin]

I've been to one Bob Evans, that place was kind of gross too. But at least the Sausage Gravy in a cup with a spoon allows you to portion out the gravy, rather than having it cover the biscuits like a tsunami.

Tenbats in the world:

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[Freakshow]

These pipes are clean!!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Tenbats in the world:

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Sadly accurate.

[jonyrotn]

This thread is a complete and total barf-o-rama...



I wouldn't be totally opposed to carrying sausage gravy around in water bottle.A gravy boattle huh? Nice...Very nice..

[hedges]

This thread is a complete and total barf-o-rama...
What's so sick about this thread?

[sr71blackbird]

My wife kills rabbits and chickens and skins them and then when she cooks them, eats them. she has no problem eating parts of the head. I have seen people in her family crack open the skull and eat the brains. They eat animal intestines too, liver, kidneys etc. They eat tongues. They were farmers. I cant do any of that shit. I know that the intestines have the most nutrients, etc, but I cant stomach it. That gravy shit bothers me a little. I would not touch anything that came like that. I went to a diner near me once and asked for turkey and it came all covered with this yellow gravy and it made me want to gag. I like my food with no gravy or sauce. I am a plain food guy. I would not get like you did with your wife, and certainly not say anything, but on the inside Id be a little turned off, but it wouldnt stop me from talking to her.

[sailor]

I went to a diner near me once and asked for turkey and it came all covered with this yellow gravy and it made me want to gag. I like my food with no gravy or sauce. I am a plain food guy. I would not get like you did with your wife, and certainly not say anything, but on the inside Id be a little turned off, but it wouldnt stop me from talking to her.

hot, open-face turkey? 'cause that will always come with gravy.

[Gwen]

A woman MARRIED you and THIS is what your bitching about?

Take an inventory of your faults and kiss her feet!

How do you make the "phlegm" sound in the Intewebs? Tenbats DISGUSTS me! PHEHHHHH!!!!

:laugh:

Ahhh, P, this is why I love you, sorry Matty, but that was fuckin' funny. Two things:
1) I have seen you order and eat FRIED FUCKING PICKLES at Brother Jimmy's, that is exponentially more offensive than a lil dabble in some gravy.
2) Have you never mopped up the extra pasta sauce you've gotten with a little piece of bread? I liken it to that, while sausage gravy wouldn't ever be my first choice, I think it's in that vein and its not a gravy smoothie, it was a lil foray to see if she liked it or not, cut the chick a break.

[topless_mike]

i have to side with the woman on this.
gravy is something to be enjoyed. if its not your cup of tea, thats fine. dont dip your bag in other's teacups.

liz 1 matty 0

[evedder]

she holds the hand that holds her down
she will...
rise above...

[Sheeplovr]

she holds the hand that holds her down
she will...
rise above...

why is marc posting with his old name?

[evedder]

why is marc posting with his old name?

its nothing as it seems the little that you see its home

[midwestjeff]

why is marc posting with his old name?

Why is Joe posting with his old name?

[ScottFromGA]

Liz and I are on vacation in Arizona, and one of the places that we like to go for a quick breakfast is Waffle House. We don't have any in NJ, so it's a little treat. Plus it's cheap and good.

I also like Southern Food, and one thing I've never had is biscuits and gravy. I've had biscuits, but never with a southern style white gravy.

I asked to try one biscuit with some gravy. I was thinking it would come in a little dainty cup for dipping.

Oh, no.

They grill a biscuit, butter both sides, and then take a ladle - not a small ladle mind you, but a huge fucking ladle - and just dump a metric ton of think white sausage gravy on there.

Liz read the look on my face perfectly - "Holy fucking shit."

I reminded myself, "It's southern food. What did you expect? Restraint?"

So we are presented with this opaque sloppy mess of a biscuit and gravy, although I'm not sure where the biscuit was in the torrent of gravy that landed on it.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg

I decided to take a bite.

And I realized that southern style sausage gravy is not for me. It was too rich and too savory. Just not my thing.

So I scratched some of it off my half of the biscuit.

I then look up and see something that will be burned into my retinas like what people at ground zero at Hiroshima saw when the bomb dropped.

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.

I'm watching her doing this and I'm HORRIFIED. I lost my appetite and started retching at the table.

"What are you doing?" I asked my beautiful bride of 18 months. "That is the most sickening thing I've ever seen you do, and since I've lived with you for five years, I've seen you do some pretty sick shit."

"What?" she asked, with a little bit of gravy still on the corner of her mouth.

"You just ate gravy with nothing else. What is wrong with you?"

"It's good shit," she said. "What, you don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it. And I'm wondering what possessed you to eat it liek it's fucking candy."

(Mind you - this is at 9:30 in the morning. Liz is stone cold sober, so being drunk isn't an excuse here.)

I refused to talk to her for the rest of our breakfast. Especially when our waitress asked us on the status of our biscuit.

Liz's defense is that she eats jalapenos with sour cream on it. And to me, that's not offensive, that's crudite with dip. A completely different ballpark than eating straight gravy.

Thankfully, I'm the one who knows the password for our internet where we are staying, so Liz won't see this for the time being.

Unless she talks to my mom.

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?



Waffle House Sausage Gravy and Biscuits fucking suck balls.....but thinking about Waffle House makes me hungry...so this is the best post ever.

but the fried biscuit isn't anything out of the ordinary with me. We normally do that after we cook up a pan of biscuits, after a night in the fridge, take them out, cut them in half, butter them up and fry them in a frying pan.

Yeah....I'll be dead by the time I turn 30.

[Sinestro]

Gravy biscuits are da bomb!

[Hosp]

The real question which I don't thing was answered is how many forkfuls did she have?

To take one forkful is fair enough to sample it. Why is it more disgusting to try the gravy by itself instead of on a chunk of bread? If she sat there and put away the whole thing, licking the gravy off of the biscuit I'd say she had an issue.

And in the interest of full disclosure, I will admit my love for country gravy. Love chicken fried steak, and when I go to Vegas I go to a local's diner and get my breakfast covered and smothered.

[EffMeBoobs]

As long as she didnt eat clove cigs and air fresheners then it's all ok.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ahhh, P, this is why I love you, sorry Matty, but that was fuckin' funny. Two things:
1) I have seen you order and eat FRIED FUCKING PICKLES at Brother Jimmy's, that is exponentially more offensive than a lil dabble in some gravy.
2) Have you never mopped up the extra pasta sauce you've gotten with a little piece of bread? I liken it to that, while sausage gravy wouldn't ever be my first choice, I think it's in that vein and its not a gravy smoothie, it was a lil foray to see if she liked it or not, cut the chick a break.

Fried pickles. ooooooooooh. starving now. Haven't had those in like forever, and the ones at Brother Jimmy's were piss-poor.

What is so offensive about fried pickles? It's the same concept as fried zucchini, cauliflower, etc?

[Tenbatsuzen]

As long as she didnt eat clove cigs and air fresheners then it's all ok.

No, we use stick matches in the bathroom.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

After reading your first post Tenbatwahteveryoucallyourself, I've come to the conclusion that you are a pussy. You should be castrated and dumped into a pool of aids. Your wife is more of a man than you. Toughen up, fagot!

Yes, it may seem a bit rough. But that is what you need. I'm disgusted with you.

[mikeyboy]

After reading your first post Tenbatwahteveryoucallyourself, I've come to the conclusion that you are a pussy. You should be castrated and dumped into a pool of aids. Your wife is more of a man than you. Toughen up, fagot!

There are nicer ways to express that sentiment.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

There are nicer ways to express that sentiment.Not to another "Man". Tenbatpieceocrap probably thinks that vegies are a really good alternative to pork too. I can't get over how someone would post a thread that tells everyone that he's a little girl.

UGGGHHHH!

[~Katja~]

Not to another "Man". Tenbatpieceocrap probably thinks that vegies are a really good alternative to pork too. I can't get over how someone would post a thread that tells everyone that he's a little girl.

UGGGHHHH!

says the man that posts slideshows of himself getting exited over a piece of chocolate from a calendar...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

says the man that posts slideshows of himself getting exited over a piece of chocolate from a calendar...
As awful as the piece of chocolate was, I ate it. Like a man would. There's NO food item in this world that I wouldn't eat. That's the truth. And it shows by how FAT I am. Tenbatgirlyman is officially on the gay list.

BTW- you obviously didn't see the video I made on the same thread showing me eat chocolate while I was taking a shit.

But I'm sure you'll check it out.

[~Katja~]

As awful as the piece of chocolate was, I ate it. Like a man would. There's NO food item in this world that I wouldn't eat. That's the truth. And it shows by how FAT I am. Tenbatgirlyman is officially on the gay list.

BTW- you obviously didn't see the video I made on the same thread showing me eat chocolate while I was taking a shit.

But I'm sure you'll check it out.

I did see that one and I clicked away the second I saw the toilet... but you are missing the point.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I did see that one and I clicked away the second I saw the toilet... but you are missing the point.
AM I?

[mikeyboy]

yes

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Well then, tell me what the point is.

Instead of post whoring a "YES"

[Tenbatsuzen]

Interesting how I'm called "gay" by the man whose proudest moment is a picture of himself entwined with a homosexual.

[mikeyboy]

Well then, tell me what the point is.

Instead of post whoring a "YES"

I thought Katja made it pretty clear. Regardless, you don't get a license to personally attack just because you particularly feel like someone isn't a man.

[Don Stugots]

Fried pickles. ooooooooooh. starving now. Haven't had those in like forever, and the ones at Brother Jimmy's were piss-poor.

What is so offensive about fried pickles? It's the same concept as fried zucchini, cauliflower, etc?

gross. she is a saint for even sitting in the same room with you after that.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Tenbagofaids. I'm sure you wish you never even posted this thread. Telling everyone that you almost threw up when your wife ate the biscuit and gravy that you found appalling.

GIRLY BOY! Not even that. Your less than a girly boy.

That's the point I am making.

[mikeyboy]

Tenbagofaids. I'm sure you wish you never even posted this thread. Telling everyone that you almost threw up when your wife ate the biscuit and gravy that you found appalling.

GIRLY BOY! Not even that. Your less than a girly boy.

That's the point I am making.

Knock it off.

[Hottub]

Here comes the bad guy. And the reason Tub is no fun, and a killjoy.

Lenny, stop going after Tenbats. If you have a problem with him, take it to PM, AIM, etc.
I realize you hate rules, but in a civilized world there are some.

Thanks.

- Hottub
+ Mikeyboy

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I thought Katja made it pretty clear. Regardless, you don't get a license to personally attack just because you particularly feel like someone isn't a man.

I'm stating my point. That no "MAN" should ever act like that. It's unbecoming. And unbecoming acts deserve unbecoming statements. When someone posts a thread like this and DOESN'T expect an attack of some sort......that is where the idiocy lays.

BTW-Katja made NOTHING clear.

[Don Stugots]

Here comes the bad guy. And the reason Tub is no fun, and a killjoy.

Lenny, stop going after Tenbats. If you have a problem with him, take it to PM, AIM, etc.
I realize you hate rules, but in a civilized world there are some.

Thanks.

- Hottub
+ Mikeyboy

killjoy.

[Hottub]

killjoy.

Eat a fat dick!

[Don Stugots]

Eat a fat dick!

that was very hurtful.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

TENBATJOYOFTHEINTERNET is a wonderful man. He has lot's of great attributes. This is NOT one. He's the one that placed it out in front of everyone. I'm just posting in a thread that HE started.

Sorry if you don't understand MODS and ADMINS.

[underdog]

I'm stating my point. That no "MAN" should ever act like that. It's unbecoming. And unbecoming acts deserve unbecoming statements. When someone posts a thread like this and DOESN'T expect an attack of some sort......that is where the idiocy lays.

Booooring.

[Thebazile78]

gross. she is a saint for even sitting in the same room with you after that.

Don't hate on the fried pickles, dude.

When they're done right, fried pickles are awesomeness on a plate.

The ones at Brother Jimmy's are OK, but I think the best ones we ever had were from this place (now out of business) in Asbury Park called Insano's. Dill pickles, cut into spears, battered and deep-fried ... I'm fuckin' starvin' just thinking about those bitches! YUM!

I also like deep-fried olives and fried okra.

Come to think of it, there are very few SAVORY foods that, if you deep-fry them, I won't try.

[Hottub]

You are attacking him and calling him names.
Knock it off, please.

[epo]

Your gimmick is:

http://www.mspmentor.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/yawn1.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Don't hate on the fried pickles, dude.

When they're done right, fried pickles are awesomeness on a plate.

The ones at Brother Jimmy's are OK, but I think the best ones we ever had were from this place (now out of business) in Asbury Park called Insano's. Dill pickles, cut into spears, battered and deep-fried ... I'm fuckin' starvin' just thinking about those bitches! YUM!

I also like deep-fried olives and fried okra.

Come to think of it, there are very few SAVORY foods that, if you deep-fry them, I won't try.

i take it back, you are perfect together.

i rest my case.

[Don Stugots]

Your gimmick is:

http://www.mspmentor.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/yawn1.jpg

that's my gimmick! get your own.

[mikeyboy]

TENBATJOYOFTHEINTERNET is a wonderful man. He has lot's of great attributes. This is NOT one. He's the one that placed it out in front of everyone. I'm just posting in a thread that HE started.

Sorry if you don't understand MODS and ADMINS.

We understand what you are saying. Yes, you open yourself up somewhat when you start these types of thread (see MLC). However, ball-busting is one thing, and is permissible. Personal attacks are not. Before this turns into a diatribe about telling the difference between ball-busting and attacks (I know damn well it was coming). Ball-busting is between people who are friends who have enough trust and respect for each other that they know the statements made are in fun. It is not a one way street. If you are not friends with someone, you can't really throw an attack out at someone and claim that it's only ball-busting. You don't like Tenbats. He doesn't like you. Hence -- knock it off.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Maybe I should just post statements that say how great everyone is and how wonderful there posts are.

This is a message board. Not a kiss ass board.

Go smell a rose!

[Tenbatsuzen]

i take it back, you are perfect together.

i rest my case.

Don Stugots, Esq?

[Tenbatsuzen]

We understand what you are saying. Yes, you open yourself up somewhat when you start these types of thread (see MLC). However, ball-busting is one thing, and is permissible. Personal attacks are not. Before this turns into a diatribe about telling the difference between ball-busting and attacks (I know damn well it was coming). Ball-busting is between people who are friends who have enough trust and respect for each other that they know the statements made are in fun. It is not a one way street. If you are not friends with someone, you can't really throw an attack out at someone and claim that it's only ball-busting. You don't like Tenbats. He doesn't like you. Hence -- knock it off.

...who are you talking to? This thread has taken a turn for the weird.

[Don Stugots]

what's the difference between ba-

**This post edited by Mikeyboy**

[Don Stugots]

Don Stugots, Esq?

i'm pre-law.

[Hottub]

Maybe I should just post statements that say how great everyone is and how wonderful there posts are.

This is a message board. Not a kiss ass board.

Go smell a rose!

We understand what you are saying. Yes, you open yourself up somewhat when you start these types of thread (see MLC). However, ball-busting is one thing, and is permissible. Personal attacks are not. Before this turns into a diatribe about telling the difference between ball-busting and attacks (I know damn well it was coming). Ball-busting is between people who are friends who have enough trust and respect for each other that they know the statements made are in fun. It is not a one way street. If you are not friends with someone, you can't really throw an attack out at someone and claim that it's only ball-busting. You don't like Tenbats. He doesn't like you. Hence -- knock it off.

OK, then.http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/RaisingArizona.jpg

[epo]

that's my gimmick! get your own.

I thought this was your gimmick?

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2004/12/orangutan_yawn.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

i'm pre-law.

...I thought you were pre-med?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

We understand what you are saying. Yes, you open yourself up somewhat when you start these types of thread (see MLC). However, ball-busting is one thing, and is permissible. Personal attacks are not. Before this turns into a diatribe about telling the difference between ball-busting and attacks (I know damn well it was coming). Ball-busting is between people who are friends who have enough trust and respect for each other that they know the statements made are in fun. It is not a one way street. If you are not friends with someone, you can't really throw an attack out at someone and claim that it's only ball-busting. You don't like Tenbats. He doesn't like you. Hence -- knock it off.
I never once said that I didn't like the guy. I don't even know him. All I know of him is what his "Board Character" Tenbats posts. That's the truth. Until I meet him in person, he's just a board character to me. Just like you "MIKEYBOY". On the message board we are all "Board Characters".
But that's not the point right now. What the point is, I busted his balls good and you had to come running to his rescue. That's awful.

I'm sure that Tenbatsuzan is fully emasculated now that you did this.

Your the one who brought it to a "Personal Note". When it wasn't.


BTW- nice nose you got.

[Hosp]

Maybe I should just post statements that say how great everyone is and how wonderful <b>there</b> posts are.

This is a message board. Not a kiss ass board.

Go smell a rose!

There=Location
Their=Possesion
They're=They are.

Get it right, fucknuts.

(I'm just busting balls)

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

There=Location
Their=Possesion
They're=They are.

Get it right, fucknuts.

(I'm just busting balls)Your the one with the small penis, right?

[Hosp]

Your the one with the small penis, right?


I'm the one who has publicly announced it, I have a feeling you still haven't come to terms with yours.

[razorboy]

God, please make this horrible bit stop.

[Don Stugots]

I thought this was your gimmick?

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2004/12/orangutan_yawn.jpg

is that a "hairy" insult? hurtful.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

You'll never even be close to getting out of that hole buddy.

Check it out everyone.

NSFW!!!!!!!!

Hosp on Stern! (http://www.entrylevelheiress.typepad.com/entrylevelheiress/2006/08/howard_sterns_f.html)

you like how I used the nsfw tag?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

God, please make this horrible bit stop.Do you like sausage gravy? I love sausage gravy! Just as long as it has plenty of sage in it.

[Hosp]

OH NO, YOU POSTED SOMETHING I DID 10 YEARS AGO WILLFULY THAT SENT ME TO MEXICO WITH 40 PORN STARS, GOT ME INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY, AND GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO DO THINGS IN AN ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL ROOM THAT YOU STILL JUST DREAM ABOUT.

Whatever will I do?

I just want to know why you're so concerned with another man's penis? Do you like staring at my cock? Is that what this is about?

[Tenbatsuzen]

midkiff come back. I'm sorry.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

OH NO, YOU POSTED SOMETHING I DID 10 YEARS AGO WILLFULY THAT SENT ME TO MEXICO WITH 40 PORN STARS, GOT ME INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY, AND GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO DO THINGS IN AN ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL ROOM THAT YOU STILL JUST DREAM ABOUT.

Whatever will I do?

I just want to know why you're so concerned with another man's penis? Do you like staring at my cock? Is that what this is about?But you still have a really small penis!


HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!

[epo]

is that a "hairy" insult? hurtful.

Pipe down ya baby!

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19500/Hairy-Baby--19888.jpg

[midwestjeff]

MEXICO WITH 40 PORN STARS, GOT ME INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY, AND GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO DO THINGS IN AN ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL ROOM THAT YOU STILL JUST DREAM ABOUT.

So that was the going rate for a man's dignity in '98?

Just think what it would be worth today!

[Tenbatsuzen]

But you still have a really small penis!


HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!

Chuck, I've seen some of the girls he's had sex with. And for a diabetic with a bad tat and an even worse mustache, I'm sure it's still lightyears better than the trim you've had to pay at Mons Venus to even pay attention to you.

Attacking me won't get my attention. Attacking my friends will.

[Don Stugots]

Pipe down ya baby!

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19500/Hairy-Baby--19888.jpg

witty.

[Hosp]

So that was the going rate for a man's dignity in '98?

Just think what it would be worth today!


Well, with what the market is right now it might have gotten me a weekend in Cleveland.

[sink]

Do you like sausage gravy? I love sausage gravy! Just as long as it has plenty of sage in it.

Do you like the sausage gravy off the tip of a man's cock?

[Hosp]

Chuck, I've seen some of the girls he's had sex with. And for a diabetic with a bad tat and an even worse mustache, I'm sure it's still lightyears better than the trim you've had to pay at Mons Venus to even pay attention to you.

Attacking me won't get my attention. Attacking my friends will.


Why did I even come into this thread?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Chuck, I've seen some of the girls he's had sex with. And for a diabetic with a bad tat and an even worse mustache, I'm sure it's still lightyears better than the trim you've had to pay at Mons Venus to even pay attention to you.

Attacking me won't get my attention. Attacking my friends will.What's Mons Venus?

I don't even like girls. They're GROSS!

I like taking walks with older men on Thanksgiving Day.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[epo]

witty.

You are right. It looked good on paper, but the play itself stunk on ice.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why did I even come into this thread?

see, even my friends hate me.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

see, even my friends hate me.It serves you right for almost throwing up when your wife ate that gravy. Tenbatcantkeepitdown.

[Don Stugots]

You are right. It looked good on paper, but the play itself stunk on ice.

buck up, you'll get em next time champ.

see, even my friends hate me.

friends?

[Hosp]

see, even my friends hate me.

Just be glad your chick is so cool.

[sink]

What's Mons Venus?

I don't even like girls. They're GROSS!

I like taking walks with older men on Thanksgiving Day.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg


Are you wearing sweat pants in public?

[underdog]

There=Location
Their=Possesion
They're=They are.

Get it right, fucknuts.

(I'm just busting balls)

Wait until he starts with "your".

I'm the one who has publicly announced it, I have a feeling you still haven't come to terms with yours.

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-OhSnap.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

OH NO, YOU POSTED SOMETHING I DID 10 YEARS AGO WILLFULY THAT SENT ME TO MEXICO WITH 40 PORN STARS, GOT ME INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY, AND GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO DO THINGS IN AN ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL ROOM THAT YOU STILL JUST DREAM ABOUT.

Whatever will I do?

I just want to know why you're so concerned with another man's penis? Do you like staring at my cock? Is that what this is about?
I've NEVER dreamed about contracting STD's.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Are you wearing sweat pants in public?
I suppose your "to cool" for sweatpants in public?

[ozzie]

I suppose your "to cool" for sweatpants in public?

Too, Two, To?

[Slumbag]

I suppose your "to cool" for sweatpants in public?

Too, Two, To?

Your, You're?

[epo]

Too, Two, To?

Your, You're?

Stupid Florida education system.

[ecobag2]

We need more threads with pics and dialogue. It's like I was just in Arizona.

Whoo - hot.

[keithy_19]

Cracker Barell Serves biscuits with a side of gravy. It's so delicious. But I don't like the gravy poured on. It has to be in moderation.

[epo]

Cracker Barell Serves biscuits with a side of gravy. It's so delicious. But I don't like the gravy poured on. It has to be in moderation.

Why in the bloody hell are you going to Cracker Barrel?

[mikeyboy]

Why is the bloody hell are you going to Cracker Barrel?

That was my first thought as well.

[PapaBear]

Why is the bloody hell are you going to Cracker Barrel?

That was my first thought as well.
We now know for a fact that Keithy isn't black.

[midwestjeff]

Why is the bloody hell are you going to Cracker Barrel?

That was my first thought as well.

Get over yourselves.

Some people don't have their noses so far up in the air that they won't eat at regular places.

[mikeyboy]

midwestjeff has a lot of anger today.

[midwestjeff]

midwestjeff has a lot of anger today.

I'm not angry.

[Friday]

midwestjeff has a lot of anger today.

he ran out of beer

:happy:

[ecobag2]

Why in the bloody hell are you going to Cracker Barrel?

Americana.

[Slumbag]

Get over yourselves.

Some people don't have their noses so far up in the air that they won't eat at regular places.

I don't mind the food there, it isn't the worst.

But that fucking Country Store.........that'll keep me out of any Cracker Barrel.

[The Jays]

There is no problem with eating gravy alone, especially breakfast gravy. That shit is gooo-oood. And since when does something being too rich and savory stop someone from eating it?

[alabamatrucker]

Some of you guys act like such little stuck up hipsters. I agree with MidwestJeff. Quit acting like you have never eaten at a crackerbarrell. You guys are just silly little hipsters. And if you disagree with me please refer to my modquotes and kiss my sunburned balls.

AT

[PapaBear]

Why do people get so fired up when other people put down shit they like? I'm not saying I haven't done it myself. I probably have. If I did, I probably shouldn't have. If I lived in an area where there were a lot of quality (non chain) culinary options, I'd probably end up getting labled "hipster", too.

And what the fuck is a hipster, anyway?

[Slumbag]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster


The short version:
Pepper Hicks.

[PapaBear]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster


The short version:
Pepper Hicks.
Does a hipster have to have all of those qualities? Because, from what I read, parts of it make almost every person in America a hipster.

I propose a new definition... If you use the word "hipster", you are one.

[Slumbag]

Does a hipster have to have all of those qualities? Because, from what I read, parts of it make almost every person in America a hipster.

I propose a new definition... If you use the word "hipster", you are one.

That's bad news for me.:laugh:
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68778

[PapaBear]

That's bad news for me.:laugh:
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68778
Fuckin' hipster!

Wait, what?:ohmy:

[yojimbo7248]

Some of you guys act like such little stuck up hipsters. I agree with MidwestJeff. Quit acting like you have never eaten at a crackerbarrell. You guys are just silly little hipsters. And if you disagree with me please refer to my modquotes and kiss my sunburned balls.

AT

I eat at cracker barrel ironically when I am driving from one big east coast city to another.

[underdog]

Some of you guys act like such little stuck up hipsters. I agree with MidwestJeff. Quit acting like you have never eaten at a crackerbarrell. You guys are just silly little hipsters. And if you disagree with me please refer to my modquotes and kiss my sunburned balls.

AT

So not eating at a shitty chain restaurant makes someone a hipster?

[west milly Tom]

So not eating at a shitty chain restaurant makes someone a hipster?



It makes you Fez.

[hedges]

using the word "hipster" is like using the word "intelligentsia" :flush:

[reeshy]

TGo say your wife is disgusting is to"my wife won't fuck me"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[topless_mike]

liz,
what are some of the things matty eats that might disgust you.

[Thebazile78]

liz,
what are some of the things matty eats that might disgust you.

Butter and artificially-flavored maple syrup. Not that he eats them together, you understand, but they tend to occur together ... out at restaurants for breakfast.

But, this isn't a deep-seated loathing or even the level of disgust that Matt was expressing here in this thread's initial posting.

I just can't stand to eat them myself.

For example, I've ordered pancakes, waffles and toast at diners/restaurants "dry" to be sure I don't get any butter ... with the syrup "on the side" so that I can taste it first to check if it's the artificial crap that'll make me sick to my stomach. Hell, I'll turn down an offer of a taste of a breakfast item if there's already syrup on it just for this reason.

I also hate grape jelly, so whenever he wants grape jelly for sandwiches, my stomach turns a little bit. (But I buy it anyway. Ewww. But, I stopped liking grape jelly a long time ago because my brother Gerald used to think that our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were too dry without a TON of jelly on them. Dad made the sandwiches in the fastest possible manner...glop the jelly in the middle of the peanut butter and flop the 2nd slice of bread on top. Biting into that glob of jelly was just gross and I used to squish the excess jelly out of my sandwich to make it edible. If I ran out of patience for that, I'd toss the whole thing. He did the same thing with mayonnaise. I now HATE mayonnaise. DAMN YOU GERALD AND YOUR GLOPPY CONDIMENT PREFERENCES!!!!!)

The only thing that comes close to being a "disgust" thing for me is raisins. I can't stand raisins; they give me the willies. (This also has to do with my dad making a comment about eating boogers that ran something like "if you want something like that, I'll get you raisins." Yeah, you'd stop eating raisins, too, if you perpetually associated them with boogers. Ew.)

[weekapaugjz]

Some of you guys act like such little stuck up hipsters. I agree with MidwestJeff. Quit acting like you have never eaten at a crackerbarrell. You guys are just silly little hipsters. And if you disagree with me please refer to my modquotes and kiss my sunburned balls.

AT

So not eating at a shitty chain restaurant makes someone a hipster?

hello, exactly!

[boosterp]

Gawd I love the restaurants here where one can get good Southern cooking outside of the chains.

I'm fuckin' starvin here.

I hate fake syrup too, give me true maple syrup for my pancakes, none of that over cooked sugar shit sold as syrup.

I guess by definition I am a hipster when it comes to chili, I hate the canned shit and it will creep me out to open a can of it. :unsure:

[joethebartender]

My wife put tuna in the macaroni salad once and served it warm. GROSS!!! It took her 20 minutes of apologizing and explaining to me that this was the way her family made it. I said "never again." and then I put the pistol back in the end table drawer. The gagging ceased soon after that.

[Freakshow]

I was in Phoenix over the weekend and saw a Waffle House. I wanted to go in just because of this thread and order gravy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was in Phoenix over the weekend and saw a Waffle House. I wanted to go in just because of this thread and order gravy.

It's hard not to be in the Valley and NOT hit a freaking waffle house. Because of the incredible low overhead, they are all over the place.

I do admit liking fake syrup, but it's because there's no such thing as "lite" "real" maple syrup. The full-sugar fake syrup is too sweet for me. I like the lite "fake" stuff because it's not as sweet. It also works well in oatmeal.

[CountryBob]

oh man - gravy gravy gravy is the best. i could eat dog shit if it has gravy on it.
My grand used to make the best bacon and coffe gravy. she would burn the flour just a little in the bacon grease and coffee before adding the evap. milk. she died awhile back and I will never get that flavor again - now i am hungry and depressed.

[Thebazile78]

oh man - gravy gravy gravy is the best. i could eat dog shit if it has gravy on it.
My grand used to make the best bacon and coffe gravy. she would burn the flour just a little in the bacon grease and coffee before adding the evap. milk. she died awhile back and I will never get that flavor again - now i am hungry and depressed.

That sounds like your grandma was making a dark roux (http://www.ehow.com/how_13900_make-roux.html) with the flour and bacon grease, then she added the coffee and evaporated milk.

You may be able to get a close approximation by looking at recipes for red-eye gravy (http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,red_eye_gravy,FF.html) and working up from there.

[angrymissy]

My wife put tuna in the macaroni salad once and served it warm. GROSS!!! It took her 20 minutes of apologizing and explaining to me that this was the way her family made it. I said "never again." and then I put the pistol back in the end table drawer. The gagging ceased soon after that.

My grandmother used to alternate special dinners on Fridays. #1 was "Slops" - my absolute favorite meal of all time, which was basically shells, tomato sauce, tomatoes, ground beef, seasonings, baked up w/ cheese on top. #2 - my most hated of meals, was "Tuna Fish and Peas", which was hot tuna fish w/ mayo w/ peas. GROSS!

[Freitag]

The concept of warm tuna fish is even more disgusting than my wife eating gravy.

Tuna melts horrify me.

It's rare I eat Tuna fish, but when I do, it hits the spot. It has to be made a certain way though.

[Freitag]

1) I have seen you order and eat FRIED FUCKING PICKLES at Brother Jimmy's, that is exponentially more offensive than a lil dabble in some gravy.

Oh, speaking of which... I forgot about this post. Liz, you want this one?

[reeshy]

My wife was a german woman who could make a meal out of wood.....that said, she asked me one day what I wanted to have for dinner as a reward for being so good in bed the night before (yes....I am THAT good).....I said "Blutwurst und kartoffel und kraut".....that night , my bride made me the blood pudding, potatoes and cabbage....so what happens???????????? she also made canned baked beans and splashed that shit all over the place because....because????....she knows I hate it ....and....I guess I wasn't that good in bed the night before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thebazile78]

Oh, speaking of which... I forgot about this post. Liz, you want this one?

I've already defended the fried pickles. Don't knock 'em 'til you've tried 'em.

While the ones at Brother Jimmy's were mediocre and the ones at that Famous Dave's in MD were horrifying (you can NOT fry bread-and-butter pickles!), the ones that we had at Thee Pitts Again (http://www.theepittsagain.com/) were the best since Insano's.

[Freitag]

Ahhh, P, this is why I love you, sorry Matty, but that was fuckin' funny. Two things:
1) I have seen you order and eat FRIED FUCKING PICKLES at Brother Jimmy's, that is exponentially more offensive than a lil dabble in some gravy.
2) Have you never mopped up the extra pasta sauce you've gotten with a little piece of bread? I liken it to that, while sausage gravy wouldn't ever be my first choice, I think it's in that vein and its not a gravy smoothie, it was a lil foray to see if she liked it or not, cut the chick a break.

I've already defended the fried pickles. Don't knock 'em 'til you've tried 'em.

While the ones at Brother Jimmy's were mediocre and the ones at that Famous Dave's in MD were horrifying (you can NOT fry bread-and-butter pickles!), the ones that we had at Thee Pitts Again (http://www.theepittsagain.com/) were the best since Insano's.

That's right, it was Famous Dave's and not Big Ed's.

(see thread in Food forum)

[disneyspy]

That's right, it was Famous Dave's and not Big Ed's.

(see thread in Food forum)

FATISSSSHHHHH (whip sound)

[TheMojoPin]

This is like the Battling Bickersons, except insanely fucking boring.

[Freitag]

This like the Battling Bickersons, except insanely fucking boring.

see, this is why you're better than mooch.

[topless_mike]

see, this is why you're better than mooch.

that, and he's american.

[mudflap170]

The only problem I see is that she didn't use a big spoon. She might've lost some of that gravy goodness with a fork. BTW. That must've been a fake Waffle House.

[beachbum]

I have lived in the south and eaten biscuits and gravy and eaten at Waffle House all of my life.I have never had biscuits and gravy at the Waffle House though.This is a recent addition and should not be embraced.The proper Waffle house meal is 3 eggs over medium,hash browns scattered(spread out)smothered(diced onions)and covered(cheese),with sausage patties and wheat toast.A pecan waffle may be added as dessert.Remember dessert is part of the meal.

Biscuits and gravy should be eaten at a truck stop or diner or some mom and pop place where they make their own gravy from scratch and don't pour it out of a can.

As far as being grossed out you may need to seek professional help.That is as insane as saying you can't taste the marinara unless it is on the pasta,or you cant taste the hollandaise sauce unless it's on the asparagus.Settle down Francis.

[TjM]

My wife uses Tarter Sauce on her french fries. That is just plain wrong.

[TheMojoPin]

My wife uses Tarter Sauce on her french fries. That is just plain wrong.

Hell no. That's good eating. I've gone to McDonald's and bought a couple of their awful fish sammiches, salvaged the tartar sauce for my fries and then tossed the sammiches in the trash where they belong.

[A.J.]

My wife uses Tarter Sauce on her french fries. That is just plain wrong.

That's true. Cocktail sauce is much better.

[TheMojoPin]

That's true. Cocktail sauce is much better.

Quality blue cheese dressing is the ultimate fry dipping sauce.

[TjM]

Eechh the only thing touching my fries is Ketchup

[TheMojoPin]

Eechh the only thing touching my fries is Ketchup

Better not be cold.

KEEP KETCHUP OUT OF THE FRIDGE!

[Tenbatsuzen]

God. Fucking. DAMNIT.


http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3417/500xgravymachine1757571.jpg

[PapaBear]

The USA truly is the greatest country in the world!:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

The USA truly is the greatest country in the world!:clap:

This is seriously worse than the fucking doubledown. A push button gravy machine? Really?

[Slumbag]

God. Fucking. DAMNIT.


http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3417/500xgravymachine1757571.jpg

BRB, gotta fill my travel mug.

[StanUpshaw]

How the fuck do they plan on keeping that clean?

[disneyspy]

How the fuck do they plan on keeping that clean?

they come in little bags,enough for a roll of bicuits(i buy them all the time they're so great),shouldnt be much harder to clean than those bags of hand soap at a hospital

[Hottub]

God. Fucking. DAMNIT.


http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3417/500xgravymachine1757571.jpg

Sorry, Homer. Barney already sucked it dry. Cut his gums up pretty good, too.

[A.J.]

Sorry, Homer. Barney already sucked it dry. Cut his gums up pretty good, too.

"Just hook it to my veins!"

[Freitag]

BRB, gotta fill my travel mug.

OK, this was funny.

[TjM]

Still doesn't top tarar sauce on fries or a tuna sandwich with miracle whip. That shit aint fucking mayo man

[StanUpshaw]

A hipster would say that.

[TjM]

It was a fucking fluffenutter with tuna. :thumbdown:

[high fly]

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?

"I'd like a glass of cold gravy...... with a hair in it."
- Davey Jones, Head

[Tenbatsuzen]

"I'd like a glass of cold gravy...... with a hair in it."
- Davey Jones, Head

Irony: I was surfing on Micky Dolenz' facebook last night.

[high fly]

Irony: I was surfing on Micky Dolenz' facebook last night.

Back in the day, he was the fave of all the guys and all the girls loved Davey.
Anyone who favored Nesmith or Tork was looked at strangely and people would kind of move away from them.
I never saw the movie, but used to have the soundtrack.
There's all this weird shit going on and then, out of the blue, Davey Jones drops that line.

Remember how they used to walk in the opening intro to the show, with their arms across each other's shoulders?
I've taught that to lots of kids who all thought it was the funniest thing...

[Tenbatsuzen]

UPDATE.

Liz and I went to Waffle House yesterday, and I decided, for $1.70, I would revisit this thread.

I ordered a biscuit and gravy, gravy on the side.

I put a little on my biscuit and tried it.

VERDICT:

When we had it last time, someone must have fucked up the recipe, because this was DELICIOUS.

Not "eat it off a fork" delicious, but delicious enough that I put it on my covered and chunked hash browns with ketchup.

[cougarjake13]

Insanity

That's worse then any drug

[CountryBob]

UPDATE.

Liz and I went to Waffle House yesterday, and I decided, for $1.70, I would revisit this thread.

I ordered a biscuit and gravy, gravy on the side.

I put a little on my biscuit and tried it.

VERDICT:

When we had it last time, someone must have fucked up the recipe, because this was DELICIOUS.

Not "eat it off a fork" delicious, but delicious enough that I put it on my covered and chunked hash browns with ketchup.

Welcome back to the wonderful world of gravy!

[ozzie]

UPDATE.

Liz and I went to Waffle House yesterday, and I decided, for $1.70, I would revisit this thread.

I ordered a biscuit and gravy, gravy on the side.

I put a little on my biscuit and tried it.

VERDICT:

When we had it last time, someone must have fucked up the recipe, because this was DELICIOUS.

Not "eat it off a fork" delicious, but delicious enough that I put it on my covered and chunked hash browns with ketchup.

I still want to know where these Waffle House's are that serve biscuits.

I've never seen an OVEN in a waffle house. Ever.

A grill. Some toasters. Waffle Irons (of course). And some burners between the grills to make a pot of grits, and do omelets and eggs "over easy" and stuff.

That's it.

[Snoogans]

I still want to know where these Waffle House's are that serve biscuits.

I've never seen an OVEN in a waffle house. Ever.

A grill. Some toasters. Waffle Irons (of course). And some burners between the grills to make a pot of grits, and do omelets and eggs "over easy" and stuff.

That's it.

he was probably at some diner on rt 1

[epo]

Ketchup is not a condiment for a grown-up.

[ozzie]

he was probably at some diner on rt 1

I think the last time this started, they were at a place in AZ.

I'm not doubting their existence. It's not that unconceivable that some places would fit an oven in their too. I've just never seen one at any WH I've visited.

I just assumed they were all the same cookie-cut / pre-fab'd places they stuck on the side of every interstate exit down here.

Trust me, if I'd seen delicious sausage gravy on a menu, I would have ordered it.

[deliciousV]

Liz and I are on vacation in Arizona, and one of the places that we like to go for a quick breakfast is Waffle House. We don't have any in NJ, so it's a little treat. Plus it's cheap and good.

I also like Southern Food, and one thing I've never had is biscuits and gravy. I've had biscuits, but never with a southern style white gravy.

I asked to try one biscuit with some gravy. I was thinking it would come in a little dainty cup for dipping.

Oh, no.

They grill a biscuit, butter both sides, and then take a ladle - not a small ladle mind you, but a huge fucking ladle - and just dump a metric ton of think white sausage gravy on there.

Liz read the look on my face perfectly - "Holy fucking shit."

I reminded myself, "It's southern food. What did you expect? Restraint?"

So we are presented with this opaque sloppy mess of a biscuit and gravy, although I'm not sure where the biscuit was in the torrent of gravy that landed on it.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg

I decided to take a bite.

And I realized that southern style sausage gravy is not for me. It was too rich and too savory. Just not my thing.

So I scratched some of it off my half of the biscuit.

I then look up and see something that will be burned into my retinas like what people at ground zero at Hiroshima saw when the bomb dropped.

It was in slow motion as my wife took a fork and divebombed into the puddle of gravy that was on the plate, no biscuit mind you - just STRAIGHT GRAVY - and immediately inserted that into her mouth.

I'm watching her doing this and I'm HORRIFIED. I lost my appetite and started retching at the table.

"What are you doing?" I asked my beautiful bride of 18 months. "That is the most sickening thing I've ever seen you do, and since I've lived with you for five years, I've seen you do some pretty sick shit."

"What?" she asked, with a little bit of gravy still on the corner of her mouth.

"You just ate gravy with nothing else. What is wrong with you?"

"It's good shit," she said. "What, you don't like it?"

"No, I don't like it. And I'm wondering what possessed you to eat it liek it's fucking candy."

(Mind you - this is at 9:30 in the morning. Liz is stone cold sober, so being drunk isn't an excuse here.)

I refused to talk to her for the rest of our breakfast. Especially when our waitress asked us on the status of our biscuit.

Liz's defense is that she eats jalapenos with sour cream on it. And to me, that's not offensive, that's crudite with dip. A completely different ballpark than eating straight gravy.

Thankfully, I'm the one who knows the password for our internet where we are staying, so Liz won't see this for the time being.

Unless she talks to my mom.

So what say you - is eating gravy straight disgusting?

You sir are a tasteless Philistine and this entire thread is an abomintation!

[cougarjake13]

Fuck I ain't reading all that