I'm eating ALL of the fucking cookies!!!!

[Judge Smails]

Once a year, at Christmas time, my wife bakes cookies from scratch. She makes chocolate chip, sugar and these jelly nut cookies that I really like.

Apparently, the jelly nut ones are very time intensive so she doesn't make that many and rations them out. If we go visit someone for the holidays she'll bring some. But, God forbid she catches me in the basement where she keeps the cookies in tins. Even when people are over on Christmas Eve and Day she'll tell me to let the company have them. Now there's like 20 left and I still don't have the go-ahead because we're having people over for New Year's Eve.

Well, fuck that shit!! I'm home alone tonight and I'm gonna eat every last one of them muthafuckas. Come New Year's Eve she's going to go get that tin and find u cazze.

Thank you for hearing my confession. I will now say three Hail Marys and eat 20 cookies with a nice cold glass of milk.

[Tall_James]

Good for you. You should replace the cookies in the tin with some erotic baked goods.

That'll teach her.

[mikeyboy]

She's going to get you extra chafing swim trunks for your birthday.

[Gvac]

Tell your wife to shut the fuck up or you'll expose yourself to the underage girl next door.

AGAIN.

The world needs more men like you, Smails.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i think everyone has stuff that they go "ok, i like this too much, i can't buy it because i'll eat too much of it"

for me, its chocolate covered pretzels..specifically the white chocolate covered pretzels. I don't care how big of a bag you give me, if its in my house i'm eating them all

[Marc with a c]

i want one.

[KatPw]

Good for you, eat the cookies. I hate when people pull that shit. Cookies are made so everyone can enjoy them, not just to impress others. And I think cookies should be made year round, not just for holidays.

[Foster]

cookies rule!!

eat 'em if ya got 'em!

[mendyweiss]

Please post a pic of you eating some cookies and jailbait on your monitor !!

[Judge Smails]

Please post a pic of you eating some cookies and jailbait on your monitor !!

Oh, I would but my laptop caught a virus and has been in the shop for a week. I can barely figure out how to post on my Blackberry - you can just forget about me making attachments.

I got about 10 cookies in and started to feel full. I'll finish them before bed.

[Hottub]

Fat fuck.

[Judge Smails]

Fat fuck.

I'm not fat. I'm festively fluffy.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Smails , just do what I do, gorge like a pig on Baked goodness, then cry on new years

give yourself a teary self promise to lose weight, follow it for 2 weeks

then its back to fried foods

[britneypablo]

eat the cookies then digest them then poop in the tin

[lleeder]

i think everyone has stuff that they go "ok, i like this too much, i can't buy it because i'll eat too much of it"

for me, its chocolate covered pretzels..specifically the white chocolate covered pretzels. I don't care how big of a bag you give me, if its in my house i'm eating them all

Good thing you never have company. Eat the fuck outta those pretzels you lonely bastard

[Tall_James]

And I think cookies should be made year round, not just for holidays.

Absolutely!!!

[GreatAmericanZero]

Good thing you never have company. Eat the fuck outta those pretzels you lonely bastard

my white chocolate covered pretzels are all MINE!

[vjr97]

eat the cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stand up to ur wife.if she gives u a hard timeput some of ur dna on some of the cookies

[angrymissy]

I had 1 "tray" of the Pepperidge Farm Ginger Cookies finished and was starting in on the 2nd when I opened this thread. The shame has made me stop. I can house a 650 calorie bag easily.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I had 1 "tray" of the Pepperidge Farm Ginger Cookies finished and was starting in on the 2nd when I opened this thread. The shame has made me stop. I can house a 650 calorie bag easily.

my fav pepperidge farm is the soft baked cookies that are dark brown on the outside with white chocolate chips


for anyone following this thread, "white chocolate" stuff is my weakness...i love it so much

[RoseBlood]

for anyone following this thread, "white chocolate" stuff is my weakness...i love it so much

I noticed they have white chocolate kit kats.
And while we're on Pepperidge Farm cookies.. i like the raspberry chantilly.

[fezident]

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[Coach]

Good for you. You should replace the cookies in the tin with some erotic baked goods.

That'll teach her.
Wow! That reminded me of my "Swinger" Aunt and Uncle in Boston sending us a tin of those by mistake back in the 70's

[A.J.]

Fucking starving.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I noticed they have white chocolate kit kats.
And while we're on Pepperidge Farm cookies.. i like the raspberry chantilly.

i like the white chocolate BIG reese's cups

[Judge Smails]

Well, it should be an interesting New Year's.

"They're gone. They're all gone!"

[A.J.]

Well, it should be an interesting New Year's.

"They're gone. They're all gone!"

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[Tenbatsuzen]

We were in Trader Joes yesterdays.

I may have to go back now.