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sr71blackbird
01-08-2009, 06:11 AM
I freaked someone out at work by being able to pull out staples from paperwork with my fingernail. They could not believe that someone would do it instead of using a staple remover.
Would it bother you if you saw someone do this with their nail?
They freaked as if I dragged my nails across a blackboard (which doesn't bother me either).

Marc with a c
01-08-2009, 06:14 AM
no

Marc with a c
01-08-2009, 06:15 AM
awesome thread idea.

A.J.
01-08-2009, 06:15 AM
Better than with your teeth I suppose.

MC Pee Pants
01-08-2009, 06:16 AM
no

joethebartender
01-08-2009, 06:21 AM
awesome thread idea.

I concur.

drjoek
01-08-2009, 06:31 AM
Better than with your teeth I suppose.


Agreed

AnnoyedGrunt
01-08-2009, 08:00 AM
I don't think I've ever used a staple remover. By the time I'd grab one the staple could be out by then.

Freakshow
01-08-2009, 08:04 AM
Why would you want to pull Billy?

Aggie
01-08-2009, 08:29 AM
Cut your nails, dude! Gross. I hate guys with long nails.

ScottFromGA
01-08-2009, 09:09 AM
Yeah I thin...........well mayb.... :blink:......nice thread idea.

AnnoyedGrunt
01-08-2009, 12:20 PM
Cut your nails, dude! Gross. I hate guys with long nails.

Then how are you supposed to do coke off a tiny pinky nail?

high fly
01-08-2009, 03:01 PM
I freaked someone out at work by being able to pull out staples from paperwork with my fingernail. They could not believe that someone would do it instead of using a staple remover.
Would it bother you if you saw someone do this with their nail?
They freaked as if I dragged my nails across a blackboard (which doesn't bother me either).


An invitation to disaster if you use a fingernail.
However, if you work a 6 or 8 penny nail under that staple and use that kind of nail, it would be fine. I do it all the time on the jobsite.
I usually use my bull-nosed pliars....

sr71blackbird
01-08-2009, 03:51 PM
My nails are very strong. I even can pull those heavy duty brass packaging staples out of heavy cardboard cartons.

Death Metal Moe
01-08-2009, 03:55 PM
I used my fingernails to take regular office staples out of papers too. It's no big deal. If they are really in there I'll just use my pocket knife.

Holes
01-08-2009, 04:21 PM
My nails are very strong. I even can pull those heavy duty brass packaging staples out of heavy cardboard cartons.

I am impressed!

Knowledged_one
01-08-2009, 04:22 PM
Then how are you supposed to do coke off a tiny pinky nail?

arent we all adult enough to just use a pen cap

Holes
01-08-2009, 04:23 PM
arent we all adult enough to just use a pen cap

Collar stays work really well.

Thebazile78
01-08-2009, 07:53 PM
Push-pins work better than pen caps if your nails are too weak or short to pull up the folded-under tabs.

The only time I'll use a staple remover is if the staple is stuck into a wall or a bulletin board.

Slumbag
01-08-2009, 07:55 PM
Better than with your teeth I suppose.

I had a friend in high school who used to open beer bottles with his teeth.

SO fucked up. Now his teeth look like shit, and he still does it.

Knowledged_one
01-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Push-pins work better than pen caps if your nails are too weak or short to pull up the folded-under tabs.

The only time I'll use a staple remover is if the staple is stuck into a wall or a bulletin board.

yeah but you cant do bumps of the lady off a push pin

jonyrotn
01-08-2009, 10:25 PM
But I thought you had said, " I use Neal to pull my prick"..But I've misheard before..

marcpsych
01-08-2009, 11:18 PM
I use a giant machete and then stab the person next to me to express my displeasure with staples in general.

Marcpsych

Contra
01-09-2009, 06:04 AM
I used to do that in school. Not stab people with machetes but the fingernail staple thing. Doesn't tear up the paper like the staple removers do.