I have come to the sad realization...

[marky2bucks]

that cow tipping is not real.

After 29 years of life, a wonderful education, extensive travel, and attaining graduate level degrees in science, it took me a few minutes on google to find that I have been duped for quite a long time. I have ignorantly defended the urban legend as real for far too long. I have even tried it (obviously to no avail, the bulls chased us and I was electrocuted by a fence, funny story though)

I must confess I'm a rube when it comes to cow tipping

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Hayseed's version of snipe hunting.

[midwestjeff]

I think cow tipping is more about the journey rather than the destination.

And wouldn't it be a rural legend?

[Sue_Bender]

I think cow tipping is more about the journey rather than the destination.

And wouldn't it be a rural legend?

So wise...

[Foster]

Wow, aren't you the buzz-kill,
the next thing you'll tell us is that sheep fucking isn't possible either

[midwestjeff]

So wise...

Thanks Sue, and I was just kidding earlier.

I think your pussy smells fantastic.

[marky2bucks]

the next thing you'll tell us is that sheep fucking isn't possible either

Santa Claus and sheep fucking are still real. I googled it.

[Sue_Bender]

Thanks Sue, and I was just kidding earlier.

I think your pussy smells fantastic.


You should try my asshole!

[sailor]

Hayseed's version of snipe hunting.

isn't that also a hayseed thing?

[marky2bucks]

I'm still a huge jackalope fan. I have one over my fireplace and regale guests with the story of when I hit it with my car.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

isn't that also a hayseed thing?
I always thought it was more of a redneck thing. There is a difference you know. They don't have sweet-tea out here in the midwest.

[ecobag2]

Thanks Sue, and I was just kidding earlier.

I think your pussy smells fantastic.

that's a pretty good mod quote.

[lleeder]

I always thought it was more of a redneck thing. There is a difference you know. They don't have sweet-tea out here in the midwest.

No wonder the kids need to text so much.

[sailor]

I always thought it was more of a redneck thing. There is a difference you know. They don't have sweet-tea out here in the midwest.

you all look alike.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

No wonder the kids need to text so much.
Maybe he's been texting one letter at a time, that could explain a lot...

[DiabloSammich]

You're right, me and my buddies could never get the damn cow to tip over, no matter how hard we banged it in the ass.



That was the strangest Christian Youth Group I've ever been in.

[OGC]

If Fez tried it would it be Cow Over-tipping ?

[donnie_darko]

in highschool a friend ran full tilt at a cow, it was like he hit a wall, f'n tard.

[ToiletCrusher]

and to restart it. I have come to the cad realization.....


that it's considered "against her will" if you cover her mouth with your hand during intercourse.

[Coach]

Hahahahaha You Citified people are so Dumb!
Honestly, I am amazed at my friends from New Jersey and New York who had never seen a cow.
They always want a picture with one, and are either scared to death of it. or are so aggressive to play with it like a dog, that the cow freaks and runs away.
Baby cows are funny to mess with your city friends..have them hold their hand like the peace sign but with the fingers together..and pet the calf..then wham! the calf latches on to the fingers like a teat. The reaction is priceless.

[lleeder]

Hahahahaha You Citified people are so Dumb!
Honestly, I am amazed at my friends from New Jersey and New York who had never seen a cow.
They always want a picture with one, and are either scared to death of it. or are so aggressive to play with it like a dog, that the cow freaks and runs away.
Baby cows are funny to mess with your city friends..have them hold their hand like the peace sign but with the fingers together..and pet the calf..then wham! the calf latches on to the fingers like a teat. The reaction is priceless.

Yeah cow pranks are great. One time I rang my neighbors doorbell and ran. When they came outside there was a cow just standing there on the porch. They didn't know what to do.

[Coach]

Yeah cow pranks are great. One time I rang my neighbors doorbell and ran. When they came outside there was a cow just standing there on the porch. They didn't know what to do. Especially since they have trouble going down stairs.

[PerryWinkle]

in cow tipping, don't you need someone to get down behind the cow so you can "school boy" em'?

[PapaBear]

Hayseed's version of snipe hunting.
Ironically, I grew up thinking snipes were an urban legend. You just can't hunt them with a bag.

[MC Pee Pants]

My friends and I did shrooms once and decided to go cow tipping, so we got in my buddys car and took off. It didnt go so well since we live in NJ nowhere near cows, we ended up driving around for almost an hour and actually accidentally drove to the East Brunswick police department at like 3 am. Good story right?

[sailor]

Ironically, I grew up thinking snipes were an urban legend. You just can't hunt them with a bag.

my redneck cousins took my sister snipe hunting. they asked me and i told them to fuck off. my sister was so made and bit up by mosquitoes when she finally got back. one of the few times i ever felt sorry for her.

[tanless1]

can't hunt snipes with a bag.
to truly adress your snipe/quarry you require night vision goggles and a taser. im so glad to see technology has finaly caught up w/ the needs of the TRUE sportsmen.