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Judge Smails
01-12-2009, 07:53 PM
Virtual sex is coming soon (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gp4qhTL2C66jLvOnkU09xXquW7ug)

http://yourtango.s3.amazonaws.com/story-page-img/realsextoy.jpg


He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device "developed and tested by a former NASA engineer" contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.

One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one's lap is made of soft "Haptic" synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.

The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man's choosing.

RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.

"You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening," Drysdale said.

The device works with video from an online RealTouch "theater" at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 dollars and begins selling in the US in February.



Real Touch website (NSFW) (http://www.realtouch.com/)


This is why we stopped going to the moon. All the best NASA engineers left for where the real money is: cyborg cooters.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
01-12-2009, 07:54 PM
That makes the Pocket Pussy look like caveman shit.

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 07:54 PM
I'd hit it.

weekapaugjz
01-12-2009, 07:55 PM
I'd hit it.

what wouldn't you "hit"?

Slumbag
01-12-2009, 07:59 PM
As if it wasn't hard enough to find reasons to leave home..........

Fallon
01-12-2009, 08:01 PM
I'd hit it.

Gross.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2313/cousinit003nx8.jpg

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
01-12-2009, 08:01 PM
Can it make me a turkey club sandwich afterward? If not, then I'm not interested.

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 08:04 PM
what wouldn't you "hit"?

After February, a non-robot vagina.

Too much work. Or, in my case, too much money and legal risk.

Judge Smails
01-12-2009, 08:05 PM
According to the website, one of the girls available is Bree Olsen. So, for $150.00 you can share in Earl's shame.

Fallon
01-12-2009, 08:07 PM
Can it make me a turkey club sandwich afterward? If not, then I'm not interested.

It's also a George Foreman Grill.

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 08:11 PM
According to the website, one of the girls available is Bree Olsen. So, for $150.00 you can share in Earl's shame.

I'm already paying 12.99 every month for that.

PapaBear
01-12-2009, 08:13 PM
Why would I want to screw a flying car, if I had a robot vagina?

Slumbag
01-12-2009, 08:13 PM
Ronnie B has got to be pissed.
Robots will one day turn on all humans, and now were gonna be fucking them?

Sorry, you fuck a robot, you're on their side when the shit goes down.

Judge Smails
01-12-2009, 08:19 PM
I'm already paying 12.99 every month for that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/sparkley_dudette/clap.gif

Death Metal Moe
01-12-2009, 08:32 PM
I just could never bring myself to buy one. Maybe it's just me but I just couldn't.

jonyrotn
01-12-2009, 08:42 PM
So, for $150.00 you can share in Earl's shame.No shame here.. I don't screw with my socks on..

fezident
01-12-2009, 08:45 PM
I just could never bring myself to buy one. Maybe it's just me but I just couldn't.

We'll buy one for ya, Budday. We got yo back!
I'll kick in 5 bucks for the cause.

Dirtbag
01-12-2009, 09:23 PM
I just could never bring myself to buy one. Maybe it's just me but I just couldn't.
I could never even buy porn. There's no way in hell I'd be able to buy one of those things.

OGC
01-13-2009, 03:10 AM
How long until O&A have one in the studio for intern David to fuck ? I bet when they do, it is the gay version which comes with bottle of liquid ass to spray.


Question - If you are a virgin and fuck one of these, are you still a virgin ?

Reynolds
01-13-2009, 03:14 AM
Sounds great, but I'm not too keen on sticking my hard on in a machine with internal conveyor belts that plugs into an outlet.

Yosammity
01-13-2009, 04:05 AM
Sounds great, but I'm not too keen on sticking my hard on in a machine with internal conveyor belts that plugs into an outlet.

Sounds like my ex-wife... But with more personality.

ecobag2
01-13-2009, 04:51 AM
It's also a George Foreman Grill.

I'd warm a burrito or a wrap in it. Gets up to 98.6.
You really have to clean it out though.
Toasty.

How long until O&A have one in the studio for intern David to fuck ?


Next weeks' end if they're smart.



Sounds like my ex-wife... But with more personality.

good one.