View Full Version : How much is that pussy in the window?
high fly
01-13-2009, 05:03 PM
Student auctions off virginity, isnsists she's not demeaning herself... bidding in the millions...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4222155/Student-auctions-off-virginity-for-offers-of-more-than-2.5-million.html
Nice girl, nice family.....
best part is that she's fugly.
lleeder
01-13-2009, 05:07 PM
I bet if sailor was here he would find the first time this story was posted. Its an ooooooooooooold story.
Snoogans
01-13-2009, 05:08 PM
WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS. Having sex with a virgin is not fun, its more like work
west milly Tom
01-13-2009, 05:18 PM
And the first time you slip a girl a ruphy is always the hardest to wake her up.
high fly
01-13-2009, 05:18 PM
I bet if sailor was here he would find the first time this story was posted. Its an ooooooooooooold story.
That was before the bidding got so high.
I'm guessing some crusty old Arab sheikh will win...
lleeder
01-13-2009, 05:20 PM
That was before the bidding got so high.
I'm guessing some crusty old Arab sheikh will win...
We only start multiple threads on stock prices not whores.
KnoxHarrington
01-13-2009, 05:29 PM
I think Ronnie pretty much figured out the gimmick in their discussion of this yesterday: some "Christian" dude's going to say she shouldn't do this, she can't demean herself and sell God's gift to her like this, and give her a few grand to end the auction.
Ronnie knows a carny when he sees one.
santino
01-13-2009, 05:40 PM
i'd fuck her, but i sure as shit wouldn't pay to do it.
it's her body. i couldn't care less what she does with it.
regardless of what she tells herself, at the end of the day she's still a whore.
high fly
01-13-2009, 05:40 PM
Colmes has a nice pic of her here:
http://www.alan.com/2009/01/12/37-million-offered-for-womans-virginity/
instrument
01-13-2009, 05:42 PM
If only it was like in the dreamers..
keithy_19
01-13-2009, 09:36 PM
I wouldn't. Even for free.
I'm guessing some crusty old Arab sheikh will win...
She's 22. That's an old maid in this part of the world.
Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 11:28 AM
She's told herself that she's making a point.
Or she's a really big fan of Memoirs of a Geisha (http://www.amazon.com/Memoirs-Geisha-Arthur-Golden/dp/1400096898/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231964866&sr=8-2) and its portrayal of the mizuage.
Aggie
01-14-2009, 11:44 AM
Has she taken a medical exam to prove it? If she hasn't, best bit ever to make money/
I'm too lazy to read the story right now. I actually have to get some work done.
Fezticle98
01-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Is this the same girl from about 3 months ago, or a different, more unoriginal one?
dino_electropolis
01-14-2009, 11:49 AM
Busted face, but great body.
I'd definitly toss her one, but would only spend enough for the #2 Extra Value meal, and yeah, i guess i would super size it too.
But not a penny more.
Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 05:00 PM
Has she taken a medical exam to prove it? If she hasn't, best bit ever to make money/
I'm too lazy to read the story right now. I actually have to get some work done.
She's reportedly willing to take a medical exam to prove it.
high fly
01-14-2009, 05:07 PM
She's reportedly willing to take a medical exam to prove it.
In Japan they got that hymen restoration operation....
scottinnj
01-14-2009, 05:21 PM
She kind of looks like the girl that did in the NY Governor
cougarjake13
01-14-2009, 06:02 PM
shes not worth the money
boosterp
01-14-2009, 06:09 PM
WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS. Having sex with a virgin is not fun, its more like work
Same here. I rather a woman have experience, not one that has not even run the bases yet.
high fly
01-14-2009, 06:37 PM
Same here. I rather a woman have experience, not one that has not even run the bases yet.
Reminds me of the old Ed Bluestone joke.
He talks about how great it was to fi nally get a virgin. He'd been working on this hot young chick for a long time and finally ws able to nail her, but soon after he got in, she jumped up and shouted,
"EWWWWWWWW, I was right, it IS disgusting!"
I, uh, guess you had to hear Bluestone tell it...
FUNKMAN
01-14-2009, 06:53 PM
my first job at 15 was in a produce stand. 3 pounds of cherries for 2 dollars
Zorro
01-14-2009, 07:03 PM
She kind of looks like the girl that did in the NY Governor
It's what the New York Governor did in her that caused the problem
drusilla
01-14-2009, 07:19 PM
Is this the same girl from about 3 months ago, or a different, more unoriginal one?
it's the same girl. i like how in the article she says that she got the idea from her sister who hooked for 3 weeks to pay for her degree.
nice girl, nice family indeed
high fly
01-14-2009, 07:54 PM
it's the same girl. i like how in the article she says that she got the idea from her sister who hooked for 3 weeks to pay for her degree.
nice girl nice family indeed
Almost enough to make a guy go gay, for a while at least, if the money was right......I mean, I ain' sayin' nuthin'................
I wouldn't. Even for free.
Don't lie Keithy. It's bad for your soul.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:25 PM
What do you think a guy would get if he tried this? 20 bucks? maybe less?
boosterp
01-14-2009, 08:31 PM
Am I a bad person if I wished that she got genital herpes or HIV her first time? :annoyed:
Slumbag
01-14-2009, 08:35 PM
The dude that's buying it is just as big of a tool.
3.7 MILLION?! That's fucking outrageous.
I'd just bang the same hooker 370,000 times.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:36 PM
The dude that's buying it is just as big of a tool.
3.7 MILLION?! That's fucking outrageous.
I'd just bang the same hooker 370,000 times.
or 370,000 different hookers
Slumbag
01-14-2009, 08:37 PM
or 370,000 different hookers
THAT'S a world I want to live in.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:40 PM
THAT'S a world I want to live in.
I believe they call it paradise
or 370,000 different hookers
Only in Mahwah.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:45 PM
Only in Mahwah.
if someone told me i HAD to find 370,000 hookers to fuck, i still wouldnt fuck her. She isnt horrible, but she is like 35 and looks fucked out, plus she is just a fuckin bitch
if someone told me i HAD to find 370,000 hookers to fuck, i still wouldnt fuck her. She isnt horrible, but she is like 35 and looks fucked out, plus she is just a fuckin bitch
Maybe she wouldn't look so awful if you didn't run your exhaust into her home.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:46 PM
Maybe she wouldn't look so awful if you didn't run your exhaust into her home.
CLOSE THE FUCKIN WINDOW. ITS FUCKIN 8 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
I forgot to back in today anyway
CLOSE THE FUCKIN WINDOW. ITS FUCKIN 8 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
I forgot to back in today anyway
You didn't back in?
Quit fucking around and stop being a pussy.
Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:49 PM
You didn't back in?
Quit fucking around and stop being a pussy.
well the spot by her place wasnt available. So i just forgot and pulled in regular in the other section
Thebazile78
01-15-2009, 07:38 AM
In Japan they got that hymen restoration operation....
It's apparently been a possibility in the US since 2005:
Virgin Territory: U.S. Women Seek A Second First Time (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB113461752102323170.html) (WSJ Online, 12/15/2005; subscription required for full article)
They do that in France, too. And, considering this chick is in England, it's just a hop-skip-and-jump from London to Paris....
I first read about it here in 2005: (http://www.slate.com/id/2132067/)
The latest rage in cosmetic surgery is virginity restoration. Business is booming in "revirgination," i.e., hymen reattachment. Cost: $2,000 to $5,000. Unmarried immigrant women are getting it to avoid family disgrace by hiding the fact that they've lost their virginity. Married women are getting it (along with vagina-tightening surgery) to thrill husbands on their anniversaries. Objection from the left: It's female genital mutilation. Objection from the right: It's virginity fraud. (For Human Nature's previous update on female genital mutilation, click here.)
With an update here in 2007 (http://www.slate.com/id/2165268/):
Surgery to restore female virginity is increasing among French Muslims (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/world/europe/11virgin.html), according to anecdotal reports. One doctor says each week he's getting about four queries and is doing the surgery (hymen reattachment) on one to three patients, with demand rising in recent years, possibly due to a resurgence of Muslim identity. The leader of the Union of French Islamic Organizations declines to take a position on the surgery. The French government pays part of the cost if you claim you were raped or traumatized. Liberal reaction: Women are being pressured into this surgery by conservative Muslim families. Conservative reaction: Yeah, right after they were pressured into sex by liberal French men. Human Nature's reaction: Any guy who believes a suicide bombing will earn him 70 virgins in paradise is dumb enough to believe they're virgins. (For a previous update on virginity restoration, click here. For the untrustworthiness of virginity pledges, click here.) (linked text is to an NY Times article the same week as this one: The case for doctor-assisted chastity fraud (http://www.slate.com/id/2193353/))
RogerPodacter
01-15-2009, 08:06 AM
besides the fact that's she's nothign special at all, i dont even like virgins. i want my chick to have been around a bit so i dont have to sleep with a beginner.
SatCam
01-15-2009, 02:35 PM
I would do her then send her the bill for my virginity
FACE BITCH!@
high fly
01-16-2009, 11:34 AM
She's certainly been making the rounds of the interview shows.
They had her on the Junkies yesterday and it was funny beforehand when they had their producer in, talking about his conversation with her setting it up.
She asked if they were conservatives, because apparently a lot of right-wingers were giving her a hard time over selling herself.
I had to go and didn't hear their interview with her, but references today made it sound as if she owned up to having given blow jobs and took it in the pooper.
And apparently she's had a boob job.
Since less expensive fare is obviously available (imagine what 3 million would buy in Thailand) whoever is bidding that high must not be able to get it elsewhere.
I'm thinking like a cross between Stephen Hawking and Richard Speck.
She better know karate or something
lleeder
08-29-2009, 01:44 PM
did she get the pussy money? what happened to this skank?
Some Aussie supposedly won for 3.5 mil, and then had to back out because "his wife wouldn't let him," so she's auctioning it off again.
This is such a carny/rube bait, it's ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if the Bunny Ranch is paying her to keep this story going because of the publicity it generates for them.
Besides, who wants to fuck a virgin? It's not like she's going to hop on the guy and give him the banging of a life time. It's going to a lame, awkward fuck that some idiot dropped a few mil on if this thing IS on the up and up.
PapaBear
08-30-2009, 07:48 PM
When will this shit end?:wallbash:
PapaBear
08-30-2009, 09:00 PM
When will this shit end?:wallbash:
How the fuck did I post this here, and not in post purgatory?:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:
Reynolds
08-30-2009, 09:21 PM
Whoever wins should just get a hired gun by holding a biggest dick contest, and just punish the hell out of her.
razorboy
08-30-2009, 09:30 PM
Thought this was a thread about Reggie Bush.
nate1000
08-31-2009, 05:34 AM
Whoever wins should just get a hired gun by holding a biggest dick contest, and just punish the hell out of her.
This is an excellent idea!!
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