2 Heads 1 Body Girls:...We're 18 and Wanna Get Hitched

[Coach]

Conjoined Twins Want to Get Hitched!
Hold onto your hats! It's every man's dream come true: twins! Looking for love! There's just one catch ... they only have one body.

Dicephalus twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel -- who have separate hearts, stomachs, lungs and spines but share reproductive organs -- are now 18. In addition to learning to drive and starting college, the twins say that they live a normal life and hope to get married.

In 2006, the Hensels appeared in "Joined for Life," a documentary in which they explained the particulars of their day-to-day lives. The film shows them helping around the house, attending school, and even playing basketball; they're able to get around with ease, having learned to coordinate their movements. Because they essentially share one body, separation of the twins would be dangerous and ultimately debilitating.

Despite their closeness, they have distinct personalities -- at six, Abby told Time that she wanted to be a dentist, while Brittany hoped for a career as a pilot. The Hensels' father, Mike, believes that a separation would prove to be too emotionally traumatic, and that there's no reason why the girls shouldn't marry someday, saying "They're good-looking girls. They're witty. They've got everything going for them, except they're together."

There's not much precedent for how a marriage to the twins would work, since the two are some of the only dicephalus twins to make it to their teen years.
Sooo many Questions!!!!!!!!:wallbash::wallbash:

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/01/13/conjoined-twins-want-to-get-hitched/

[Slumbag]

I was reading this earlier and was very confused.

The Hensels' father, Mike, believes that a separation would prove to be too emotionally traumatic, and that there's no reason why the girls shouldn't marry someday, saying "They're good-looking girls. They're witty. They've got everything going for them, except they're together."
Really?
I don't want to be too mean, but that's fucking strange.

[PanterA]

Would you need to be Mormon to marry these 2 or some other religion that excepts polygamist beliefs?

[led37zep]

Ah...good for them.

hope it works out.

[Coach]

Children...whose is whose?

[midwestjeff]

Would you need to be Mormon to marry these 2 or some other religion that excepts polygamist beliefs?

Is beastiality accepted as a religion yet?

[PapaBear]

I hope the marry a guy with two bodies and one head.

[Boo Radley]

These chicks should come to the next bar outing.... i'd date a conjoined twin... now that'd be hot!!!

[MacVittie]

Children...whose is whose?

One womb, so I guess it's both of theirs.

[PapaBear]

The "one woman, one man" bumper stickers would have to be redesigned.

[Coach]

One womb, so I guess it's both of theirs.

So one get's married and ready..the other, single and not so much....what happens? Can the other one call R@pe?

[instrument]

I'd take either of those heads over chloe sevigny.

[Pestz4Evah]

fuckin' sexy.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/kanncerbero/26.jpg

[Reynolds]

fuckin' sexy.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/kanncerbero/26.jpg

Do you think that's a custom made bathing suit?...

Do they both eat?

Ill keep the dirtier thoughts to myself.

[Melk]

Love Abigail, hate Brittany.

"separate hearts, stomachs, lungs and spines but share reproductive organs [...] distinct personalities"
Fantastic! All of the disadvantages of plural marriage without the best advantage.

Double the nagging but one vagina... :nono:

[Coach]

There is a Jimmy/Broad back while getting a Blow Job joke here......

[Drunky McBetidont]

fuckin' sexy.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/kanncerbero/26.jpg

if they are 18 they can make porn! hot! super hot!

[Enabler]

They kind of look like a bizarro Jodie Sweetin

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070806/jodie_sweetin.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm thinking threesome!!!

Wait, that would require 2 vaginas.

[Kevin]

Nice rack, and the BJ's would be fantastic.

[patrick187]

How would ass to mouth work?

[disneyspy]

2 girls 1 cunt



im so sorry

[MacVittie]

So one get's married and ready..the other, single and not so much....what happens? Can the other one call R@pe?

I think you marry both of them. When you marry a woman, what are you marrying: her brain, or her vagina? Think about it.

[ScottFromGA]

:huh::unsure::blink:I...I-I-I-I don't know what to think of this....

on one hand, thinking about the wedding night kinda repulses me...

but on the other....after looking at them....it doesn't seem that bad....

I....I just don't know how to feel about this one.....:unsure::huh:

[ScottFromGA]

if they are 18 they can make porn! hot! super hot!

and you know what...I'd watch, methinks!!!


:wub::wub:

[CountryBob]

i wonder if they both get the feeling from an orgasm.

Imagine marrying them - One would be nagging you all the time - the other would tell you everything is cool.

If they murdered someone - one would have decided to do it and the other would be innocent - but both would go to jail.

So many questions

[mendyweiss]

http://www.oxycottontail.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/1088881073diceclay.jpg

One can blow me, one can lick my ass !! OOhhh !!!

[skyscraper]

i wonder if they both get the feeling from an orgasm.


It does say that they share sexual organs, so I would imagine so.

[Tenbatsuzen]

They look like Jodie Sweetin.

[Enabler]

They kind of look like a bizarro Jodie Sweetin

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070806/jodie_sweetin.jpg

They look like Jodie Sweetin.



Good call. Nobody reads my posts...:glurps:

[Aggie]

They look like Jodie Sweetin.

2009 Matty doesn't read threads.

[disneyspy]

ya tenbats they do look like jodie sweetin,good call

[TripleSkeet]

Id hit it.

[Enabler]

ya tenbats they do look like jodie sweetin,good call

ugh.

[disneyspy]

ugh.

go get your boss his wings

[Enabler]

go get your boss his wings



:lol::lol: They'll be ready in 15....seriously, fuck my life.

[MobCounty]

They look like Jodie Sweetin.

For Truth!

[OGC]

2009 Matty doesn't read threads.


He likes it better when it's his idea.

[CountryBob]

Id' hit it too. Just for the memories (or nightmares).

[Flea_Man]

fucking gross

[TripleSkeet]

fucking gross

That gross freak would shoot you down twice at the same time.

[Tenbatsuzen]

2009 Matty doesn't read threads.

In my defense, I posted "reply" on the post before I continued scrolling down. I didn't see enabler's post.

[boosterp]

I agree, arguments would be a pain in the ass. I do not know how to feel about this either, jeeeeez.

[Coach]

Anal..one likes it..the other doesn't. ???????????????

[disneyspy]

Anal..one likes it..the other doesn't. ???????????????

easy,just give it to the one that does

[CountryBob]

You could chloroform the head that dosent want the anal

[sr71blackbird]

I wonder what would be the consequences of them marrying two different guys and getting pregnant and they have the baby and its healthy and then lets say one girl wants to divorce one guy and he wants to keep the child?

[cougarjake13]

2 girls 1 cunt



im so sorry




nomination for post of the day

[cougarjake13]

you could get both your balls teabagged at the same time and put their heads together and fuck the 2 heads

[Hottub]

One Vag.
How many bungholes?

[PopPop]

You could chloroform the head that dosent want the anal

That is just wrong. Could not stop laughing but it is wrong.

[sr71blackbird]

Which one owns the vagina?

[Devo37]

They kind of look like a bizarro Jodie Sweetin

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070806/jodie_sweetin.jpg

if by 'bizarro' you mean 'ugly 2-headed mutant', then yes, yes they do.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

<a href="http://rarevideos.bravepages.com/NO-Lycia_Naff_TotalRecall.jpg">NSFW</a>

[PapaBear]

You might want to check the rules about posting nudes. Even if they are fake.

[DolaMight]

fuckin' sexy.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/kanncerbero/26.jpg

Their mouths are a nice distance apart, as if god gave them a purpose.

I'd give a cute nick name to their mouths, cock'n'balls, I'd joke about it with the inlaws. They'd just laugh then say things like "hmm, clever".

I would marry them and when I'm feelin randy i'd put em in my basement in a box built for 1&1/2 with a teabag hole. Then id'd do the dip, and when I'm done I'd feed them spoonfulls of fresh hamburger helper through the glory holes.

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/total_recall.jpg

FYI -- even sci-fi boobs won't last long here...

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/deleted.jpg

[PanterA]

The majority of you are creeps.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Do they file one tax return or two? If you did marry them and then you divorced them, would each head get 50% of your assets? Hmmm, now THAT's a loosing proposition.

[Reynolds]

easy,just give it to the one that does

What's the fun in that?

[Reynolds]

I don't get how people with certain handicaps want to be treated equal, but feel the need to announce to the world that they're ready to do something.

My cousin Kyle has one head, I'm sure he wants a chick, but I don't see him climbing on the mountain top to fucking announce it.

[Yosammity]

When asking for oral treats: "May I please have some heads?"