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EliSnow
01-20-2009, 06:06 AM
Good morning my buddays!!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/more/426268.jpg

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disneyspy
01-20-2009, 06:10 AM
GOOD START ELI!!:clap: ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD THREAD!i feel it,happy inauguration day buddays,todays song will be celebration by kool and the gang

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 06:11 AM
song will be "Won't Get Fooled Again" by just the word The Who...

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 06:11 AM
Very patriotic picture, Eli!!!

Happy inauguration Buddays!

dino_electropolis
01-20-2009, 06:15 AM
Lookin at fine asses like that, I can't help but say, damn I love this country.

Todays song will FINALLY be AENEMA by TOOL

Twould be an apt and poigniant selection

Hottub
01-20-2009, 06:15 AM
Awww Buddays!!!

"Make A Change" - Buckwheat Zydeco.

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biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 06:18 AM
'lo'

IamFogHat
01-20-2009, 06:21 AM
Oh hai buddays.

drjoek
01-20-2009, 06:23 AM
Still a few boxes in the Superbowl pool! check the link in the first post if you want to enter
PRIZES!!!!

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 06:24 AM
Awww Buddays!!!

"Make A Change" - Buckwheat Zydeco.

After your left nut is gone, can we call you Nuttub ?

disneyspy
01-20-2009, 06:25 AM
After your left nut is gone, can we call you Nuttub ?

or rightie?

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 06:30 AM
or rightie?

Or a native american name:

Sack with one ball

not sure of the translation.

Furtherman
01-20-2009, 06:30 AM
What a great day. See ya moron!!!



So... how did Fez's secret announcement go on Saturday?

hexy68
01-20-2009, 06:30 AM
Good Mornin' All...i hear there's something going on in D.C. today?? :wacko:

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 06:31 AM
I took a shower this morning, and wasn't surprised to find an inauguration on my persons.

Yuppie_Scum
01-20-2009, 06:31 AM
If the song is not Sam Cooke "A chance is gonna come" then Hicks (Mooch?) fucked up.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 06:32 AM
Good Mornin' All...i hear there's something going on in D.C. today?? :wacko:


some guy is giving a speech I think.

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 06:37 AM
Heya buddays!

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 06:38 AM
Are all of you ready to have Change all over your face and chest? They are gonna be cramming it down your throat and up your backside all day.

I'm watching nothing BUT the speech. That's it.

biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 06:39 AM
What a great day. See ya moron!!!



So... how did Fez's secret announcement go on Saturday?

nil

Don Stugots
01-20-2009, 06:53 AM
Song will be "right here, right now" jesus jones


Happy new year to all

Hats for mod!

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 06:55 AM
Song will be "right here, right now" jesus jones


Happy new year to all

Hats for mod!

Fat Boy Slim would be better...

How about Winds of Change by the Scorpions!

drjoek
01-20-2009, 06:55 AM
Todays ichiban......uhhhhh. Song Changes by Bowie.

dino_electropolis
01-20-2009, 06:56 AM
Ch-ch-changes. David Bowie

dino_electropolis
01-20-2009, 06:57 AM
Drjoek, u too fast!

drjoek
01-20-2009, 07:04 AM
Drjoek, u too fast!

I'm usually the one posting a minute too late.

ANC
01-20-2009, 07:05 AM
Hiya Buddies :bye:..

Looks like everyone had a great time Saturday night.. I was going to stop by, but by the time I left the bar it was after 1, and figured by the time I drive Uptown all would be gone..

Misteriosa
01-20-2009, 07:08 AM
hey there buddays :bye:

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 07:08 AM
Never has there been a better time for this quote:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

IamFogHat
01-20-2009, 07:11 AM
Never has there been a better time for this quote:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Do you have a better way to exchange protein strands?

OGC
01-20-2009, 07:11 AM
...todays song will be celebration by kool and the gang

Who are you "WNEW" Earl ?

ANC
01-20-2009, 07:14 AM
Never has there been a better time for this quote:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Do you have a better way to exchange protein strands?

:clap::clap::clap:

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 07:14 AM
Hiya Buddies :bye:..

Looks like everyone had a great time Saturday night.. I was going to stop by, but by the time I left the bar it was after 1, and figured by the time I drive Uptown all would be gone..

you should have come by. A handful of us were even still there around 4 when they were stacking chairs as a hint...

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 07:15 AM
Do you have a better way to exchange protein strands?

If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

bobsnin
01-20-2009, 07:23 AM
Hola

Power To Change - The Black and White Years

delgriffith
01-20-2009, 07:28 AM
morning buddays

ANC
01-20-2009, 07:29 AM
you should have come by. A handful of us were even still there around 4 when they were stacking chairs as a hint...

Damn.. wish I would've showed up to meet yous in person..

ANC
01-20-2009, 07:30 AM
morning buddays

Mornin' Buddy.. your sigpic is way too big 300px W by 100px H.

wkj
01-20-2009, 07:31 AM
Hola

Power To Change - The Black and White Years

Love your avitar. I'll be good today.

Friday
01-20-2009, 07:32 AM
Hi Buddays!

I am watching the live coverage on CNN.com and trying desperately to give a crap about work.

I feel like a tool... but I am already a little choked up. This is a big day! wheeeeeeeeee

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 07:34 AM
Damn.. wish I would've showed up to meet yous in person..

At the current pace I will be back up for an event in about 6 months...

dino_electropolis
01-20-2009, 07:36 AM
Hi Buddays!

I am watching the live coverage on CNN.com and trying desperately to give a crap about work.

I feel like a tool... but I am already a little choked up. This is a big day! wheeeeeeeeee


I would love to be at the office gettin choked up as well, but instead in court waiting on a conference with douchebag judge...one of my lifes greatest memories snatched away b/c of bullshit.

jauble
01-20-2009, 07:37 AM
Hey buddys todays song will be "Im Black Y'all" from the movie CB4.

Hottub
01-20-2009, 07:40 AM
I would love to be at the office gettin choked up as well, but instead in court waiting on a conference with douchebag judge...one of my lifes greatest memories snatched away b/c of bullshit.

The best attorneys never go to court.
Hell, they hardly ever leave home.

JimmieHats
01-20-2009, 07:42 AM
New prez, new niece...good day, buddays!! :drunk:

disneyspy
01-20-2009, 07:42 AM
here comes the peoples president"IF YOU SMELLALALALA WHAT THE BARRACK IS COOKIN!!!"

nate1000
01-20-2009, 07:43 AM
AFRO show to start the Obama era?

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 07:43 AM
i'm starving. Where to go for lunch at noon...

Servo
01-20-2009, 07:47 AM
AFRO show to start the Obama era?

Sounds like it. They'll probably stick around.

Morning buddies...

Baby DEW Year
01-20-2009, 07:47 AM
New prez, new niece...good day, buddays!! :drunk:

1st half black neice?

Hottub
01-20-2009, 07:47 AM
http://www.simplethoughtproductions.com/wp-content/uploads/SimpleShorts/Spare_Change/images/spare_change.jpg

nate1000
01-20-2009, 07:48 AM
Ronnie gonna have to knock a bitch out to get his show started?

SP1!
01-20-2009, 07:49 AM
Hi Buddays!

I am watching the live coverage on CNN.com and trying desperately to give a crap about work.

I feel like a tool... but I am already a little choked up. This is a big day! wheeeeeeeeee

See thats what bothers me, its just another president, another one to break all his promises, what is there really to get choked up over? In the end its just another politician and there is not a difference in 100% of all of them.

Ugggh Pelosi, that cunt needs to die and rot away, she is expected to be the defacto president instead of obama, she is the worst thing to come out of harvey milk getting shot.

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 07:51 AM
See thats what bothers me, its just another president, another one to break all his promises, what is there really to get choked up over? In the end its just another politician and there is not a difference in 100% of all of them.

Ugggh Pelosi, that cunt needs to die and rot away, she is expected to be the defacto president instead of obama, she is the worst thing to come out of harvey milk getting shot.


If you can't feel what a momentous moment this is, you've lost all perspective to partisanism. I pity you.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 07:52 AM
I loved seeing Dr. Cheney Xavier

Friday
01-20-2009, 07:53 AM
See thats what bothers me, its just another president, another one to break all his promises, what is there really to get choked up over? In the end its just another politician and there is not a difference in 100% of all of them.
.

you say potayto, i say potahto.

wkj
01-20-2009, 07:53 AM
Benediction is going to be longer than the speech.

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 07:53 AM
Get a hold of yourself, pastor.

Friday
01-20-2009, 07:54 AM
Get a hold of yourself, pastor.

ew.

;p

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 07:54 AM
Ronnie in da house!

Servo
01-20-2009, 07:54 AM
Ronnie in the house.

TjM
01-20-2009, 07:55 AM
It should be

"Back to the People" by Infectious Grooves but it won't be :down:

ANC
01-20-2009, 07:55 AM
Ronny B!!!!!! :clap:

My Customer Service Dept, crowded into my office to watch the inauguration...I wanna know who is dealing with the customers.... :dry:

Get your own TV...

PD
01-20-2009, 07:56 AM
early ronnie!!

i vote LOTD already
"i could put a big bow on her head and fuck the shit out of her"

barjockey
01-20-2009, 07:56 AM
peace

Friday
01-20-2009, 07:56 AM
i still have commercials on xm.... are they broadcasting already?

barjockey
01-20-2009, 07:57 AM
I think I saw Earl in the crowd:unsure:

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 07:57 AM
130 for coverage during the break.

Biden about to be sworn in

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 07:58 AM
I was going to try to avoid this shit, i might be checking out for the first hour, I guess.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:00 AM
Delaware Joe!!!
Delaware Joe!!!
Delaware Joe!!!

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:01 AM
Obama will not be sworn in on time.

I'm avoiding the obvious joke. Besides, it's not his fault--they gotta play some cornball song John Williams wrote.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:01 AM
yes I can. should be if yes I can if Frank says it's ok...

nate1000
01-20-2009, 08:01 AM
God, I hope Earl is sitting home alone right now.

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:02 AM
I think I saw Earl in the crowd:unsure:

He's Secretary of The Interior.....well at least the hanging pictures part....


Ahhhhh boooooooooooooo....:thumbdown:

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:02 AM
Chocolate City by Parliament.
Excellent choice !!

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:02 AM
Ronnie's choice of Chocolate City is much better than that snoozer of a song they actually are playing.

Friday
01-20-2009, 08:03 AM
Obama will not be sworn in on time.

I'm avoiding the obvious joke. Besides, it's not his fault--they gotta play some cornball song John Williams wrote.

cornball!! :furious:

it's beauteous!!

Hottub
01-20-2009, 08:03 AM
P-Funk
Chocolate City

Sloppy2nds
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
Obama will not be sworn in on time.

I'm avoiding the obvious joke. Besides, it's not his fault--they gotta play some cornball song John Williams wrote.

Whether he's sworn in or not he became President at noon.

Servo
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
fuckin' starvin' for some chocolate right now.

wkj
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
Enough with the strings.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
Hey Smellers,

What a glorious day this is. To see Democracy in full swing is a privilege that not all will see in this world. Wether you support Pres. Obama or not, this is day for our country and a day for the all to celebrate. Diversity, Kindness and understanding are forefront in today's Society. Keep your families close to heart and accept those around you as equals.
With a hopeful heart and strong backs, anything is possiable in the United States of America.

Standard Delivery
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
Did anyone else hear Aretha Franklin drop the "C" Bomb? There was about a 5 second gap between "My count..." and "...ry".

Awesome song, by the way. Is the chorus line singing "Fatty Pneumonia"?

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
cornball!! :furious:

it's beauteous!!



My opinion of Williams that I've already heard Gustav Holst, but thanks anyway John.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:05 AM
Good morning/afternoon buddays!

barjockey
01-20-2009, 08:05 AM
He's Secretary of The Interior.....well at least the hanging pictures part....


Ahhhhh boooooooooooooo....:thumbdown:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/US-DeptOfEnergy-Seal.svg/110px-US-DeptOfEnergy-Seal.svg.png

More like Sec of Energy

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:05 AM
Homer once dreamed of the land of chocolate.

He bit a dog and a street light.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:06 AM
fuckin' starvin' for some chocolate right now.

Yes....Milk Chocolate.


http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/299392/Halle-Berry-Original.jpg

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 08:07 AM
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Step up, big boy. You better be ready to turn America into a superpower again. Place sucks ass right now.

Boogie in Va
01-20-2009, 08:07 AM
Ok, he has now been sworn in. Where is the change???


Morning buddays. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:07 AM
Homer once dreamed of the land of chocolate.

He bit a dog and a street light.

"Wow chocolate.... half price"

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:07 AM
president 44?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/images/redskins/oldies/riggins.jpg

hmm. I could get down with that...

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:08 AM
Yes....Milk Chocolate.


http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/299392/Halle-Berry-Original.jpg



God Halle Berry is gorgeous!!!

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:08 AM
Number 44.

Chuck Foreman.


http://www.vikingstickets.com/img/players/46.jpg

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 08:08 AM
What if he said "I..........[sob sob].....can't do this.......AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAH" and ran off stage?

wkj
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
Someone needs to shut those kids up.

PD
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
God Halle Berry is gorgeous!!!

earl?


(yeah, i think she's hot)

if anyone has trouble getting online feed, this works

http://wcbstv.com/inaugurationplayer/default.htm

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
It's great listening through R&F. It's like Mystery Science Theatre 3000, with gay.

disneyspy
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
Fuckin Bush!

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
Hey Smellers,

What a glorious day this is. To see Democracy in full swing is a privilege that not all will see in this world. Wether you support Pres. Obama or not, this is day for our country and a day for the all to celebrate. Diversity, Kindness and understanding are forefront in today's Society. Keep your families close to heart and accept those around you as equals.
With a hopeful heart and strong backs, anything is possiable in the United States of America.

Knock it off.


:wink: :tongue:

Well said.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
God Halle Berry is gorgeous!!!

She can be my first lady!! :wub:

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:10 AM
Number 44.

Chuck Foreman.


http://www.vikingstickets.com/img/players/46.jpg

Frederick, Maryland in the house!

Hottub
01-20-2009, 08:11 AM
Ronnie, I'll FedEx you my ball.

Thanks.

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:11 AM
Obama: "Every now and then, the oath is taken under gathering clouds..,"

Ronnie: "Bush."

Obama: "...and threatening storms..."

Ronnie: "Bush."

:lol:

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:12 AM
Ron's insertion of Bush at the precise right points are incredible.

The man has great timing and quick thinking.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:13 AM
Hank Aaron.

Number 44

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/HankAaron715-783928.jpg

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:13 AM
God, I'm glad Anthony's not here for this.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:13 AM
So, I think today's question should be:

What is your full measure of happiness?

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:13 AM
what the hell he talking about? italians?

Servo
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
God, I'm glad Anthony's not here for this.

Yeah, God forbid there's a different viewpoint.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Reggie Jackson


Number 44

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/classic/2000/1019/photo/c_reggie6_i.jpg

jauble
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Oh he said bigger....hahahaha

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Fez: "Oh he said bigger"

edit: jauble is faster

hexy68
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
jeez...there's gotta be 700-800 people there :wacko:

donkey burden
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
fez bringing his a game early on.

wkj
01-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Fuckin Bush!

Geezzzz!

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:15 AM
Jerry West

Number 44

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/yourlosangeleslakers/JerryWest2.jpg


Wait, what?

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:15 AM
Yeah, God forbid there's a different viewpoint.



Please. Anthony would just be doing the tired "beep" bit.

Ronnie will inject the right amount of skepticism here.

jauble
01-20-2009, 08:16 AM
jeez...there's gotta be 700-800 people there :wacko:

Sounds about right gentlemen.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:16 AM
Ron's insertion at the right points feels great.


Que??

kidding!

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:17 AM
hear that ladies, it's not the size, but the reach?

hexy68
01-20-2009, 08:17 AM
"...do our business in the light of day..."

eww!

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:18 AM
Friend of each nation?

Fuck that Obama.

I'll never befriend Canada.

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:18 AM
Dow down 126. Nasdaq down 42
:down:

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:19 AM
Julius Caesar - Died, March 15, 44 BC

biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 08:19 AM
I cant get on Rf.net :frowny:

Unless i use a circumventer site.

What the hell?

is this only me

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
Our power alone can not protect us?

WHO SAID THAT I'LL KILL THEM WITH MY POWER!

Baby DEW Year
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
What is your full measure of happiness?

Mine's a Jigger!

DJNewStyle
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
Sorry about missing yesterday. Today's Ron and Fez show/after show is now being broadcast on HearUsTalk.com

video/audio: http://www.hearustalk.com
mobile: http://www.hearustalk.com/mobile
audio only: http://audio.hearustalk.com

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
Julius Caesar - Died, March 15, 44 BC

did he play for the Lions? I'm confused.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
Labonte #44
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1984-nascar-5.jpg

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:20 AM
Dow down 126. Nasdaq down 42
:down:

If Nasdaq was down 44 it would mean something.

jauble
01-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Our power alone can not protect us?

WHO SAID THAT I'LL KILL THEM WITH MY POWER!

sounds like mojo

Mine's a Jigger!

white people...

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Yeah Muslims, unclinch. :wub:

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Mine's a Jigger!

racist.

I go with a double.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Labonte #44
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1984-nascar-5.jpg

Piedmont Airlines FTW!

disneyspy
01-20-2009, 08:22 AM
Sorry about missing yesterday. Today's Ron and Fez show/after show is now being broadcast on HearUsTalk.com

video/audio: http://www.hearustalk.com
mobile: http://www.hearustalk.com/mobile
audio only: http://audio.hearustalk.com

thank you DJ!!!!

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
01-20-2009, 08:22 AM
Although there is something to be said about a nice short speech.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:22 AM
Yeah Muslims, unclinch. :wub:

asshole?

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:22 AM
On a side note GIS Homer Simpson for a very interesting tattoo (NSFW!)

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:23 AM
asshole?

yes please.

Don Stugots
01-20-2009, 08:23 AM
here comes the peoples president"IF YOU SMELLALALALA WHAT THE BARRACK IS COOKIN!!!"

Nice. I was in times square with maybe 1000 other people watching him get sworn in. Very cool.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:23 AM
Somebody tell Barak to turn of his Blackberry, damn it...

biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 08:24 AM
did i get banned?

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:24 AM
On a side note GIS Homer Simpson for a very interesting tattoo (NSFW!)

I saw that a while back. The lips are expected. But, the ear is the best.

PD
01-20-2009, 08:24 AM
I cant get on Rf.net :frowny:

Unless i use a circumventer site.

What the hell?

is this only me

blame eli.




(its a JOKE)

hexy68
01-20-2009, 08:24 AM
hehe........he said "doodie" :lol:

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:25 AM
I cant get on Rf.net :frowny:

Unless i use a circumventer site.

What the hell?

is this only me

Yes, today is our Day Without A Mexi. We'll have to strengthen our defenses.

PD
01-20-2009, 08:25 AM
blame eli.




(its a JOKE)

Yes, today is our Day Without A Mexi. We'll have to strengthen our defenses.

see!!!!!:devil2:

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
did we have a capital before we were a country? I think each colony had it's own capital...

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
Speeches like this are why when after I saw him talk and present himself a few years ago, at various times, that he would be the president one day.

Pretty uplifting in these times of shit, ya? Not having to be led by a fuckin' asshole derelict anymore.

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
did i get banned?

No.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
On a side note GIS Homer Simpson for a very interesting tattoo (NSFW!)

Interesting.

But who would want to fuck Homer's mouth?

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:26 AM
Nice job. O

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:27 AM
Holy shit that was a great speech

Hottub
01-20-2009, 08:27 AM
Good speech!:clap:

Where's my change?

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:28 AM
Interesting.

But who would want to fuck Homer's mouth?

:lol:

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:28 AM
them pretty words are going to feed my family...





(kidding, I don't have a family!)

disneyspy
01-20-2009, 08:28 AM
dick got up

Friday
01-20-2009, 08:28 AM
what an incredible speech!

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:28 AM
What would happen if a president didn't end a speech by saying "God Bless The United States of America?"

HBox
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
POETRY STINKS.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
Good speech!:clap:

Where's my change?


I got about 40 cents.

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
Speeches like this are why when after I saw him talk and present himself a few years ago, at various times, that he would be the president one day.

Pretty uplifting in these times of shit, ya? Not having to be led by a fuckin' asshole derelict anymore.



That's why all the right wingers don't get it. Yeah, of course this is symbolism. That's what a President has to do too.

Starting tomorrow, we see how good he is at the actual job.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
San Diemas High School FOOTBALL rules.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
dick got up

Damn.

You love some Obama, huh?

OGC
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
I like Ronny's speach better than her's.

biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
Yes, today is our Day Without A Mexi. We'll have to strengthen our defenses.

You hurt me.

I know my work doesnt have it blocked cause i dont get the regular message for it. It just says failed to connect to serve.

using this circ is slow.

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
did we have a capital before we were a country? I think each colony had it's own capital...

That happened after July 4, 1776, when we declared independence and became a country.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
San Diemas High School FOOTBALL rules.

:lol:

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:29 AM
Next!!!

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
This poem stinks

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
What would happen if a president didn't end a speech by saying "God Bless The United States of America?"

Lightning strikes to all newborns.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
What would happen if a president didn't end a speech by saying "God Bless The United States of America?"

That would mean that the terrorists have won.

Wait for it....

wkj
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
Speeches like this are why when after I saw him talk and present himself a few years ago, at various times, that he would be the president one day.

Pretty uplifting in these times of shit, ya? Not having to be led by a fuckin' asshole derelict anymore.

Geezzzz, Bush bashers withdraw, he's gone.

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
:unsure::surrender:

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:30 AM
The purple poem was awesome

HBox
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
This is the worst follow-up ever.

OGC
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
I bet Cheney is back in his chair after listening to this.

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
We got any lettuce back there?

hexy68
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
POETRY STINKS.

it doesn't even rhyme!

Friday
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
What would happen if a president didn't end a speech by saying "God Bless The United States of America?"

a hayseed from MN would be ritually sacrificed

:bye:

TheMojoPin
01-20-2009, 08:31 AM
Did Al Dukes write this?

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
This poem has no rhythm or flow. It sounds like prose read oddly.

Sloppy2nds
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
This lady in red is completely unnecessary.



*sheepy has large thighs?*

JimmieHats
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
She's speaking like we all have downs and we've killed the hamster...

HBox
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Geezzzz, Bush bashers withdraw, he's gone.

AND IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED! I've forgotten how this feels!

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Lightning strikes to all newborns.

Modern day Passover?

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Did Al Dukes write this?

It was the Sklar brothers...

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
She's making the market drop even more!!

TheMojoPin
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
From memory, Fez?

No.

Hottub
01-20-2009, 08:32 AM
This was written by Crazed, I think.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:33 AM
a hayseed from MN would be ritually sacrificed

:bye:

Eli should be worried.

HBox
01-20-2009, 08:33 AM
OK, let me just wipe the tearsh from my eyesh.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:34 AM
This was written by Crazed, I think.

nononono.

Not enough rhymes with the ones and two's.


Sounds a little more like AJ Dynamite.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:34 AM
Modern day Passover?

get your flat bread ready and don't forget the ht sauce.

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:34 AM
This was written by Crazed, I think.

I thought I heard her say something about her 1s and 2s.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:34 AM
I'll be right back.

I'm going to go outside and punch the first white man I see right in the face.

That's legal now, right?

HBox
01-20-2009, 08:35 AM
I'll be right back.

I'm going to go outside and punch the first white man I see right in the face.

That's legal now, right?

Only if you also take his wallet and buy crack with the money.

PD
01-20-2009, 08:36 AM
What would happen if a president didn't end a speech by saying "God Bless The United States of America?"

I was in chat asking same question.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:36 AM
Clinton used to bring Fleetwood Mac around, he should have been impeached for that alone...

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:36 AM
Did Fez just say Benjamin Bottom? Which film did he watch?? :blink:

Solace666
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Did Fez just say Benjamin Bottom? Which film did he watch?? :blink:

That's Fez's Alter Ego

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Only if you also take his wallet and buy crack with the money.

Dude, crack is going to free! It's the Obama era!

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
That caller mike from pittsburgh is a liar. It's not snowing right now in Buffalo.

And that makes me sad.

jauble
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Good speech!:clap:

Where's my change?

I got your change right here, after looking for a job since pre-thanksgiving I got to interviews set up today.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Only if you also take his wallet and buy crack with the money.

Awesome.

I prefer powder but I've been known to rock it up on occaision.

This is the best day ever.

KingGeno
01-20-2009, 08:37 AM
Geezzzz, Bush bashers withdraw, he's gone.

I am aware of that.

I was pointing out the fact that morale in America is at insane levels today, and that is because we have a smart leader now that rallies people and makes us feel good. We haven't had that in a long time. Sorta Dark Ages'ish.

nate1000
01-20-2009, 08:38 AM
Did Fez just say Benjamin Bottom? Which film did he watch?? :blink:

Yep, he did.

God damn, Fezzie. Freud much?

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:38 AM
I got your change right here, after looking for a job since pre-thanksgiving I got to interviews set up today.

Good Luck!

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:38 AM
Eli should be worried.

I stopped being a hayseed years ago!

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:38 AM
"This is the longest Clinton's gone without masturbating."

:lol:

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:39 AM
So how many "OBAMA PRESIDEN NAH!" stories will Ant have tomorrow

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
01-20-2009, 08:39 AM
http://seedgivethtree.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bigbird.jpg

OGC
01-20-2009, 08:39 AM
That caller mike from pittsburgh is a liar. It's not snowing right now in Buffalo.

And that makes me sad.

I thought it always snowed in Buffalo.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:39 AM
So how many "OBAMA PRESIDEN NAH!" stories will Ant have tomorrow

And the next 4 years.

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:40 AM
So how many "OBAMA PRESIDEN NAH!" stories will Ant have tomorrow

Four.

IamFogHat
01-20-2009, 08:40 AM
Did Fez just say Benjamin Bottom? Which film did he watch?? :blink:

I heard he was very disappointed with Howard's End. Not what he was hoping for.

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:40 AM
And the next 4 years.

:lol:

Every day he will come in claiming to be verbally accosted by random black people

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:41 AM
I thought it always snowed in Buffalo.


On the contrary, around the last week of july to the first week of august, it's about 52 degrees here.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:41 AM
:lol:

Every day he will come in claiming to be verbally accosted by random black people

That about sums it up.

Freakshow
01-20-2009, 08:41 AM
I feel like i'm listening to the Seasme Street of poop.

jauble
01-20-2009, 08:42 AM
So how many "OBAMA PRESIDEN NAH!" stories will Ant have tomorrow

I really hope obama president nah becomes the next bababooie

midwestjeff
01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
Why wouls Obama speak with Don "the rock" Morocco?

I thought he was dead.

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
Does it make me a racist if I kick everyone out of my office and turn off the inauguration?

EliSnow
01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
So when is Hottub delivering his left nut to Ron?

Furtherman
01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
So how many "OBAMA PRESIDEN NAH!" stories will Ant have tomorrow

He's imagining one right now.

OGC
01-20-2009, 08:43 AM
Obama to speak to Morocco ?

http://www.hellenicleague.co.uk/images/clubs/hooky/Morocco_Mole_300.gif

PD
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
Why wouls Obama speak with Don "the rock" Morocco?

I thought he was dead.

no, its with Morroco mole.

http://www.hellenicleague.co.uk/images/clubs/hooky/Morocco_Mole_300.gif

IamFogHat
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
Fezzie sounds fucking amazing today.

KnoxHarrington
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm sure "The Queer Ass of Benjamin Bottom" has already been filmed.

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
I thought it always snowed in Buffalo.


People make that assumption about Mn too, but A couple of months it is usually too damn cold to snow. Wisconsin usually gets more.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
Does it make me a racist if I kick everyone out of my office and turn off the inauguration?

short answer - yes

long answer - no with a but

~Katja~
01-20-2009, 08:44 AM
Fezzie sounds fucking amazing today.

love his chuckles

PD
01-20-2009, 08:45 AM
Obama to speak to Morocco ?

http://www.hellenicleague.co.uk/images/clubs/hooky/Morocco_Mole_300.gif

damn, you were quicker to the google.

good work sir.

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:45 AM
Obama to speak to Morocco ?

http://www.hellenicleague.co.uk/images/clubs/hooky/Morocco_Mole_300.gif
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/08/01/22_mo_lgl.jpg

RhinoinMN
01-20-2009, 08:46 AM
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/08/01/22_mo_lgl.jpg

Good one ANC.

But I hate that guy.

Dell
01-20-2009, 08:46 AM
Does it make me a racist if I kick everyone out of my office and turn off the inauguration?

yep

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:46 AM
Fez all up in Cheney's kitchen today

IamFogHat
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Does it make me a racist if I kick everyone out of my office and turn off the inauguration?

I think your bring on the race war sig makes you a racist:wink:

biggestmexi
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
I hate you all.

OGC
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
damn, you were quicker to the google.

good work sir.

just slightly though. :thumbup::tongue:

ANC
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
short answer - yes

long answer - no with a but

For no other reason that they should be "working" if they wanted to watch it, take the day off.

drjoek
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Fez won't cut Cheney one ounce of slack!!!

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Fez all up in Cheney's kitchen today

Cheney deserves it. He probably stole that wheelchair from a sick homeless orphan.

Don Stugots
01-20-2009, 08:48 AM
So when is Hottub delivering his left nut to Ron?

When Mrs.Tub takes it out of her purse.

PD
01-20-2009, 08:48 AM
wdil:

peace sign now called "Nixon fingers"

Friday
01-20-2009, 08:48 AM
I hate you all.

and a Happy Hump Day to you too, sir!! :D

TjM
01-20-2009, 08:48 AM
Chevey deserves it. He probably stole that wheelchair from a sick homeless orphan.

Orphans WITH DISEASES!

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2009, 08:49 AM
For no other reason that they should be "working" if they wanted to watch it, take the day off.


I see your point and would like to counter with:



WAAAAAAHHHHHH, I WANNA WATCH IT. WWWAAAAAHHHHH!