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GregoryJoseph
01-22-2009, 03:20 PM
Our buddy (and food forum mod) jauble is in the hospital. He's been there since yesterday with pancreatitis, and expects to be discharged sometime this weekend.

All the best to you, brother. Hope everything works out OK.

jennysmurf
01-22-2009, 03:22 PM
Not cool. Get well soon, budday!

weekapaugjz
01-22-2009, 03:22 PM
get better soon budday! if i lived closer i'd bring you a filet mignon sandwich.

PanterA
01-22-2009, 03:22 PM
Get well Jauble.

KingGeno
01-22-2009, 03:22 PM
Get better there, budday.

TheMojoPin
01-22-2009, 03:23 PM
Get better, budday!

Don Stugots
01-22-2009, 03:23 PM
Feel better bro.

Hottub
01-22-2009, 03:23 PM
DAMN!
Thanks for the update.

I hope you feel real better, real soon, Bud.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z298/cdump06/Images/get-well-soon/images/getWell38.gif

disneyspy
01-22-2009, 03:23 PM
get well soon,sorry that i thought you had a broke wrist,my bad,i was givin bad info,rest easy

Reephdweller
01-22-2009, 03:27 PM
Get better, budday!

drjoek
01-22-2009, 03:27 PM
Get well soon jauble.

BlackSpider
01-22-2009, 03:29 PM
thoughts and prayers...

Dougie Brootal
01-22-2009, 03:40 PM
hope ya feel better budday!!!

cougarjake13
01-22-2009, 03:42 PM
i didnt know tony dungy meant that myuch ta ya



jus kidding


feel better budday

Misteriosa
01-22-2009, 03:42 PM
get better budday :thumbup:

Fez4PrezN2008
01-22-2009, 03:45 PM
Our Jauble took a wobble?
sorry to hear budday, get better soon.

(Apologizes to all for that lame joke.)

RoseBlood
01-22-2009, 03:46 PM
Very sorry to hear this. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad056.gif
Hope you are feeling better soon.
I'm starvin' jauble!http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0104.gif

zildjian361
01-22-2009, 03:50 PM
change youre sig pic your karma might change. be well

EffMeBoobs
01-22-2009, 03:54 PM
Sorry Jauble, I hope you have a speedy recovery and come home to a nicely cooked Jauble meal.

Kevin
01-22-2009, 03:57 PM
Feel better Jauble

RhinoinMN
01-22-2009, 04:03 PM
We are all pulling for ya! Get better.

EddieMoscone
01-22-2009, 04:09 PM
Somebody send this man some real food. He deserves better than green jell-o!!

Feel better budday!

Gvac
01-22-2009, 04:18 PM
I tried warning him about seafood...

west milly Tom
01-22-2009, 04:19 PM
Hope you have a hot nurse. Get well soon budday.

Devo37
01-22-2009, 04:30 PM
speedy recovery, jauble!

may the cubs win the next 50 world series'. go cubbies!! (hope that makes you feel better, cuz it hurts me to even think about it)

boosterp
01-22-2009, 04:39 PM
Best to you Jauble! You are in my thoughts, and I am starvin.

IMSlacker
01-22-2009, 04:40 PM
Hope ya feel better soon, jauble.

jauble
01-22-2009, 04:45 PM
I just found some internet. Thanks for the well wishes all. Send no food though I cant eat or drink anything until I get dscharged. So its IV fluids and painkillers from here on out.

Misteriosa
01-22-2009, 04:53 PM
I just found some internet. Thanks for the well wishes all. Send no food though I cant eat or drink anything until I get dscharged. So its IV fluids and painkillers from here on out.

i remember that diet. it was the best. lost 15 lbs in 10 days. the fever from the appendicitis along with almost dying from septicemia helped too...

GregoryJoseph
01-22-2009, 04:54 PM
I just found some internet. Thanks for the well wishes all. Send no food though I cant eat or drink anything until I get dscharged. So its IV fluids and painkillers from here on out.

I shall visit you this evening in your dreams.

Hottub
01-22-2009, 04:55 PM
I shall visit you this evening in your dreams.

Can you visit me too? I'm suffering from intense seminal back-up.

GregoryJoseph
01-22-2009, 04:57 PM
Can you visit me too? I'm suffering from intense seminal back-up.

Tomorrow night.

Marc with a c
01-22-2009, 05:00 PM
so this is what a signed cast looks like in internet form.

get out of that place before they take off a teste.

get better buddy.

EliSnow
01-22-2009, 05:00 PM
Get better budday!

hexy68
01-22-2009, 05:01 PM
dear sir jauble...get well soon dude!...r&f.net loves ya!!

Drunky McBetidont
01-22-2009, 05:05 PM
so this is what a signed cast looks like in internet form.

get out of that place before they take off a teste.

get better buddy.

watch http://video.aol.com/video-detail/richard-pryor-stir-crazy-hospital-scene/1077948816/?icid=VIDURVCOM02

get better :)

zildjian361
01-22-2009, 05:06 PM
I just found some internet. Thanks for the well wishes all. Send no food though I cant eat or drink anything until I get dscharged. So its IV fluids and painkillers from here on out.

Jauble ive taken pain killers no problem, do you you feel the IV.go to sleep:sleep:

ToiletCrusher
01-22-2009, 05:36 PM
I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...




Couldn't find the video... bet well budday!!

Slumbag
01-22-2009, 06:31 PM
That sucks ass.
Feel better soon.

Gvac
01-22-2009, 06:41 PM
Remember jauble?

He was the best...

disneyspy
01-22-2009, 06:43 PM
who?

lleeder
01-22-2009, 06:43 PM
Get well soon. Don't worry Gvac and I have everything under control in the food forum.

weekapaugjz
01-22-2009, 06:46 PM
Remember jauble?

He was the best...

im gonna miss his steak sandwich recipes...

CCanizzaro
01-22-2009, 06:55 PM
Get well soon Those nasty organs always cause trouble

PapaBear
01-22-2009, 06:56 PM
Get well soon, budday!

Tall_James
01-22-2009, 07:04 PM
Get well soon pal!

Caseyelan
01-22-2009, 07:13 PM
Feel better hun!

XO

Gvac
01-22-2009, 07:14 PM
Get well soon. Don't worry Gvac and I have everything under control in the food forum.

He's gonna be so proud of us!

weekapaugjz
01-22-2009, 07:15 PM
He's gonna be so proud of us!

not of you! he likes cheese.

Gvac
01-22-2009, 07:15 PM
not of you! he likes cheese.

And where is he now?

Coincidence?

I think not.

IMSlacker
01-22-2009, 07:15 PM
Gvac has really taken this opportunity to wreak havoc in your forum. Doesn't seem right.

Gvac
01-22-2009, 07:23 PM
Gvac has really taken this opportunity to wreak havoc in your forum. Doesn't seem right.

It's an homage to a fallen buddy.

Also a wake up call.

Look how vehemently he stands up for seafood and cheese, and look where it's landed him.

I don't want to have to post his obituary this time next year.

IMSlacker
01-22-2009, 07:25 PM
It's an homage to a fallen buddy.

Also a wake up call.

Look how vehemently he stands up for seafood and cheese, and look where it's landed him.

I don't want to have to post his obituary this time next year.

Now that I think about it, my pancreas isn't feeling so hot either.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-22-2009, 07:26 PM
sorry to hear , get better soon bro

Gvac
01-22-2009, 07:32 PM
Now that I think about it, my pancreas isn't feeling so hot either.

You're welcome.

ToiletCrusher
01-22-2009, 08:00 PM
Look how vehemently he stands up for seafood and cheese, and look where it's landed him.

I don't want to have to post his obituary this time next year.



He loved haddock and gouda cheese.

Reciprocation of love was something we regular people could not offer him.

I hope heaven has fish and cheese. If not, you've wound up in hell.

jauble
01-22-2009, 08:07 PM
Not dead yet, but I am really stoned.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zlswmd.jpg

And here is my drug station

http://i44.tinypic.com/fmjccj.jpg

Ok talk with you all later.

ChrisTheCop
01-22-2009, 08:15 PM
Those pics lead me to believe you are being treated at a Dharma medical facility.

We'll get you out.

Get well soon budday.

RoseBlood
01-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Those pics lead me to believe you are being treated at a Dharma medical facility.

:lol:

joethebartender
01-22-2009, 08:34 PM
Not dead yet, but I am really stoned.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zlswmd.jpg

And here is my drug station

http://i44.tinypic.com/fmjccj.jpg

Ok talk with you all later.

Keep pressing the button...(they don't charge by the dose.) Feel better!

hammersavage
01-22-2009, 08:35 PM
I can see a good amount of shoulder there. Nice...

Tenbatsuzen
01-22-2009, 08:36 PM
Not dead yet, but I am really stoned.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zlswmd.jpg



http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/p/S/lesnar_b.jpg

get well soon buddy

hammersavage
01-22-2009, 08:38 PM
Maybe we can get some college cheerleaders to come over and cheer you up. Know any?

Slumbag
01-22-2009, 08:39 PM
Maybe we can get some college cheerleaders to come over and cheer you up. Know any?

I'm sure he does
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/257079976_a80549bf30.jpg?v=0
:laugh:

weekapaugjz
01-22-2009, 08:44 PM
Maybe we can get some college cheerleaders to come over and cheer you up. Know any?

I'm sure he does
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/257079976_a80549bf30.jpg?v=0
:laugh:

:lol:

A.J.
01-23-2009, 02:19 AM
Not dead yet, but I am really stoned.

http://i42.tinypic.com/1zlswmd.jpg

You're not giving the finger. I'm deeply concerned.

Be well Sir.

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 06:54 AM
I can't wait till you're fully recovered so you can tell us all about the male nurse who gave you a 5 hour sponge bath.. in full, slow detail.. the men of this board can thank me later.

Gvac
01-24-2009, 06:56 AM
As of last night jauble is still alive.

I never win these death pool things.

midwestjeff
01-24-2009, 07:03 AM
I hope you feel better soon, princess.

DiabloSammich
01-24-2009, 08:04 AM
Congratulations on not dying.








I'm really not good at "get well"s.

weekapaugjz
01-24-2009, 08:06 AM
Keep that morphine drip coming!

Friday
01-24-2009, 08:07 AM
i just texted with him and he says that he is having disturbing visions of Gvac in a nurses uniform.

:ohmy:

we have to get him out of there!!



feel better, schmoopie!! :smile:

~Katja~
01-24-2009, 08:08 AM
nobody's slipped him a wireless laptop yet? how about a blackberry

hammersavage
01-24-2009, 08:08 AM
i just texted with him and he says that he is having disturbing visions of Gvac in a nurses uniform.



I'd rather see this nurse.

http://trylobyte.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/joker_nurse.jpg

midwestjeff
01-24-2009, 08:13 AM
he says that he is having disturbing visions of Gvac in a nurses uniform.

So he is back to normal? Good to hear.

jauble
01-24-2009, 11:22 AM
Update: I've now been upgraded from no foor or water to water and broth. Its a big day over here.

Friday
01-24-2009, 11:24 AM
i see bright things in your future, jaubly..... :wub:

http://3baidsblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jello.jpg

Gvac
01-24-2009, 11:24 AM
Update: I've now been upgraded from no foor or water to water and broth. Its a big day over here.

Bro...what's the verdict? How long are they keeping you and what's the solution? Surgery?

jauble
01-24-2009, 11:28 AM
Bro...what's the verdict? How long are they keeping you and what's the solution? Surgery?

Here till at least monday surgery is not an otion as you need the pancreas for insulin and enzymes.

Friday
01-24-2009, 11:29 AM
Bro...what's the verdict? How long are they keeping you and what's the solution? Surgery?

he won't have surgery for pancreatitis. just a lot of clear fluids and help getting his innards working properly again.

my mom used to get this all the time.... it's just a long waiting process...getting him back to where he can keep down solids.
it drains the body though... you may have to make a special trip to IL to help him with some physical therapy. you know, since you ARE such a do-gooder. :wink:

Sarge
01-24-2009, 11:30 AM
Feel better soon Jauble.

Fez4PrezN2008
01-24-2009, 11:40 AM
he won't have surgery for pancreatitis. just a lot of clear fluids and help getting his innards working properly again.

my mom used to get this all the time.... it's just a long waiting process...getting him back to where he can keep down solids.
it drains the body though... you may have to make a special trip to IL to help him with some physical therapy. you know, since you ARE such a do-gooder. :wink:
Jauble to pancreaus: Ahh c'mon, quite screwing around, I wanna get out of this hospital and go home.
Pancreaus to Jauble (in Irish Alkey's voice): Fuck that! You deal with me NOW...

WampusCrandle
01-24-2009, 12:34 PM
GET BETTER, Jauble! ..... i hope he heard me ...

hedges
01-24-2009, 12:43 PM
Get better soon man!

jauble
01-25-2009, 08:57 AM
Still here (looks like until tuesday, but hey I got updated to full liquid diet for dinner so thats good.

http://i41.tinypic.com/20f87c7.jpg

My sweet track marks.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2rnhl52.jpg

My sweet IV cover thing.

http://i41.tinypic.com/15xwgvt.jpg

When I get my dinner I might update with some more photos.

Gvac
01-25-2009, 08:59 AM
I just wanna pinch those cheeks!

Hang in there brother.

Hope you're up and around soon.

midwestjeff
01-25-2009, 09:03 AM
Call me crazy, but how about we get a Food forum Moderator that actually eats food?

When we get a liguid dinner forum then we maybe bring back ol' rotten guts.

RoseBlood
01-25-2009, 09:03 AM
I just wanna pinch those cheeks!

Hang in there brother.

Hope you're up and around soon.

Don't believe him jauble.
This man's got alot of money tied up in some morbid jauble death pool lottery.
Do Not accept any "get well" packages or food he may send you.

disneyspy
01-25-2009, 09:05 AM
Don't believe him jauble.
This man's got alot of money tied up in some morbid jauble death pool lottery.
Do Not accept any "get well" packages or food he may send you.

OH C'MON ROSE! ive only got to 4 oclock before im out

mendyweiss
01-25-2009, 09:07 AM
I guess this isn't a good time to ask for rib grilling advice.
Get well soon !!!!

Friday
01-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Call me crazy, but how about we get a Food forum Moderator that actually eats food?
.

:lol:

poor Jaubs..... enjoy those liquids!!

jauble
01-25-2009, 02:15 PM
Dinner Update:

http://i39.tinypic.com/fyzes5.jpg

Thats right its veggie broth, orange sherbert (I asked for raspberry) and sprite.

DiabloSammich
01-25-2009, 02:47 PM
Dinner Update:

http://i39.tinypic.com/fyzes5.jpg

Thats right its veggie broth, orange sherbert (I asked for raspberry) and sprite.



Fuckin starvin over here!!!!!!!








Not really. I'm just trying to make you feel better in your time of nurse's aid dependence. I'm really quite full of grilled chicken ceasar salad.


That's not helping, is it?

jauble
01-26-2009, 04:45 AM
Im getting out. I post bail at 9:45 this morning. I'll be so nice to go home take a nap in my bed and listen to the buddies live.

ANC
01-26-2009, 04:48 AM
Hope you're feelin' better jauble!

DiabloSammich
01-26-2009, 04:49 AM
Im getting out. I post bail at 9:45 this morning. I'll be so nice to go home take a nap in my bed and listen to the buddies live.



Good to hear. I knew those fuckers couldn't keep a good man down. Get better, sweetie.

DOHO@HOME
01-26-2009, 05:10 AM
Alright you get to go home, that will make you feel so much better.
Good luck bro.

disneyspy
01-26-2009, 05:12 AM
since i got knocked out of the death pool early,im glad you're ok

ecobag2
01-26-2009, 05:23 AM
Update: I've now been upgraded from no foor or water to water and broth. Its a big day over here.

Please let us know when it's ok to send you a fried spaghetti sandwich.

barjockey
01-26-2009, 05:31 AM
Update: I've now been upgraded from no foor or water to water and broth. Its a big day over here.

Jauble Get well buddy. What the heck causes pancreatitis? Too many posts?:wink:

joethebartender
01-26-2009, 06:38 AM
I hope that someone's keeping a close eye on your temperature.
http://www.papyruscookshop.co.uk/pics/11743831728220bonjour%20meat%20thermometer.jpg

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CofyCrakCocaine
01-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Get well Jauble.

Gvac
01-26-2009, 05:47 PM
If this prick lives through the week I lose another 50 bucks.

I hope he's happy.

joethebartender
01-27-2009, 12:41 AM
If this prick lives through the week I lose another 50 bucks.

I hope he's happy.

Don't forget our side bet! I've never had my asshair braided!:wub: