Snoogans Religion

[ToiletCrusher]

He has a religion and if you can answer the entrance question correctly, you're in.


You would be called a Snooganite!

[Snoogans]

Can you explain that I was anointed this and am not actually that big a dick that I would do this myself

[Marc with a c]

what kind of swallow is it?

[Slumbag]

First one on the list.
http://www.smileyme.com/posters_christian/poster_ten_commandments.gif
:nono:

[ToiletCrusher]

Can you play chess?

I answered yes and was enlightened almost immediately. So I needed to spread the word!

[Snoogans]

not workin out too well TC

[~Katja~]

I thought he was one of those Rastafari guys

[ecobag2]

what's the difference between demigod and messiah?

[ToiletCrusher]

not workin out too well TC

it was worth a shot. Subject for tonight's show in the chat room.

[Snoogans]

what's the difference between demigod and messiah?

Demigod: The term "demigod", meaning "half-god", is used to describe mythological figures whose one parent was a god and whose other parent was human


Messiah: literally means "anointed (one)".
In Jewish messianic tradition and eschatology, messiah refers to a future King of Israel from the Davidic line, who will rule the people of united tribes of Israel[1], and herald the Messianic Age[2] of global peace. In Standard Hebrew, The Messiah is often referred to as מלך המשיח, Méleḫ ha-Mašíaḥ (in the Tiberian vocalization pronounced Méleḵ haMMāšîªḥ), literally meaning "the Anointed King."

Christians believe that prophecies in the Hebrew Bible refer to a spiritual savior[

[Snoogans]

In Christian theology, the Christ/Messiah serves four main functions:[11]

* He suffers and dies to make atonement before God for the sins of all humanity, because God's justice requires that sins be punished, according to Penal substitution theology. See for examples Isaiah 52:13-53:12 and Psalm 22, which Christianity interprets as referring to Jesus.
* He serves as a living example of how God expects people to act.
* He will establish peace and rule the world for a long time. See Nicene Creeds of 325 and 381 A.D.; Revelation 20:4-6: "… They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years. 6 … they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him for a thousand years." (see Millennialism).
* He is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and he came to earth as a human. John 1:1-2,14a: 1. In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God. 2. He was with God in the beginning. 14a The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. John 8:58: "Very truly I tell you," Jesus answered, "before Abraham was born, I am!"

[drjoek]

* He suffers and dies .....


If he suffers and dies that would be great

[Snoogans]

If he suffers and dies that would be great

hey thanks, buddy.

[ecobag2]

Demigod: The term "demigod", meaning "half-god", is used to describe mythological figures whose one parent was a god and whose other parent was human




Does this sound like Mom or Dad? perhaps a demigod

Also - do you see the world as numbers and was the first third of your life really kickass with the 2/3 and 3/3 parts really sucking harder on to the conclusion? If so you may be a messiah.

[Snoogans]

Does this sound like Mom or Dad? perhaps a demigod

Also - do you see the world as numbers and was the first third of your life really kickass with the 2/3 and 3/3 parts really sucking harder on to the conclusion? If so you may be a messiah.

I didn't make this shit up. And I'm not Jesus. You are lookin at it from one religious view. Tisk tisk tisk.


And If either of my parents were a God, it sure as shit wouldnt be my father

[jennysmurf]

He has a religion and if you can answer the entrance question correctly, you're in.


You would be called a Snooganite!

I prefer Snooganist.

[joethebartender]

what's the difference between demigod and messiah?

Three loaves and five fishes. (give or take a mackerel)

[Friday]

does this mean we are crucifying Snoogans this year instead of Gvac?

hmmm... I'd better get Fallon to start on those photoshops soon.....

[Snoogans]

this is my religion. This isnt Snoogans becomes the catholic version of Jesus. What happens is apparently what I want to happen.


AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN IF THEY CAN'T PLAY CHESS.


And blunt smoking is encouraged

[joethebartender]

this is my religion. This isnt Snoogans becomes the catholic version of Jesus. What happens is apparently what I want to happen.


AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN IF THEY CAN'T PLAY CHESS.


And blunt smoking is encouraged

So essentially you're talking about Washington Square Park?

http://www.uglychart.com/pics/wspchess1.jpg

[Snoogans]

Those are my people

[epo]

I don't know anything about these lunatics, but I'm sure that the phrase "Thou shall not be a pussy" is built into this mess.

[Snoogans]

I don't know anything about these lunatics, but I'm sure that the phrase "Thou shall not be a pussy" is built into this mess.

You dont know how to play chess. you arent welcome.

BE GONE, HEATHEN

[epo]

You dont know how to play chess. you arent welcome.

BE GONE, HEATHEN

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Snoogans]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Dont act like you watch the Wire. you refused to purchase it. You are a shame to men

[spoon]

Just another reason to be an atheist.

[epo]

Just another reason to be an atheist.

After hearing that, I might worship at the Church of Spoon. Preach!

[ecobag2]

So essentially you're talking about Washington Square Park?

http://www.uglychart.com/pics/wspchess1.jpg

That guy took $5 off me one day!

Love playing speed chess w/ those dudes.

Make no mistake - they're fucking good.

[ecobag2]

enoch begat samuel, samuel begat ezra, ezra begat ... snoogans? wtf?

Looks like you're chosen.

I found you in a lineage.

Book of Duderonomy.

Dude.

There shit sure should be a church where pot's invovled.

You know how many motherfuckers would go to church each week?

There'd be a general peace in about 1 year.

[Snoogans]

enoch begat samuel, samuel begat ezra, ezra begat ... snoogans? wtf?

Looks like you're chosen.

I found you in a lineage.

Book of Duderonomy.

Dude.

There shit sure should be a church where pot's invovled.

You know how many motherfuckers would go to church each week?

There'd be a general peace in about 1 year.

Dont religions get a break on shit like that too. Like Injuns can eat peyote cause its like spiritual or some shit

[west milly Tom]

enoch begat samuel, samuel begat ezra, ezra begat ... snoogans? wtf?

Looks like you're chosen.

I found you in a lineage.

Book of Duderonomy.

Dude.

There shit sure should be a church where pot's invovled.

You know how many motherfuckers would go to church each week?

There'd be a general peace in about 1 year.



Rastafarianisim, already exists. Snoogans is not accepted by ja though.

[Snoogans]

Rastafarianisim, already exists. Snoogans is not accepted by ja though.

Rastafarians are far from peaceful

[west milly Tom]

Rastafarians are far from peaceful


They do involve pot into their rituals.

Emancipate your self from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds

Have no fear for atomic energy none of them can stop the time...

[Snoogans]

They do involve pot into their rituals.

Emancipate your self from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds

Have no fear for atomic energy none of them can stop the time...

Doesn't make them peaceful

[west milly Tom]

Doesn't make them peaceful


Never claimed they were peaceful, just that there already was religion involved with weed.

[ecobag2]

Never claimed they were peaceful, just that there already was religion involved with weed.

But we should have pot Catholicism (or christian church rather) is what I'm saying.

Everyone walking in and dipping in the holy water to bless themselves - do a pretty good bong pull and take your seat - high as shit for that organ music and all the singing and whatnot.

Be a great fucking time.

Back when I did - I never went to chuch high, though I hear it's kickass.

[Snoogans]

the weed part would be there, however if i was to make a religion, I dont think Catholicism would be anywhere near the model

[ToiletCrusher]

if we bump this daily, you will have a nice following.


One requirement should be wearing a skully.

[ecobag2]

I didn't make this shit up. And I'm not Jesus. You are lookin at it from one religious view. Tisk tisk tisk.


And If either of my parents were a God, it sure as shit wouldnt be my father

That was a Matrix Trilogy reference.

Of all time... books movies - anything... the most disappointing drop off I've ever experienced.