FACE! To Bart Simpson

[Reynolds]

Baby Born In Bay Area With 12 Functioning Fingers, 12 Toes

http://www.ktvu.com/news/18608582/detail.html#-

What would you choose for the kid if it was yours, keep em, or cut em off?

[ToiletCrusher]

I rarely allow minorities in my house. Why would I allow a freak minority?

[Gvac]

I'd have that kid throwing a baseball as soon as he could stand. There's got to be some amazing pitch that only he can throw.

[Reynolds]

I rarely allow minorities in my house. Why would I allow a freak minority?

I think they cancel each other out.

If you were making the decision on keeping the extra digits, chances are you "allwed a minority" in your house at one point or another.

[BlackSpider]

I'd have that kid throwing a baseball as soon as he could stand. There's got to be some amazing pitch that only he can throw.

I'd give him a guitar or Bass...

[Reynolds]

I'd have that kid throwing a baseball as soon as he could stand. There's got to be some amazing pitch that only he can throw.

I was thinking wide receiver.... Maybe tight end, I think the extra toes would slow him down... Better yet, fuck the toes, and keep the fingers.

[instrument]

If they were gonna be fully formed and were evenly proportioned I'd have a lil pianist in the family

[Reynolds]

If they were gonna be fully formed and were evenly proportioned I'd have a lil pianist in the family

The weirdo doctor in the video says they appear to be completely normal.

I'm just honored to have someone with just 350 posts in 7 years respond to one of my stupid threads.

[MC Pee Pants]

If they were gonna be fully formed and were evenly proportioned I'd have a lil pianist in the family

Fuck yea, Id slap an organ in front of him cuz i like the sound better. Have him play me some gospel music while i fold laundry.

[joethebartender]

This kid at Christmas in 7 years:
"mittens... again. Thanks."

[razorboy]

Fuck yea, Id slap an organ in front of him.

I bet you would, you sick prick.

[disneyspy]

Fuck yea, Id slap an organ in front of him cuz i like the sound better.

hes not that kind of freak

[beachbum]

Slapping your organ in front of a child is totally unacceptable.

[midwestjeff]

I'd nail a set of antlers to his head and hit the road with 24 digit deerboy.

I'll make a mint.


A mint, I say.

[DiabloSammich]

It's bad enough having to deal with the piggies, with their roast beef, and their market shopping, and the wah wah all the way home nonsense, now I have to come up with a whole new storyline?

Fuck that.

[MC Pee Pants]

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calm down

[epo]

Life for Antonio Alfonseca worked out fine....

http://usasports.blox.pl/resource/alfonseca_400x400.jpg

[fezident]

That kid's gonna draw one helluva turkey.

[BrentfromTN1]

I am a big Simpsons fan but I do not get your Bart Simpson reference.

Am I missing something?

[Contra]

Yeah I'm missing the Bart angle as well

[ToiletCrusher]

it was a conversation between lisa and bart somewhere around season 4 or 5.

They looked at a magazine that had an article about how humans would have a fifth finger.

Bart said something along the lines of how he would never believe it.

[joethebartender]

That kid's gonna draw one helluva turkey.

:lol::lol::lol:

[TheGameHHH]

thats fucking crazy!!! a black baby has a mom AND a dad.....

i kid, i kid

[Gvac]

That kid's gonna draw one helluva turkey.

Seriously fantastic.

Bravo, I say!

[boosterp]

I'd nail a set of antlers to his head and hit the road with 24 digit deerboy.

I'll make a mint.


A mint, I say.

Fuck yea, let the bastard loose in the woods and who ever shoots him can mount his hands and tell stories of the one that did not get away.

[Reynolds]

I am a big Simpsons fan but I do not get your Bart Simpson reference.

Am I missing something?

The Simpsons have 4 fingers.

[high fly]

Baby Born In Bay Area With 12 Functioning Fingers, 12 Toes

http://www.ktvu.com/news/18608582/detail.html#-

What would you choose for the kid if it was yours, keep em, or cut em off?




Keep-em.
That kid's gonna be one helluva clarinet player one day.....