So, my wife disgusted me....

[topless_mike]

So, with the new house, of course, comes a nice big ass new tv.
She was there, she helped me pick it out (well, it was more justifying my purchase, actually).
So, we get it set up, Mr Fios comes over and hooks up the tv service, and she says

"ya know..... i think the tv's too big.. im not sure that i like it"

WTF.... why would you even say that?

When is it ever too big? I'm inconsolable...

[Thebazile78]

At least she didn't smear sausage gravy all over your brand-new HDTV.

[Snoogans]

divorce her. You dont need that kind of nonsense

[Judge Smails]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/holychopper/wifebeater1.jpg

[Brudep]

At first, My Wife said she could not see the difference between HD and basic cable. Now if the station we are watching loses it's HD signal, for a moment, She's the first to yell WTF!

[Tenbatsuzen]

So, with the new house, of course, comes a nice big ass new tv.
She was there, she helped me pick it out (well, it was more justifying my purchase, actually).
So, we get it set up, Mr Fios comes over and hooks up the tv service, and she says

"ya know..... i think the tv's too big.. im not sure that i like it"

WTF.... why would you even say that?

When is it ever too big? I'm inconsolable...

You probably got a homosexual vizio.

[donnie_darko]

that's funny, cause i know a lot of people who replace their old 19 or 20something inch tv's with a 48 inch plasma or something close.

like going from the old civic to a 911, and not realizing it till you put it in living room

[britneypablo]

maybe she is just used to small things.....


im sorry i had to do it

[Serpico1103]

maybe she is just used to small things.....


im sorry i had to do it

No, she is used to gigantic things. Many of them.

[Gvac]

I must be the last person in America to have a regular 27 inch TV. I have absolutely no desire for a flat screen hi-def one, either.

Forensic Files looks good enough to me on the TV I have, and it's the only thing I watch regularly.

Maybe your wife is right, Mike.

Take it back, get a smaller one, and buy her something nice with the savings.







You're welcome.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I must be the last person in America to have a regular 27 inch TV. I have absolutely no desire for a flat screen hi-def one, either.

Forensic Files looks good enough to me on the TV I have, and it's the only thing I watch regularly.

Maybe your wife is right, Mike.

Take it back, get a smaller one, and buy her something nice with the savings.







You're welcome.

You know, I had a 19" Hitachi tv for 18 years. Good years....good years.

Then, in 2009, I bought a 32" LCD HDTV. Hitachi's in a corner now.

I sure wish I could go back in time. Have that 19" back. Wishful thinking.

[boosterp]

I must be the last person in America to have a regular 27 inch TV.

You are not the only one. My TV only comes on for Netflix and the 2 gaming systems.

I have a 22" high def computer monitor that I watch movies and BluRay on while sitting in my comfy office chair.

[topless_mike]

You probably got a homosexual vizio.

46" Sony XBR6, kid..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001F8VOB0/interactiveda8781-20

[topless_mike]

maybe she is just used to small things.....


im sorry i had to do it

girlfriend, my 2 inch terror gets the job done..

[topless_mike]

Take it back, get a smaller one, and buy her something nice with the savings.


i was in the right place at the right time. difference of what i paid for it VS msrp went into kitchen toys for her.

[Don Stugots]

Tell her "I don't think we need that dishwasher. After all, that's what you are for."

I should charge for this.

[topless_mike]

Tell her "I don't think we need that dishwasher. After all, that's what you are for."

I should charge for this.

good. after she kicks me out i can come live with you and fart on your couch.

[Don Stugots]

My door is always open for you. Just be sure to blame the dog for your farting like I do.

[topless_mike]

its nice to know somebody like you that would open your heart and your door to a fellow man.

i'll clean the house, and even go for a walk when yoos guys need alone time. srsly

[EliSnow]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/holychopper/wifebeater1.jpg

Why did that man punch the other man in the dress?

[topless_mike]

Why did that man punch the other man in the dress?

what you dont see is that his hog is hanging out his zipper.
maybe she had an adams apple.

[KatPw]

I must be the last person in America to have a regular 27 inch TV. s.




We haven't upgraded our TV's. We only have 1 TV hooked up right now, since we only watch TV in one room. Why replace something that works perfectly? We will get a high def TV when our current TVs don't work anymore. I hate throwing away something that works perfectly just because something newer and "better" has come out. So wasteful.

[topless_mike]

We haven't upgraded our TV's. We only have 1 TV hooked up right now, since we only watch TV in one room. Why replace something that works perfectly? We will get a high def TV when our current TVs don't work anymore. I hate throwing away something that works perfectly just because something newer and "better" has come out. So wasteful.

we kept our old tv.. its now in the family room.
the new one is in our living room.

[KatPw]

we kept our old tv.. its now in the family room.
the new one is in our living room.

Then that is totally acceptable. I just hate it when people throw out a perfect TV just because they wanted a bigger/better set. At least sell the old one on craigslist to a broke college student or something instead of putting it out at the curb.

[skyscraper]

Why did that man punch the other man in the dress?

looks like a "crying game".

[topless_mike]

so my thread has turned gay, without the help of doug.
noice.
creeps

[Dougie Brootal]

so my thread has turned gay, without the help of doug.
noice.
creeps

i tried to stay out of it.

[boosterp]

We haven't upgraded our TV's. We only have 1 TV hooked up right now, since we only watch TV in one room. Why replace something that works perfectly? We will get a high def TV when our current TVs don't work anymore. I hate throwing away something that works perfectly just because something newer and "better" has come out. So wasteful.

Instead of throwing things like that out I always donate it to Purple Heart which gives the stuff to needing veterans. Last big thing was a CRT computer monitor that was in great shape but had set in my attic for the past four years.

[britneypablo]

girlfriend, my 2 inch terror gets the job done..

did u notice i apologized in advance bc i knew that i know nothing about your penis....but now that i do know, i will continuously make already overused small penis jokes :)