i turned down my first hooker

[topless_mike]

right now im in copenhagen (only for the nite)
its 10:25 pm, and everything is closed. in the winter, evidently, shit closes mad early.

so, im having a chocolate craving. since they got the good shit here, i bounce over to the 7-11 thats open.

i stop to look in the window first to see whats in there before i walk in. this smooookin hot chick, whom i somehow didnt seem to notice, turns to me and was like :hey honey, come here for a good time: , and ran her finger down my arm..

i was like, umm, no just a soda and walked into the store.

ok.

may the jokes now ensue.

[Furtherman]

Good for you, because I've heard something is rotten there.

[~Katja~]

they have 7-11 in copenhagen?

[EliSnow]

i turned down my first hooker.

So what did you do with your second hooker?

[Jujubees2]

they have 7-11 in copenhagen?

Yeah, I heard they sell pot and hash at the 7-11s in Copenhagen and that Obama wants to let them do it in the U.S.!

[topless_mike]

they have 7-11 in copenhagen?

2 of them on the same street across from my hotel

the chocolate i bought in sweden got destroyed in my suitcase.
so, i bought more.

[topless_mike]

i didnt see any pot or hash there. maybe its a speakeasy or a downlow thing.

[Coach]

So, how many hookers were there before her?

[boosterp]

I have never been with nor ever will fuck a hooker. I did a rotation in a STD clinic that scared the shit out of me. Good for you.

[razorboy]

So, how many hookers were there before her?

I'm just glad he's finally showing a little self control.

[ToiletCrusher]

never knew 7-11 sold sex too. They really do have it all.

[Ithinksno]

Good for you, because I've heard something is rotten there.

Is this a Shakespeare reference? Very classy!

[ecobag2]

Is this a Shakespeare reference? Very classy!

I first head this reference on GI Joe.

It could have come from anywhere at this point.

Wrong message board.

[zildjian361]

lucky bastard but all the way to copenhagen, shit i had two hookers in Atlantic City in the 90's .but no kissing:sad:

[Tall_James]

I hear she gives the term "Slurpee" a whole new meaning.

[NITRON]

how did you know she was a hooker, though?

[meanmrbill]

Copenhagen, cool. Never had the chance to make it there. But when I was in Poland I would get drunk, walk my girl home and on the way back I would put this song on my mp3 player as I walked back to my room. It always seemed to "fit".

"Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets to the Wind in Copenhagen)":

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Oh, and its probably a good thing you turned down that hooker.:thumbup:

[skyscraper]

Is this a Shakespeare reference? Very classy!

copped this from enotes:

Horatio:
He waxes desperate with imagination.


Marcellus:
Let's follow. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him.


Horatio:
Have after. To what issue will this come?


Marcellus:
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.


Horatio:
Heaven will direct it.


Marcellus:
Nay, let's follow him. [Exeunt.]


Hamlet Act 1, scene 4, 87–91

so at least he knew Copenhagen was in Denmark.

[led37zep]

But you forgot the chocolate!

[RoseBlood]

Yeah, but who haven't you called smokin' hot? You're married and you turned down a hooker, bravo. I'm sure many a classy men would've turned her down without a second thought.

[Slumbag]

Dude. I work in a hotel.
Out of probably the 100 hookers I have seen in my life, I'd sleep with probably 5 or 6 of them if I was desperate.

Hookers are fucking gross. Almost every one of them.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in AC, Ive turned down at least 40, Hookers dont do anything for me


when i was single it was all about the hunt

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> post when you turned out your first hooker

[conman823]

This thread is worthless without pics, lotion, and....an address of this "7-11" you speak of.

[NewYorkDragons80]

never knew 7-11 sold sex too. They really do have it all.

The Wawas in Copenhagen have hookers who make space age sounds when you finish.

[landarch]

I turned down one of those AC hookers once. It was about 4AM and I was out of money and smokes. My friend and I were hanging out by the slots waiting for our other friend to cash out. She was really attractive, and I couldn't tell she was a hooker until she asks me "so ya'll want to have a good time?". It just so happens her purse was open and I could see those heavenly cigarettes inside.

"No, I'm good on the good times, but I'll snag one of those Newports from you"

She obliged, and we parted ways. Good times.

[A.J.]

they have 7-11 in copenhagen?

And do they have Copenhagen in those 7-11s?

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh242/kentuckyp-baller/Copenhagen_LongCut.gif

[Furtherman]

Is this a Shakespeare reference? Very classy!

so at least he knew Copenhagen was in Denmark.

Yes. I thought it was obvious and didn't need to be dissected.

[CountryBob]

I screwed a hooker at a bachelor party once and have always regretted it. I was blasted from 3 different bags of pot and alot of bourbon. SHe was a stripper that decided to fuck anyone for $100 after a few hours of stripping. I kinda blacked out but unfortunately pictures remain.
That was about 8 years ago - at least i used a rubber.

[midwestjeff]

A gentleman never talks.

[west milly Tom]

I screwed a hooker at a bachelor party once and have always regretted it. I was blasted from 3 different bags of pot and alot of bourbon. SHe was a stripper that decided to fuck anyone for $100 after a few hours of stripping. I kinda blacked out but unfortunately pictures remain.
That was about 8 years ago - at least i used a rubber.



Who takes pictures at a bachelor party. :nono:

[disneyspy]

Who takes pictures at a bachelor party. :nono:

blackmailers




bastards

[topless_mike]

Yeah, but who haven't you called smokin' hot? You're married and you turned down a hooker, bravo. I'm sure many a classy men would've turned her down without a second thought.

buzzkill

[TripleSkeet]

When I first read the thread title I thought "She must have been disgusting"...then I read she was smoking hot and I thought "What a faggot"...then I read that youre married and I thought "Oh, ok then thats respectable."

The only place Ive had hookers were in Vegas...and they were gorgeous. Unless you count washy washes....which I dont.

[CountryBob]

blackmailers




bastards

I didnt even know that there were pictures until about 2 years ago. My friend took them and pulled them out at a party - a few chicks saw them. i was labled a dirt bag and rightfullt so. I should have stayed home that night.

[Furtherman]

I didnt even know that there were pictures until about 2 years ago. My friend took them and pulled them out at a party - a few chicks saw them.

That man is not your friend.

[topless_mike]

party foul....