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west milly Tom
02-11-2009, 04:24 PM
I was just thinking, reading through the various threads of the day. I couldn't help thinking I want you all to eat a dick already. Just eat a dick.

RhinoinMN
02-11-2009, 04:26 PM
LordJezo will gladly do so.

west milly Tom
02-11-2009, 04:27 PM
LordJezo will gladly do so.

Will???

cougarjake13
02-11-2009, 04:33 PM
i prefer pussy

boosterp
02-11-2009, 04:37 PM
I was just thinking, reading through the various threads of the day. I couldn't help thinking I want you all to eat a dick already. Just eat a dick.

What brought you to this conclusion?

Friday
02-11-2009, 04:40 PM
You first.

boobieman
02-11-2009, 04:41 PM
What no sucking just eating...and then at the end...am I suppose to stop at the delicious ball bag and do what with it..just stare at it...play nose hockey with it...come on man give more detail.


I guess saying fuck you fuck stick would just be rude.


SEEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYA YAYAYAYA

britneypablo
02-11-2009, 04:41 PM
<font color="deeppink"> Everytime I try the boys just scream like bitchs....I can't take all the girlie man screaming over a little knife and fork action on their cocks....so i just suck them instead....it really turns out better than the whole eating the dick thing...

but considering you are what you eat....most people on here clearly are already eating lots of dick.... :)

boosterp
02-11-2009, 05:02 PM
<font color="deeppink"> Everytime I try the boys just scream like bitchs....I can't take all the girlie man screaming over a little knife and fork action on their cocks....so i just suck them instead....it really turns out better than the whole eating the dick thing...

but considering you are what you eat....most people on here clearly are already eating lots of dick.... :)

Yea, I just prefer someone sucking mine without teeth involved. I see a grill and utensils then I run.

Thebazile78
02-11-2009, 05:02 PM
LordJezo will gladly do so.

Will???

Yeah, Jezo already has eaten dick.

See this thread:

Guess who's eating penis? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69728&highlight=bull+penis)

Dougie Brootal
02-11-2009, 06:00 PM
<font color="deeppink"> Everytime I try the boys just scream like bitchs....I can't take all the girlie man screaming over a little knife and fork action on their cocks....so i just suck them instead....it really turns out better than the whole eating the dick thing...

but considering you are what you eat....most people on here clearly are already eating lots of dick.... :)

you need a real man... a brootal man...

britneypablo
02-11-2009, 07:01 PM
you need a real man... a brootal man...

<font color="deeppink"> but dougie if u have any idea about what this feels like then that means your dick is gone...see having your dick eaten is a one time experience....it doesnt just grown back...it doesnt digest well either....pink meat always gives me gas

Dougie Brootal
02-11-2009, 07:16 PM
<font color="deeppink"> but dougie if u have any idea about what this feels like then that means your dick is gone...see having your dick eaten is a one time experience....it doesnt just grown back...it doesnt digest well either....pink meat always gives me gas

youve seen the pictures... dont act like i dont know good surgeons...

RoseBlood
02-11-2009, 07:26 PM
Why isn't this in the food forum.

P.S. does anyone know if foreskin crisps when cooked as well as chicken skin does?

jauble
02-11-2009, 07:28 PM
Why isn't this in the food forum.

P.S. does anyone know if foreskin crisps when cooked as well as chicken skin does?

I dont allow shennanigans in my forum. Food is important to people and I like to run a tight ship.

sailor
02-11-2009, 07:36 PM
for no real reason:


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/trophy_kiss.gif


and:


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/bowldick.jpg

Gvac
02-11-2009, 07:37 PM
for no real reason:


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/trophy_kiss.gif


and:


http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/bowldick.jpg

Fuckin' creep.

jauble
02-11-2009, 07:38 PM
Fuckin' creep.

What you don't like cheerios?

sailor
02-11-2009, 07:41 PM
What you don't like cheerios?

he was offended that it was a girl.

britneypablo
02-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Why isn't this in the food forum.

P.S. does anyone know if foreskin crisps when cooked as well as chicken skin does?

<font color="deeppink"> we should have a foreskin cookout party....be here in 10 mins...i have some foreskins in the freezer

JerseyRich
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
we should have a foreskin cookout party....be here in 10 mins...i have some foreskins in the freezer

Are these Organic Farm Raised foreskins?

britneypablo
02-11-2009, 08:02 PM
Are these Organic Farm Raised foreskins?
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<font color="deeppink"> why dont you try to get invited before u start askin specifics....

JerseyRich
02-11-2009, 08:08 PM
why dont you try to get invited before u start askin specifics....

I assumed I was invited. After all, who's gonna be there to add the angry?

Leticia
02-11-2009, 08:09 PM
<font color="deeppink"> but dougie if u have any idea about what this feels like then that means your dick is gone...see having your dick eaten is a one time experience....it doesnt just grown back...it doesnt digest well either....pink meat always gives me gas


:lol::lol::lol:

KC2OSO
02-11-2009, 08:12 PM
fuckle

RoseBlood
02-11-2009, 08:18 PM
I assumed I was invited. After all, who's gonna be there to add the angry?
[/COLOR]
eww

britneypablo
02-11-2009, 08:21 PM
I assumed I was invited. After all, who's gonna be there to add the angry?

<font color="deeppink"> I live in NC i can buy all the hot sauce i want at the hot sauce store...you dont have to have to beard to get service ya know

boosterp
02-11-2009, 09:42 PM
Plus your peppers are almost as hot as ours and New Mexico's (do we really consider it a state though).

britneypablo
02-12-2009, 03:21 AM
Plus your peppers are almost as hot as ours and New Mexico's (do we really consider it a state though).

<font color="deeppink"> believe it or not ive been to New Mexico a few times...and the reason it is good is because it is better than old Mexico....plus thats where the Nuc's are ..so they are much hotter than most any state ;)

Dougie Brootal
02-12-2009, 05:27 AM
<font color="deeppink"> I live in NC i can buy all the hot sauce i want at the hot sauce store...you dont have to have to beard to get service ya know

you have a store just for hot sauce?




im moving!

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 05:49 AM
you have a store just for hot sauce?




im moving!


I was just at said store in Chapel Hill last weekend...
Perhaps you haven't seen all the selections I made...it's in the Hot Sauce thread.

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 05:51 AM
I was just at said store in Chapel Hill last weekend...
Perhaps you haven't seen all the selections I made...it's in the Hot Sauce thread.

im boycottin everything carolina,FREE MICHEAL PHELPHS!
fuck duke

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 06:54 AM
Well, this worked out.

Aggie
02-12-2009, 07:19 AM
Wny don't you eat your own? You're too good to use the sigs me and someone made for you and posted on your profile page. BOO!

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 07:20 AM
Wny don't you eat your own? You're too good to use the sigs me and someone made for you and posted on your profile page. BOO!

This guy thinks who the fuck he is over here!

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 07:22 AM
Wny don't you eat your own? You're too good to use the sigs me and someone made for you and posted on your profile page. BOO!



I haven't checked my profile page in over a week. I post from my BlackBerry so I can't have a sig. But ill make sure I add them to the randomizer tonight.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 07:23 AM
This guy thinks who the fuck he is over here!


I'm breakin your balls right away your getting fuckin fresh. :)

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 07:26 AM
I haven't checked my profile page in over a week. I post from my BlackBerry so I can't have a sig. But ill make sure I add them to the randomizer tonight.

I'm breakin your balls right away your getting fuckin fresh. :)


Oh well sorry Mr. "I'm too good to check my profile on a PC because I'm all fancy Blackberry guy over here!"

Hendry! Hendry! Don't get fresh wit me Hendry!

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 07:29 AM
Oh well sorry Mr. "I'm too good to check my profile on a PC because I'm all fancy Blackberry guy over here!"

Hendry! Hendry! Don't get fresh wit me Hendry!



You gonna take that? What's this world commming to?

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 07:36 AM
this fuckin guy cant even answer an IM within a day or two,
eat a dick fancy phone guy

britneypablo
02-12-2009, 08:50 AM
you have a store just for hot sauce?




im moving!

<font color="deeppink"> good come take over the rest of my lease so i can get the hecks out of here :blink:

Dougie Brootal
02-12-2009, 08:58 AM
<font color="deeppink"> good come take over the rest of my lease so i can get the hecks out of here :blink:
okay but leave all your socks and underwear. and dont ask any questions. :unsure:

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 09:05 AM
this fuckin guy cant even answer an IM within a day or two,
eat a dick fancy phone guy



Just txt or pm me Oldie Olson.

britneypablo
02-12-2009, 09:18 AM
okay but leave all your socks and underwear. and dont ask any questions. :unsure:

<font color="deeppink"> this happened last time u took over my lease and it took me weeks to restock my nasties drawer

Mullenax
02-12-2009, 10:23 AM
Well, this worked out.

*burp*

jauble
02-12-2009, 10:25 AM
Well, this worked out.

But in a strange twist it didn't turn gay, but cannibalistic.

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 10:27 AM
But in a strange twist it didn't turn gay, but cannibalistic.

The opening post was gay.

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 11:25 AM
3 time this week I was told to eat a dick. One of these days....

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 11:39 AM
3 time this week I was told to eat a dick. One of these days....



You deserved it a few more times than that I'm sure.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 11:40 AM
The opening post was gay.



Words hurt Mr.


Where'd that famous class of yours go?

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 11:44 AM
You deserved it a few more times than that I'm sure.

Not from my own mother I didn't

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 11:52 AM
Not from my own mother I didn't



Now I know where you get your rapist wit.

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 11:53 AM
http://IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2MzE1NDIzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODQxNDQ2._V1._ SX450_SY295_.jpg[/[/IMG]

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 11:55 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ci9wzs.jpg

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 11:56 AM
http://IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2MzE1NDIzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODQxNDQ2._V1._ SX450_SY295_.jpg[/[/IMG]

Don't try to post above your skill set.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 11:58 AM
Old people don't know how to use that new fandangled technology. I'm suprised he can boot up his machine.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 11:59 AM
Just to restate my proposal: Eat a dick.

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 12:00 PM
Old people don't know how to use that new fandangled technology. I'm suprised he can boot up his machine.

Eat a wrinkled dick.




(rapists wit)

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 12:09 PM
both of you can eat a dick

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 12:09 PM
Words hurt Mr.


Where'd that famous class of yours go?

Deep in my bowels.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 12:15 PM
Deep in my bowels.


Right next to the gerbal.

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Right next to the gerbal.

gerbil.

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 12:20 PM
gerbil.



gerBill

disneyspy
02-12-2009, 12:20 PM
gerbil.

hope they dont get into a fight down there

JerseyRich
02-12-2009, 12:23 PM
gerBill

Goebbels

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 12:24 PM
hope they dont get into a fight down there


Potd! :lol: :lol:

west milly Tom
02-12-2009, 12:25 PM
Goebbels


Mr. Bill

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Mr. Pibb

boosterp
02-12-2009, 04:04 PM
Mr. Obama

britneypablo
02-12-2009, 04:31 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i cant believe i left for a few hours and i come back to this....more blow jobs and less hack jobs please

hammersavage
02-12-2009, 04:47 PM
Words to live by

Dougie Brootal
02-12-2009, 04:58 PM
<font color="deeppink"> more blow jobs and less hack jobs please
mod quote?

made cummsies
02-12-2009, 10:30 PM
Just to restate my proposal: Eat a dick.
http://www.literaryillusions.com/photos/jimnortonmonsterdvd.jpg

Friday
02-12-2009, 10:59 PM
Just to restate my proposal: Eat a dick.

just to reiterate my response: You first.



open up, buttercup.

west milly Tom
02-13-2009, 02:25 AM
just to reiterate my response: You first.



open up, buttercup.


Way to be even unsexier.

LordJezo
02-13-2009, 09:51 AM
I once ate a dick..

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69728

Dougie Brootal
02-13-2009, 10:09 AM
I once ate a dick..

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69728

once?:wink:

JerseyRich
02-13-2009, 10:15 AM
once?:wink:

Good one! :wink:

Furtherman
02-13-2009, 10:16 AM
once?:wink:

Good one! :wink:

Get a room!

Dougie Brootal
02-13-2009, 10:17 AM
Good one! :wink:

thanks. i always go for the hack joke. its a matter of principle.

west milly Tom
02-13-2009, 10:20 AM
thanks. i always go for the hack joke. its a matter of principle.

Rest assured your principles are in tact.

Dougie Brootal
02-13-2009, 10:22 AM
Rest assured your principles are in tact.

thanks!

west milly Tom
02-13-2009, 11:28 AM
I once ate a dick..

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69728



I read that thread, you're a sick fuck but I am slightly turned on. Is that weird?

britneypablo
02-13-2009, 12:23 PM
thanks. i always go for the hack joke. its a matter of principle.

<font color="deeppink"> just a few posts ago you totally supported my more blow jobs less hack jobs idea....and now this....you really are queer <3

west milly Tom
02-13-2009, 04:42 PM
Hey mojo, eat a dick!

TheMojoPin
02-13-2009, 04:44 PM
Coward.

Plus I totally stole your bit and flipped it. Ah-hah!

Whiskeyportal
02-13-2009, 04:45 PM
EliSnow eat a dick! Fuck you, my sig pic was fine, douche bag cunt hole faggot loving cock holster bitch tits

west milly Tom
02-13-2009, 04:45 PM
Coward.

Plus I totally stole your bit and flipped over. Ah-hah!



Just like what happens after you eat a dick.

TheMojoPin
02-13-2009, 04:51 PM
Just like what happens after you eat a dick.

Stop trying so hard and just accept your own rampant dick-eating.

west milly Tom
02-25-2009, 09:14 AM
i try and explain this,its only the one favorite forum is the topic,you're welcome milly

Eat a dick budday.