I Have Pink Eye

[TheMojoPin]

What the fuck? Have I somehow timewarped back to being 7 again? I feel like a disgusting animal.

My sinuses went apeshit with the weather freaking out the last couple days, and I thought I got a really bad head cold, but I guess ye olde pink eye means I've likely got a sinus infection.

Blargh. I'm a monster.

[west milly Tom]

This thread is useless with out pics.

[Furtherman]

Stay away from those playgrounds.

[A.J.]

Just keep wearing those shades like you are in your avatar.

[Aggie]

*Sorry I can embed video. YouTube is blocked at work and I can't even see this one. I hope it work.*

http://supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=04239c9635426f35c952

[TheMojoPin]

It's distinctly possible I farted on my pillows.






























And when I say distinctly possible, I mean it has definitely happened many times.

[skyscraper]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/slinkigirl311/cartman.png

[ToiletCrusher]

did you mean pink sock?

[OGC]

I've got a brown eye.

[RoseBlood]

Yuck! Sorry Mojo :sad:

I contracted pink eye once in my life and that was enough. I caught it from one of the girls I use to watch who caught it from a kid in school. It eventually spread to all three of her sisters. It's a pain to get rid of. Wash your pillowcase in hot water and disinfect everything, or you'll wind up reinfecting yourself. What annoyed me was, the mother failed to tell me and watched me hug her daughter knowing she had pink eye. :annoyed:

[TheMojoPin]

The only time I remember having pink eye as a kid was when I was 8 and I got it in BOTH eyes and woke up with them crusted shut and I freaked out thinking I was blind and fell out of the bed crying for my mom.

[midwestjeff]

Nice immune system, dick.

[RoseBlood]

I freaked out...and fell out of the bed crying for my mom.
Some things never change. :tongue:

btw.. Is it wrong I'm laughing at you?

Are you on anti-biotics or eye drops?

[TheMojoPin]

Some things never change. :tongue:

btw.. Is it wrong I'm laughing at you?

Are you on anti-biotics or eye drops?

I'm just taking a ton of viatmins and cold/flu medicines and eye drops right now, but I figure I need to get into the doctor today or tomorrow since this is likely a sinus infection.

[west milly Tom]

Some things never change. :tongue:

btw.. Is it wrong I'm laughing at you?

Are you on anti-biotics or eye drops?



I thought conjunctivitis was a virus.

[TheMojoPin]

Nice immune system, dick.

It's the disgusting cysts I have in my main sinuses.

They're my mutant power.

[west milly Tom]

It's the disgusting cysts I have in my main sinuses.

They're my mutant power.



Ewwwie

[Hottub]

I thought conjunctivitis was a virus.

It is. And highly contagous.

Run a Bounty under hot water and hold it up against your eye for a little while. THROW THE BOUNTY AWAY. Repeat every once in a while until you can get to the Dr. for antibiotics.

Filthy animal.

[RoseBlood]

I thought conjunctivitis was a virus.

I don't know, but that's what I was put on and it wound up giving me a yeast infection.

[west milly Tom]

I don't know, but that's what I was put on and it wound up giving me a yeast infection.



Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any yuckier...

[TheMojoPin]

I think I've made a loaf of bread's worth of dough with my eye.

And yes, it is a highly contagious virus. I felt like an even bigger dipshit than usual calling in to work to tell them I had pink eye.

[Dude!]

pink eye should be referred to by its medical name:
lincoln's revenge

[TheMojoPin]

pink eye should be referred to by its medical name:
lincoln's revenge

HAH!

Nicely done.

[Badinia]

Mojo:

Relieve some of the itch and crust by cleaning with a SUPER SUPER weak hydrogen peroxide and water solution. Gently clean your lower lid and tear duct with it.

http://www.helium.com/items/223203-natural-remedies-for-pink-eye

I used to get these all the time when I was boxing, it was mega gross! I guess someone in the gym had it and got it on the gloves and heavy bags? Eww!

[Hamey]

Conjunctivitus!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Furtherman]

I hope it's not one of the flesh eating diseases.



Because that would suck.

[TheMojoPin]

Mojo:

Relieve some of the itch and crust by cleaning with a SUPER SUPER weak hydrogen peroxide and water solution. Gently clean your lower lid and tear duct with it.

http://www.helium.com/items/223203-natural-remedies-for-pink-eye

I used to get these all the time when I was boxing, it was mega gross! I guess someone in the gym had it and got it on the gloves and heavy bags? Eww!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Goopy gloves!

[Dougie Brootal]

I hope it's not one of the flesh eating diseases.



Because that would suck.

or would it???










modship.... here i come!

[Gvac]

What a vile creature. Pink eye? I haven't had that since kindergarten!

God forbid you use the neti pot, eh Mojo? Fine. Enjoy your virus infested sinus cavities.

I'll be over here breathing deeply and healthily, enjoying the sights with my two healthy eyes.

[TheMojoPin]

I used the goddamn Neti Pot. For all I know, it caused this.

[Gvac]

I used the goddamn Neti Pot. For all I know, it caused this.

Don't you blaspheme in here!!! DON'T YOU BLASPHEME!

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.thirdeyehealth.com/images/pink-eye-viral.jpg

and tell your boyfriend to just aim at your mouth next time.

[boosterp]

Mojo:


I used to get these all the time when I was boxing, it was mega gross! I guess someone in the gym had it and got it on the gloves and heavy bags? Eww!

Be very careful with any amount of peroxide because it could blind you. Peroxide is one of the worst things ever used in wound treatment because it destroys the healing process and can cause damage to the surrounding nerves. Your best bet is a warm compress of only warm to touch water on a washrag. Use the washrag once then throw it in the washing machine.

I use to treat pink eye often and I would periodically catch it even though I wore gloves and washed my hands frequently in between patients. It sucks ass.

[TheMojoPin]

Be very careful with any amount of peroxide because it could blind you.

NHBBNowow y nou e5=4t5erlllll ,me3!!!!!

[RoseBlood]

Shouldn't you be quarantined or something? You're giving me the heebeejeebees by posting Mojo. I also think you should go out and scare little kids tomorrow.

[TheMojoPin]

Shouldn't you be quarantined or something? You're giving me the heebeejeebees by posting Mojo. I also think you should go out and scare little kids tomorrow.

I'm gonna have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get a note. There's no way I can go to my classes barring a miracle.

[RoseBlood]

I'm gonna have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get a note. There's no way I can go to my classes barring a miracle.
Wimp.. ever hear of an eye patch? or some guaze?

[disneyspy]

Wimp.. ever hear of an eye patch? or some guaze?

AARRRRRRRR

[TheMojoPin]

Wimp.. ever hear of an eye patch? or some guaze?

I don't give a shit about what it looks like! I'm worried about being chased by an angry mob for being a plague carrier!

[underdog]

Maybe you got some kool-aid in your eye.

[Hottub]

Be very careful with any amount of peroxide because it could blind you. Peroxide is one of the worst things ever used in wound treatment because it destroys the healing process and can cause damage to the surrounding nerves. Your best bet is a warm compress of only warm to touch water on a washrag. Use the washrag once then throw it in the washing machine.

I use to treat pink eye often and I would periodically catch it even though I wore gloves and washed my hands frequently in between patients. It sucks ass.

He has another reason for going blind.

And I already told him aboot the warm compress. But use a Bounty instead of a cloth.

Does he listen? NOOOO!!!

You reap what you sow, my friend.

[boosterp]

And I already told him aboot the warm compress. But use a Bounty instead of a cloth.


I had read your post and totally agree. I am just so use to saying washcloth or washrag. You gave excellent advice.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I read your thread title and I relived Girl Scout camp when I was 10.

I got pink eye and was ostracized, but, then again, my camp was below Camp North Star standards. We didn't have cabins. We had "platform tents." I'm surprised I didn't contract typhus.

Oh, and get well soon Mojo. I know you're getting slammed, but I support you and your crusty eye.

[disneyspy]

You Must Clean Your Bunghole With Wipes

[jauble]

I read your thread title and I relived Girl Scout camp when I was 10.

I got pink eye and was ostracized, but, then again, my camp was below Camp North Star standards. We didn't have cabins. We had "platform tents." I'm surprised I didn't contract typhus.

Oh, and get well soon Mojo. I know you're getting slammed, but I support you and your crusty eye.

Supporting mojo may be enough to lose epo's support in the mod vote off. I'm not 100 percent on this but tread carefully.

[~Katja~]

I just changed my firewall ... can't risk a pink eye.

My friend had it a few weeks ago and all of her kids got it and when they were finally done her hubby got it as well.

[cougarjake13]

What the fuck? Have I somehow timewarped back to being 7 again? I feel like a disgusting animal.

My sinuses went apeshit with the weather freaking out the last couple days, and I thought I got a really bad head cold, but I guess ye olde pink eye means I've likely got a sinus infection.

Blargh. I'm a monster.



i hate fucking pink eye


got it twice last year cause in my job i go to peoples homes and i guess one of the homes had a kid who had it and i prob touched something he did, then touched my eye


and pinky creamy goodness