View Full Version : Who would win in a fight?
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 10:01 AM
Snoogans or Clint Eastwood?
I say Eastwood in a squeaker. I'll take a 78 year old Korean war vet against a young, pot smokin' punk any day. The old man can still scrap!
Who ya got?
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 10:01 AM
Eastwood.
Not even close...
No poll...???
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 10:02 AM
This was supposed to have a poll but I fucked up cuz I'm a dick.
Can a mod put it a poll cuz I can't seem to edit one in.
disneyspy
02-14-2009, 10:03 AM
eastwood,dirty harry would kick him in the balls and clyde would make a fight turn to knock him out
Friday
02-14-2009, 10:03 AM
Eastwood.
Not even close...
i'm with Spider on this one... the old man has both class and moxy!
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 10:04 AM
It would be 4-0 if dummy didn't forget to check the right box.:wallbash:
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:05 AM
You guys are fuckin kidding right. This isnt a movie. he is fuckin 80 years old, and its a fight, so he wont have his guns. You can all try to be funny but, you are fuckin insane if you think that old fuck has a chance. I think pretty much this entire board could beat him
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 10:07 AM
He's 78 and he fought in Korea. He's the outlaw Josey Wales, man.
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:08 AM
He's 78 and he fought in Korea. He's the outlaw Josey Wales, man.
So what. He is old. Korea was 50 fuckin years ago. Ill run circles around the old man while he lugs around his colostomy bag
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 10:11 AM
He goes for the weak back, its over in 2 minutes.
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Don't forget what he did to Swede Johanson...
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:15 AM
He goes for the weak back, its over in 2 minutes.
my back isnt weak. I have to do something to it for it to hurt. It just hurts more once I do
west milly Tom
02-14-2009, 10:36 AM
Snoogans...he would bore him to death with some obscure sports references and then kick him after he fell asleep.
instrument
02-14-2009, 10:38 AM
Unless this is a fight via writing stuff on paper and taking a picture, snoogans doesn't stand a chance.
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:40 AM
THIS ISNT A MOVIE. He wins in movies cause its WRITTEN that way. I could beat the fuck out of clint eastwood if I was only allowed to use my right arm
midwestjeff
02-14-2009, 10:42 AM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jacord13/million-dollar-baby-screen-.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jacord13/million-dollar-baby-screen-.jpg
Snoogans has a great rack.
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:44 AM
Snoogans has a great rack.
almost as big as Hippo
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 10:50 AM
Clint was in the Army, and a plane he was on crashed into the Pacific.
He had to swim 3 miles to shore after the crash.
(Not a movie)...
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:51 AM
Clint was in the Army, and a plane he was on crashed into the Pacific.
He had to swim 3 miles to shore after the crash.
(Not a movie)...
50 years ago
He wasnt 78 when he did that
disneyspy
02-14-2009, 10:53 AM
clint would be all over snoogans like a spider monkey
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 10:54 AM
clint would be all over snoogans like a spider monkey
Heeeeey...!
King Hippos Bandaid
02-14-2009, 10:57 AM
Snoogans has the speed, if he can go for the old hip and legs, he can take Eastwood out
dont hurt him too much, he hasnt Deniroed his career
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 10:59 AM
Snoogans has the speed, if he can go for the old hip and legs, he can take Eastwood out
dont hurt him too much, he hasnt Deniroed his career
Finally a man who understand.
and I hope Clint is monitoring this thread.
Bring it OLD MAN. ILL KICK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU SO BAD YOU WILL BELIEVE YOU ARE DIRTY HARRY WHEN ITS OVER.
Shove a fuckin walker up your ass. Come with it Clint. You know where to find me MOAFUCKA
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 11:04 AM
Better get training.
Clint is...
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/eastwood_clint_training.jpg
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 11:27 AM
Better get training.
Clint is...
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/eastwood_clint_training.jpg
I didnt even know they had cameras that LONG AGO
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dh51rxXdjmE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dh51rxXdjmE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
NO CONTEST.
brettmojo
02-14-2009, 03:30 PM
I don't know, Eastwood couldn't even finish off Mad Dog Tannen. A real man doesn't let someone call them yellow and get away with it.
Clint was too much man for that wimp Mad Dog.
And anybody that can hold his own in a duet with Merle Haggard has to be bad ass.
(http://www.imeem.com/hotlips79/video/FXWOZZ1O/bar_room_buddies_clint_eastwood_merle_haggard_musi c_vid/)
Clint Eastwood
02-14-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm watching, waiting for the right time to strike.
Sleep well.....PUNK!
cougarjake13
02-14-2009, 04:36 PM
eastwood
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 04:41 PM
I can't believe there's no poll for this thread.
What a tragic mistake...
hammersavage
02-14-2009, 04:42 PM
I can't believe there's no poll for this thread.
What a tragic mistake...
FU creep.
It's like 36-2 Wood
BlackSpider
02-14-2009, 04:45 PM
FU creep.
It's like 36-2 Wood
Snoogans voted twice...???
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 07:31 PM
I will kill him if we ever fight. DONT MAKE ME KILL CLINT EASTWOOD
Snoogans
02-14-2009, 07:41 PM
Clint would win......I actually saw Snoogy get hit in the nuts with a softball and he fell over and cried like a little girl......Yea Clint!!!!!
I dont recall that ever happening
ecobag2
02-14-2009, 07:55 PM
Snoogans has a great rack.
Can't belive I just finished up to that.
brettmojo
02-14-2009, 08:24 PM
I will kill him if we ever fight. DONT MAKE ME KILL CLINT EASTWOOD
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2016/martybufordbr1.jpg
spoon
02-14-2009, 09:16 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread already happened.
Clint takes the fight.
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