Everybody act cool because my wife just blew my cover

[Judge Smails]

I'm drunk off my ass at a benefit for a friend with a brain tumor. After polishing off two bottles of wine I see that they have Fresca which I've actually never had in my life. Based on a recommendation in my birthday thread I grabbed one as a goof.

So, my wife asks why the hell I'm drinking it and I say: "Well you know I AM Judge Smails."

My brother-inlaw and sister-inlaw ask what that was all about and my wife tells them: "Oh, he listens to Ron and Fez and then he goes online and he's Judge Smails".

If they should follow up with that info. I suppose my modquotes alone would get me into a world of shit. And yes these ARE the parents of the Olive Garden niece. Someone remind me to beat my wife when I get home. How do you like that one inlaws?

[Friday]

:lol:

[JerseyRich]

What's the problem? You ARE judge smails.

[Gvac]

You just tell her you have Gvac, JerseyRich, Bossanova, DiabloSammich, and slew of internet weirdos on your side!

[hammersavage]

They're gonna have to learn of touching your sons jizz sooner or later.

[Judge Smails]

I just got a picture of myself with the offending Fresca. I'll post it when I get home. Seriously, who the hell drinks Fresca anymore? It takes like monkey piss.

[JerseyRich]

You just tell her you have Gvac, JerseyRich, Bossanova, DiabloSammich, and slew of internet weirdos on your side!

Nice job on leaving CyberSoldier, Pantera, CyyyyFyyyy, and Alice Fuzzbutt off that list...

That would freak her out.

[IMSlacker]

I just got a picture of myself with the offending Fresca. I'll post it when I get home. Seriously, who the hell drinks Fresca anymore? It takes like monkey piss.

I was just going to ask how you liked the Fresca. I actually like it quite a bit. Never tried monkey piss though.

[DiabloSammich]

Better than learn it here than out on the streets.

[sr71blackbird]

Women like to do stuff like that because they hope to break you of your posting habit, because it robs them of attention!

[disneyspy]

Turds! Double Turds!

[Bossanova]

At least you have never bragged about flashing young girls or touching your sons cum on the site......oh wait you have.


I feel a roll of dimes gripped tightly leaves the best welts on a face....Just a tip

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

The world needs ditch-diggers too, Spalding.

[underdog]

Time for a name change, sir!

[Judge Smails]

I'm up for a temporary name change. Suggestions?

[~Katja~]

I'm up for a temporary name change. Suggestions?

Fudge Smails

[Gvac]

I'm up for a temporary name change. Suggestions?

MonkeyPiss seems like the only logical choice at this point.

[Friday]

I'm up for a temporary name change. Suggestions?

wanna trade?

[midwestjeff]

JudgeNotSmails

[DiabloSammich]

I'veNeverHeardOfThisJudgeSmailsPersonYou'reTalking AboutButI'mSureHe'sATrueGentleman.


And start wearing a monacle and using a bad english accent.

[Coach]

You're just doin' "Charactahs".

[IMSlacker]

Ted Baxter

[lleeder]

I'veNeverHeardOfThisJudgeSmailsPersonYou'reTalking AboutButI'mSureHe'sATrueGentleman.


And start wearing a monacle and using a bad english accent.

Guy Incognito

[Judge Smails]

I just got home and in the car on the way I asked my wife why she would say that. She didn't get what the big deal was, so I had to explain that if they figured out what site I'm on they might see some embarrassing personal stuff I've posted. Appparently, this all came as shocking news to my wife who said maybe she'll need to check what I've been posting. I think I've got a shitstorm that's about to rain down on me. Wait till she sees the thread about the Dr. who stuck his finger in her asshole.

Oh, and a thank you to whoever cleaned up my modquotes, though at this point its probably all academic.

As promised, here's the picture. Maybe you can tell that I was pretty shitfaced.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010195.jpg?t=1234675954

[Fallon]

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[IMSlacker]

Time to come clean about the polar bear.

[Judge Smails]

Time to come clean about the polar bear.

Holy fucking shit I didn't even think of that!!!!

[Fallon]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6577/judgevi1.jpg

[Judge Smails]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6577/judgevi1.jpg


Bop, now it's mine!

Thank you, Fallon.

[joethebartender]

I'm up for a temporary name change. Suggestions?

I Christen thee, "The Flying Wasp"!

[sr71blackbird]

Oh man, you shoulnt have told her! You are in deep doodoo!

[drjoek]

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

[A.J.]

You don't molest collies do you?

[WampusCrandle]

wow wow wow wow...so you're telling us that you're name isn't Judge Smails? i can't believe this bomb shell ..... i need to consult with a holy man.

[Sue_Bender]

wow wow wow wow...so you're telling us that you're name isn't Judge Smails? i can't believe this bomb shell ..... i need to consult with a holy man.

Yeah, I thought EVERYONE used their real names, Wampus...

:glurps:

[mendyweiss]

I just got home and in the car on the way I asked my wife why she would say that. She didn't get what the big deal was, so I had to explain that if they figured out what site I'm on they might see some embarrassing personal stuff I've posted. Appparently, this all came as shocking news to my wife who said maybe she'll need to check what I've been posting. I think I've got a shitstorm that's about to rain down on me. Wait till she sees the thread about the Dr. who stuck his finger in her asshole.

Oh, and a thank you to whoever cleaned up my modquotes, though at this point its probably all academic.

As promised, here's the picture. Maybe you can tell that I was pretty shitfaced.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010195.jpg?t=1234675954


Hey professor, watch the cannoli

[SatCam]

Everybody act cool because my wife just blew my cover

Your wife should be most pissed about this thread. You, my friend, were the one who blew your cover :banning:

[Dude!]

Everybody act cool because my wife just blew my cover

Your wife should be most pissed about this thread. You, my friend, were the one who blew your cover :banning:

if he had substituted
ck
for
ver
he'd be in even more trouble

[boosterp]

Smails, you and Spy hurry and switch names.

[ecobag2]

Some coworkers, who tend to be a little gullible in the first place, have lurked my .net posts and think I enjoy the company of men. It's pretty funny.

The most closeted are the biggest proponents of this nonsense btw.

You're only hope is to ditch Smails and become EcoSmails3

[~Katja~]

Yeah, I thought EVERYONE used their real names, Wampus...

:glurps:

looks like you are losing weight Sue... are you feeling alright?

[drjoek]

I watched Caddyshack last night on AMC
Finally picked out Paulo O

[ToiletCrusher]

Meh, I hardly see this as a problem. Embrace your weirdness.

[Aggie]

Time to come clean about the polar bear.

That's the first thing I thought of! You shouldn't have tried to pass it off as the original. I hope she doesn't follow through. Time to start deflecting.

[Judge Smails]

That's the first thing I thought of! You shouldn't have tried to pass it off as the original. I hope she doesn't follow through. Time to start deflecting.

My wife was even more drunk than I was Saturday night and I honestly don't think she remembers anything about it as the topic has not come up since. I don't think she'll come snooping as she hasn't in the last four years since I've been posting and she's stated that she "can't stand that Ron and Fez and their sex-obsessed filth talking". Now, the inlaws are another story all together. I sure hope they realize that this is a LARPing site and that I'm just playing a character here and that all of the stories that I've posted are made up.

[Friday]

"can't stand that Ron and Fez and their sex-obsessed filth talking".

:unsure:

this is a LARPing site

:unsure:

[Judge Smails]

:unsure:


Ha ha ha ha! No one plays the clueless rube as well as you do Friday. I'm sure that someone checking the site for the first time would never be able to tell that you were actually a quantum physicist working on unraveling the secrets of dark matter. Oh well, I'd better get back in character and post a lascivious thread about teen girls.

[Friday]

Ha ha ha ha! No one plays the clueless rube as well as you do Friday. I'm sure that someone checking the site for the first time would never be able to tell that you were actually a quantum physicist working on unraveling the secrets of dark matter. Oh well, I'd better get back in character and post a lascivious thread about teen girls.

http://azdiamondhacks.mlblogs.com/diamondhacks/images/shhh.jpg

[SinA]

I just got home and in the car on the way I asked my wife why she would say that. She didn't get what the big deal was, so I had to explain that if they figured out what site I'm on they might see some embarrassing personal stuff I've posted. Apparently, this all came as shocking news to my wife who said maybe she'll need to check what I've been posting. I think I've got a shitstorm that's about to rain down on me. Wait till she sees the thread about the Dr. who stuck his finger in her asshole.

Oh, and a thank you to whoever cleaned up my modquotes, though at this point its probably all academic.

As promised, here's the picture. Maybe you can tell that I was pretty shitfaced.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/P1010195.jpg?t=1234675954

I'd be more embarrassed about that sweater.