Bedroom Weapons

[sr71blackbird]

Do you have weapons in your bedroom?
I just cleaned my room up and took count:
2 shotguns (one side by side and one single shot. Both 12 guage)
Two knives. A baseball bat. A bamboo striking staff. And a pistol that fires blanks.
What kind of weaponry (or not) do you keep near you during your most vulnerable condition?

I think I started this when my old apartment was broken into while I was asleep.

[Whiskeyportal]

my 9mm, a few knives, and my pitt weiner dog Ella.

[west milly Tom]

A D-mag lite sits no my night stand and I have a couple knives strategicly placed around the room.

[lleeder]

My hands.

[Hottub]

My cock.

[BlackSpider]

My hands.

My cock.

You two share a room...?

[Marc with a c]

lleeder's hands.

[epo]

A scented candle and a box of condoms.

[JerseyRich]

My razor sharp wit.

[Gvac]

A can of compressed air and a Bic lighter.

[STC-Dub]

Hottub's, no I can't do it. 2 dogs and 2 lamps.

[sr71blackbird]

For the ultimate protection, I can always pull the blankee over my head.

[PapaBear]

A wooden club, a buck knife, and my "I don't give a fuck" attitude.

[mendyweiss]

Got a scary monster lurking under the bed

[Chuck Norris]

weapons? pussys.

[west milly Tom]

weapons? pussys.


Best board character ever.

[boosterp]

I have a gun safe full and I do not like to discuss what I keep for security. I will say that I have special rounds for my pistol that are safe in an apartment but will kill on contact. I live in a safe are but you can never be too safe.

[~Katja~]

a vicious watch cat-dog

[Chip196]

SXS 16Ga Shotgun

[Snoogans]

a .40 and a 12 guage

[sailor]

amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as:


fear
surprise
ruthless efficiency
an almost fanatical devotion to the pope

[west milly Tom]

I have claymors set up around my perimeter.

[Knowledged_one]

The judge

[bubs]

.40 cal taurus, knife/brass knuckles, and a 8 in hunting knife
Im pretty sure ill never use any of them though

[disneyspy]

flannel sheets

[west milly Tom]

flannel sheets


pld scattered boxes of grape nuts.

[~Katja~]

flannel sheets

man you are making the old jokes real easy for Tom

[west milly Tom]

man you are making the old jokes real easy for Tom


Thanks for getting it.

[razorboy]

I've always had a problem with being a sleepwalker/sleeptalker. I remember when I was eleven or twelve my alarm was going off pretty loudly at around five a.m. in order to wake me up to go to swim practice. My Dad came in my room to try to get me to wake up and in my sleep I proceeded to rip my alarm clock out of the wall outlet and throw it with pretty decent velocity and accuracy (according to my Pop's recollection) at his head, leaving a small hole in my bedroom wall. Along with some other similar incidents after that, I've come to the conclusion that having a weapon within reaching distance of my bed may not be the best idea.

[denko]

a pistol

and some hockey sticks, which in the right hands can do some pretty good damage.

[Devo37]

pillow (for suffocating home invaders)
bedsheets (for strangling home invaders)
tv remote (to throw at home invaders to stun them, so that i can then suffocate or strangle them)

[brettmojo]

Three baseball bats and one English Bulldog.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have a wooden practice katana and a maglite.

[disneyspy]

i'm mutha fuckin jason borne with a flannel sheet,yo

[PapaBear]

I have a wooden practice katana and a maglite.
I keep my maglite between my two front seats in the car. People actually back up when I bring it out.

[TooLowBrow]

i have this
http://www.skytower.me.uk/wp-content/doll.jpg

[denko]

I keep my maglite between my two front seats in the car. People actually back up when I bring it out.


i picked up the 4 D-cell one about 9 years ago and still have it today. best light out there. i broke the spare bulb that came with it smashing ice chunks with it like three weeks ago. other than that its the best 14 dollars i ever spent.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

There's 5 knives and some chain in my room and the maglite in the truck.

[PapaBear]

i picked up the 4 D-cell one about 9 years ago and still have it today. best light out there. i broke the spare bulb that came with it smashing ice chunks with it like three weeks ago. other than that its the best 14 dollars i ever spent.
That's the same one I have. The only problem with it is if I try to use it when it's really cold outside. That thing will freeze your fingers off! I hear the ones with LED lights are good, too.

[Gvac]

pillow (for suffocating home invaders)
bedsheets (for strangling home invaders)
tv remote (to throw at home invaders to stun them, so that i can then suffocate or strangle them)



I must be getting sleepy because this has me giggling my ass off!

[underdog]

My wife.

[denko]

That's the same one I have. The only problem with it is if I try to use it when it's really cold outside. That thing will freeze your fingers off! I hear the ones with LED lights are good, too.

i got one, it wasn't made by maglite, but it was an LED. it was really bright and good for close range but i still prefer the original maglite.

when i first got the 4-cell i read it was water-proof so i chopped a hole in ice on the lake in front of my old house, turned it on and dropped it in the water for like 7 hrs and i came back, had to chop it out and it was still working.

[brettmojo]

i have this
http://www.skytower.me.uk/wp-content/doll.jpg
That's only a weapon if you've never washed it...


Eww.

[John Galt]

I have a crowbar under my side of the bed, and a small blade near the other side. My secret weapon, however, is a cactus by the window.

[midwestjeff]

What kind of shitty blow up doll is that?

It's mouth is closed and it doesn't have a pussy.
Might as well just have a wife.

[Slumbag]

None.
I live in the suburbs.

[Kris10]

I'm on the pill... do what you want in my bedroom.

[Chuck Norris]

I'm on the pill... do what you want in my bedroom.


MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I keep my maglite between my two front seats in the car. People actually back up when I bring it out.

I have another maglite in my truck which is the long police issue style. The boys in blue call it "The Last Line of Defense".

That is one bad mother.

[Kris10]

MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool.. a board character is into me! lol

[Chuck Norris]

I have another maglite in my truck which is the long police issue style. The boys in blue call it "The Last Line of Defense".

That is one bad mother.

Ahhh, the flashlight. AKA hippy mace

[MC Pee Pants]

Knife, I think thats the best way to go. It,s going to be dark in your room, the invader wont be familiar with the surroundings, and you can kill silently. Or maybe its the Puerto Rican in me.

[Coach]

Books.....

[made cummsies]

a 9mm P99 w/x400 light, softball bat and a killer schnauzer :)

[silks]

A trebuchet

[Farmer Dave]

.357 magnum and a variety of shot guns. and my dirty socks.

[A.J.]

amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as:


fear
surprise
ruthless efficiency
an almost fanatical devotion to the pope


Nicely done.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> my vicious pitbull dog...she is lazy....hope the robber brings food to get her up

[boosterp]

<font color="deeppink"> my vicious pitbull dog...she is lazy....hope the robber brings food to get her up

I'll be right over.

[ecobag2]

I've come to the conclusion that having a weapon within reaching distance of my bed may not be the best idea.

Certainly not the best thing for your Pop.

I must be getting sleepy because this has me giggling my ass off!

Nicely done.

Sailor's was my favorite. I was surprised no notice was taken till about 60 posts.

Coming upstairs is a chokepoint. I'd do well with a good boot with some follow up. Come to think of it... a short 12 gauge with a nice wide pattern would put anything to rest. Since all hell's likely to break loose soon, maybe I'll work on defenses. I'd love an AR.

[Jujubees2]

My wife

[Aggie]

I have my russian .380 makarov always at the ready. Beware. I'm getting a shotgun soon and I keep a golf club in there as well just in case.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/387495719_4aba77bdca.jpg?v=0

[Melrapuo]

Two baseball bats. Both wooden, and electronically signed by the 1999 and 2000 Yankees Team Roster.

[brettmojo]

My wife
Yeah, I'm flinging my chick at any home invaders too before I bolt outta' there.

[Aggie]

Don't look at him wrong. He'll bite your hands and face off!

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[underdog]

My wife.

My wife

Our wives better hope no one breaks in.

[Farmer Dave]

I have my russian .380 makarov always at the ready. Beware. I'm getting a shotgun soon and I keep a golf club in there as well just in case.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/387495719_4aba77bdca.jpg?v=0

I think my cock just twitched a bit, in a good way.

[Jujubees2]

Our wives better hope no one breaks in.

au contraire - I pity the fool that breaks in while my wife is studying for her comps. She'll bore him to death.

[sr71blackbird]

Now that more people are losing jobs and the economy is tanking, thefts and home invasions will likely rise. It is a good time to stock up on weapons to protect yourself and loved ones from intruders. A simple baseball bat is a highly effective way to keep someone more than arms distance away.

[lleeder]

Now that more people are losing jobs and the economy is tanking, thefts and home invasions will likely rise. It is a good time to stock up on weapons to protect yourself and loved ones from intruders. A simple baseball bat is a highly effective way to keep someone more than arms distance away.

So's a well placed front kick.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Unless you're getting invaded by Super Mario, a well timed Hadoken will fuck 'em up easy.

[Snoogans]

http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/moss_50580.jpg
and
http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/wal_p99.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

a 40oz and a 12 pack

me too
:drunk:

[John Galt]

Now that more people are losing jobs and the economy is tanking, thefts and home invasions will likely rise. It is a good time to stock up on weapons to protect yourself and loved ones from intruders. A simple baseball bat is a highly effective way to keep someone more than arms distance away.

Not only that, but make sure to tuck away some cash in case the banks collapse. I had a nice wad stored away in a tupperware container in a cabinet. Then I got paranoid too many people knew about it, so I moved the cash into a different container in a different cabinet. Mind you, I never have people over. And now all of you know...excuse me.

[Sarge]

Baretta 9000S .40 caliberhttp://www.beretta.com/dati/ContentManager/images/Dettagli%20Pistole/A9000S-CO2_dett1.jpg

[underdog]

http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spoon.jpg

[Thomas Merton]

amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as:


fear
surprise
ruthless efficiency
an almost fanatical devotion to the pope



HA "No one expects the Spanish Inquistition!"

[weekapaugjz]

As denko has stated, I also have a few hockey sticks. I can't wait to have some money to buy a glock though.

[Gvac]

As denko has stated, I also have a few hockey sticks. I can't wait to have some money to buy a glock though.

Puh-leeze.

You're a goalie.

Those are oars.

[BlackSpider]

First...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Glock.jpg


And second...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/MP15.jpg

lines of defense.

[Snoogans]

First...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Glock.jpg


And second...

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/MP15.jpg

lines of defense.

I see somebody enjoys carrying around his handgun

[Misteriosa]

a baseball bat, a tanjo stick, and a smelly old cat.

[WampusCrandle]

3 bats, 2 20 gauges, 3 12 gauges, a fishing pole, and my arms

[BronxJohnny]

A switch blade, 2 baseball bats, a Samuri Sword, razor blade and a cross. Not messing with Black Spider aKa Paul Kersey, wow man your ready for anything.

[BlackSpider]

A switch blade, 2 baseball bats, a Samuri Sword, razor blade and a cross. Not messing with Black Spider aKa Paul Kersey, wow man your ready for anything.

Glad I didn't name all my weapons.
That's just the tip of the icebird...

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I'd love do dig an intruder's eye ball out with one of these babies...

http://dgs.greenhome.com/prodpix/te_spork_detail.jpg

[underdog]

I'd love to dig an intruder's eye ball out with one of these babies...

http://phineasgage.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/070617chimp.jpg

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

in most cases that would be the intruder :help:

[GameRelatedSig]

I leave one of these guys in the room at all times...

http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/2007-11-29-chainsaw-bear.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Puh-leeze.

You're a goalie.

Those are oars.

You'd be crying for your mother after I was done with you.

[PapaBear]

A local kid didn't need bedroom weapons the day before yesterday. This 20 year old and his 19 year old chick woke up to find a knife wielding intruder standing in their bedroom. This kid grabbed the knife BY THE BLADE and fought with him. They think the intruder was stabbed when they fell to the floor, because he was holding his side when he ran out. Kudos, kiddo!:clap:

[ecobag2]

I see somebody enjoys carrying around his handgun

Come Snoogans to PA

Come to the dark side.

[denko]

A switch blade, 2 baseball bats, a Samuri Sword, razor blade and a cross. Not messing with Black Spider aKa Paul Kersey, wow man your ready for anything.


vampires have to be invited in, don't they?

add a mossberg pump action pistol grip 12 to my list. just picked itr up yesterdat. going out back to pop her cherry after breakfast.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/kutzro357/Mos.jpg

[denko]

As denko has stated, I also have a few hockey sticks. I can't wait to have some money to buy a glock though.

a goalie, eh? thats kinda funny because one of my sticks is a paddle

remember these?

http://www.harrowsports.com/ProductThumbs/3CurtisCurveComposite.jpg

[biggestmexi]

fo five

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/AaronsPIc001-1.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/biggestmexi/AaronsPIc002-1.jpg

[Snoogans]

vampires have to be invited in, don't they?

add a mossberg pump action pistol grip 12 to my list. just picked itr up yesterdat. going out back to pop her cherry after breakfast.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/kutzro357/Mos.jpg

same shottie i roll with. Fuckin nasty, aint it

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I leave one of these guys in the room at all times...

http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/2007-11-29-chainsaw-bear.jpg

A grizzly bear with a chainsaw? Now that's what i call a killing machine!!

[denko]

same shottie i roll with. Fuckin nasty, aint it

fuck yea! i was ripping slugs with it all morning, a little buck shot but its was all slugs for the most part. i fucking love it. we were shooting at melons and when you hit them the literally explode. it was awesome. i feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch on the wrong end of that gun.

and i'd be lying if i said i didn't feel like a bad ass walking down the street with it to get into the woods. god bless america...

[weekapaugjz]

a goalie, eh? thats kinda funny because one of my sticks is a paddle

remember these?

http://www.harrowsports.com/ProductThumbs/3CurtisCurveComposite.jpg

ugh. the christian curve. i had that stick once. i hated it.

[sr71blackbird]

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[denko]

ugh. the christian curve. i had that stick once. i hated it.

yea, my old man bought it because he had some serious man love for andy moog back in the early 90's. i just took it from him becuase i felt like he owed me something. so i took his precious goalie stick.