Once I Climbed The Empire State Building...

[Gvac]

...on the outside!

Made it all the way to the top!

I swear!

Just like King Kong. :smoke:

[spankyfrank]

Bulllllllllllllshit!!!

[Bossanova]

Did you rescue spoon

[Gmann]

Shenanigans!!!!

[Gvac]

No, it's true!

And one time when I was in Florida I had to wrestle an alligator to save a mother and her small child.

True story!

[spankyfrank]

I'm sorry i just don't believe you, ive een through it before with your lies

[Gvac]

No, it's true! Honest!

One time I was camping in the Catskill Mountains in New York State and a bear came into my tent. I know you're supposed to play dead but I went right at that son of a bitch! He tried to claw and bite me but I was too agile and evasive. I landed a few solid blows on his snout and he took off!

[spankyfrank]

Nope false

[TheMojoPin]

I believe your magic is real.

[razorboy]

Gvac>Davey Crockett?

[spankyfrank]

Just call me Doubting Thomas, because I find his stories a little hard to swallow

[RhinoinMN]

That's nothing. I saved an oriental family who fell through the ice. They slipped under and I broke through with my bare hands and carried them one by one for 3 miles in -35F temps. They are alive and well. They cook food for me every weekend and it is fantastic.

[WampusCrandle]

That's nothing. I saved an oriental family who fell through the ice. They slipped under and I broke through with my bare hands and carried them one by one for 3 miles in -35F temps. They are alive and well. They cook food for me every weekend and it is fantastic.

though a great story, you must stay on topic, which is that Gvac is a hero

[razorboy]

Just call me Doubting Thomas, because I find his stories a little hard to swallow

Do you need to feel his wounds? I heard he's too fast to be injured, but even if he ever was he has superhuman healing abilities.

[Ritalin]

I pitched a no hitter on acid.

[TooLowBrow]

...on the outside!

Made it all the way to the top!

I swear!

Just like King Kong. :smoke:

the place has doors... and elevators

[Marc with a c]

i climbed it twice.

[Gmann]

Each lie he tells breaks my heart a little bit more.

[~Katja~]

...on the outside!

Made it all the way to the top!

I swear!

Just like King Kong. :smoke:

I believe it
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/292236074_904a41b5f6.jpg
looks advanced over King Kong

and so much lighter

http://posterwire.com/wp-content/images/king_kong_teaser.jpg

[Devo37]

One time i was gonna parachute off the top of the Empire State Building, but there were too many cops around, cuz some a$$hole was climbing up the outside of it like King Kong.

[Gvac]

Last week I was on line at the bank and a would be robber came in. He brandished a gun and ordered everyone to lie down on the floor. Everyone complied, except me.

I stared him in the eye and asked him if he really thought this was a good idea. He screamed at me "Shut the fuck up and get down!" I charged him, took his weapon away, and held him until the police showed up.

I asked the local media to keep it out of the papers, and begged the cops to be lenient on this man. I know how bad the current economy is and how desperate a man can become.

[spankyfrank]

You are lying again my friend

[Marc with a c]

was spoon the robber?

[~Katja~]

Last week I was on line at the bank and a would be robber came in. He brandished a gun and ordered everyone to lie down on the floor. Everyone complied, except me.

I stared him in the eye and asked him if he really thought this was a good idea. He screamed at me "Shut the fuck up and get down!" I charged him, took his weapon away, and held him until the police showed up.

I asked the local media to keep it out of the papers, and begged the cops to be lenient on this man. I know how bad the current economy is and how desperate a man can become.

I hope you set your DVR from your phone while all this went down

[Gvac]

When I was driving home from work today a man was on the side of the road changing his flat tire. He was on a decline and it was very, very windy. Just as I was passing him, his car slipped off the jack and pinned him beneath the vehicle.

I pulled over immediately, ran out of my truck, and instinctively lifted the vehicle off of him!

Amazing what an adrenaline rush can do.

[spankyfrank]

Sigh its sad you need to feel like lying to impress us when you have a magnificent goatee already

[mikeyboy]

...on the outside!

Made it all the way to the top!

I swear!

Just like King Kong. :smoke:

It must be that monchichi blood.

[IMSlacker]

When I was driving home from work today a man was on the side of the road changing his flat tire. He was on a decline and it was very, very windy. Just as I was passing him, his car slipped off the jack and pinned him beneath the vehicle.

I pulled over immediately, ran out of my truck, and instinctively lifted the vehicle off of him!

Amazing what an adrenaline rush can do.

Don't make Gvac angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/wallpaper/oldshows/hulk/bill-bixby.jpg

[~Katja~]

It must be that monchichi blood.

hey that was my joke... kinda

[mikeyboy]

hey that was my joke... kinda

I guess I should have read the whole thread before responding.

[Marc with a c]

I guess I should have read the whole thread before responding.

you just been hippwnd.

[Gvac]

I'm leaving this weekend for a 3 week vacation to the Himalayas.

Ever since the first time I climbed Mount Everest I've been dying to do it again!

[~Katja~]

I guess I should have read the whole thread before responding.

I actually scrolled up if it had been done before AFTER I posted it...lol

[spankyfrank]

You've only climbed a 5ft ladder

[TooLowBrow]

I'm leaving this weekend for a 3 week vacation to the Himalayas.

Ever since the first time I climbed Mount Everest I've been dying to do it again!

i'm just glad you saved those sherpas last time

[disneyspy]

this one time,at band camp,i stuck a trumpet up my ass and farted,it made a funny sound,we all laffed hard

[DiabloSammich]

So far I have believed everything that Gvac has told me.

[Ritalin]

I'm leaving this weekend for a 3 week vacation to the Himalayas.

Ever since the first time I climbed Mount Everest I've been dying to do it again!

In Russia Mount Everest climb you!

[Gvac]

Damn it...gotta run.

The CIA just called me and they need my help solving a case. I don't mind helping out, but sometimes it's just so inconvenient!

[~Katja~]

Damn it...gotta run.

The CIA just called me and they need my help solving a case. I don't mind helping out, but sometimes it's just so inconvenient!

maybe you will run into spoon at the crime scene
good luck!

[underdog]

I'm pretty sure none of this is true.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm pretty sure none of this is true.

no, its all true! i saw it all in the Gvac video hall of fame.

[keithy_19]

One time I was at a GG Allin poetry reading and GG got very angry and grabbed me by my hair and forced me onto the stage. He unzipped his pants and I struggled to be free but I couldn't. Luckily for me, Gvac came barrelling through the door and beat the shit out of GG. Then he scooped me up and took me into his make shift helicopter and showed me the wonders of the city from above!

He dropped me off at my house in New Jersey and tusseled my hair and told me not to hang with such a bad crowd. Then he flew off into the sunset.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm pretty sure none of this is true.

Are you Gvatheist?

[WampusCrandle]

Are you Gvatheist?

i will be soon. come join the church, wont you?

[Ritalin]

Are you Gvatheist?

nope.

gvagnostic

[hedges]

He has religiouosity. Or does he just have super powers. Or is this all shite.

[keithy_19]

Now

Then

[hedges]

A little premature posting Keithy.

[keithy_19]

A little premature posting Keithy.

Ya know, I would expect better of you than changing what you posted just to make me look like a fool.

[hedges]

Keithy, I started editing my mistake right after realizing it had been done, before you had posted. I didn't know you had posted before I had finished editing. At that point what was I supposed to do?

[keithy_19]

Keithy, I started editing my mistake right after realizing it had been done, before you had posted. I didn't know you had posted before I had finished editing. At that point what was I supposed to do?

Take it like a man?

[hedges]

Take it like a man?


Keithy I was asking you what I could have done at that point so you wouldn't have felt slighted, and you tell me to take it like a man, c'mon.

[A.J.]

Damn it...gotta run.

The CIA just called me and they need my help solving a case. I don't mind helping out, but sometimes it's just so inconvenient!

They want to utilize your mountain climbing/survival skills to find bin Ladin and Zawahiri?

[EliSnow]

Once, I read every post in doug's HolyShitHolyShit thread.

[RhinoinMN]

Once, I read every post in doug's HolyShitHolyShit thread.

That is a major accomplishment.

[ToiletCrusher]

One time, I ate the whole thing.

[RhinoinMN]

I heard about a guy who annihilated a bathroom at a mexican restaurant. It was so bad, he got a nickname for it.

[disneyspy]

i heard about this guy that was so horny,he'd fuck anything,they called him rhino,i think he lives in wisconsin

[Gvac]

Man, what a day!

While doing a sales call I heard a woman screaming from a 5th floor walk-up apartment. Apparently there was a fire and her path to the door was blocked. To make matters worse, she had a dog, a cat, and a baby in there with her.

There was no time to wait for the fire department. I scaled the outside of the building (the fire escapes looked rusty and unsafe), put the woman on my back, the dog in one arm, the cat in the other, and I held the infant by the scruff of the neck with my teeth. Obviously I couldn't scale back down (my hands were full - literally) so I did the only thing I could.

I jumped.

Luckily there was an old mattress on the ground which someone had put out for garbage. It perfectly cushioned our fall, and we all escaped unscathed.

I'm just glad to be home now.

[Ritalin]

Man, what a day!

While doing a sales call I heard a woman screaming from a 5th floor walk-up apartment. Apparently there was a fire and her path to the door was blocked. To make matters worse, she had a dog, a cat, and a baby in there with her.

There was no time to wait for the fire department. I scaled the outside of the building (the fire escapes looked rusty and unsafe), put the woman on my back, the dog in one arm, the cat in the other, and I held the infant by the scruff of the neck with my teeth. Obviously I couldn't scale back down (my hands were full - literally) so I did the only thing I could.

I jumped.

Luckily there was an old mattress on the ground which someone had put out for garbage. It perfectly cushioned our fall, and we all escaped unscathed.

I'm just glad to be home now.

Smelling like a used mattress. Filthy.

Now you're all pissy and bedbuggy.

[RhinoinMN]

Man, what a day!

While doing a sales call I heard a woman screaming from a 5th floor walk-up apartment. Apparently there was a fire and her path to the door was blocked. To make matters worse, she had a dog, a cat, and a baby in there with her.

There was no time to wait for the fire department. I scaled the outside of the building (the fire escapes looked rusty and unsafe), put the woman on my back, the dog in one arm, the cat in the other, and I held the infant by the scruff of the neck with my teeth. Obviously I couldn't scale back down (my hands were full - literally) so I did the only thing I could.

I jumped.

Luckily there was an old mattress on the ground which someone had put out for garbage. It perfectly cushioned our fall, and we all escaped unscathed.

I'm just glad to be home now.

Why did you hold the infant with your teeth and not the cat? Savage. You're no hero.

[Gvac]

Smelling like a used mattress. Filthy.

Now you're all pissy and bedbuggy.

Oh trust me, buddy...I was just as grossed out as you are. I just got out of the shower. It couldn't come soon enough!


Why did you hold the infant with your teeth and not the cat? Savage. You're no hero.

Apparently you've forgotten just how delicious babies are.

[RhinoinMN]

Oh trust me, buddy...I was just as grossed out as you are. I just got out of the shower. It couldn't come soon enough!




Apparently you've forgotten just how delicious babies are.

Not the ones that live on the fifth floor of a walk up apartment.

[Gvac]

Not the ones that live on the fifth floor of a walk up apartment.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee269/fragizzle72/racist.jpg

[Furtherman]

Once I.... no.... the world is not ready.

[Gvac]

It was unseasonably warm this morning, and even though it was drizzling I felt like enjoying the day and getting some exercise. I figured a nice walk through Central Park would do the trick, but I didn't want to drive into the city on a Sunday. I came up with the perfect solution, however; I took a cab to the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge, did a perfect dive into the Hudson, and swam over!

What an exhilarating experience!

[Marc with a c]

did you jack lalanne sully's plane out while you were in there?

[Gvac]

did you jack lalanne sully's plane out while you were in there?

It was a little too far downstream, but I would have gladly done it.

Next weekend I plan on swimming to Greenland.