Wanna free Quiznos sub?

[Tall_James]

While not as cool as the Guinness bar towel fiasco, a sammich is always nicer when its toasted and free.

http://www.millionsubs.com/Reg.php?x=1

[Tenbatsuzen]

While not as cool as the Guinness bar towel fiasco, a sammich is always nicer when its toasted and free.

http://www.millionsubs.com/Reg.php?x=1

Whenever you offer free things, people die.

[Tall_James]

Whenever you offer free things, people die.

Ain't that a bitch? Still, the subs are tasty.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ain't that a bitch? Still, the subs are tasty.

Take this sub, but beware it carries a terrible curse!

[Marc with a c]

i've only been to quiznos once. i chatted up some broad and ended up making love to her. i should probably go back.

[Gvac]

i've only been to quiznos once. i chatted up some broad and ended up making love to her. i should probably go back.

When was this...1957?

[Tall_James]

i've only been to quiznos once. i chatted up some broad and ended up making love to her. i should probably go back.

SEE? This is what I'm talking about. Free subs and random sexual encounters.

[hammersavage]

You can brag about bangin' a fast food retard now?

[Marc with a c]

When was this...1957?

quiznos wasn't even invented in the 1950s

[Tenbatsuzen]

When was this...1957?

Figured you'd feel right at home.

[WampusCrandle]

i'll take the free sandwich if it comes with a complimentary cola and diaper to shit myself on the way home. they may be good, but my bowels can't contain that sandwich for longer than an hour.

[Tall_James]

i'll take the free sandwich if it comes with a complimentary cola and diaper to shit myself on the way home. they may be good, but my bowels can't contain that sandwich for longer than an hour.

You can get a bag of chips cooked in Olestra there. That'll really make it shoot through you.

[Recyclerz]

i've only been to quiznos once. i chatted up some broad and ended up making love to her. i should probably go back.

Not a bad story but the guy going to the time-warp McDonalds in the Australian Outback is still better.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Interestingly enough, when I worked for a restaurant delivery company, a girl at a Subway had a crush on me too. Of course, because I was a total pussy, I didn't act on it even though I had a green light from here to the end of the fixin's bar.

[WampusCrandle]

You can get a bag of chips cooked in Olestra there. That'll really make it shoot through you.

I can't wait for my asshole to be ripped through!

[Gvac]

I'm in!

It's been months since I shat myself.

[Tall_James]

Interestingly enough, when I worked for a restaurant delivery company, a girl at a Subway had a crush on me too. Of course, because I was a total pussy, I didn't act on it even though I had a green light from here to the end of the fixin's bar.

Such a stud. I bet all the girls manning the fryolater thought you were quite the catch in your Member's Only jacket.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Such a stud. I bet all the girls manning the fryolater thought you were quite the catch in your Member's Only jacket.

I actually had to wear a bowtie. It was awful, but I made good money. I think.

[Tall_James]

I'm in!

It's been months since I shat myself.

Perhaps Dr. Steve can answer another fecal related question from you on his show!

[Gvac]

Perhaps Dr. Steve can answer another fecal related question from you on his show!

I think I've finally found my niche!

[Tall_James]

I actually had to wear a bowtie. It was awful, but I made good money. I think.

Yeah.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/1017678128_d74033ec36.jpg?v=0

[silks]

I once shit out a sandwich in its entirety after eating there. Never again.

[underdog]

Interestingly enough, when I worked for a restaurant delivery company, a girl at a Subway had a crush on me too. Of course, because I was a total pussy, I didn't act on it even though I had a green light from here to the end of the fixin's bar.

There's nothing interesting about this story.

[Tenbatsuzen]

There's nothing interesting about this story.

I know Marc, Snoogans, and I set the gold standard for being dicks on this board, but if you try a little harder, maybe you can reach your goal one day.

[hammersavage]

Since when is Marc a dick. He seems like such a nice fella.

[Marc with a c]

I know Marc, Snoogans, and I set the gold standard for being dicks on this board, but if you try a little harder, maybe you can reach your goal one day.

oh no. please tell me others don't put me in the same category as you and that internet wigger.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nice, a free sub is a free sub


but no free dessert, dessert is part of the meal

[hammersavage]

I once shit out a sandwich in its entirety after eating there. Never again.

So what. GVac ate at an Applebee's once and shit on the way home.

Seriously.

[TooLowBrow]

it seems to me that by now there has to be a youtube video of a guy dressing up in different costumes and getting multiple free items of food on 'one free (whatever) day'


do these videos exist or did i just invent something?

[WampusCrandle]

I know Marc, Snoogans, and I set the gold standard for being dicks on this board, but if you try a little harder, maybe you can reach your goal one day.

i thought you all set the standard for sucking dick ... i guess im confused.

[Tenbatsuzen]

oh no. please tell me others don't put me in the same category as you and that internet wigger.

Bitch, how do you think I feel about being lumped in with Cuckold of the Year and Snoogans?

[Marc with a c]

Bitch, how do you think I feel about being lumped in with Cuckold of the Year and Snoogans?

you're the one lumping. i just wish i wasn't involved.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i just wish i wasn't involved.

Of course you do. Then you smoke a cigarette and call her back.

[Marc with a c]

Of course you do. Then you smoke a cigarette and call her back.

her brother likes me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

her brother likes me.

So make out with him then.

[Tall_James]

It's all about the free diarrhea-inducing free sammiches people! Remember, they're only giving away a million of these things.

[west milly Tom]

Steak house beef is my favorite chain sandwich ever.

[underdog]

I know Marc, Snoogans, and I set the gold standard for being dicks on this board, but if you try a little harder, maybe you can reach your goal one day.

You really like putting yourself together with people you have nothing in common with.

[Tall_James]

You really like putting yourself together with people you have nothing in common with.

They're kind of like "The A-Team". Marc has to be "Face" though.

[A.J.]

Someone else can have mine.

[Freitag]

They're kind of like "The A-Team". Marc has to be "Face" though.

That's OK. Snoogans can be B.A. and I'll be Hannibal. We'll spring Reeshy from Vacationland and we'll be set.

[boosterp]

Yeah.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/1017678128_d74033ec36.jpg?v=0

1996 Matty

[Dougie Brootal]

I know Marc, Snoogans, and I set the gold standard for sucking dicks on this board, but if you try a little harder, maybe you can reach your goal one day.

ew.