When I drink I.....

[ToiletCrusher]

Open up. For better or for worse. I do it.

You?

[drjoek]

TC maybe its time to take a knee

[Friday]

i wear wigs in chat

[ToiletCrusher]

i wear wigs in chat

and I silly hats.

[Friday]

TC maybe its time to take a knee

maybe it's time for you to have a cocktail, Judgy McJudgerson. :bye:

[weekapaugjz]

TC maybe its time to take a knee

don't listen to him, crusher!

[disneyspy]

break out in handcuffs

[drjoek]

That's not what I was trying to say Sorry TC, you know I'm a big fan.
The threads were getting out of hand. I feel for ya pal.

[ToiletCrusher]

That's not what I was trying to say Sorry TC, you know I'm a big fan.
The threads were getting out of hand. I feel for ya pal.

I thought some were good. Avoid my new one in Games and Sports.

[underdog]

Post too much to Ron and Fez.

I like getting drunk because its the only time I turn off my internal filters.

[weekapaugjz]

Post too much to Ron and Fez.

I like getting drunk because its the only time I turn off my internal filters.

drunk underdog = good times.

[Hottub]

pee.

[boosterp]

get silly (er).

[ToiletCrusher]

Also, apparently I hang out at the public library with pop bottles filled with mixed drinks.


And, yes I said pop.

[Jughead]

I call Tub right when he is trying to settle the kids down:wallbash:

[Friday]

:lol:

i was wondering how you were on here so late!

props on the library shadiness!! :D

[Bob Impact]

maintain.

I don't know that I have any weird quirks when I drink.

[Gvac]

Alcohol is for the weak.

[Bob Impact]

Alcohol is for the weak.
Then I'm Weaky McWeakSauce

[weekapaugjz]

maintain.

I don't know that I have any weird quirks when I drink.

im the same way. unless i get really drunk, one of my eyes likes to close. i call it the monocle.

[Ruined Bit]

don't ruin things.

[brettmojo]

I wanna' take off my clothes.

[ToiletCrusher]

Alcohol is for the weak.

When I drink to excess I... should be the name of the thread. Where's an overpaid mod when I need help?

[WampusCrandle]

when i drink, i drink more, and smoke more ... i also act like Ralph Kramden

[Freakshow]

maybe it's time for you to have a cocktail, Judgy McJudgerson. :bye:

You say I drink too much, well baby that's just tough--
I've been thinking--you don't drink enough?

[underdog]

drunk underdog = good times.

I hope I don't pull a lleeder when I finally go to a ronfez.net event.

[Ritalin]

This thread made me open a bottle of wine.

[epo]

Stay generally the same until I reach a point in which it is painfully obviously that I am hammered.

If only you saw those moments.....

[MC Pee Pants]

do coke. what?

[styckx]

Respond to threads like this

[made cummsies]

when I drink not much bad happens....if I drink and take a xanax I'll piss the bed

[A.J.]

...want to watch the game in peace.

[boosterp]

when I drink not much bad happens....if I drink and take a xanax I'll piss the bed

Drink and take my klonopin I snore and run into walls if I try to get up and take a piss.

[mikeyboy]

...watch late night television I otherwise wouldn't care about.

[Yosammity]

... am much more charming and attractive.

[joethebartender]

When I drink I...

...feel all the muscles of my body thaw as I listen to the hum of every neuron in my brain coming to life, firing and chatting across their synapses.

Do you think I have a problem?
:help:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Alcohol is for the weak.Praise the Lord.

[Furtherman]

When I drink I..... behave like a gentlemen.

Although I may.... may... laugh a little too loud.

[RhinoinMN]

I try to lick my nipples.

[KingModem]

...try to get away with peeing outside, even though I have two bathrooms inside.

[Mullenax]

smoke and feel slutty.

[west milly Tom]

Think I'm the funniest guy in the room.

[made cummsies]

Drink and take my klonopin I snore and run into walls if I try to get up and take a piss.
klonopin...there's something not for the faint of heart

I was on a business trip a few years back and went out drinking with the boys. Can't remember who produced the bottle but someone brought it out when I was bitching I couldn't get a decent sleep in the hotel. I took one to go and when I staggered into my room later that night I downed it with a few bottles of whatever piss poor scotch would have been in the minibar. Last thing I remember is dialing up a pay-per-view movie and promptly passing out. Next morning I wake up and make my way to the bathroom to go for a pee. As I pass the door I notice an envelope on the floor. Normal that they slide a copy of the bill under your door if you're checking out that morning but was still scheduled to stay another few nights. I take the envelope and as I sit down on the shitter open it and start reading....

Dear Mr. Cummsies

Please do not be alarmed. (1) Unfortunately despite numerous attempts to call your room and to knock on your door we were unable to reach you and had to cut the security chain to gain access to your room. The guests in the room adjacent to yours had called the hotel operator complaining about the excessive volume of your television (2) and we were compelled to take action and correct the situation. When you leave for the day please call the front desk so our maintenance department can make the necessary repairs.

Please don't hesitate to contact myself or any of the management team if you have questions or comments.

Regards,


blah blah blah


1) if a letter starts "please do not be alarmed" you're going to be alarmed.
2) I checked the bill on the TV that evening and I was more then a little embarrassed to see that the movie I had ordered was porn....I can just imagine some poor old couple in the next room trying to sleep as some heinous noises were being made by some chick getting sodomized.

I could just see the poor fucker who drew the short straw and had to break into my room to turn off the TV and make sure I wasn't dead. I snore at the best of times and its worse when I'm drunk so I'm guess I was probably quite the site sprawled out on the bed and maybe with my hand down my shorts if I managed to watch any of the porn. Never did stay at that hotel again :unsure:

[boosterp]

Damn Cummsies, that is fucking nuts. If I plan to drink more than 2-3 beers I will not go near it because of the blackout crap. Prior to Klonopin I took Xanax which has a shorter effect and was less of an issue. My body became use to the Xanax and I had to move up to Klonopin for my anxiety and being in the medical field I knew instantly not what to do.

I certainly feel for you bro.

[ToiletCrusher]

sit in my hallway to get an internet signal.

[Contra]

My bladder turns to the size of a peanut.

[Drunky McBetidont]

don't shake or see spiders on my forearms.

[Jughead]

My bladder turns to the size of a peanut.

:lol: X2

[Greyer]

Send texts. Its not until the next day I realize I did something strange based on the responses

[Freakshow]

do my Zoidberg impression...

[yojimbo7248]

klonopin...there's something not for the faint of heart

I was on a business trip a few years back and went out drinking with the boys. Can't remember who produced the bottle but someone brought it out when I was bitching I couldn't get a decent sleep in the hotel. I took one to go and when I staggered into my room later that night I downed it with a few bottles of whatever piss poor scotch would have been in the minibar. Last thing I remember is dialing up a pay-per-view movie and promptly passing out. Next morning I wake up and make my way to the bathroom to go for a pee. As I pass the door I notice an envelope on the floor. Normal that they slide a copy of the bill under your door if you're checking out that morning but was still scheduled to stay another few nights. I take the envelope and as I sit down on the shitter open it and start reading....




1) if a letter starts "please do not be alarmed" you're going to be alarmed.
2) I checked the bill on the TV that evening and I was more then a little embarrassed to see that the movie I had ordered was porn....I can just imagine some poor old couple in the next room trying to sleep as some heinous noises were being made by some chick getting sodomized.

I could just see the poor fucker who drew the short straw and had to break into my room to turn off the TV and make sure I wasn't dead. I snore at the best of times and its worse when I'm drunk so I'm guess I was probably quite the site sprawled out on the bed and maybe with my hand down my shorts if I managed to watch any of the porn. Never did stay at that hotel again :unsure:

this story is hilarious and reminds me of a couple of nights on business trips. I wish I had invested in hotel pay for view porn years ago.

[Drunky McBetidont]

about to try "klassiek" lager. imported from holland. i bet it sucks. let you know in a sec.

[Drunky McBetidont]

it is in a green bottle and has a hint of the skunk, but not overpowering. smooth drinkability with little after taste, @ 5.99 / 6 pk bottles i have to endorse this beer. :thumbup: two thumbs, way up.

[yojimbo7248]

I always get out the Dylan when I get drunk. Don't know why. I love Dylan but like tons of other music. I also go for Blood on the Tracks - Rolling Thunder era stuff. I could (and have) listen to Hard Rain over and over when I am drunk.

[Drunky McBetidont]

making two southwest eggrolls to go along with the six lagers. i'll be loaded soon.

[ToiletCrusher]

sleep, i mean pass out on camera.

[TjM]

I end up listening to more music and then inevitably I end up talking about how much I miss my mom and dad. It's kind of pathetic