Piss or Sleep?

[sr71blackbird]

I can't believe I had this debate with with myself. I am laying in bed at 5:00 in the morning on a Saturday, debating if I should get out of my warm bed to piss, or to stay in bed and hope the feeling subsides!

After 20 minutes of being awake thinking about it and glancing at my clock a hudred times, I decide to get out of bed and piss, post about it on my Blackberry and go back to sleep.
Anyone else ever have this insane debate?

[landarch]

I decided long ago that in this situation, you don't want the best of both worlds. No one likes a bed of warm piss.

[KidNothing]

i agree. Piss quick and run back.....you dont want a soggy and stinky bed.

[OGC]

As I get older,my bladder is becoming a better alarm clock. On days that I don't have to go to work, I'll try to get up before it is too light, do my business, and get back to bed.

[GreatAmericanZero]

im a light sleeper and i usually wake up in the wee hours of the morning to wee. im used to it at this point, just get the piss over with

now my dog has this new thing where, when i get up to piss, when i come back shes laying on my pillow so i have to move her to get back to sleep. i guess she wants me to stay awake to play with her but tough luck!

[stronger129]

haha, I've had this debate with myself often...the feeling never subsides...I usually have to get up..and then Im up..I hate it.

[kdubya]

My rational mind tells me to just go pee and be done with it, but I always just lay in bed hoping it will go away and I can fall back asleep.

[FezsAssistant]

This happened to me the other morning. I was in denial for a few minutes, but then I had to face reality and piss. The pain got too great.

[cougarjake13]

I can't believe I had this debate with with myself. I am laying in bed at 5:00 in the morning on a Saturday, debating if I should get out of my warm bed to piss, or to stay in bed and hope the feeling subsides!

After 20 minutes of being awake thinking about it and glancing at my clock a hudred times, I decide to get out of bed and piss, post about it on my Blackberry and go back to sleep.
Anyone else ever have this insane debate?

i wouldnt call it insane b/c theres no debate


you'll never get back to sleep knowing you have the feeling to pee


quickly get up, pee, go back to warm bed


you may get chilly but you'll warm up quick

[instrument]

Do like pepper(was it pepper?) Qne piss on your floor.

Disgusting

[sr71blackbird]

The other half of this is if you are taking a relaxing bath and you ease into a nice hot tub and lie back and go ahhhhh!, then 5 minutes later all you can think about is your bladder about to pop.

[drjoek]

I get up every night to piss. I like to do the math on how many more hours of sleep I have as I drift back to dreamland.

[A.J.]

I have that debate daily. I hold off as long as possible until my bladder reaches critical mass.

[Friday]

I have that debate daily. I hold off as long as possible until my bladder reaches critical mass.

same here...because no matter how sleepy i am, once i am up, i am up for good.

[drusilla]

constantly. & i know the feeling won't ever go away so i get annoyed & just have to get up to go pee. i also usually have to pee the second i wake up. i can't wait.

[Thomas Merton]

I can hear your prostrate shrinking....

If you're over 40 and wake up every night to piss, get that two fingered exam brah

[Gvac]

The only time I wake up to pee in the middle of the night is if I drink herbal tea before I go to bed. That stuff flushes me out.

[John Galt]

The only time I wake up to pee in the middle of the night is if I drink herbal tea before I go to bed. That stuff flushes me out.

Stop turning everyone on. It's a tease, and it isn't nice.

Now, I live in a studio so the toilet is less then two yards away from the bed. However, for those with distance issues: perhaps keep an empty water bottle beside your bed? Piss, cap it, toss in the morning.

[Chimee]

Whenever I have that feeling, I just give up on the comfortable position I'm in and I go piss because I won't be able to stop thinking about the fact that I think I have to piss.

[Jujubees2]

Maybe you should invest in one of these.

http://www.disabilities.co.uk/catalog/images/7374_AA2643Y.jpg%20bed%20pan.jpg

Or just keep an empty bottle by your bed.

[denko]

when i wake up and have to go i just get up and go, lets face it, there is no better feeling than getting back into bed. the real debate is when i'm already in bed before i fall asleep and start to feel like i have to but i'm not sure if i do. anyone have this issue?

[sr71blackbird]

But I have had times when I ignore the feeling and it subsides and I can fall asleep again. As I age though, I have less and less ability to do that.

[zildjian361]

The only time I wake up to pee in the middle of the night is if I drink herbal tea before I go to bed. That stuff flushes me out.

but do ya still get that good mornin pee hardon, that's when i go:thumbup:

[GreatAmericanZero]

same here...because no matter how sleepy i am, once i am up, i am up for good.

i can easily fall back asleep. my problem is that i'm such a light sleeper that once i gotta go i gotta go, but i wake up a million times a night anyway from various noises and whatnot so its no big deal

[GreatAmericanZero]

this situation is made way more complicated when you have a big boner. Because then you know if you try to pee you are going to get pee everywhere or wait for your boner to go down a little bit before you attempt to pee

[Kevin]

Has anyone ever had to pee so bad during sleep, that they dream of looking for a bathroom to take a piss? I have had them a few times. Once i was trying to piss in the dream, but i could not. Prob a good thing that i could not...

[sr71blackbird]

I once had a dream where I was pissing and woke up just in time to stop myself and ran into the bathroom!

[made cummsies]

you're missing the obvious....wear a diaper to bed

[IamFogHat]

I can't believe I had this debate with with myself. I am laying in bed at 5:00 in the morning on a Saturday, debating if I should get out of my warm bed to piss, or to stay in bed and hope the feeling subsides!

After 20 minutes of being awake thinking about it and glancing at my clock a hudred times, I decide to get out of bed and piss, post about it on my Blackberry and go back to sleep.
Anyone else ever have this insane debate?

I have it at least three times a week. It's so retarded. The faster you get up and piss the faster you're back to the sweetness of restful sleepiness. Goddammit sleep is a powerful bitch.