Who's got the best chimps?

[genericbus]

Here's a link to our local chimp champs... checkout the chimpcam if you can't see 'em in the flesh (fur?).

http://www.cwu.edu/~cwuchci/index.html

[TheMojoPin]

KILL ALL THE CHIMPS!

They're supervillains.

[scottinnj]

Feed 'em filet mignon and other delicacies...they'll fall right in line and be good citizens.

[SatCam]

is this even a question? clearly it's connecticut. I mean we have a chimp who can drive a car, takes xanax, and can rip people's faces off. he's a triple threat

[high fly]

Kill them fuckers before they take over.
If we don't nip this thing in the bud right now, one day you'll be screaming, "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"