View Full Version : I didn't live a charmed life like HTG and Fez
lleeder
03-06-2009, 02:43 PM
I had a rough childhood. Unlike HTG and Fez I wasn't permitted to eat fun cereals. Cherios and cornflakes were most of my morning meals. Every once in a while there would be a honey bunches of oats or a Kix thrown in the mix. There was one cereal that I grew found of as a child because of its frosted nature. Frosted Mini Wheats. To this day I love frosted mini wheats. Sorry I'm not a lawyer or a famous radio host but I still enjoy frosted mini wheats.
JerseyRich
03-06-2009, 02:45 PM
I had a rough childhood. Unlike HTG and Fez I wasn't permitted to eat fun cereals. Cherios and cornflakes were most of my morning meals. Every once in a while there would be a honey bunches of oats or a Kix thrown in the mix. There was one cereal that I grew found of as a child because of its frosted nature. Frosted Mini Wheats. To this day I love frosted mini wheats. Sorry I'm not a lawyer or a famous radio host but I still enjoy frosted mini wheats.
Mini wheats are the shit.
IMSlacker
03-06-2009, 02:47 PM
I actually like frosted mini wheats a lot too. They give me terrible gas though.
Keep shooting your mouth off, boozy. You're only giving the Big Cat more ammo.
And King Vitamin was the best, despite what Ron would have you believe.
Don Stugots
03-06-2009, 02:49 PM
I feel so bad for you lleeder. HTG and Fez are the mean girls.
ToiletCrusher
03-06-2009, 02:58 PM
I had frosted mini wheats this morning.
lleeder
03-06-2009, 03:03 PM
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Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:32 PM
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...Billy Staples?
biozombie
03-06-2009, 03:34 PM
I have no idea what HTG's childhood was like, but I was shocked to hear her say she had never eaten Mini Wheats & Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Live a little, girl, there's a whole crazy world of cereals out there, just waiting for you to try them out.
Also, while buying a bag of Malt-o-meal Coco-Roo's the other day, I noticed the even cheaper brand "Shurfine" had their own Cocoa Puffs called "Coco 'Mos" or something like that. It made me giggle a little.
CofyCrakCocaine
03-06-2009, 03:34 PM
I liked the Sue_Bender cameo at the end of that clip.
Tall_James
03-06-2009, 03:34 PM
I bought these this week because they were on sale at the supermarket.
http://nakedloon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jumbo-mini-wheats-full.jpg
I don't know why they still call them "mini" wheats when the things are the size of Brillo pads.
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:41 PM
I don't know why they still call them "mini" wheats when the things are the size of Brillo pads.
It's all about marketing!
Thebazile78
03-06-2009, 03:44 PM
....
I don't know why they still call them "mini" wheats when the things are the size of Brillo pads.
'Cause they're smaller than regular shredded wheat.
The ones that fit on the spoon are the "bite-sized frosted mini wheats"
Freakshow
03-06-2009, 03:46 PM
I ate Frosted Mini Wheats, too. They were one of my favorites. We weren't allowed to eat sugary cereals for a long time, but eventually we got to eat good stuff like cinnamon toast crunch and golden grams. I did eat Grape Nuts a lot, too. We were allowed to add our own sugar to those, at least.
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:47 PM
'Cause they're smaller than regular shredded wheat.
The ones that fit on the spoon are the "bite-sized frosted mini wheats"
i'd listen to her. She's smart.
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:48 PM
I ate Frosted Mini Wheats, too. They were one of my favorites. We weren't allowed to eat sugary cereals for a long time, but eventually we got to eat good stuff like cinnamon toast crunch and golden grams. I did eat Grape Nuts a lot, too. We were allowed to add our own sugar to those, at least.
grape nuts need about 10 minutes of soaking in milk before I even attempt to eat them. Same with Cap'n Crunch.
TheMojoPin
03-06-2009, 03:48 PM
Oh my God, it's breakfast heaven when I buy a box each of the blueberry frosted mini-wheats and the strawberry ones and then mix 'em up.
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:50 PM
Oh my God, it's breakfast heaven when I buy a box each of the blueberry frosted mini-wheats and the strawberry ones and then mix 'em up.
jesus christ, even your cereal choices are gay.
Oh my God, it's breakfast heaven when I buy a box each of the blueberry frosted mini-wheats and the strawberry ones and then mix 'em up.
THAT'S heaven? My God do I pity your sorry ass.
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 03:56 PM
THAT'S heaven? My God do I pity your sorry ass.
a heavenly breakfast is chocolate chip pancakes, corned beef hash, some fresh squeezed orange juice, and a blow job.
Drunky McBetidont
03-06-2009, 03:59 PM
kellogg thanks all you rubes for buying into his "colon blow" propaganda. next you'll be letting one of his heirs diddle your lady to keep the "hysteria" away.
i eat a proper breakfast: bangers, potatoes, and beans. sometimes i go a little crazy and ad a hardboiled egg to the mix.
http://www.londondailypicture.com/images/october_2007/english-breakfast-blackpudding-min.jpg
TheMojoPin
03-06-2009, 03:59 PM
THAT'S heaven? My God do I pity your sorry ass.
It's one of them. Someone who enjoys life finds heavenly pleasures often. Most of us don't wish to be limited to one heaven as a mentally unstable sadomachoist as yourself prefers.
Sicko.
happytypinggirl
03-06-2009, 03:59 PM
Seriously, the mini wheats tasted like what i imagine shredded newspaper mixed with garbage juice would taste like. HAWRIBLE!
Sorry i didnt 'live it up' like you shredded wheat and cinnamon toast crunch folks, i was busy eating apple jacks, corn pops, cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, fruit loops, king vitamin, capn crunch, rice crispees, frosted flakes, frosted rice crispies, cheerios, raisin bran, alpha bits, cookie crisp, sugar smacks, cinnamon granola, and probably a few i dont remember. I think there was one with a waffle theme.
If i ever get to go round again, i'll remember to get a life and have shredded wheat pillows instead.
:devil2: :smoke: :tongue:
TheMojoPin
03-06-2009, 04:01 PM
Yeah, enjoy getting up early to make the big breakfast. I'll save that for my days off and improvise with the quicker stuff when I have to be up early and take the extra half hour or more of sleep.
Drunky McBetidont
03-06-2009, 04:06 PM
Yeah, enjoy getting up early to make the big breakfast. I'll save that for my days off and improvise with the quicker stuff when I have to be up early and take the extra half hour or more of sleep.
that is what servants are for. turning my bed, making my meals, cleaning my pipes... jeez, you people are really pathetic.:wallbash:
Thebazile78
03-06-2009, 04:07 PM
Our Dad banned Kix for years because its advertising slogan is "kid tested, mother approved."
He also refused to buy Jif peanut butter for a similar reason - "choosy moms choose Jif."
Before that, if we had cereal, it was usually Cheerios.
(I found an overcooked one in my breakfast once when I was 8. I thought it was a mouse turd and refused to finish the bowl or eat any Cheerios for years afterwards.)
At least you guys got cereal.
My old man just threw a carton of Marlboros at me and said "Smoke up, Greggie."
Thebazile78
03-06-2009, 04:12 PM
At least you guys got cereal.
My old man just threw a carton of Marlboros at me and said "Smoke up, Greggie."
I thought I saw that in a movie ... like with Keanu and Dianne Weist ... or maybe with Judd Nelson ...
disneyspy
03-06-2009, 04:15 PM
Our Dad banned Kix for years because its advertising slogan is "kid tested, mother approved."
He also refused to buy Jif peanut butter for a similar reason - "choosy moms choose Jif."
Before that, if we had cereal, it was usually Cheerios.
(I found an overcooked one in my breakfast once when I was 8. I thought it was a mouse turd and refused to finish the bowl or eat any Cheerios for years afterwards.)
did your dad let you eat HO HO HO green giant?
hydee
03-06-2009, 04:15 PM
I had a rough childhood. Unlike HTG and Fez I wasn't permitted to eat fun cereals. Cherios and cornflakes were most of my morning meals. Every once in a while there would be a honey bunches of oats or a Kix thrown in the mix. There was one cereal that I grew found of as a child because of its frosted nature. Frosted Mini Wheats. To this day I love frosted mini wheats. Sorry I'm not a lawyer or a famous radio host but I still enjoy frosted mini wheats.
When Kellogg's ended Phelps contract I decided to boycott them. Having to lose Frosted Mini wheats was a sad thing to lose. They are my favorite cereal.
Thebazile78
03-06-2009, 04:16 PM
did your dad let you eat HO HO HO green giant?
Vegetables? In our house?
Are you kidding?
Besides, that frozen shit is expensive and we were poor.
biozombie
03-06-2009, 04:32 PM
Sorry i didnt 'live it up' like you shredded wheat and cinnamon toast crunch folks, i was busy eating apple jacks, corn pops, cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, fruit loops, king vitamin, capn crunch, rice crispees, frosted flakes, frosted rice crispies, cheerios, raisin bran, alpha bits, cookie crisp, sugar smacks, cinnamon granola, and probably a few i dont remember. I think there was one with a waffle theme.
I humbly apologize for all previous statements made regarding your cereal eating resume, I was under the impression that you hadn't tried any of these things. Upon further reflection, it appears that I have not been living my life to the fullest as I still haven't tried King Vitaman.
:flush:
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 04:37 PM
Our Dad banned Kix for years because its advertising slogan is "kid tested, mother approved."
He also refused to buy Jif peanut butter for a similar reason - "choosy moms choose Jif."
Before that, if we had cereal, it was usually Cheerios.
(I found an overcooked one in my breakfast once when I was 8. I thought it was a mouse turd and refused to finish the bowl or eat any Cheerios for years afterwards.)
The more nuggets I hear from your childhood, a little piece of me dies inside.
Thebazile78
03-06-2009, 05:06 PM
The more nuggets I hear from your childhood, a little piece of me dies inside.
You just don't know what it was like.
happytypinggirl
03-06-2009, 05:06 PM
At least you guys got cereal.
My old man just threw a carton of Marlboros at me and said "Smoke up, Greggie."
and then remember what happened when you spilled paint in the garage?
and then remember what happened when you spilled paint in the garage?
Do you believe this? Huh? It's about the size of a cigar...Do I stutter?
Freakshow
03-06-2009, 05:34 PM
kellogg thanks all you rubes for buying into his "colon blow" propaganda. next you'll be letting one of his heirs diddle your lady to keep the "hysteria" away.
i eat a proper breakfast: bangers, potatoes, and beans. sometimes i go a little crazy and ad a hardboiled egg to the mix.
http://www.londondailypicture.com/images/october_2007/english-breakfast-blackpudding-min.jpg
Fuck that shit. Scrapple, motherfucker.
http://www.spiceplace.com/images/rapa-scrapple.jpg
Let's be honest - the only reason cereal exists is because it's quick and easy.
Everyone would eat Southern style if they had the time.
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg
JerseyRich
03-06-2009, 06:28 PM
Let's be honest - the only reason cereal exists is because it's quick and easy.
Everyone would eat Southern style if they had the time.
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg
That reminds me of our drives back to NJ after a long night.
sailor
03-06-2009, 06:29 PM
frosted mini-wheats are one of the great treats in life.
underdog
03-06-2009, 06:50 PM
All I ever ate for cereal were Cocoa Krispies or Special K loaded with sugar.
disneyspy
03-06-2009, 06:53 PM
lleeder was always after me lucky charms
Tenbatsuzen
03-06-2009, 07:28 PM
Let's be honest - the only reason cereal exists is because it's quick and easy.
Everyone would eat Southern style if they had the time.
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/biscuits-and-gravy.jpg
I fucking hate you, Greg.
TheMojoPin
03-06-2009, 07:50 PM
Who the hell is Greg?
biggestmexi
03-06-2009, 08:00 PM
no grape-nuts love?
Hottub
03-06-2009, 08:00 PM
You gotta give the Irish credit for breakfast. They nailed it.
http://www.irishbutcher.com/images/full-Irish-breakfast.jpg
happytypinggirl
03-06-2009, 08:30 PM
lleeder was always after me lucky charms
not count chocula?
Yeah, enjoy getting up early to make the big breakfast. I'll save that for my days off and improvise with the quicker stuff when I have to be up early and take the extra half hour or more of sleep.
Economizing time is not part of the "heavenly experience". You are clearly mentally unstable.
TheMojoPin
03-06-2009, 09:18 PM
Economizing time is not part of the "heavenly experience". You are clearly mentally unstable.
Says the sleep-deprived madman.
CofyCrakCocaine
03-06-2009, 09:34 PM
You mean being up this late is not normal?
lleeder
03-07-2009, 02:58 PM
I agree sailor. You don't need a handlebar mustache to enjoy them but it helps.
SatCam
03-07-2009, 04:27 PM
I didn't live a charmed life like HTG and Fez
Would you say it wasn't Lucky Charmed either?
sailor
03-09-2009, 06:21 AM
I agree sailor. You don't need a handlebar mustache to enjoy them but it helps.
gets in the way of the milk.
~Katja~
03-09-2009, 08:04 AM
I had a rough childhood. Unlike HTG and Fez I wasn't permitted to eat fun cereals. Cherios and cornflakes were most of my morning meals. Every once in a while there would be a honey bunches of oats or a Kix thrown in the mix. There was one cereal that I grew found of as a child because of its frosted nature. Frosted Mini Wheats. To this day I love frosted mini wheats. Sorry I'm not a lawyer or a famous radio host but I still enjoy frosted mini wheats.
I grew up with corn flakes... that's all we had. We would pour chocolate powder on top to sweeten it up.
I do love mini wheats though... if it wasn't for the wall that came down I would have never known about them.
Never had cereal as a kid. My dad would always make me dropped eggs on toast and on weekends it was bacon and eggs or hash and eggs
mikeyboy
03-12-2009, 02:58 AM
I really don't understand the Mini-Wheat love. What a sorry excuse for a cereal.
Even now I don't eat cereal. I wake up and think "fuck that shit I'm having some fucking eggs"
lleeder
03-12-2009, 12:36 PM
I really don't understand the Mini-Wheat love. What a sorry excuse for a cereal.
Its similar to poll love.
Poll Lover
03-12-2009, 12:39 PM
Its similar to poll love.
:wub:
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