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keithy_19
03-08-2009, 06:07 PM
claims pastor David Wilkerson.

David Wilkerson, author of "The Cross and the Switchblade," a book about his ministry to troubled New York street kids that was later made into a movie starring Pat Boone, tells readers of his blog this weekend that he is "compelled by the Holy Spirit to send out an urgent message" about his prediction.

"An earth-shattering calamity is about to happen," he writes. "It is going to be so frightening, we are all going to tremble – even the godliest among us."

Wilkerson's vision is of fires raging through New York City.


http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91097

ecobag2
03-08-2009, 06:11 PM
PA is safe. Kickass.

TooLowBrow
03-08-2009, 06:13 PM
maybe he sees hundreds of little java log fires. god hates fags

jauble
03-08-2009, 06:14 PM
PA is safe. Kickass.

I hope this doesn't throw off the appointments my appraisers in CT have already set.

STC-Dub
03-08-2009, 06:15 PM
Wasn't he on the show once?

underdog
03-08-2009, 06:52 PM
Whoa, a religious person making stuff up. This is news.

Snoogans
03-08-2009, 06:53 PM
I hope if this happens, it happens in the winter so Jersey can save some money on heat

KnoxHarrington
03-08-2009, 06:56 PM
Maybe Ron & Fez should record some extra shows just in case.

Kevin
03-08-2009, 06:59 PM
I hope if this happens, it happens in the winter so Jersey can save some money on heat

He said parts of jersey too.. But its urban, so prob Newark...

I think he is saying, Black folks are gunna burn...

Gvac
03-08-2009, 07:08 PM
Maybe he's just caught up in all the Watchmen hype.

KnoxHarrington
03-08-2009, 07:13 PM
You know that if this doesn't happen, this douche is just going to claim that he managed to talk Jesus out of it somehow. Jesus is kind of a hothead, you know.

Snoogans
03-08-2009, 07:14 PM
You know that if this doesn't happen, this douche is just going to claim that he managed to talk Jesus out of it somehow. Jesus is kind of a hothead, you know.

didnt that other religious freak do that? the leg press guy. I think he said we righted our ways just in time to save us or some shit

keithy_19
03-08-2009, 07:15 PM
PA is safe. Kickass.

I might be moving to PA. I don't want to. But hey, if it means I won't burn, I guess I can deal.

KnoxHarrington
03-08-2009, 07:15 PM
didnt that other religious freak do that? the leg press guy. I think he said we righted our ways just in time to save us or some shit

Yeah, Pat Robertson's claimed to have averted disaster through prayer a few times.

epo
03-08-2009, 07:26 PM
didnt that other religious freak do that? the leg press guy. I think he said we righted our ways just in time to save us or some shit

Pat Robertson scared God with his powerful calf muscles.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060529/060529_robertson_lift_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

Snoogans
03-08-2009, 07:48 PM
Pat Robertson scared God with his powerful calf muscles.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060529/060529_robertson_lift_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

leg press is more quads and shit

epo
03-08-2009, 07:49 PM
leg press is more quads and shit

Sure....but a moral man like Pat Robertson ain't showing THAT much leg!

One Dead Fred
03-08-2009, 07:55 PM
When reporting armageddon I think at least a second opinion is needed. If I'm going to change my schedule, they need to be really sure.