I just hit a fuckin turkey

[Snoogans]

I didn't know those fucks could fly.

Im driving up Campgaw Rd in Mahwah and about 100 feet from Pulis Ave., this black thing comes flyin out in front of my car. I hit it pretty hard but luckily didnt really damage my car. I look and see this fuckin TURKEY sliding across the rd. I stopped to check my car and when I looked back it was gone, so I guess I didnt kill it. But there was a nice puff of feathers in the road

[ChrisTheCop]

That was no turkey my friend.

You have just had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.

[Snoogans]

That was no turkey my friend.

You have just had an encounter with the Jersey Devil.

Im too far north to run into him

[ANC]

I didn't know those fucks could fly.

Im driving up Campgaw Rd in Mahwah and about 100 feet from Pulis Ave., this black thing comes flyin out in front of my car. I hit it pretty hard but luckily didnt really damage my car. I look and see this fuckin TURKEY sliding across the rd. I stopped to check my car and when I looked back it was gone, so I guess I didnt kill it. But there was a nice puff of feathers in the road

Fry that sumbitch up....starvin'

[ChrisTheCop]

In the spring, THEY (theres not just one actually) migrate briefly to the north for nesting.

Yes, I'm still talking about the JD.

[Freitag]

I didn't know those fucks could fly.


Arthur Carlson, unavailable for comment.

[Jujubees2]

Arthur Carlson, unavailable for comment.

Just found him. He had this to say:

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/76/76599/folders/238878/1926223wkrp.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

Arthur Carlson, unavailable for comment.

Ok. Today youre likeable simply because youre old. Nice pull. :clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

I hit a turkey when I was 17 and called my father. He told me to put in my trunk and bring it back home.

[Fezticle98]

Hayseeds.

[Snoogans]

Wild Turkeys are surprisingly agile fliers and very cunning, unlike their domestic counterparts. Turkeys are very cautious birds and will fly or run at the first sign of danger. In flight they can reach a speed of 50 miles per hour (80 km/h).[citation needed] They usually fly close to the ground for no more than a quarter mile (400 m)

[ToiletCrusher]

Those pricks sure can fly fast.

[ChrisTheCop]

I didn't know those fucks could fly.



Wild Turkeys are surprisingly agile fliers and very cunning, unlike their domestic counterparts. Turkeys are very cautious birds and will fly or run at the first sign of danger. In flight they can reach a speed of 50 miles per hour (80 km/h).[citation needed] They usually fly close to the ground for no more than a quarter mile (400 m)

I feel like I'm reading Flowers For Algernon.

[razorboy]

I used to drive a VW Van in high school and I was going down a back road by a golf course I lived near one night. There were no street lights on the road so it was relatively dark and suddenly I saw a flash of white followed by a loud thud coming from the front of my van. I got out and looked for whatever I hit and saw a large Muscovy Duck on the side of the road. After about a minute the damn thing got up and stumbled away leaving me with a dent in the front of my van about foot in diameter and a hell of a lot less money in my bank account after the repair.

[Fezticle98]

I used to drive a VW Van in high school and I was going down a back road by a golf course I lived near one night. There were no street lights on the road so it was relatively dark and suddenly I saw a flash of white followed by a loud thud coming from the front of my van. I got out and looked for whatever I hit and saw a large Muscovy Duck on the side of the road. After about a minute the damn thing got up and stumbled away leaving me with a dent in the front of my van about foot in diameter and a hell of a lot less money in my bank account after the repair.

You should've at least gotten dinner out of the deal.

[Gaia]

Stoner.... I'll make the stuffing.

[ChrisTheCop]

Stoner.... I'll make the stuffing.

GAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why cant I make that font larger?

[Farmer Dave]

my mom hit one with her motorhome last fall. That was a $1200 wind shield smashed.<a href="http://s490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/?action=view&current=attachment.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr266/tractorgreendog/attachment.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[TheMojoPin]

Payback for not making them our national bird like Ben Franklin wanted.

[Furtherman]

I feel like I'm reading Flowers For Algernon.

:clap:

[topless_mike]

you should watch where you are driving next time.

[Gvac]

Are you sure it was a wild turkey and not a turkey vulture? Those things are hideous.

http://home.nps.gov/band/naturescience/images/turkey_vulture_at_elk_carcass.jpg

[boosterp]

Are you sure it was a wild turkey and not a turkey vulture? Those things are hideous.

http://home.nps.gov/band/naturescience/images/turkey_vulture_at_elk_carcass.jpg

And when you hit the mother fucking thing the puke and shit will peel the paint off of your vehicle. Vultures can all die, fucking worthless birds.

[DarkHippie]

I feel like I'm reading Flowers For Algernon.

Line of the Day!!

[OGC]

I hit a turkey when I was 17 and called my father. He told me to put in my trunk and bring it back home.


Thems good eatin' :smile:

[NewYorkDragons80]

I didn't know those fucks could fly.

Im driving up Campgaw Rd in Mahwah and about 100 feet from Pulis Ave., this black thing comes flyin out in front of my car. I hit it pretty hard but luckily didnt really damage my car. I look and see this fuckin TURKEY sliding across the rd. I stopped to check my car and when I looked back it was gone, so I guess I didnt kill it. But there was a nice puff of feathers in the road

When I was living in Lumberton, there used to be a flock of wild turkeys who congregated on the side of the road in Mt Holly. Granted it's a somewhat rural area, but it was still a surreal sight to see turkeys chilling in a restaurant parking lot.

[Snoogans]

When I was living in Lumberton, there used to be a flock of wild turkeys who congregated on the side of the road in Mt Holly. Granted it's a somewhat rural area, but it was still a surreal sight to see turkeys chilling in a restaurant parking lot.

Apparently, we have a Turkey farm right near where Campgaw meets Pulis Ave. I remember one got lose into the lot at work one time, but I had never seen one actually fly, nevermind fly across the road like 2 feet off the ground

[Hottub]

If you were in a Ford Fiesta, you'd be dead.

[Snoogans]

If you were in a Ford Fiesta, you'd be dead.

That might be the first time you made me laugh and it wasn't at you

[joethebartender]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/joethebartender/UntitledLogo.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

On the way to my firehall Tuesday night, I almost hit a whole flock of these fuckers.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0310091836.jpg

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0310091836a.jpg

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0310091836b.jpg


They just stayed in my way and didn't move when I honked or aimed my car at them either.

[sr71blackbird]

In Soviet Russia, turkey hit you!
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