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ToiletCrusher

03-12-2009, 09:18 AM

Which of the choices have you done?

drusilla

03-12-2009, 09:22 AM

guess which one i did. even though i got stage fright.

topless_mike

03-12-2009, 09:25 AM

i've pissed the bed past 18.
hey, it happens.

Friday

03-12-2009, 09:30 AM

none of the above!

west milly Tom

03-12-2009, 09:32 AM

guess which one i did. even though i got stage fright.

Hot

Poll Lover

03-12-2009, 10:52 AM

no bukake option?

SatCam

03-12-2009, 12:32 PM

shit my pants a few times

no biggie

WampusCrandle

03-12-2009, 02:32 PM

im glad that none of those options can apply to me

burrben

03-12-2009, 07:50 PM

shit my pants a few times

no biggie

we should start calling you ScatCam

cougarjake13

03-13-2009, 07:17 PM

made the mistake of eating taco bell

JohnGacysCrawlSpace

03-13-2009, 07:38 PM

got the golden shower...fantastic.

grlNIN

03-13-2009, 07:41 PM

guess which one i did. even though i got stage fright.

I just cackled.

BTW we can't be friends anymore.

walking joint

03-13-2009, 07:44 PM

of the list i only shit the pants...drank a bunch the night before and while walking down the block i lifted my leg to what i thought would be fart towards my wife, yes i'm all class...and instead of a fart was a really, really wet crap. so we missed my nephews baptism party and drove back home to NJ

grlNIN

03-13-2009, 07:45 PM

I am officially terrified of this board.

MC Pee Pants

03-13-2009, 07:50 PM

I passed out on a couch on a porch when it was like 40 degrees out. I woke up so stiff, but thankfully no hypothermia.

Contra

03-13-2009, 07:52 PM

Golden shower Dru?

spoon

03-13-2009, 07:52 PM

None.

sr71blackbird

03-13-2009, 08:00 PM

Can I vote twice?

TheMojoPin

03-13-2009, 08:03 PM

hammersavage

03-13-2009, 08:07 PM

guess which one i did. even though i got stage fright.

Hot

It's pretty sad when almost shitting your pants turns someone on.

BTW, I agree, also hot.

weekapaugjz

03-13-2009, 08:08 PM

Not a cabin, but I have passed out outside or next to houses a couple times during parties.

The amount of people who have their pants is adults is horrifying. Some of you really need to see a doctor and/or change your diet.

i had a stomach virus and was vomiting into the toilet. it's hard to have body control when in the throes of puking. it was a pretty messy situation.

MC Pee Pants

03-13-2009, 08:14 PM

i had a stomach virus and was vomiting into the toilet. it's hard to have body control when in the throes of puking. it was a pretty messy situation.

That aint no stage joke either Jack. Something similar happened to me when i was like 10, except i had to get off the toilet to vom. Im still ashamed.

TheMojoPin

03-13-2009, 08:14 PM

i had a stomach virus and was vomiting into the toilet. it's hard to have body control when in the throes of puking. it was a pretty messy situation.

I've had plenty of horrible stomach ailments, mainly from from traveling and living overseas, and the correct choice was always clear: sitting on the toilet with a bucket/trash can/etc.. Why so many of you opt to use the toilet for puking so your ass can destroy your pants or the wall or the tub or whatever is beyond me.

weekapaugjz

03-13-2009, 08:18 PM

I've had plenty of horrible stomach ailments, mainly from from traveling and living overseas, and the correct choice was always clear: sitting on the toilet with a bucket/trash can/etc.. Why so many of you opt to use the toilet for puking so your ass can destroy your pants or the wall or the tub or whatever is beyond me.

i had no idea i was going to shit. i had a violent wretch, and boom. pair of underwear and jeans in the trash.

TheMojoPin

03-13-2009, 08:20 PM

I guess I've just been deprived the sensation of the total sneak attack shit. I've never had to unleash like that and not had at least a little warning.

sailor

03-13-2009, 08:29 PM

i had no idea i was going to shit. i had a violent wretch, and boom. pair of underwear and jeans in the trash.

how many do ya have left?

drusilla

03-13-2009, 08:31 PM

It's pretty sad when almost shitting your pants turns someone on.

BTW, I agree, also hot.

psst that wasn't it. i was the second person to vote so back then it was obvious that i voted for giving a golden shower. which didn't happen cause i got stage fright.

this is explained in another poll somewhere. i should find that. since now it keeps confusing people.

i cant believe i have to keep explaining this.

weekapaugjz

03-13-2009, 08:32 PM

psst that wasn't it. i was the second person to vote so back then it was obvious that i voted for giving a golden shower. which didn't happen cause i got stage fright.

this is explained in another poll somewhere. i should find that. since now it keeps confusing people.

i cant believe i have to keep explaining this.

it's a public poll. all you have to do is click on the number to see who voted what.

hammersavage

03-13-2009, 08:32 PM

drusilla

03-13-2009, 08:35 PM

its only cause someone else has confused my post for that. i never shat myself. not even close. that i want to make clear. but for some reason this i'm ok telling everyone:

my ex actually asked me to pee on him. i couldn't do it. i was too uncomfortable. he asked. i tried. i failed.

drusilla

03-13-2009, 08:35 PM

it's a public poll. all you have to do is click on the number to see who voted what.

would be nice if everyone did that

grlNIN

03-13-2009, 08:37 PM

It is funny that anyone would think you could physically do that.

In eight years i don't think i have ever heard reference to you having to poop but once.

hammersavage

03-13-2009, 08:38 PM

Girls don't do that anyway.

Way to be a trooper dru. Nice effort.

chili_chest

03-14-2009, 01:48 AM

didnt read the whole thread, but i pissed HARD in my bed a year ago for the first and only time... was at a hotel. drunk. Had that dream that ppl talk about where you are peeing, but its actually happening...

woke up mid-flow... Was kinda still pissin and trying to clamp my urethra shut w my fist as I ran to the bathroom barely realizing what was going on. Lotsa PP on the bed!

Funnier that was that i was in such an unfamiliar place and was drunken. I was like running into walls trying to squeeze my cock and stop the piss.... this created a "spray pattern" that CSI would surely identify. It went fuckin everywhere lol!

Then again, it was a hotel. In DC. Plenty of fucking DNA splats on every inch of that room from ppl that actually may give a shit about their endeavors lol...

other than this silly post there was no good news resulting from that evening. maybe the girl that blew me was happy cause she had a musky flavored "gummi bear" type thing in her mouth for a few minutes before she was just disgusted and left.

good times. now im gonna go read the thread.

chili loves y'all

sr71blackbird

03-14-2009, 02:20 AM

I guess I've just been deprived the sensation of the total sneak attack shit. I've never had to unleash like that and not had at least a little warning.

I understand what you are saying, and up until it happened to me, I always assumed I would know too, and then one incident will change your outlook. It is usually a combination of illness and food that does not go with that illness. (Like having a stomach virus and going to a chili eating contest)

Contra

03-14-2009, 06:27 AM

Wow I was just guessing dru I can't believe I got that right.

Sue_Bender

03-14-2009, 06:38 AM

Only ONE time?!

I get the "Wet Brown Burps" at least twice a month! :glurps:

bigredd

03-14-2009, 09:53 AM

Why can't I choose more than one? Haven't been pissed on...on purpose.