Pads or Tampons

[RoseBlood]

Tampons are uncomfortable and I hate wings, so it's a plain old maxi pad for me, preferable with dri-weave.

Ladies? and Gents? :unsure:

[ToiletCrusher]

I need insertion to feel like I am safe.

[TjM]

This poll is scary

[grlNIN]

Wow what the fuck?

Too far.

[EddieMoscone]

I refuse to lose my virginity to a sanitary product. Maxi pad all the way.

[drusilla]

i think i just got my answer for the other poll

[Aggie]

I can't live without tampons.

[Friday]

slimfit tampons because i prefer to be clean.

pads are like diapers. ew.

[RoseBlood]

Wow what the fuck?

Too far.
You're joking right?

i think i just got my answer for the other poll

wow.. thanks.

[grlNIN]

You're joking right?.

There are some things ladies just don't discuss in a public forum, this is one of those things.

[OGC]

This poll is useless without pictures.

[hammersavage]

i think i just got my answer for the other poll

Me too.

I love a woman who can discuss menstruation like a lady!


I chose waiting for puberty.

[hammersavage]

There are some things ladies just don't discuss in a public forum, this is one of those things.

You called me 'bloddy cunt-face mcghee' once. Where is the line?

[RoseBlood]

There are some things ladies just don't discuss in a public forum, this is one of those things.
I did a search and this was a thread back in 2001.. sorry whatever i guess i'm dirty and unlady like because of this thread.

[grlNIN]

I never called you that.

Find it.

[JPMNICK]

i feel like i need to vote in every poll to support lleeder

[hammersavage]

I never called you that.

Find it.

I might have embellished.

[grlNIN]

I did a search and this was a thread back in 2001.. sorry whatever i guess i'm dirty and unlady like because of this thread.

Ugh.

Get over it, seriously stop being so douchey.

[RoseBlood]

You called me 'bloddy cunt-face mcghee' once. Where is the line?

The line is very very grey and apparently subjective. Basically, if you feel it's ok then it's ok, if someone else does it, it's not.

[RoseBlood]

Ugh.

Get over it, seriously stop being so douchey.

It is impossible for you not to be a bitch in every thread you touch. I get it.

[hammersavage]

The word 'douchey' is unlady like.

Which is surprising with how many times they say it to me.

[hammersavage]

Good to know toiletcrusher hasn't gotten his man hairs yet either.

I'm waiting with ya brother!

[grlNIN]

I really didn't act like a bitch in exploring my opinion towards the subject matter of this thread.

You got defensive and turned into a whiny mess.

Get over it.

[hammersavage]

Just waiting for someone to fuck up and vote I'm a gay guy.

[RoseBlood]

I really didn't act like a bitch in exploring my opinion towards the subject matter of this thread.

You got defensive and turned into a whiny mess.

Get over it.

As soon as anyone disagrees with you you call them a whiney mess.. i get it.. get over it.

[Friday]

the thread about sanitary napkins caused a girl fight.... who saw that one coming? :innocent:

[Aggie]

Hammer, I appreciate you trying to keep this thing on topic! :happy:

[hammersavage]

Its like when my lesbian parents fought, I react the same way, peacemaker.


I don't know nothing bout no tampons. This is all Greek to me.

[grlNIN]

Not true.

I disagree with hammer's existence but...there he is.

:]

[RoseBlood]

Hammer, I appreciate you trying to keep this thing on topic! :happy:

See, he's good for something.

[Chuck Norris]

Mother always taught me never to trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

[hammersavage]

That's back to back to back signs of approval. I'm not used to this.

Today's my day!

[Aggie]

Mother always taught me never to trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

That's original.

[ToiletCrusher]

Listen up slits, if there can be commercials about this very topic, it cannot be too taboo to have a poll on it.


Hell, even I am represented in this poll.

[hammersavage]

Yeah, the gay guy option.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i had to pick tampons... but i save alot of money but coughin as hard as i can while sittin on the toliet and in the shower, and using rolled up toliet paper

i wish it were just acceptable to let those little bloody clump storms run down my leg...

i also like to use whoever im dating sheets to bleed on.....


i love tampons...but when i cant find the string sometimes i PANIC!!!!! and i have dreams of forgettin to take them out and shovin new ones in....

[Aggie]

<font color="deeppink"> i had to pick tampons... but i save alot of money but coughin as hard as i can while sittin on the toliet and in the shower, and using rolled up toliet paper

i wish it were just acceptable to let those little bloody clump storms run down my leg...

i also like to use whoever im dating sheets to bleed on.....


i love tampons...but when i cant find the string sometimes i PANIC!!!!! and i have dreams of forgettin to take them out and shovin new ones in....

I knew your post wouldn't let me down! Filthy! :clap:

[underdog]

I did a search and this was a thread back in 2001.. sorry whatever i guess i'm dirty and unlady like because of this thread.

We think you're dirty, it just has nothing to do with this thread.

[JPMNICK]

<font color="deeppink"> i had to pick tampons... but i save alot of money but coughin as hard as i can while sittin on the toliet and in the shower, and using rolled up toliet paper

i wish it were just acceptable to let those little bloody clump storms run down my leg...

i also like to use whoever im dating sheets to bleed on.....


i love tampons...but when i cant find the string sometimes i PANIC!!!!! and i have dreams of forgettin to take them out and shovin new ones in....

this is exactly the kind of post that GrlNin will hate

[Chuck Norris]

<font color="deeppink"> i had to pick tampons... but i save alot of money but coughin as hard as i can while sittin on the toliet and in the shower, and using rolled up toliet paper

i wish it were just acceptable to let those little bloody clump storms run down my leg...

i also like to use whoever im dating sheets to bleed on.....


i love tampons...but when i cant find the string sometimes i PANIC!!!!! and i have dreams of forgettin to take them out and shovin new ones in....

I'd love to place my face between your legs and let you bleed out all over my absorbent beard

[angrymissy]

What about

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.cottonbabies.com/images/divacup/divacup2.JPG&usg=AFQjCNED8jwNcrxiuHI4grCepjVyOHXuFw

Retrieval seems difficult.

[hammersavage]

I got light headed reading Brit's post. Never let you borrow my sheets!

[RoseBlood]

What about

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.cottonbabies.com/images/divacup/divacup2.JPG&usg=AFQjCNED8jwNcrxiuHI4grCepjVyOHXuFw

Retrieval seems difficult.

wtf is that?!?!?!? :wacko:

[Thebazile78]

What about

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.cottonbabies.com/images/divacup/divacup2.JPG&usg=AFQjCNED8jwNcrxiuHI4grCepjVyOHXuFw

Retrieval seems difficult.

OMG, I've read about those.

The concept disgusts me beyond all belief, which is weird because, when I use tampons, I use the non-applicator kind because they use less packaging.

[A.J.]

I'd love to place my face between your legs and let you bleed out all over my absorbent beard

So THAT's how you hide those greys.

[JPMNICK]

wtf is that?!?!?!? :wacko:

i was thinking the same thing. I want to get these to make Jell-o shots

[Chuck Norris]

So THAT's how you hide those greys.

I'm a ginger FACE

[hammersavage]

Maybe grlNIN was right. I'm starting to get queezy but can't stop reading.

[RoseBlood]

OMG, I've read about those.

The concept disgusts me beyond all belief, which is weird because, when I use tampons, I use the non-applicator kind because they use less packaging.

ouch.

[Thebazile78]

ouch.

If tampons are uncomfortable to you, you're just not inserting them far enough into your vaginal cavity. That's OK, lots of women don't do it correctly.

And the things that Missy posted are menstrual cups (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup).

They're just gross.

[JPMNICK]

If tampons are uncomfortable to you, you're just not inserting them far enough into your vaginal cavity. That's OK, lots of women don't do it correctly.

And the things that Missy posted are menstrual cups (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup).

They're just gross.

vaginal cavity is the worst thing i ever read on the board

[A.J.]

I have learned more in this thread than I ever did in health class.

[drusilla]

Maybe grlNIN was right. I'm starting to get queezy but can't stop reading.

as am i. this has to be one of the grossest topics ever. completely different ballpark than talking about shaving your taint. i have germ issues. just thinking about someone using a pad & sitting in her mess freaks me out & makes me uneasy.

[Thebazile78]

vaginal cavity is the worst thing i ever read on the board

That's not possible.

[JPMNICK]

as am i. this has to be one of the grossest topics ever. completely different ballpark than talking about shaving your taint. i have germ issues. just thinking about someone using a pad & sitting in her mess freaks me out & makes me uneasy.

worse then Brittany Pablo letting loose all over Chuck Norris' beard

[Friday]

just thinking about someone using a pad & sitting in her mess freaks me out & makes me uneasy.

me too.
no amount of wet wipes could combat that mess and smelliness. :wacko:

[boosterp]

i feel like i need to vote in every poll to support lleeder

Yup!

[Furtherman]

I will hug them both in a firery embrace.

[drusilla]

worse then Brittany Pablo letting loose all over Chuck Norris' beard

for some reason reading that is more expected here than reading the other thing

[JPMNICK]

for some reason reading that is more expected here than reading the other thing

actually thats a really good point

[Doogie]

I have learned more in this thread than I ever did in health class.

I concur...and I agree with whoever commented about a fight breaking out ovr sanitary napkins. Imagine that...

[hammersavage]

Pads with Wings taking the collar. I'll be sure to stay away from those.

[TheMojoPin]

This thread has increased my knowledge in this area one millionfold.

[~Katja~]

This poll is useless without pictures.
perhaps the first time this is so not true

What about

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.cottonbabies.com/images/divacup/divacup2.JPG&usg=AFQjCNED8jwNcrxiuHI4grCepjVyOHXuFw

Retrieval seems difficult.

that is so gross... I looked into these things a few years ago and was grossed out by it...

as for the poll, tampons of course... I prefer the dry weave pads for my swiffer :)

[hammersavage]

Today's Diva Cup goes toooooooooo

[KatPw]

What about

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.cottonbabies.com/images/divacup/divacup2.JPG&usg=AFQjCNED8jwNcrxiuHI4grCepjVyOHXuFw

Retrieval seems difficult.

I've had one for almost a year now. LOVE IT. Retrieval is not hard. Cooch cups FTW :thumbup:

[Friday]

I've had one for almost a year now. LOVE IT. Retrieval is not hard. Cooch cups FTW :thumbup:

I certainly hope you wash up before you start knitting again!

[Foster]

this thread scares me :ohmy:

[~Katja~]

Today's Diva Cup goes toooooooooo

there is a cup Dave can win and nobody will envy him

[~Katja~]

I certainly hope you wash up before you start knitting again!

twatweasel = knitting with your cooter?

[KatPw]

I certainly hope you wash up before you start knitting again!

What, you don't like the tie-dye effect?


J/K

[~Katja~]

What, you don't like the tie-dye effect?


J/K

talk about going green

[KatPw]

talk about going green

More like going rust!

[Jujubees2]

This poll is useless without pictures.

Pads

http://www.tops-products.com/tops-products/Images/Category/write.jpg

Tamps

http://www.wolverinehandtools.com/newproducts/black_dirt_tamps_web.jpg

And ladies, as someone who spent a summer working at a sewage treatment plant, please don't flush them. Throw them in the trash. They clog the pumping station and one of my jobs was to go to the pumping stations and clear the filters of the pads/tampons.

[RoseBlood]

And ladies, as someone who spent a summer working at a sewage treatment plant, please don't flush them. Throw them in the trash. They clog the pumping station and one of my jobs was to go to the pumping stations and clear the filters of the pads/tampons.

Well, that's just disgusting. I never do that. I recycle.. youre welcome.

[~Katja~]

Pads

http://www.tops-products.com/tops-products/Images/Category/write.jpg

Tamps

http://www.wolverinehandtools.com/newproducts/black_dirt_tamps_web.jpg

And ladies, as someone who spent a summer working at a sewage treatment plant, please don't flush them. Throw them in the trash. They clog the pumping station and one of my jobs was to go to the pumping stations and clear the filters of the pads/tampons.

people that flush them obviously never owned a house

[KatPw]

My dad was a plumber, I know better than to flush anything other than what you are supposed to flush.

[Foster]

My dad was a plumber, I know better than to flush anything other than what you are supposed to flush.

my ex did that one time, and when the toilet got backed up after she was in there, I asked if she flushed her pad and she denied it.

after an hour playing with the snake I yanked it out and confronted her with it,

she began to cry because I was being mean, so now I'm the bad guy

[KatPw]

my ex did that one time, and when the toilet got backed up after she was in there, I asked if she flushed her pad and she denied it.

after an hour playing with the snake I yanked it out and confronted her with it,

she began to cry because I was being mean, so now I'm the bad guy

Wow. I can see why she is an ex. Did she not learn in childhood that fessing up now saves you less embarrassment later?
ETA: No condom flushing either.

[hammersavage]

my ex did that one time, and when the toilet got backed up after she was in there, I asked if she flushed her pad and she denied it.

after an hour playing with the snake I yanked it out and confronted her with it,

she began to cry because I was being mean, so now I'm the bad guy

I find that so oddly hot.

[Foster]

Wow. I can see why she is an ex. Did she not learn in childhood that fessing up now saves you less embarrassment later?

why should she, she had a talent to spin things so everything was my fault

[Aggie]

First of all, I don't know how as a women I have never heard of menstrual cups until today. Interesting.

Second of all, it may be gross to some but I support this thread. One of my very first threads on this board was about tampons.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12519&highlight=tampon*

*I've since changed my stance since I posted that.

[KatPw]

Man, I must have been absent the day they gave us girls the "how to manipulate a situation" lessons.

[hammersavage]

I may not enjoy this gross thread but I will fight to the death your right to post it.

[drusilla]

i find that original thread very strange. would converse in pm's only i feel i may be finding out way way way too much information

[Tenbatsuzen]

me too.
no amount of wet wipes could combat that mess and smelliness. :wacko:

http://marklaflamme.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/resume_puking.jpg

[Aggie]

i find that original thread very strange. would converse in pm's only i feel i may be finding out way way way too much information

The one I just posted a link to? Feel free to PM me.

[Foster]

Man, I must have been absent the day they gave us girls the "how to manipulate a situation" lessons.

it's simple, whenever your husband screws up over react, pretend your deeply hurt, then forgive him after he appologizes 50 times and feels extremely gulity.

later when you screw up, bring up what your husband did, over the last 10 years or so, and then you can swing the blame all on him

[hammersavage]

The one I just posted a link to? Feel free to PM me.

Do NOT cc me during that talk.

[drusilla]

we'll see if i'm feeling frisky later

[lleeder]

What do you use to stop the flow? Might be the most disturbing yet hilarious poll question ever posed.

[topless_mike]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/popcorn.gif

[drusilla]

What do you use to stop the flow? Might be the most disturbing yet hilarious poll question ever posed.

this one is on par (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59470)

[~Katja~]

my ex did that one time, and when the toilet got backed up after she was in there, I asked if she flushed her pad and she denied it.

after an hour playing with the snake I yanked it out and confronted her with it,

she began to cry because I was being mean, so now I'm the bad guy

I can totally see you standing in front of her waving a bloody, shitty and piss soaked pad on a snake in front of her face... "who's a lying cunt???"

yeah... mean indeed ;)

[lleeder]

this one is on par (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59470)

I disagree period blood beats shit any day.

[topless_mike]

What do you use to stop the flow? Might be the most disturbing yet hilarious poll question ever posed.


http://www.dreamsafe.com.au/images/mattress02.jpg

[hammersavage]

I can totally see you standing in front of her waving a bloody, shitty and piss soaked pad on a snake in front of her face... "who's a lying cunt???"

Alright, this put me over the edge. Punching out of this thread.

[drusilla]

my ex did that one time, and when the toilet got backed up after she was in there, I asked if she flushed her pad and she denied it.

after an hour playing with the snake I yanked it out and confronted her with it,

she began to cry because I was being mean, so now I'm the bad guy

my ex's sister-in-law did the same thing. so the first time i slept over his house i got the speech from his mom like i was retarded.

[KatPw]

I can totally see you standing in front of her waving a bloody, shitty and piss soaked pad on a snake in front of her face... "who's a lying cunt???"

yeah... mean indeed ;)

:lol:

[drusilla]

I disagree period blood beats shit any day.

yeah i think you're right

[~Katja~]

Alright, this put me over the edge. Punching out of this thread.

welcome to the life of a plumber...
lesson learned today: DON'T FLUSH YOUR PADS OR CONDOMS

[Chuck Norris]

I flush everything. Maybe that's why my home toilet blows and it take 30 minutes to flush a dump

[drjoek]

And ladies, as someone who spent a summer working at a sewage treatment plant, please don't flush them. Throw them in the trash. They clog the pumping station and one of my jobs was to go to the pumping stations and clear the filters of the pads/tampons.



When people say to me "How can you work in peoples mouth that's gross?"I will think of you and smile

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/hells-kitchen/Chef-Ramsay-Horrified.JPG

[Foster]

I can totally see you standing in front of her waving a bloody, shitty and piss soaked pad on a snake in front of her face... "who's a lying cunt???"

yeah... mean indeed ;)

you know me better than that, I didn't call her a lying cunt,

I just threw it at her head and yelled "Gee! I wonder where this came from from!?!"

[~Katja~]

you know me better than that, I didn't call her a lying cunt,

I just threw it at her head and yelled "Gee! I wonder where this came from from!?!"

did it still stick or was it one without the sticky side?

[Foster]

did it still stick or was it one without the sticky side?

she actually thought if she wrapped toilet paper around it the pad would flush okay,

once I fished it out I didn't open it up to see what brand it was

[~Katja~]

she actually thought if she wrapped toilet paper around it the pad would flush okay,

once I fished it out I didn't open it up to see what brand it was

so at least it was wrapped, that made it a much more pleasant experience :)

[Aggie]

I hope Fez reads this thread.

[Foster]

so at least it was wrapped, that made it a much more pleasant experience :)

yeah, toilet paper holds together well when its wet

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This thread was a god-send. I have learned that which I would never have allowed a woman to tell me in person.

Now I'm gonna have some microwaved gazpacho with meat chunks soup.

[RoseBlood]

This thread was a god-send. I have learned that which I would never have allowed a woman to tell me in person.

Now I'm gonna have some microwaved gazpacho with meat chunks soup.

why would you microwave gazpacho?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

why would you microwave gazpacho?

I assume that the simulation would be more accurate if it were warm rather than cold.

All right I just made myself puke a little. I'm leaving this thread for now.

[Jujubees2]

Wow. I can see why she is an ex. Did she not learn in childhood that fessing up now saves you less embarrassment later?
ETA: No condom flushing either.

The weird thing about condoms is that they make it all the way through the sewage treatment process and end up floating at the top of the final tank before the water gets discharged. So we had a pool skimmer that we would use to pluck the condoms out of the tank every morning.

[Aggie]

The weird thing about condoms is that they make it all the way through the sewage treatment process and end up floating at the top of the final tank before the water gets discharged. So we had a pool skimmer that we would use to pluck the condoms out of the tank every morning.

You are dangerously close to killing me because I never want to drink water again after reading your stories. :unsure:

[Jujubees2]

You are dangerously close to killing me because I never want to drink water again after reading your stories. :unsure:

The manager of the plant claimed that the water that came out of the plant was safe to drink but we could never get him to do it. And I haven't even told you the best stories about the dogs who got loose from the dog pound next door falling into the aeration tanks or sitting down to eat lunch and having a cesspool truck driver walk in with his "sample" that we had to test before he could dump his load...

[ravn816]

Well, I've learned quite a few things today.

1) I will be drinking bottled water until the day I die. I'll recycle the damn bottles.

2) Menstrual Cups...I've given birth and this sounds worse. My crotch burns just looking at this.

3) You people are the sickest mother fuckers out there...I knew I liked it here for a reason. :tongue:

4) Apparently, I'm the only person who likes pads with Wings. I feel oddly freakish right now.

[~Katja~]

4) Apparently, I'm the only person who likes pads with Wings. I feel oddly freakish right now.

I thought Rose was with ya on that one


well I guess she hates wings

[CofyCrakCocaine]

The moral of this poll's story: if you bleed, you are evil and/or filthy and disgusting, just as the Bible tells us, somewhere. Probably in Luke.

[cougarjake13]

why not just wear a diaper ??

[Contra]

Ok I need to know how the hell the cups work. Do you just stick it up in there and it catches everything? I have sick curiosity.

[grlNIN]

I thought Rose was with ya on that one


well I guess she hates wings



It's ok, i think he realizes they would never be as big as The Beatles.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3620/paulmccartneyd.jpg

"let it bleeeed, let it bleeeed..."

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Tampons taste better.

[spoon]

this is exactly the kind of post that GrlNin will hate

And exactly the kind of post she USED to submit. How things change.

[grlNIN]

I just made a Paul McCartney/Beatles?period jokes.

You are hard to please in your old age.

[~Katja~]

Ok I need to know how the hell the cups work. Do you just stick it up in there and it catches everything? I have sick curiosity.

yeah it collects and you have to rinse it out

I can't even begin to imagine the smell of it... or the looks of the coworkers in the bathroom when you rinse it in the sink :(

[Chuck Norris]

yeah it collects and you have to rinse it out

I can't even begin to imagine the smell of it... or the looks of the coworkers in the bathroom when you rinse it in the sink :(

I'd definitely need a beer back for that one

[CofyCrakCocaine]

yeah it collects and you have to rinse it out

I can't even begin to imagine the smell of it... or the looks of the coworkers in the bathroom when you rinse it in the sink :(

I think I'm gonna have a hot meatball sub today in honor of Katja's edification session.

[KatPw]

yeah it collects and you have to rinse it out

I can't even begin to imagine the smell of it... or the looks of the coworkers in the bathroom when you rinse it in the sink :(

It's not like a tampon, you don't empty it as often as you would change a tampon. I have never had to empty it anywhere other than my own bathroom. And there is no smell, since the smell only occurs once the blood is exposed to air. The cup makes a vacuum seal, so air won't get up there to cause a smell.

[A.J.]

"let it bleeeed, let it bleeeed..."

Well we all need someone we can bleed on.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/LetItBleed.leftover.jpg

[grlNIN]

I am glad you get me sometimes.