Ever Shit Yourself As An Adult

[Gvac]

Pretty straight forward. Have you crapped your pants at any time after childhood?

[Chuck Norris]

If sharting yourself counts, then hells ya

[ToiletCrusher]

Saying no makes you also a liar.

[RhinoinMN]

I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings a week ago. Got up from the table. Shit my pants. Went into the bathroom and cut them off of me with my survival knife. Cleaned up and left.

[TheMojoPin]

The last time I had such an accident was when I was 13 and choked on a Pringle and was coughing and hacking and choking so hard trying to breath and get the thing down or up that I bopped a bomb in my drawers. While 13 is the cusp of young manhood, besides that, no, as I'm not a disgusting animal I have not shat myself since.

[mikeyboy]

Yes, I had a stomach virus were I was alternating shitting and puking. One time I was sitting on the toilet and felt the urge to puke and there was no easy way to hit the sink or the tub, so I pulled up my underwear and spun around and started puking. I learned it's very difficult to clench while you're puking.

[Gvac]

St. Patrick's Day, 1996.

A day that will live in infamy.

[lleeder]

I think childhood ends at 30. so no.

[WampusCrandle]

no, but it always seems to be a photo finish - specifically because i must take pictures of all my shits.

[joethebartender]

Yes, but not since breakfast.:smile:

[Ritalin]

Yep, golfing after a night of drinking and White Castle. Thought it was gas, wasn't.

Purposefully hit my drive into the woods, went looking for it and ditched the drawers.

Finished the round commando, won 8 bucks.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I was jogging once and had to take a mega dump, and I ironically said "oh shit!" har har

I was a few blocks from home, thought I'd make it. got outside my place, and then made my mistake: i tried to do that two-step leap up the stairs. While I'm running up the steps, out shot a squirt of log through the pants leg and onto the step.

[Marc with a c]

i miss ralphy.

[biozombie]

Luckily, I was at home for all 3,974 times it's happened.

[Don Stugots]

i never have but i found out today that my mom did twice.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i never have but i found out today that my mom did twice.

Were both times during anal?

[Farmer Dave]

It happens. In my line of work you aren't always near a shitter, or even go good place to hide. Hours change, food settles wrong, next thing ya know you're burying you undies in a field.

[sr71blackbird]

((GROSS ALERT!))

Last year I was over a friends sisters house and went a little overboard with eating at a party they were having and I couldn't wait to get home and use my own bathroom, because theirs was horrible. So I left and was racing home and at one point, didn't think I could make it so I pulled behind a store. It was like midnight, and I pul behind thinking I could shit behind a dumpster or something and as I am getting out of the car, see a bunch of teenagers hanging out and I had to rush back to my car. Now, my body thought relief was near, and I had to stop, so the feeling was reaaaaaly intense, so I start heading home again and as I am getting closer and closer to my house, my ass couldn't wait. So, I am running to my door and unlocking it and my ass lets go, and I am shitting my pants as I rush in and get to the toilet. What a mess! It was everywhere! I had to throw out my clothes and take a shower and clean up the bathroom. The worst!

[sr71blackbird]

Oh, I forgot. My brother in laws bachelor party. I was hammered and we were bar hopping and going to strip clubs and eating hot wings and all kinds of bar food all night, and I tried to use the bathroom at the strip club, but there wasn't even a fucking knob on the door! So, I leave and am racing home on the Southern State and I absolutely cannot hold it anymore and I pull over onto the shoulder and run into the bushes. I barely got my pants down as a 6 foot stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of my ass into the bushes. I was covered with it but had to drive home in my funk. Bad. I had to do the same thing as above.

[TheGameHHH]

No, but at the age of 22 I shit in my driveway. I was out to dinner with my girlfriend at the time and after I dropped her off at her house I had to dump like I've never had to before. I thought I could make it home and I almost did. I was clenching my ass with one hand and driving with the other, sweating the whole time. The garage at my parents house has a numbered code push pad but if you dont enter the code properly you have to wait 30 seconds for it to reset. I finally made it home and I had to shit so badly that I mistyped the code and couldnt wait 30 seconds for the key pad to reset. I turned around, dropped trou in my parents driveway and shit everywhere.

[KingModem]

Super Diarrhea while running from the car to the gas station bathroom. I tried to somehow clean my underwear, when i realized it is probably easier to just throw them away. Then i freeballed it through my girlfriends high school graduation party.

And another time, I tried to fight in my girlfriends face, and I pooped more diarrhea.