Ever eat shit, yourself, as an adult?

[RhinoinMN]

ESD did. Who else?

[Chuck Norris]

I was eating out an ex all drunk one night and found out later I ate her ass, so I guess me

[TheMojoPin]

What about someone else's?

[lleeder]

Do crabs and lobsters count?

[ToiletCrusher]

I ate carp once. That's kind of like eating shit.

[JohnCharles]

poopy is awful.

[WampusCrandle]

poopy is awful.

we must agree to disagree, sir.

[razorboy]

Does fast food count?

[landarch]

My cat tends to get small, hard dingleberries.

Sometimes when she goes outside she has to be carried back inside, due to stubbornness.

Once as I was driving I was eating oreos--or something similarly dark, chocolate, and crunchy. I had been holding my cat earlier.

When the time came to pick all the crumbs off of me, one of them wasn't chocolate.

It was the worst culinary experience I could have imagined.

Next time I'll just brush the crumbs off, and not try to eat them like a slovenly wierdo.

[tanless1]

Not on purpose.

[chazworth]

On purpose!

[epo]

That's redunkerous.