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topless_mike
03-17-2009, 05:32 AM
I was in this dollar store, and I saw, what I thought, were boxes of condoms. Now I'm not a smart guy, but if $.99 cheese isnt that good, I cant imagine $.99 condoms.

Got me thinking. Are you brand loyal to your rubs? Is there a superior brand, or will any do?

~Katja~
03-17-2009, 05:42 AM
don't like 'em, don't use 'em... especially not from the Dollar store...

epo
03-17-2009, 06:05 AM
I can't imagine spending $.99 on a single condom, much less a box.

disneyspy
03-17-2009, 06:07 AM
I can't imagine spending $.99 on a single condom, much less a box.

they are used for sex

west milly Tom
03-17-2009, 06:37 AM
don't like 'em, don't use 'em... especially not from the Dollar store...



Awesome, totally awesome. Hehe

Misteriosa
03-17-2009, 06:44 AM
i read the title and thought this was gonna be one of those "the condom broke" stories and how your girl was getting carted off to see doc marten :o

hammersavage
03-17-2009, 06:51 AM
What's a condom?

John Galt
03-17-2009, 06:54 AM
When I'm forced to use them, I'll go with Trojan. The Durex packaging just looks cheap to me. And years ago when Team America: World Police came out, some girl was handing out Team America Durex Condoms on campus. That soured me on the things.

Hottub
03-17-2009, 06:55 AM
I can't imagine spending $.99 on a single condom, much less a box.


Epo only goes for them classy hookers.

And the only thing you should EVER buy at a dollar store is maybe a mylar balloon.
Everything else is absolute shite.

Snoogans
03-17-2009, 06:55 AM
a real man uses will power to stop the transfer of STDs

hammersavage
03-17-2009, 06:56 AM
a real man uses will power to stop the transfer of STDs

And some men only have their lust quenched by virgins.

mikeyboy
03-17-2009, 06:57 AM
I saw pregnancy tests at a dollar store at the shore. I wouldn't trust those either.

Snoogans
03-17-2009, 06:58 AM
And some men only have their lust quenched by virgins.

obviously those arent men who like to fuck. VIRGINS ARE A HASSLE. ITS NOT FUN. ITS NOT DESIRABLE. JUST STOP.

Unless you have a pencil dick, its awful

ravn816
03-17-2009, 06:58 AM
When I was using them, I preferred Trojans to be honest. Least uncomfortable of the brands I used. I HATED Lifestyles. Felt like motherfucking rug burn of the crotch after using those.

Have to say, very happy to be married and on the pill so I don't have to use them anymore.

hammersavage
03-17-2009, 07:02 AM
The pill being $.99 would be an issue.

Hottub
03-17-2009, 07:04 AM
When I was using them, I preferred Trojans to be honest. Least uncomfortable of the brands I used. I HATED Lifestyles. Felt like motherfucking rug burn of the crotch after using those.

Have to say, very happy to be married and on the pill so I don't have to use them anymore.


http://chanamiller.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/05/huh.gif

~Katja~
03-17-2009, 07:13 AM
i read the title and thought this was gonna be one of those "the condom broke" stories and how your girl was getting carted off to see doc marten :o

I have a feeling he DID buy them.. after all his wife is expecting

BeerBandit
03-17-2009, 07:44 AM
a real man uses will power to stop the transfer of STDs
Another skill appears making me wish I could use The Force. It would be so key to just "push" closed my vas deferens.

west milly Tom
03-17-2009, 07:50 AM
Its not about the brand its about the type. Trojan in the white wrapper with the spermacidal lube feel the best buy are way too snug. There's a durex variety that I'm becoming more and more partial to these days.

hammersavage
03-17-2009, 07:56 AM
One little bottle of Spermicidal lube? You think Becca woulda been like 'Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would have been able to handle your four inch dick without that gigantic bottle of lube!' These girls are 18 years old, there not dried up old ladies, there good to go.



And scene.

Contra
03-17-2009, 03:42 PM
I like Trojans that have the spermicide. I used durex for years but I found the Trojans felt better. Lifestyles almost guarentee pregnancy.

BeerBandit
03-17-2009, 03:47 PM
Lambskins are nice. Reminds me of growing up on the farm in NW NJ.

grlNIN
03-17-2009, 03:47 PM
One little bottle of Spermicidal lube? You think Becca woulda been like 'Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would have been able to handle your four inch dick without that gigantic bottle of lube!' These girls are 18 years old, there not dried up old ladies, there good to go.



And scene.

Nice.