Gvac vs Jay Mohr [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

TheMojoPin

03-17-2009, 03:15 PM

The rules of physics and sanity itself seem to be in flux around Jay Mohr. Tread carefully.

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Marc with a c

03-17-2009, 03:22 PM

both. wait no, neither.

TooLowBrow

03-17-2009, 03:22 PM

cant they both just post under the name gjay?

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 03:24 PM

i voted for the one usin his boardname

underdog

03-17-2009, 03:29 PM

cant they both just post under the name gjay?

I personally like jgay.

drjoek

03-17-2009, 03:31 PM

Big Ass Night of Fights ??

Hottub

03-17-2009, 03:33 PM

Please.

Until jayjay comes to my house with wine and pastries, engages me for hours in lively conversation, calls me to see if I am OK, hits on my wife...

This isn't even a contest. Mr. Hollywood takes a back seat to Bergen's Best!!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3246&size=1

*edit*

Damn. I just had a Lenny moment.

But it did move.

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 03:33 PM

Big Ass Night of Fights ??

this could be the undercard at fez vs lleeder,the davey shower strikes back

underdog

03-17-2009, 03:34 PM

this could be the undercard at fez vs lleeder,the davey shower strikes back

I think the undercard is who can be the creepier, silent guy in the corner. It's me vs Sailor.

Foster

03-17-2009, 03:35 PM

this could be the undercard at fez vs lleeder,the davey shower strikes back

the way these feuds have been popping up, it should be a fatal four

BlackSpider

03-17-2009, 03:40 PM

I voted Gvac.
Jay didn't vote for me in the "favourite ex-FBA'er" poll, Gvac did...

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 03:43 PM

I voted Gvac.
Jay didn't vote for me in the "favourite ex-FBA'er" poll, Gvac did...

I never saw that poll... I think gvac is fezfez and I voted for fezfez in the other poll against jayjay... so maybe I should vote jayjay just to be fair

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 03:45 PM

I never saw that poll... I think gvac is fezfez and I voted for fezfez in the other poll against jayjay... so maybe I should vote jayjay just to be fair

I'm sorry, but being the shape our country is in, I figured we should remember the good times in our US history.

So I set the poll so women can't vote

TheMojoPin

03-17-2009, 03:45 PM

I'm sorry, but maybe you people aren't paying attention.

Jay Mohr is FAMOUS.

Gvac is not.

Snoogans, I appreciate that you are of similar mind and can see why Jay Mohr is so much more important than Gvac.

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 03:46 PM

hammersavage

03-17-2009, 03:46 PM

I never saw that poll... I think gvac is fezfez and I voted for fezfez in the other poll against jayjay... so maybe I should vote jayjay just to be fair

I saw it. And I know who got my vote.

denko

03-17-2009, 03:46 PM

does jay mohr play an SG? i think NOT! unless he does, in that case i apologize, BUT THEN, AND ONLY THEN!

TheMojoPin

03-17-2009, 03:48 PM

And way younger. Old people like Gvac are such a drain on tax dollars

Jay Mohr was just interviewed by Rachel Ray.

Would an important person like Rachel Ray spend time talking to a nobody like Gvac?

I think not.

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 03:49 PM

Jay Mohr was just interviewed by Rachel Ray.

Would an important person like Rachel Ray spend time talking to a nobody like Gvac?

I think not.

Even Crankcase wont talk to Gvac

spot

03-17-2009, 03:50 PM

Jay Mohr was just interviewed by Rachel Ray.

Would an important person like Rachel Ray spend time talking to a nobody like Gvac?

I think not. All the more reason to vote against him. Viva La Gvac!:king:

TheMojoPin

03-17-2009, 03:52 PM

TV star, movie star, accomplished author...Jay Mohr has done it all.

Gvac, however, is known for what he has lost...his hat, his band, his youth, his sanity.

The choice should be clear.

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 03:54 PM

vote for the old crazy dude,bitches

mikeyboy

03-17-2009, 03:56 PM

vote for the old crazy dude,bitches

You're not an option.

DiabloSammich

03-17-2009, 04:05 PM

How is Jay Mohr in bed? That's only way I can give a fair comparison.

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 04:08 PM

I'm sorry, but being the shape our country is in, I figured we should remember the good times in our US history.

So I set the poll so women can't vote

right, but East German gymnasts have a testosterone overload ... sorry that my history overpowers yours ;)

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 04:09 PM

You're not an option.

:face:

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 04:09 PM

right, but East German gymnasts have a testosterone overload ... sorry that my history overpowers yours ;)
hmmmmm.....i need a ruling from the judges....

they say if you were an olympic athlete ONLY, then you are man enough to vote in this poll

otherwise, you are still a woman

mikeyboy

03-17-2009, 04:10 PM

I voted for the one who has given me fewer headaches.

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 04:11 PM

gvac may seem to be winning. But the admin and mod voted for Jay Mohr. So we have the power to delete Gvac's votes. He cant win

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TheMojoPin

03-17-2009, 04:11 PM

hmmmmm.....i need a ruling from the judges....

they say if you were an olympic athlete ONLY, then you are man enough to vote in this poll

otherwise, you are still a woman

http://www.ugo.com/tv/best-sketch-comedies/images/vera-de-milo.jpg

sailor

03-17-2009, 04:12 PM

jayjay is a man of distinction who probably likes green olives.

DolaMight

03-17-2009, 04:27 PM

I can't wait for Celebrity Big Ass Night of Fights

Cvag

03-17-2009, 04:44 PM

Gvac, no contest.

DolaMight

03-17-2009, 04:47 PM

this is a revolution, half of ronfez.net will secede to form a more jayjay centric forum. dire times.

STC-Dub

03-17-2009, 04:51 PM

The famous one.

Recyclerz

03-17-2009, 04:56 PM

Since both gentlemen have their strong points, my vote can be influenced by offers of remuneration. The clock is ticking....

/Just sayin'. :innocent:

Hater_McGee

03-17-2009, 05:06 PM

Jay Mohr is so bad after working with him Keanu Reeves prayed for a Matrix 4 script.

Hater_McGee

03-17-2009, 05:07 PM

Gvac is so bad Fez wouldn't jack to him.

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 05:10 PM

this bit wont make it long

hammersavage

03-17-2009, 05:12 PM

I think were supposed to go 'HOW BAD IS HE?'

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 05:16 PM

how bad is he?

Dougie Brootal

03-17-2009, 05:27 PM

how bad is he?

not as bad as hater mcgee...

Ricky24

03-17-2009, 05:28 PM

i voted for the one usin his boardname

why did you vote against me then? don't we all use our board name? I'm confused.

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 05:29 PM

why did you vote against me then? don't we all use our board name? I'm confused.

i think he meant cause i put your real name in the poll, and not Gvac's real name.

Pay no mind to him, he is in a bad mood cause he hasnt gotten hard in 4 months

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 05:30 PM

why did you vote against me then? don't we all use our board name? I'm confused.

the guy that set this poll up used your real name,it was more a vote against him

Ricky24

03-17-2009, 05:30 PM

Big Ass Night of Fights ??

why did you vote against me?

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 05:31 PM

the guy that set this poll up used your real name,it was more a vote against him

voting against me is like voting against innocent children

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 05:38 PM

why did you vote against me?

I know you did not ask me... but for what it's worth you broke one rule today that had me vote the other way... posting PM's is a :nono:

Still love Gary Unmarried... even if that makes me an as kissing fan"boy" in gvac's eyes :)

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 05:40 PM

I know you did not ask me... but for what it's worth you broke one rule today that had me vote the other way... posting PM's is a :nono:

Still love Gary Unmarried... even if that makes me an as kissing fan"boy" in gvac's eyes :)

im working on getting that vote deleted

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 05:41 PM

im working on getting that vote deleted

sorry I already told ya ... east german testosterone will always be more manly than you

Hottub

03-17-2009, 05:41 PM

Did I mention Gvac brought me pastries?

Snoogans

03-17-2009, 05:42 PM

sorry I already told ya ... east german testosterone will always be more manly than you

i find it hard to believe you were an olympic swimmer. Show me some positive steroid test results and ill let the vote stand. Until then, you have a vagina

Tenbatsuzen

03-17-2009, 05:45 PM

Did you ever stop and think that jayjay may in fact be the greatest board character of all time?

Tenbatsuzen

03-17-2009, 05:46 PM

Did I mention Gvac brought me pastries?

Piefucker.

Gvac

03-17-2009, 05:46 PM

Did I mention Gvac brought me pastries?

And yet you still haven't voted.

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 05:47 PM

Did you ever stop and think that jayjay may in fact be the greatest board character of all time?

all the time

CofyCrakCocaine

03-17-2009, 05:50 PM

this bit wont make it long

this shit's deader than ESD's cock

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 05:50 PM

all the time

he isnt, he is the real deal

Hottub

03-17-2009, 05:50 PM

Piefucker.

NOT the worst thing you could call somebody.

Hottub

03-17-2009, 05:51 PM

And yet you still haven't voted.

Jay promised me cannoli!

mikeyboy

03-17-2009, 05:52 PM

NOT the worst thing you could call somebody.

No, I believe that would be "Matty-esque".

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 05:52 PM

i havent voted nor will I. Greg is a good friend and he believes he is right. Jay is a funny guy that I do enjoy on TV, here, on the show. I have no idea where the heat is coming from. I will offer to act as peacemaker in this and make the fighting stop.

mikeyboy

03-17-2009, 05:53 PM

Tenbatsuzen

03-17-2009, 05:53 PM

No, I believe that would be "Matty-esque".

successful, handsome, happily married?

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 05:54 PM

Tenbatsuzen

03-17-2009, 05:54 PM

Only if you conduct the sitdown with the puppet.

That... would... RULE.

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 05:55 PM

Only if you conduct the sitdown with the puppet.

well then i would not the peace maker, he would be but that is possible.

Hottub

03-17-2009, 05:56 PM

Only if you conduct the sitdown with the puppet.

Mikey RULES!!! Great idea.

Plus the puppet got more personality den you.

jayjay-Gvac sitdown...
Coming soon!

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 05:58 PM

successful, handsome, happily married?

two out of three aint bad...

Mikey RULES!!! Great idea.

Plus the puppet got more personality den you.

jayjay-Gvac sitdown...
Coming soon!

PMs have been sent to both. i sent it as the liaison for Stugots Puppet.

CofyCrakCocaine

03-17-2009, 06:01 PM

Only women should expect a fellow to fight their battles for 'em. And any fellow fighting a woman's battles is a fuckwhit.

I ain't voting.

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 06:05 PM

a sit down? oi veyh... what am I going to wear???

http://i43.tinypic.com/e995qp.jpg

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 06:09 PM

i love that pic. are the others ready?

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 06:09 PM

i love that pic. are the others ready?

uploading them this week... now that I am back online :)

JerseyRich

03-17-2009, 06:11 PM

Is this a vote for who is sexier or more talented?

Either way, it's damn close.

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 06:17 PM

Is this a vote for who is sexier or more talented?

Either way, it's damn close.

its a vote on who makes .netters cry best;gvacs sheepy or jayjays fezfez

JerseyRich

03-17-2009, 06:20 PM

I voted for Passaic County over Essex County. Seriously...who lives in Essex County?

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 06:21 PM

blacks

Heather 8

03-17-2009, 06:22 PM

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 06:23 PM

And of course said sitdown will take place at 6 PM Sunday.

no, i was going to do it in private unless both parties say different

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 06:24 PM

no, i was going to do it in private unless both parties say different

I say t should take place in a Ford Fiesta and it gets posted on youtube!

JerseyRich

03-17-2009, 06:24 PM

no, i was going to do it in private unless both parties say different

I would like to know if there is one thing you haven't tried to wiggle your way into.

disneyspy

03-17-2009, 06:24 PM

is it hack to say "i wish they'd just fuck and rid this thread of the sexual tension"?

~Katja~

03-17-2009, 06:26 PM

I would like to know if there is one thing you haven't tried to wiggle your way into.

your ass??? or are you trying to tell us something?

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 06:26 PM

I would like to know if there is one thing you haven't tried to wiggle your way into.

your pants

KingGeno

03-17-2009, 06:26 PM

Who should I vote for? I know nothing of either's values, dreams, and promises....

JerseyRich

03-17-2009, 06:27 PM

your pants

There's barely enough room for me in there.

Don Stugots

03-17-2009, 06:28 PM

There's barely enough room for me in there.

zactly

Hottub

03-17-2009, 06:37 PM

This Sunday, on a Very Special "Experience"...

King Hippos Bandaid

03-17-2009, 06:51 PM

hmmm this is a tough one

suck up to a famous comedian who i think is hilarious, but he don't know me from a hole in the wall and vote for him

or vote for my buddy Gvac who is first class all the way

I vote Gvac

epo

03-17-2009, 06:52 PM

I vote for the wolf shirt.

No seriously....I did.

CofyCrakCocaine

03-17-2009, 07:11 PM

I'm still not going to vote, because of my previous statements and not backing down from said previous statements, etc.

But I really am leaning more towards Gvac. I'd like vote for him if I had to right now.

hammersavage

03-17-2009, 08:11 PM

I disqualify myself cuz I done em both!

Tenbatsuzen

03-17-2009, 08:16 PM

a sit down? oi veyh... what am I going to wear???

http://i43.tinypic.com/e995qp.jpg

Stu-Gay Puppet?

ToiletCrusher

03-17-2009, 08:20 PM

how do you vote gay vs. gay ??

My vote is for gay.

A.J.

03-18-2009, 02:33 AM

i wish jay and gvac would just fuck and rid this cesspool of the damn sexual tension

~Katja~

03-18-2009, 02:40 AM

Stu-Gay Puppet?

he has many faces... stay tuned

Whiskeyportal

03-18-2009, 04:35 AM

I voted for the one that has made me laugh the most. Gvac all the way.

disneyspy

03-18-2009, 05:17 AM

is it hack to say "i wish they'd just fuck and rid this thread of the sexual tension"?

i wish jay and gvac would just fuck and rid this cesspool of the damn sexual tension

gettin close soon,i feel a new rant comin on

Annie Waits

03-18-2009, 05:20 AM

jayjay doesn't want to be my friend on here so gvac wins!! plus my boyfriend did the turkey trot with fez so there!!!

Big_Joe

03-18-2009, 07:12 PM

I'll only vote for people I have met in person.

burrben

03-18-2009, 07:40 PM

gvac because jayjay will never tell martin mull i said hello

KennyBania

03-18-2009, 07:50 PM

How is Jay Mohr in bed? That's only way I can give a fair comparison.

he is banging Nikki Cox....

Gvac

03-18-2009, 07:51 PM

gvac because jayjay will never tell martin mull i said hello

Damn, I loved Martin Mull when I used to watch the old "Fernwood Tonight" reruns.

Haven't seen them in ages.

Snoogans

03-18-2009, 07:51 PM

Damn, I loved Martin Mull when I used to watch the old "Fernwood Tonight" reruns.

Haven't seen them in ages.

the red roof inn guy?

hammersavage

03-18-2009, 07:53 PM

Colonel Mustard's a fairy.

Gvac

03-18-2009, 07:53 PM

Colonel Mustard's a fairy.

But it don't bother Mary!

sailor

03-20-2009, 10:41 AM

i can't believe all you mo's voted for gvac. how many impressions can he do? none. jayjay all the way!

Don Stugots

03-20-2009, 10:43 AM

i didnt vote for him.

disneyspy

03-20-2009, 10:45 AM

this poll is irrevelant now that gvac called in to kiss jays ass

drjoek

03-20-2009, 11:36 AM

this poll is irrevelant now that gvac called in to kiss jays ass

Gvac folded like a 3 dollar suit case

TheMojoPin

03-20-2009, 12:13 PM

jayjay's insight into the spiritual and metaphysical world has truly opened up my eyes to new possibilities. Gvac would do well to study and listen to his teachings.

Gvac

03-20-2009, 12:36 PM

this poll is irrevelant now that gvac called in to kiss jays ass

Gvac folded like a 3 dollar suit case

Fucking liars.

Hitting a dead zone in upstate New York blows!

I didn't know I was talking to myself for a good 30 seconds.

All I said was I have no problem sitting down and discussing my problems with anyone, and when Ron asked what my problem with Jay was I started getting into it.

Little did I know no one else heard it.

disneyspy

03-20-2009, 12:39 PM

poor gvac,bad phone havin,ass kissin,jayjay lover

sailor

03-20-2009, 12:39 PM

Fucking liars.

Hitting a dead zone in upstate New York blows!

I didn't know I was talking to myself for a good 30 seconds.

All I said was I have no problem sitting down and discussing my problems with anyone, and when Ron asked what my problem with Jay was I started getting into it.

Little did I know no one else heard it.

could have sworn you said "no problem at all."

oh, yeah, and in your own boring voice. *yawn*

Furtherman

03-20-2009, 12:40 PM

I didn't know I was talking to myself for a good 30 seconds.

There is medical term for this.... it has to do with your mental state and whether it is stable or not. What is that term?

TheMojoPin

03-20-2009, 12:45 PM

Unleveled?

mikeyboy

03-20-2009, 12:55 PM

I didn't know I was talking to myself for a good 30 seconds.

You never do.

lleeder

03-20-2009, 01:00 PM

What was Gvac thinking calling in when he did? It was obvious the moment had passed and he had to rush in all willy nilly when the boys were already over him. Ok dramsity dram dram we get it you need to be loved.

Gvac

03-20-2009, 01:02 PM

ToiletCrusher

03-20-2009, 01:03 PM

HAHAHAHA!

Fucking corporate lawyers.

You're all the same.

You were a gentleman on the phone I thought. You spoke your mind and did it with gusto.

lleeder

03-20-2009, 01:05 PM

Its fun when only 2 people get the joke. Clique clique

lleeder

03-20-2009, 01:07 PM

You were a gentleman on the phone I thought. You spoke your mind and did it with gusto.

If "gusto" is french for "hang up when scared" then yes he did it with "gusto".

Furtherman

03-20-2009, 01:09 PM

There is medical term for this.... it has to do with your mental state and whether it is stable or not. What is that term?

Unleveled?

Maybe disheveled?

ToiletCrusher

03-20-2009, 01:10 PM

If "gusto" is french for "hang up when scared" then yes he did it with "gusto".

Exactly.