Meet the Fatfuck Family

[Judge Smails]

Family who are 'too fat to work' say £22,000 worth of benefits is not enough (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01367/fatfamily_1367600c.jpg


The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

Mr Chawner said: "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more."

[Turtle]

lazy fuckig slobs

[bigfatfuck]

I don't have to work?

[RhinoinMN]

Thread title is hilarious.

This is ridiculous. I'm sure they could work at any McDonalds.

[Dude!]

Family who are 'too fat to work' say £22,000 worth of benefits is not enough (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01367/fatfamily_1367600c.jpg

wtf
i've seen fatter people than that working
especially that lazy father

those daughters are so hideously ugly
they could make money in freak porn

[burrben]

theyre like little fat angels

[GreatAmericanZero]

they're english anyway...let those limeys pay for all their fatfucks in their nation, i see way fatter people working all the time in the grand US of A

[Turtle]

Fat, drunk and employed is no way to go through life son.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6506/deanwormer.jpg

[~Katja~]

daughter says she has no time to exercise cause she is a student... what about the parents who are home and not working?

[Devo37]

the father doesn't look particularly fat. get a job, slim!

[burrben]

they're english anyway...let those limeys pay for all their fatfucks in their nation, i see way fatter people working all the time in the grand US of A

i think toby keith wrote a song about it

[Judge Smails]

Found an article with more info (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-family-claim-simply-fat-work.html)

I think I'm in love

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/17/article-1162503-01D452C2000004B0-270_468x628.jpg

It says that their neighbors call them the Teletubbies

Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’

[grlNIN]

the father doesn't look particularly fat.



That's because they steal his food when he's not looking.

[underdog]

The father looks like a skinny Louis Anderson.

[burrben]

i hope these people get a reality show

[OGC]

Maybe if they can't buy enough food on the benefits they are getting they'll lose a little weight and the problem will be solved.

[~Katja~]

at least they worry about the heart... and drink wine
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/16/article-1162503-03EF1D0C000005DC-432_468x322.jpg

[burrben]

at least they worry about the heart... and drink wine
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/16/article-1162503-03EF1D0C000005DC-432_468x322.jpg

i dont know what bacon butties are, but they sound delicious


and i say fuck pears too

[Gvac]

i dont know what bacon butties are, but they sound delicious


and i say fuck pears too

I like you more and more every day.

[GreatAmericanZero]

British people are very fat. I watched a special on TLC that was a british documentary called "I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day". The funny thing was, it sounds exaggerated but when they added up what he ate it was actually more than 33,000 calories a day.

It was all about people that were too fat to leave their bed. They had a woman on that one that would eat ham/mayo/peanut butter sandwiches..made me want to vomit

[Judge Smails]

i dont know what bacon butties are, but they sound delicious



[QUOTE]
A bacon sandwich (also bacon sarnie or bacon butty (UK) and bacon sanger or pigwich (Aus)) is a form of sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich) made from cooked bacon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon) between two slices of bread (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread), perhaps toasted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast) and/or buttered (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter). Usually some form of sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauce), such as tomato ketchup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup) or brown sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_sauce), is included. (HP Sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce) advertises itself as the perfect complement to a bacon sandwich.)

Bacon sandwiches are an all-day favourite throughout the United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom). Rarely found on the menus of high class restaurants (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant), they are often served in greasy spoons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greasy_spoon). Other ingredients such as sausage, cheese, fried or scrambled egg and beans are often added.
[QUOTE]

[IMSlacker]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01367/fatfamily_1367600c.jpg

Are you sure those aren't the Wilson sisters?

[burrben]

so the british have butty and spotted dick. i wonder if they have any vag or taint-related foods.

[OGC]

so the british have butty and spotted dick. i wonder if they have any vag or taint-related foods.


:lol: :clap: :thumbup:

[SatCam]

Meet the Fatfuck Family

Not to be confused with the Obesehump Clan

[Devo37]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/shopping_list.jpg


and that's just their toilet paper supply.


HI-OOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[RoseBlood]

Yet another reason why the English shouldn't procreate.

[Hottub]

A couple dozen eggs.
A few steaks.
And a tube of Jimmy Dean saasij. 16 oz.



*edit*
I'd hit it.

[mikeyboy]

Can't work? Bullshit. They could totally sell cruises.









































j/k KHB

[JerseyRich]

Yet another reason why the English shouldn't procreate.

Don't make me angry.

Are you still hurt from my anti- St Pat's Day rant?

[Gvac]

Don't make me angry.

Are you still hurt from my anti- St Pat's Day rant?

She's Irish?

Ewwwww.

[JerseyRich]

She's Irish?

Ewwwww.

Half. I bet she's sportin a giant orange bush. :annoyed:

[lleeder]

There is a great show on BBC America that has lots of British Fatties. They take all of the food they would have eaten in a week and lay it out on a table. Then they have a table of new food that they have to eat. They analize the persons poo to see how unhealthy they are. Its pretty funny.

[santino]

i hope the whole fat family gets mauled by a bear.

do they have bears in england?

[JerseyRich]

There is a great show on BBC America that has lots of British Fatties. They take all of the food they would have eaten in a week and lay it out on a table. Then they have a table of new food that they have to eat. They analize the persons poo to see how unhealthy they are. Its pretty funny.

It's called "You are what you eat"

A leprechaun hosts it.
http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/273/index.jsp

[JerseyRich]

i hope the whole fat family gets mauled by a bear.

do they have bears in england?

Boy, do they!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SMryVGH2ppI/AAAAAAAACeQ/VB1t2G3eU6o/s400/bear3.jpg

[lleeder]

It's called "You are what you eat"

A leprechaun hosts it.
http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/273/index.jsp

I thought that was the title but it seemed too stupid of a name.

[Hottub]

i hope the whole fat family gets mauled by a bear.


Grrr.

[burrben]

the blonde daughter looks like grimace

http://www.300poundmusic.com/dump/images/grimace.jpg

[JerseyRich]

I thought that was the title but it seemed too stupid of a name.

"Show the ugly fatties what they eat in a month" was too long.

[RoseBlood]

Half. I bet she's sportin a giant orange bush. :annoyed:

Orange? No.
Hairy? DEFINITELY!

Thank you for making fun of my Italian side. :annoyed:
Hurtful. :glurps:

[Gvac]

Orange? No.
Hairy? DEFINITELY!

Thank you for making fun of my Italian side. :annoyed:
Hurtful. :glurps:

Stop pouting and go trim your mustache.

[JerseyRich]

And make me dinner...

http://populuxebooks.com/blog/media/retroapron.jpg

[~Katja~]

Can't work? Bullshit. They could totally sell cruises.









j/k KHB

wow you have been facing people left and right today... i sense some tension... the sexual kind... go get some relief! :)

[lleeder]

And make me dinner...

http://populuxebooks.com/blog/media/retroapron.jpg

She'd never cook a gay terrorist sandwich.

[SatCam]

She'd never cook a gay terrorist sandwich.

explodes in your mouth, not in your hand

[JerseyRich]

She'd never cook a gay terrorist sandwich.

I'm no terrorist.

[lleeder]

I'm no terrorist.

The bread you use funds it.

[~Katja~]

And make me dinner...

http://populuxebooks.com/blog/media/retroapron.jpg

if the pattern was across the bust her boobs would look more like Rose's boobs

[hammersavage]

if the pattern was across the bust her boobs would look more like Rose's boobs

What pics have you seen? Or taken?? :blink:

[MC Pee Pants]

theyre like little fat angels

Cherubs...They're called Cherubs.

[hammersavage]

I even notice a lot of fatties in Wee Britain.

[RoseBlood]

How does Britian have so may fatties when their food is so terrible?

[JerseyRich]

How does Britian have so may fatties when their food is so terrible?

They make good chocolate. Better than the piece of shit that Hershey's calls chocolate.

[~Katja~]

fried foods, fatty foods for breakfast alone... and lots of beer... a lot of unemployment and no exercise...

sadly Germany is getting there these days...

[hammersavage]

They make good chocolate. Better than the piece of shit that Hershey's calls chocolate.

Yea cuz Belgians are so fat.

[~Katja~]

They make good chocolate. Better than the piece of shit that Hershey's calls chocolate.

:lol:


ha
sorry... that's terrible

[burrben]

fried foods, fatty foods for breakfast alone... and lots of beer... a lot of unemployment and no exercise...

sadly Germany is getting there these days...

obesity will eventually lead to world peace. everyone will be too fat to fight

[hammersavage]

British people just have no self discipline or sense of pride or even musical skills on an unrelated not. Everyone I've met has been unkempt and slovenly and effeminate.

[hammersavage]

I do say they are a most ghastly people.

http://www.hogwartsherald.com/wp-content/uploads/uncle_vernon.gif

[JerseyRich]

British people just have no self discipline or sense of pride or even musical skills on an unrelated not. Everyone I've met has been unkempt and slovenly and effeminate.


I hope you're wearing Green when I see you next.

[hammersavage]

I'll have a nice Wilco shirt on that you wouldn't dare spill an ounce of my precious blood upon.

[burrben]

I'll have a nice Wilco shirt on that you wouldn't dare spill an ounce of my precious blood upon.

wilco is playing in athens soon.







crazy

[JerseyRich]

wilco is playing in athens soon.







crazy

He only said that because I gave him the tshirt.

[WampusCrandle]

lazy fuckig slobs

they most certainly are. your bad ass sig makes me thing you should go to England and kick their fat bodies into shape.

You have a cool hog!

[hammersavage]

Fine, I'll wear another one of the few I own.

[Judge Smails]

obesity will eventually lead to world peace. everyone will be too fat to fight

I have seen the future and it looks grand.


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[PapaBear]

This is ridiculous. I'm sure they could work at any McDonalds.
And while we're at it, let's set up a training program to get day care jobs for pedophiles.

[burrben]

He only said that because I gave him the tshirt.

but still... i want to be relevent

[burrben]

I have seen the future and it looks grand.


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ITS PEGGY HILL!!!! :clap:

[A.J.]

They should take up smoking. It keeps you nice and thin.