My wife wont put out...

[topless_mike]

:sad:
This sucks.

Its been way too long.
I know, its partly my fault as well.

Just needed to say it.

[Hottub]

the trash.
I get stuck doing it every night.

I know, its partly my fault as well.

Just needed to say it.

[JerseyRich]

:sad:
This sucks.

Its been way too long.
I know, its partly my fault as well.

Just needed to say it.

Just slip it in while she's sleeping. I hear they like that.

[MisterSmith]

the cat.

I get stuck doing it every night.

Then the cat finds a way to get back inside, puts me outside, and locks the door. I am stuck pounding on the locked door for hours until my wife finally lets me back in.

I know, its partly my fault as well.

Just needed to say it.

[RhinoinMN]

It could be worse. My wife puts out, but with the pills I take I can't seem to finish. Its really frustrating. Good thing we are done having kids.

This is not about me though.

Keep trying, you'll get her with your amazing charm.

[~Katja~]

isn't she way prego right now??? damn right it's your fault!

not every woman gets horny during pregnancy...

[EliSnow]

Stop showing her this picture!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=15

[drjoek]

I thought was going to be one of those misleading titled thread but its not.



If she's late pregnant. Sex releases oxytocin which can stimulate contractions. She's just trying to prevent an early delivery. She's looking out for the family and your unborn childs health.
Go spank it.

[nate1000]

these candles.
I am afraid that she's going to burn the fucking house down.

I know, its partly my fault as well. Should paid that damn electric bill.

Just needed to say it.

[topless_mike]

Go spank it.

its been since october.
:down:

[Judge Smails]

Haven't you been paying attention to Ron?

http://www.onlinepersonalswatch.com/.a/6a00d834515c5f69e2010537027272970c-800wi

[TjM]

its been since october.
:down:

Ashleymadison.com



I KEED! :smoke:

[~Katja~]

I thought was going to be one of those misleading titled thread but its not.



If she's late pregnant. Sex releases oxytocin which can stimulate contractions. She's just trying to prevent an early delivery. She's looking out for the family and your unborn childs health.
Go spank it.

not to forget back pains, ligament pains... gained weight, greasy hair and anything but glowing skin... whoever said pregnancy is so glamorous was an ass... the majority feels less than attractive and between that and the pains... sex is really the last thing on the mind...

was she more active the first time around?

[drjoek]

Get her really drunk?








(Obviously I kid)

[topless_mike]

was she more active the first time around?

i dont remember.

[RhinoinMN]

its been since october.
:down:

I retract my previous post. I feel for you. I will feel you if you wish.

[disneyspy]

her sister

im gettin tired of havin sex with the barbie twins every nite

[JerseyRich]

I'd give you my cell phone number but I'm afraid you might get the wrong idea and try to hump my leg.

[Ritalin]

My wife won't putt out.

No. She's gotta mark the ball, clean it, step back and take a good look at it, then take her sweet ass time with a couple of practice swings. I say "c'mon, honey, there are people waiting for us in the fairway. Just make it and move on."

I'm not giving her that putt, either. No way. There's money riding on it.

[drjoek]

My wife won't putt out.

No. She's gotta mark the ball, clean it, step back and take a good look at it, then take her sweet ass time with a couple of practice swings. I say "c'mon, honey, there are people waiting for us in the fairway. Just make it and move on."

I'm not giving her that putt, either. No way. There's money riding on it.



Fuck Gimmies!

[Jujubees2]

I thought was going to be one of those misleading titled thread but its not.



If she's late pregnant. Sex releases oxytocin which can stimulate contractions. She's just trying to prevent an early delivery. She's looking out for the family and your unborn childs health.
Go spank it.

I had the opposite occur with our first. My wife was past her due date and the doctor prescribed SEX! And there was no co-pay!

[drjoek]

I had the opposite occur with our first. My wife was past her due date and the doctor prescribed SEX! And there was no co-pay!



Same here but if its not time yet avoiding sex will help.

Best Rx I ever got from an MD

[Marc with a c]

yes she does.

[Caseyelan]

:sad:
This sucks.

Its been way too long.
I know, its partly my fault as well.

Just needed to say it.

I feel your pain.

I do.

We are going on a month.

It's not easy. But, physically I can't do it.

[Aggie]

Sorry for your loss, but seriously, she's busy creating life. You'll get some when she's ready.

Casey, you're avatar is so adorable! It made me smile really big!

[topless_mike]

I feel your pain.

I do.

We are going on a month.

It's not easy. But, physically I can't do it.

:glurps:

[CountryBob]

Blowjobs out of the question as well?

[Dougie Brootal]

just have her blow you. i dont see what the big deal is. or pull a lleeder and jerk off with her hand while she sleeps.

[Jujubees2]

just have her blow you. i dont see what the big deal is. or pull a lleeder and jerk off with her hand while she sleeps.

Yeah, take relationship advice from a guy who gets beer steins thrown at him.

It sucks you're not getting any now because there's also that six week period afterwards when her privates are off limits too.

[Aggie]

Yeah, take relationship advice from a guy who gets beer steins thrown at him.

It sucks you're not getting any now because there's also that six week period afterwards when her privates are off limits too.

I can't wait to have that excuse!

[Fatwreck86]

The AIDS.

I am afraid I've passed it on to thousands.

I know, it's partly my fault. Should have worn a condom.

Just needed to say it.

[ANC]

Casey, you're avatar is so adorable! It made me smile really big!

x2 :smile:

[Farmer Dave]

I know its no help,but i understand. My wife's second preg. didn't go so well and there was a looong stretch with out sex. Handies and blow jobs only go so far. In the end we had a healthy daughter. Sucks now, but ride it out.

[~Katja~]

if it makes you feel better even though I am not pregnant and not married I haven't been laid since right around that time either... consider it a sympathy act.
Let me know when I can lift it and go out.

[disneyspy]

if it makes you feel better even though I am not pregnant and not married I haven't been laid since right around that time either... consider it a sympathy act.
Let me know when I can lift it and go out.

sympathy act! sympathy act! why i never!

[topless_mike]

if it makes you feel better even though I am not pregnant and not married I haven't been laid since right around that time either... consider it a sympathy act.
Let me know when I can lift it and go out.

help me help you ?

[Don Stugots]

Stop showing her this picture!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=15

its enough to make her vomit and swear off men.

[Turtle]

:sad:

Its been way too long.
I know, its partly my fault as well.


Sounds like you know what needs to be done.

[Friday]

topless mike was in my dream last night.
i really need to stop reading this board right before i go to bed.

also, turtley is the only reason i would ever visit Iowa. Ever. :tongue:

[topless_mike]

topless mike was in my dream last night.
i really need to stop reading this board right before i go to bed.



she does like me

:)

[JerseyRich]

its enough to make her vomit and swear off men.


That's just me and Gvac practicing our ventriloquism act.

It's designed to rival that retarded Stugots Puppet act.

[~Katja~]

That's just me and Gvac practicing our ventriloquism act.

It's designed to rival that retarded Stugots Puppet act.

stugots puppet is dreamy

[RhinoinMN]

topless mike was in my dream last night.
i really need to stop reading this board right before i go to bed.

also, turtley is the only reason i would ever visit Iowa. Ever. :tongue:

I live close to Iowa:glurps:

[mikeyboy]

That's just me and Gvac practicing our ventriloquism act.

It's designed to rival that retarded Stugots Puppet act.

I wondered where your hand was.

[Ritalin]

I live close to Iowa:glurps:

You need to work on your bragging.

[A.J.]

I feel your pain.

I do.

We are going on a month.

It's not easy. But, physically I can't do it.

According to Dave, you're getting a dicking tonight!

[earthbrown]

not every woman gets horny during pregnancy...


No shit, I am dealing with lack of sex right now....my wife was a cow and wanted sex all the time, my new gf is tiny and does not want it much right now.


K

[John Galt]

Yeah, I'm in the same boat with everyone here: my chick is 19, and she constantly wants sex. I mean, you know? It's tough.

[topless_mike]

:smoke:

[ANC]

:smoke:

:thumbup: good for you mikey!

[~Katja~]

:smoke:

pulled a nooner?

[topless_mike]

i was desperate.

[~Katja~]

i was desperate.

I knew it was fresh... I smelled a bleachy stank all the way over here

[topless_mike]

bummer.

[topless_mike]

:thumbup: