wanna help me pick my soul mate?

[disneyspy]

so im goin thru emails on one of my old email thingees that i forgot about and i forgot i had signed up for match.com. i found some possibilties,but theres too many for me to choose and i cant tell my 3-D friends i signed up for one of those sights cuz they're all dicks. also i know we have at least 4 lawyers here and i dont know if this legal. can i post pix and bios? if so i'll let .net pick my next soulmate

[WampusCrandle]

nice! im in! i hope you like one-eyed chicks named Gary

[SatCam]

first post your pic and bio

[RhinoinMN]

Phyllis Diller

[disneyspy]

Phyllis Diller

she lives too far away

[BlackSpider]

c'mon spider,makin a thread about yourself is gay...

.

[epo]

so im goin thru emails on one of my old email thingees that i forgot about and i forgot i had signed up for match.com. i found some possibilties,but theres too many for me to choose and i cant tell my 3-D friends i signed up for one of those sights cuz they're all dicks. also i know we have at least 4 lawyers here and i dont know if this legal. can i post pix and bios? if so i'll let .net pick my next soulmate

I'm guessing its not....but when did it ever stop you before?

[zildjian361]

are you a man or a woman:unsure:

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i am sittin on the edge of my tampon just waiting for this to start....i hate all these technicalities bring on the bitches :)

[disneyspy]

I'm guessing its not....but when did it ever stop you before?
ha good point,but that was the 90s me
are you a man or a woman:unsure:

i'm a 45 year old guy that looks younger and acts even younger

[BlackSpider]

I know an annoying German broad that's gonna be jealous...

[SatCam]

<font color="deeppink"> i am sittin on the edge of my tampon just waiting for this to start....i hate all these technicalities bring on the bitches :)

wrong thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78423)

[~Katja~]

I know an annoying German broad that's gonna be jealous...

nah I asked my sister... she wouldn't come visit me, yet alone leave her home for some random old cock

[hammersavage]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHsQpTbQ9Uo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHsQpTbQ9Uo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


I'd love to pick you a lady.

[cougarjake13]

if they already posted it on another site doesnt that make it public and therefore you can do whatever you want with the pics ??

[disneyspy]

if they already posted it on another site doesnt that make it public and therefore you can do whatever you want with the pics ??

ya public domaine or whatever,sounds good,here come the pix first

[~Katja~]

if they already posted it on another site doesnt that make it public and therefore you can do whatever you want with the pics ??

no
there are copy rights on images as well as the sites are private and you have to be a member or even paid member to see the profiles

[~Katja~]

ya public domaine or whatever,sounds good,here come the pix first

shush commish

[SatCam]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg

[led37zep]

This might be the greatest idea of all time.

[mikeyboy]

You can do this little selection dance here, but you know you're just going to decide by cock size.

[Freakshow]

You can do this little selection dance here, but you know you're just going to decide by cock size.

"I am Susan. I just got out of prison."
"My idea of a perfect date--first I will push you to the ground. Then I will force you to drink anti-freeze until you pass out. Then I will pee on your chest chanting 'House on fire! House on fire!' Then you will wake up with a size nine boot shoot up your butt!"

http://susan.ytmnd.com/

[zildjian361]

You can do this little selection dance here, but you know you're just going to decide by cock size.

Easy Mikey don't you have some:banning: to do:smoke::drunk:

[disneyspy]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2uojuci.jpg

http://http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w6dvlj.jpg

the first 6

[WampusCrandle]

i like the 5th one the best, she looks fun and doesnt have crazy eyes like the 1st one.

[IamPixie]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHsQpTbQ9Uo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XHsQpTbQ9Uo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>



I could watch that commercial forever

[hammersavage]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2uojuci.jpg


Ok, here we go.


Might be a goer with the Coors in her hand. Not to classy but who is. Hair is too big for her own good and enough with the bronzer. She's orange. 2 diet sodas and light beer, might be weight conscious. Surprised she isn't from Jersey.

[Foster]

go for the blonde

[hammersavage]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

Looks like a mug shot. A little conservative looking. Really can't get to much from the picture.

[spoon]

i like the 5th one the best, she looks fun and doesnt have crazy eyes like the 1st one.

#5 indeed.

[WampusCrandle]

#5 indeed.

plus she looks like she skis, so you know she athletic

[RoseBlood]

I take it you like blondes?

Regardless, I'm going with Bachelorette #2.. she's a red X.

[disneyspy]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/jgtiq9.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/2uoh21d.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/f9flnp.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/28l4ec3.jpg

the next 6,they're all between 40 and 45 and live within 15 miles of me

ok 1 of em is younger and lives 14 hours away but shes cuter and cooler than all the chicks i haven't met so i threw her in

[hammersavage]

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

Nice looking woman. Pearl necklace is all class. Comes off as a Southern Belle.


http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg


Looks sporty and active. You mite have that in common to start with.


http://i40.tinypic.com/2w6dvlj.jpg


Too small to tell.



What's up with the blond requirement? I guess you put that as your type.

I like the chick with the pearl necklace. She looks all class and has an intelligent vibe about her.

[RoseBlood]

it's difficult to tell from the picture but #6 looks like a slightly older Cameron Diaz.

[WampusCrandle]

i like 2,3, and 5. 2 looks wholesome, 3 looks like she could have a good time, though it looks like gays are hanging all over her, and 5 seems interesting to me for some reason.

[hammersavage]

Well, of the new batch, 6 if far and away the hottest but I don't know if it would work.


Besides her, I hate this new group, the first one was much better. #2 if I had to pick one.

[spoon]

plus she looks like she skis, so you know she athletic

I think she's actually out snowmobile riding to be honest. Still, that means she's ready for Canadian Nascar and we all know Dspy LOVES foreigners and transplants. Perhaps she's of a Germanic background too.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dude, how old ARE you?

[spoon]

Dude, how old ARE you?

Gvac style

[disneyspy]

Dude, how old ARE you?

45 chronologically,15 mentally

[Sinestro]

http://http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg



the first 6

In no particular order
:bye:

[Foster]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2uoh21d.jpg





looks like one of moms who forces her daughter to do the beauty pageants

[Sinestro]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg


http://i41.tinypic.com/f9flnp.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/28l4ec3.jpg







:bye:

[Liverspot]

have you sent a pm to sue_bender?:smoke:

[RoseBlood]

ok, it's annoying that no.2 keeps showing up as a red x.

of the new crop though, no.4 has the crazy eyez and she looks like she's modeling for Home Expo.

[Foster]

do any of their profiles show their annual salaries?

[JerseyRich]

She telling you that she wants you to get in her kitchen...

So get in her kitchen!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2uoh21d.jpg

[hammersavage]

ok, it's annoying that no.2 keeps showing up as a red x.


Seriously, this red x chick could be the perfect mate and we'll never know cuz DS doesn't know how to edit. She could be a 10 and we'd never know it.

[disneyspy]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

[drjoek]

i'm a 45 year old guy that looks younger and acts even younger


Post of the day
I haven't laughed this hard since i looked at the yahoo March madness pool standings
:laugh:

[Foster]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

put the red x back

[hammersavage]

i think this is the red x chick


You like hair metal and big fingernails? Pick her then.

[RoseBlood]

looks like one of moms who forces her daughter to do the beauty pageants

she looks like she could kick disneyspy's butt.

[disneyspy]

ok ive got more email to go thru,i'll have 12 more tommorow,this tired out my eyes

[Liverspot]

Seriously, none of those women except kitchen babe is unacceptable.

Check some of the other criteria they list and not the "walking on the beach/romantic candlelit dinners" shit.

I have never signed up for one of these sites, I only know the stereotypes

[drjoek]

If they were in email you forgot about im sure the best ones have been waiting by the phone for a call.:wink:

[mikeyboy]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

Is she jumping on a trampoline?

[JerseyRich]

ok ive got more email to go thru,i'll have 12 more tommorow,this tired out my eyes


Cataracts?

It's ok old man.

[drjoek]

Is she jumping on a trampoline?

If she is, thats the one Id pick

[spoon]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Other/Images/TrollHotPinkHairBaby.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2725015003_3dbdbdf035.jpg

[razorboy]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

Has she been huffing pink spray paint?

[RoseBlood]

i think this is the red x chick

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

She looks like she's had one too many chemical peels.

[spoon]

She looks like she's had one too many chemical peels.

Is that another douche joke? :unsure:

[SatCam]

what ever happened to picking a mate based not just on looks but on personality and attitude????????????
































j/k:lol:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I could watch that commercial forever

I enjoyed the lyrics, but the Dud really hurt my feelings.

[epo]

Has she been huffing pink spray paint?

I can only hope for Disney's sake.

[DolaMight]

I wish I had time to participate in this selection, this might be my favorite thread ever. The only thing better would be if someone signed up for Ashley Madison dot com and posted candidate pics.

Disneyspy.... you're the greatest.

You can quote me on that on match.com

Oh My pick thus far is

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

She's wholesome, yet obviosly emotionally shattered. She was wronged and she has struggled to overcome her ex whereas the others will go back and forth with thier ex's and will tend to drink with your unemployed neighbor when you're at work. She's yours if you look after her.

[spoon]

I wish I had time to participate in this selection, this might be my favorite thread ever. The only thing better would be if someone signed up for Ashley Madison dot com and posted candidate pics.

Disneyspy.... you're the greatest.

You can quote me on that on match.com

Oh My pick thus far is

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

She's wholesome, yet obviosly emotionally shattered. She was wronged and she has struggled to overcome her ex whereas the others will go back and forth with thier ex's and will tend to drink with your unemployed neighbor when you're at work. She's yours if you look after her.

See, I go a totally different route with this one. To me, she looks like the physician office manager at a group practice who wants to control everything, including her two ex-husbands who ran for the hills. She's a mean cunt and pretty much hates you already JUST for living.

[DolaMight]

See, I go a totally different route with this one. To me, she looks like the physician office manager at a group practice who wants to control everything, including her two ex-husbands who ran for the hills. She's a mean cunt and pretty much hates you already JUST for living.

hmm, maybe. Looking into her eyes again, ehh no. With the pearls, and the satin blouse she has executive experience, her only husband brought her to all the social events but slept with his secretary and that's where you're confusing the cuntiness, it's actually anger mixed with trepidation. Trepidation about the dangers of unknowingly meeting a man like disneyspy.

Interesting though we both narrowed in on the conservative one from completely different angles.

[spoon]

hmm, maybe. Looking into her eyes again, ehh no. With the pearls, and the satin blouse she has executive experience, her only husband brought her to all the social events but slept with his secretary and that's where you're confusing the cuntiness, it's actually anger mixed with trepidation. Trepidation about the dangers of unknowingly meeting a man like disneyspy.

Interesting though we both narrowed in on the conservative one from completely different angles.

I guess there's only one way to find out!

Get on it Disneyspy.....figuratively and literally.

[underdog]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/wrx94g.jpg

That could be the god damn post of the year.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

http://i44.tinypic.com/jgtiq9.jpg



http://i41.tinypic.com/f9flnp.jpg


The one in the orange shirt looks perfect for you!

But this one in the blue dress seems ok - except she would look better with her natural hair color.

Shit dude, I am SO glad I'm married:wub:

[Reynolds]

I hope she posts on a message board for fans of "The View" and they're all making fun of your pic.

[EQ]

http://kyivpost.img.com.ua/img/forall/a/338/98.jpg


The Ukrainian Prime Minister is dating online?

With or without the braids...

[EQ]

http://kyivpost.img.com.ua/img/forall/a/338/08.jpg


Without the braids? Nice!


http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

[Jujubees2]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg

And she's a cheap date. All you need is a jar of Jif

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/410SD7eqLkL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg




http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg


http://i41.tinypic.com/f9flnp.jpg





this is the first 6 youve commented on,i'll give you til after bowling tonight to narrow it down to 3 and then i'll give you a sypnosis of their bios,pick 3 for me and i'll join and send all 3 emails,these are only the 40 to 45 year olds,should i enlarge my search to 30 to 45 year olds?

[~Katja~]

so did you get them as suggestions in your mail or did they actually contact you?


and I still have a sign on for ashley madison... I don't think there were pix unless they sent them to ya but maybe I should start a thread with that...lol after all I still get e-mail notifications that someone messaged me there even though I never signed on since the day I signed up...

[disneyspy]

so did you get them as suggestions in your mail or did they actually contact you?


and I still have a sign on for ashley madison... I don't think there were pix unless they sent them to ya but maybe I should start a thread with that...lol after all I still get e-mail notifications that someone messaged me there even though I never signed on since the day I signed up...

they sent me suggestions,i'm not a paid member yet so i dont have a bio or pix up,these came to me cuz i'm tryin to act my age and only said 40 to 45 years old for my preferences

[~Katja~]

they sent me suggestions,i'm not a paid member yet so i dont have a bio or pix up,these came to me cuz i'm tryin to act my age and only said 40 to 45 years old for my preferences

funny they had this stupid what would you do episode on last night

Is This a Stranger, or Your Date?
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=7165511

Blind Date Gone Awry
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=7165539

[Aggie]

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tony-romo-us-open.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tony-romo-us-open.jpg

hhahaaahahahhahahahaha
























i wish

[disneyspy]

this is the first 6 youve commented on,i'll give you til after bowling tonight to narrow it down to 3 and then i'll give you a sypnosis of their bios,pick 3 for me and i'll join and send all 3 emails,these are only the 40 to 45 year olds,should i enlarge my search to 30 to 45 year olds?

seriously tho,get it down to 3 ill give yas edited bios,then yoose pick 1 and ill run all correspondance past everybody first and let you give me lines,i'm goin bowlin

[Contra]

The blonde with the blue and black shirt I think is perdy.

[hammersavage]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg


That's my top three. Cute, normal looking woman. If you could somehow drug Katja and trick her, she would get my vote.

[drjoek]

1 4 or 5

If not go with SatCams chick

[hammersavage]

1 4 or 5

If not go with SatCams chick

1? I vote heavily against 1. But if that's what the people say then so be it.

[drjoek]

1? I vote heavily against 1. But if that's what the people say then so be it.



Were talking about ds lifelong happiness here. This shouldn't be taken lightly.

[BlackSpider]

http://i44.tinypic.com/jgtiq9.jpg



I see you picked one. (you look good together)
How was the date...?

[Hottub]

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg
Fake breasts
Fake blonde
Prolly blew Motley Crue...


Keeper!!:thumbup:

[epo]

http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg
Fake breasts
Fake blonde
Prolly blew Motley Crue...


Keeper!!:thumbup:

I'll give her one thing...she's obviously shattered emotionally. This of course makes her a winner in my book.

[zildjian361]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2uojuci.jpg

http://http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m7dssw.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w6dvlj.jpg

the first 6

take the first one she drinks Coors light, how bad could she be:smoke::drunk:

[mikeyboy]

How difficult is it for these people to find a decent, in focus, non-grainy, red-eyeless picture to use?

[Don Stugots]

your left hand.

[Foster]

this one,

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg

she will provide you many children

[~Katja~]

I see you picked one. (you look good together)
How was the date...?
LMAO... I was about to make a similiar comment on how orange suits him well but the BigA stains need to go


http://i39.tinypic.com/14wwyll.jpg
Fake breasts
Fake blonde
Prolly blew Motley Crue...


Keeper!!:thumbup:

the boobs are real... they have crows feet even

[weekapaugjz]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg

this one gets my vote.

[BlackSpider]

this one,

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg

she will provide you many children



That was my only pick also...

[Foster]

That was my only pick also...

if he chooses another we can fight over her,








jk you can have her

[~Katja~]

I forgot, whatever spy leaves behind will be picked up by spider, foster or gvac

[BlackSpider]

I forgot, whatever spy leaves behind will be picked up by spider, foster or gvac


Do you really think I'd take Disney's rejects...?

[Foster]

I forgot, whatever spy leaves behind will be picked up by spider, foster or gvac

I need to change my vote then

[boosterp]

She telling you that she wants you to get in her kitchen...

So get in her kitchen!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2uoh21d.jpg

:thumbup: I love that kitchen

I can only hope for Disney's sake.

Has she been huffing pink spray paint?

:lol::lol::lol:

this one,

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg

she will provide you many children

She is the best thus far.

[Liverspot]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg


Go spy!

Top one in an obvious self taken picture, no pretension there, probably ok to just hang around with some night and just have fun. Maybe burgers. Maybe bowling:tongue:

Pic 2 is cute as well, great smile, possibly alcohol induced. Hell, just go hang out one evening.

[~Katja~]

hey spy, I just got a new notification for Ashley Madison today... how would ya like to pick one of these gems?

who said they are all married people? Look at all these single males looking for a quick fix

We thought you'd like to know about new Members in your area:

"drewble" (Profile # 3550233) is an attached male seeking females.
He describes himself as Fit, 5'10" (178cm), 145 lbs (66kg).
drewble is 46 years old, lives in Ephrata, Pennsylvania
and is open minded.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103550233

"arod22" (Profile # 3549777) is an attached male seeking females.
He describes himself as A few extra pounds, 6'0" (183cm), 240 lbs (109kg).
arod22 is 19 years old, lives in Waynesboro, Pennsylvania
and his preferences are undecided.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103549777

"miguel67" (Profile # 3549705) is a single male seeking females.
He describes himself as Average/medium, 5'6" (168cm), 160 lbs (73kg).
miguel67 is 39 years old, lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
and is seeking a long term affair.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103549705

"mikeskii1" (Profile # 3549206) is a single male seeking females.
He describes himself as Average/medium, 6'2" (188cm), 235 lbs (107kg).
mikeskii1 is 36 years old, lives in Lansdale, Pennsylvania
and is seeking a long term affair.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103549206

"Class4" (Profile # 3549035) is an attached male seeking females.
He describes himself as Average/medium, 5'6" (168cm), 175 lbs (79kg).
Class4 is 37 years old, lives in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
and his preferences are undecided.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103549035

"bullit1117" (Profile # 3548803) is a single male seeking females.
He describes himself as Average/medium, 6'0" (183cm), 210 lbs (95kg).
bullit1117 is 42 years old, lives in Green Lane, Pennsylvania
and his preferences are undecided.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103548803

"Jimbo1987" (Profile # 3548607) is a single male seeking females.
He describes himself as Slim, 6'0" (183cm), 155 lbs (70kg).
Jimbo1987 is 21 years old, lives in Havertown, Pennsylvania
and is seeking an exciting affair.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103548607

"Bajanphil1" (Profile # 3548463) is a single male seeking females.
He describes himself as Fit, 6'0" (183cm), 190 lbs (86kg).
Bajanphil1 is 39 years old, lives in Lansdale, Pennsylvania
and his preferences are undecided.
A photo has been posted by this member.
To view his profile now, click below:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/a/v-71956438a7b6b2efb41afc45ed0a29103548463

[Contra]

Who needs Ashley Madison when you have a whole messegeboard of potential!?

[~Katja~]

Who needs Ashley Madison when you have a whole messegeboard of potential!?

I didn't use it silly...
when they first appeared/ were discussed on the show last year I was curious about the site and how it possibly could be anonymous... to get past the main site you had to sign up and though I never signed in since then I have been receiving updates and even messages... my "profile" has no info other than that I am female. lol

[Foster]

Go spy!

Pic 2 is cute as well, great smile, possibly alcohol induced. Hell, just go hang out one evening.

don't do it spy!

she'll break your heart!

[hammersavage]

my "profile" has no info other than that I am female. lol

That's plenty of info to go on.

[disneyspy]

ok im back,i like one of your picks,but i'm terrible when it comes to chicks,bios in a few minutes

[CofyCrakCocaine]

They all look like why life past 30 is not worth it.

[Foster]

They all look like why life past 30 is not worth it.

yeah it sucks,
basically we're all counting the days until we die

[disneyspy]

h shit i deleated some emails and small picture nice smile chick was on it,thats ok,i didnt like her,shes no katja,but i've a feelin none of these chicks are,so far its snow chick and self pic chick

[Contra]

Damn triple C that's cold, true but cold.

[RoseBlood]

http://i43.tinypic.com/n313mb.jpgSee, I go a totally different route with this one. To me, she looks like the physician office manager at a group practice who wants to control everything, including her two ex-husbands who ran for the hills. She's a mean cunt and pretty much hates you already JUST for living.
You're so intuitive! I think you're onto something. She's perfect if you like being told what to wear and what to order at dinner.

Looks like she enjoys wearing a hard hat and enters a room yelling "howdy ya'll".
http://i43.tinypic.com/2uoh21d.jpg

This is my pick, simply because she looks a little like Jenny Lewis.
http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg

[Foster]

Damn triple C that's cold, true but cold.

if you think women over 30 look bad now,
just think how bad they will look in a few years when you hit the big three zero

[RoseBlood]

They all look like why life past 30 is not worth it.

You should talk CCC, I'm guessing you hit a brick wall by age 23.

[Contra]

Thanks for making me face the fact I'm almost 30 foster, prick :p

And for the record I do not think all woman over 30 look bad, just the ones paired up with spy :)

[hammersavage]

This is my pick, simply because she looks a little like Jenny Lewis.
http://i39.tinypic.com/9tcwgy.jpg

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/4/7/5/9175748-9175754-slarge.jpg

Not a bad call. Throw in the Watson Twins and we got a deal.



And I won't stand around while women over the age of 30 are being run down. Some women wear age so well its sexy.

[Foster]

turning 30 ain't bad,
it's when you begin to look 30 that sucks

[disneyspy]

http://i43.tinypic.com/i5c22o.jpg




[QUOTE=disneyspy;2184270]http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg



http://i44.tinypic.com/28l4ec3.jpg

batchalorette #1 is 42,no kids 5'6",loves going to tigers games(holy shit)is a red wings fan(double holy shit)and i fit everything shes lookin for

batchalorette #2 is 41,2 kids at home,didnt give alot of info about herself and was n't too specific about what shes lookin for

batchalorette #3 is 30 has a cool kid and cat and is a fill in but i took servos advice and put her in even tho i can only see her once a year

[hammersavage]

#1. Lock it up!

[RoseBlood]

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/4/7/5/9175748-9175754-slarge.jpg

Not a bad call.

Not bad? I'd say it was awesome!

And you probably posted the worst pic of her, but it does look like her there.

I'm partial to this one: :wub:

http://swaggernotstyle.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jenny-lewis-sings.jpg

[RoseBlood]

batchalorette #1 is 42,no kids 5'6",loves going to tigers games(holy shit)is a red wings fan(double holy shit)and i fit everything shes lookin for
clearly she has no taste.

[hammersavage]

Definitely a hotter pic. Beer, boobs and a great voice.

disneyspy should make a play for her.

[Foster]

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2184270]http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg



http://i44.tinypic.com/28l4ec3.jpg

batchalorette #1 is 42,no kids 5'6",loves going to tigers games(holy shit)is a red wings fan(double holy shit)and i fit everything shes lookin for

batchalorette #2 is 41,2 kids at home,didnt give alot of info about herself and was n't too specific about what shes lookin for

batchalorette #3 is 30 has a cool kid and cat and is a fill in but i took servos advice and put her in even tho i can only see her once a year

I think I made my pick, but I'm going to wait until you post the swimsuit pics before making my final decision

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You should talk CCC, I'm guessing you hit a brick wall by age 23.

I should know... I dated a 31 year old. :glurps:

(and my wall was at 16, tyvm)

[RoseBlood]

Bachelorette no.1 looks sporty.. you ready to break a hip disneyspy?
You can say bye bye to your bowling. She's going to be dragging your butt all over that ice cold hockey rink.

[RoseBlood]

(and my wall was at 16, tyvm)
I know, but I was trying to be nice.

[hammersavage]

I should know... I dated a 31 year old. :glurps:

(and my wall was at 16, tyvm)

Well then if I had a time machine, I would be sure to go back to when you were 15 if I were gonna molest a very confused CCC.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Well then if I had a time machine, I would be sure to go back to when you were 15 if I were gonna molest a very confused CCC.

:wub: if i could still get myself wet, i'd be soaking at the thought of your savage hammer

[Dude!]

for being over 40
im actually surprised how good
some of these gals look

pick one that has lots of friends in real life
that way you know you're not getting a psycho

[spoon]

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2184270]http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg



http://i44.tinypic.com/28l4ec3.jpg

batchalorette #1 is 42,no kids 5'6",loves going to tigers games(holy shit)is a red wings fan(double holy shit)and i fit everything shes lookin for

batchalorette #2 is 41,2 kids at home,didnt give alot of info about herself and was n't too specific about what shes lookin for

batchalorette #3 is 30 has a cool kid and cat and is a fill in but i took servos advice and put her in even tho i can only see her once a year

Wing fan....#1 is fucking out RIGHT NOW!

What a fucking cunt! We all know only CUNTS like the Red Wings.

[Gvac]

Wing fan....#1 is fucking out RIGHT NOW!

What a fucking cunt! We all know only CUNTS like the Red Wings.

I'll gut you like a fish, you filthy Avs fan.

And Dis...what have you got against brunettes? Or redheads?

[~Katja~]

They all look like why life past 30 is not worth it.

:furious:

then again you are right... i wonder every day why I even bother waking up

[~Katja~]

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2184270]http://i44.tinypic.com/15fip6p.jpg


batchalorette #2 is 41,2 kids at home,didnt give alot of info about herself and was n't too specific about what shes lookin for



I can't wait for the post where after 3 weeks of talking to her online you will finally get to meet her in person... only the first date will also be the day she moves in and the kids start calling you daddy :)

I hear that's how it goes down in Michigan ;)

[Foster]

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2186069]

I can't wait for the post where after 3 weeks of talking to her online you will finally get to meet her in person... only the first date will also be the day she moves in and the kids start calling you daddy :)

I hear that's how it goes down in Michigan ;)

three weeks is way too long for us to wait,
he's going to have to fast track these women to keep our interest

[Aggie]

Definitely go with the sports fan. Sounds like what my bio would be if I was over 40 and single. Maybe you go be her bitch too!

[~Katja~]

Definitely go with the sports fan. Sounds like what my bio would be if I was over 40 and single. Maybe you go be her bitch too!

lmao



ok so not to ruin the bit here, but if they all were just sent to you as suggestions you probably should pick a few and start contacting them and see if anything comes back at all... sometimes their profiles are active even though they are no longer available... and sometimes you may feel that you are exactly what they are looking for but they see it different.... and sometimes they may just post your profile on a message board and make it a game...

well in any case, maybe get a feel for who seems actually interested and then let us help you pick.

[Jujubees2]

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2186069]

I can't wait for the post where after 3 weeks of talking to her online you will finally get to meet her in person... only the first date will also be the day she moves in and the kids start calling you daddy :)

I hear that's how it goes down in Michigan ;)

Don't forget the stretch marks!!!!!!!!!!

[boosterp]

Bachelorette no.1 looks sporty.. you ready to break a hip disneyspy?
You can say bye bye to your bowling. She's going to be dragging your butt all over that ice cold hockey rink.

DS, go refill your Viagra on the quick! You may want to upgrade to Cialis.

[QUOTE=disneyspy;2186069]

I can't wait for the post where after 3 weeks of talking to her online you will finally get to meet her in person... only the first date will also be the day she moves in and the kids start calling you daddy :)

I hear that's how it goes down in Michigan ;)

:lol::lol::lol: Sounds like Georgia but they do it after a week.

[RoseBlood]

for being over 40
im actually surprised how good
some of these gals look

pick one that has lots of friends in real life
that way you know you're not getting a psycho
Charles Manson had a lot of erm "friends" (followers).



I can't wait for the post where after 3 weeks of talking to her online you will finally get to meet her in person... only the first date will also be the day she moves in and the kids start calling you daddy :)

I hear that's how it goes down in Michigan ;)

HahahahahaHa! Seriously though, why pick only one? Go out with all of them and see what happens. Your wallet will run dry but maybe you'll get lucky. :wink:

[hammersavage]

Don't put all your money on one horse. Spread your action around, that way you have a better chance to win something. Hedge your bets and you'll more likely be happy.



Wait, I got lost in my own metaphor.

[boosterp]

Don't put all your money on one horse. Spread your action around, that way you have a better chance to win something. Hedge your bets and you'll more likely be happy.



Wait, I got lost in my own metaphor.

Silly lady! :lol:

[patrick187]

so im goin thru emails on one of my old email thingees that i forgot about and i forgot i had signed up for match.com. i found some possibilties,but theres too many for me to choose and i cant tell my 3-D friends i signed up for one of those sights cuz they're all dicks. also i know we have at least 4 lawyers here and i dont know if this legal. can i post pix and bios? if so i'll let .net pick my next soulmate

You are a retard.

[disneyspy]

You are a retard.

nope i'll be goin back to work soon

[PerryWinkle]

Has a "winner" been picked yet?

[disneyspy]

Has a "winner" been picked yet?

its up to you people to pick my soul mate,i think snow suit girl is in the lead

[Foster]

when do you count the votes and make your decision?

I'm on the edge of my seat

[Sinestro]

You can't lose with picking the blonde headed one.

[hammersavage]

Anything ever come of this? Or did you just waste all of our time living vicariously through you with no payoff?

[BlackSpider]

Anything ever come of this? Or did you just waste all of our time living vicariously through you with no payoff?

I wouldn't say he wasted ALL our time...

[disneyspy]

Anything ever come of this? Or did you just waste all of our time living vicariously through you with no payoff?

i was hopin this thread got deleated,im too chickenshit to reply to anything like these datin sites,im actually quite shy around cougars

[hammersavage]

Each of our respective time's?

[hammersavage]

i was hopin this thread got deleated,im too chickenshit to reply to anything like these datin sites,im actually quite shy around cougars

True story, this thread hit me like a bolt of lighting while I was running.


What's wrong with my brain?

[razorboy]

I wouldn't say he wasted ALL our time...

I'm sure you two will be very happy together.

[disneyspy]

True story, this thread hit me like a bolt of lighting while I was running.


What's wrong with my brain?

i've been askin that since i signed up

[disneyspy]

whats wrong with alittle pizza on our time?


http://i44.tinypic.com/mjp9o8.jpg

[Ritalin]

You'll never find anyone you like as long as you keep using the phrase "soul mate".

It's like trying to have fun on New Year's Eve. You can't plan it. It just happens.

[hammersavage]

You gotta play the game, DS. Don't be shy

[disneyspy]

You gotta play the game, DS. Don't be shy

okay

[Hottub]

Spy could use a little bit of tangfer.

[Foster]

You gotta play the game, DS. Don't be shy

don't listen spy, just stay home where its safe and hope your soul mate just shows up at your front door one day

thats what I'm doing and I'm sure it will happen any day now

[~Katja~]

You gotta play the game, DS. Don't be shy

wise words, buddy!

[BlackSpider]

don't listen spy, just stay home where its safe and hope your soul mate just shows up at your front door one day

thats what I'm doing and I'm sure it will happen any day now

I was gonna post something similar.

- was that an edit...?

[RoseBlood]

i was hopin this thread got deleated,im too chickenshit to reply to anything like these datin sites,im actually quite shy around cougars

So all those women were older than you? :huh:

[hammersavage]

wise words, buddy!

Gotta get out there. Just on your own terms.

He has me by 35 years.

[disneyspy]

So all those women were older than you? :huh:

na they just look older,it sucks bein baby faced

[hammersavage]

na they just look older,it sucks bein baby cocked

Fixed

[Foster]

I was gonna post something similar.

- was that an edit...?

unfortunately not

[disneyspy]

Fixed

i dont hear you complainin,nightly

[BlackSpider]

Fixed

HAHA... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Pointlaugh1.gif

[disneyspy]

HAHA... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Pointlaugh1.gif

forget it

[hammersavage]

i dont hear you complainin,nightly

That's cuz I see it in the afternoon.


Go after the sporty chick. What do you have to lose!

[Gvac]

Does anyone think "soul mates" exist? Like there is only one true love for each of us?

I certainly don't.

[disneyspy]

Does anyone think "soul mates" exist? Like there is only one true love for each of us?

I certainly don't.

hell no,you just have to deal with each others quirks and bad moments

[hammersavage]

With the amount of people in the world, it would be highly unlikely that one would meet their 'soul mate'.

But the best part is the trying and coming as close as possible.

[disneyspy]

With the amount of people in the world, it would be highly unlikely that one would meet their 'soul mate'.

But the best part is the trying and coming as close as possible.

true and i highly doubt you' find her on a singles only site,everyone knows you have to go to penn.

[BlackSpider]

Does anyone think "soul mates" exist? Like there is only one true love for each of us?

I certainly don't.

No.
People have been bombarded by this bullshit for a long time.
In movies, music, poetry, etc. that fantasy concept has been shoved down our throats.
You're with someone as long as it works out.
People grow apart or die.
People move on and love again.
I don't beieve that there is just one magic person for everybody...

[Foster]

No.
People have been bombarded by this bullshit for a long time.
In movies, music, poetry, etc. that fantasy concept has been shoved down our throats.
You're with someone as long as it works out.
People grow apart or die.
People move on and love again.
I don't beieve that there is just one magic person for everybody...

what a buzz kill

why not go after Santa Clause next

[Gvac]

No.
People have been bombarded by this bullshit for a long time.
In movies, music, poetry, etc. that fantasy concept has been shoved down our throats.
You're with someone as long as it works out.
People grow apart or die.
People move on and love again.
I don't beieve that there is just one magic person for everybody...

BINGO.

[hammersavage]

There may not be one person in the world.

But the joy is in the searching and the shared experience between two people, regardless if they are your soul mate.

[BlackSpider]

what a buzz kill

why not go after Santa Clause next

You mean that red-suited prick that makes parents lie to their children...?

[Foster]

You mean that red-suited prick that makes parents lie to their children...?

YES!!!!
Lies that give us a false sense of hope are good!!

[epo]

No.
People have been bombarded by this bullshit for a long time.
In movies, music, poetry, etc. that fantasy concept has been shoved down our throats.
You're with someone as long as it works out.
People grow apart or die.
People move on and love again.
I don't beieve that there is just one magic person for everybody...

I blame John Cusack for this myth.

[~Katja~]

You mean that red-suited prick that makes parents lie to their children...?

he also goes by disneyspy

[high fly]

Does anyone think "soul mates" exist? Like there is only one true love for each of us?

I certainly don't.


I wouldn't say there is only one, or whether there is one for everybody, but I have known couples who were phenominal together.
I have an aunt and uncle who are as madly in love with each other as they were 40 years ago when they got married.
I have known other couples like that.

I hope to find someone like that and having that hope is a good thing for me...

[A.J.]

Does anyone think "soul mates" exist? Like there is only one true love for each of us?

I certainly don't.

Me either.

[PapaBear]

Seoul Mates...

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[disneyspy]

he also goes by disneyspy

what you tell lukas? that i was given you a massage?