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Dude!
03-25-2009, 08:55 PM
why not

i think congress should so designate him
maybe even make it a constitutional amendment
ratified by the states

Amendment number 20-whatever: "Jesus is hereby named the official god of the USA"

would be rather fun, really
it would give the country something new to talk about
other than the economy

put him on all the coins and dollar bills too

could be just the medicine we need
Slumbag
03-25-2009, 08:58 PM
why not

i think congress should so designate him
maybe even make it a constitutional amendment
ratified by the states

Amendment number 20-whatever: "Jesus is hereby named the official god of the USA"

would be rather fun, really
it would give the country something new to talk about
other than the economy

put him on all the coins and dollar bills too

could be just the medicine we need

Would blasphemy become illegal?

Cause when I'm frustrated, I like to say "Oh, for the love of masterbating baby Jesus"!!!!!
I'm 25, and not smart enough to come up with a new phrase.
WampusCrandle
03-25-2009, 09:02 PM
i would say no just because he is only half God.
Dude!
03-25-2009, 09:03 PM
Would blasphemy become illegal?

Cause when I'm frustrated, I like to say "Oh, for the love of masterbating baby Jesus"!!!!!
I'm 25, and not smart enough to come up with a new phrase.

you could say anything you jesus-fucking-want-to
i invoke baby jesus all the time

dear baby jesus, please let me score tonight!

one of the beautiful things about jesus
is that he forgives everything
jennysmurf
03-25-2009, 09:04 PM
So would Jesus be replacing God on the money? As in "In Jesus We Trust?" Cause then Jesus would replace God, but Jesus IS God, so then he'd be replacing himself. Seems redundant to me.:happy:
Dude!
03-25-2009, 09:09 PM
So would Jesus be replacing God on the money? As in "In Jesus We Trust?" Cause then Jesus would replace God, but Jesus IS God, so then he'd be replacing himself. Seems redundant to me.:happy:

honestly, i have always thought of jesus as different from god

for purposes of the constitutional amendment
it would be "Jesus in his own right"
as opposed to "Jesus who is god and is the father son and holy ghost"

that is just nonsense

it would be recognizing jesus on his own
separate from his father
a sort of coming of age for jesus
and coming into his own right
meanmrbill
03-25-2009, 09:33 PM
honestly, i have always thought of jesus as different from god


Next you'll be saying that the tooth fairy is different from Tinkerbell.
Melk
03-25-2009, 09:46 PM
i would say no just because he is only half God.
Maybe... wait... shouldn't you be reporting God's "alive or dead" status?
Bob Impact
03-26-2009, 01:46 AM
Could our national drink be Jesus Juice.

But seriously, this is the worst idea ever.
Kublakhan61
03-26-2009, 02:10 AM
honestly, i have always thought of jesus as different from god


Yeah, so have the Jews.
sailor
03-26-2009, 02:51 AM
i would say no just because he is only half God.

he's a muggle.
epo
03-26-2009, 03:49 AM
But seriously, this is the worst idea ever.

I thought the worst idea ever was trying to make ESD or fezfez a mod? But seriously, this is a dogshit idea.
brettmojo
03-26-2009, 04:21 AM
As long as everyone has to refer to him as "Zombie" Jesus.
Jujubees2
03-26-2009, 04:51 AM
You mean Jesus isn't isn't already the official God of the U.S.
beachbum
03-26-2009, 05:06 AM
I think this is a fantastic idea.We promote Jesus from son of God status to actual God status thereby firing God.This will really piss off the non-cristians.Then we give the Congress something really important to focus on instead of all of this economy and national security bullshit.I'm surprised W. didn't think of it.
evboat
03-26-2009, 05:18 AM
Maybe he should be Secretary of the Interior or something first. See if we can trust him.
I don't want him pulling a Brownie in New Orleans.
Whiskeyportal
03-26-2009, 05:24 AM
I woud vote for The Flying Spaghetti Monster
epo
03-26-2009, 05:40 AM
I woud vote for The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Nothing on this planet is better than the good works of a Pastafarian.
Whiskeyportal
03-26-2009, 05:41 AM
Nothing on this planet is better than the good works of a Pastafarian.

QFT
DolaMight
03-26-2009, 06:20 AM
How about mascot, official would violate the seperation of church and state.

It would be him in a stuffed animal costume.
Friday
03-26-2009, 06:32 AM
what a silly idea.
Bob Impact
03-26-2009, 06:33 AM
How about mascot, official would violate the seperation of church and state.

It would be him in a stuffed animal costume.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n167/sebastian_frost/buddy_christ.jpg
dino_electropolis
03-26-2009, 06:38 AM
America already has it's god.....called Money.

Can we leave Jesus alone already? The man preached nothing but peace and love ( not unlike ringo) but he is constantly ridiculed (again not unlike ringo)

Say what u will about The Church (I probably agree) but Jesus the man was a loving person.....
Whiskeyportal
03-26-2009, 06:48 AM
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evboat
03-26-2009, 07:05 AM
America already has it's god.....called Money.

Can we leave Jesus alone already? The man preached nothing but peace and love ( not unlike ringo) but he is constantly ridiculed (again not unlike ringo)

Say what u will about The Church (I probably agree) but Jesus the man was a loving person.....



Isn't he supposed to come back with a sword on killing spree though?
Dude!
03-26-2009, 07:07 AM
America already has it's god.....called Money.

that's one of the main points
he can throw the money changers
out of the temple!

i say let jesus clean up the banking system!
Hottub
03-26-2009, 07:08 AM
No. That has been out sourced to India.

http://www.csa.com/discoveryguides/envrel/images/vishnu.jpg
boosterp
03-26-2009, 10:04 AM
he's a muggle.

:lol::lol::lol:

I think this is a fantastic idea.We promote Jesus from son of God status to actual God status thereby firing God.This will really piss off the non-cristians.Then we give the Congress something really important to focus on instead of all of this economy and national security bullshit.I'm surprised W. didn't think of it.

GW was too ignorant to think for himself, much less accomplish something of this magnitude.

How about mascot, official would violate the seperation of church and state.

It would be him in a stuffed animal costume.

I like the idea of the winking thumbs up jesus, brings happiness to the money holder.
The Jays
03-26-2009, 02:51 PM
Jesus was not a God. Jesus was a man. It offends me that anyone suggests the idea of worshiping a man as if he were a God. Then we might as well call ourselves Romans.
FezsAssistant
03-26-2009, 02:55 PM
I thought he was already president? That's what the media tells me.
epo
03-26-2009, 02:57 PM
I thought he was already president? That's what the media tells me.

http://www.mspmentor.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/yawn1.jpg
razorboy
03-26-2009, 02:58 PM
Jesus was not a God. Jesus was a man. It offends me that anyone suggests the idea of worshiping a man as if he were a God. Then we might as well call ourselves Romans.

My Dad worshipped this guy.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/romangabrielpf-1.jpg
STC-Dub
03-26-2009, 03:03 PM
[QUOTE=But seriously, this is the worst idea ever.[/QUOTE]

I agree. it is called the separation of church and stats. By naming a god the state is endorsing a religion.
disneyspy
03-26-2009, 03:04 PM
I agree. it is called the separation of church and stats. By naming a god the state is endorsing a religion.

and givin it a percentage
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 03:07 PM
Church and algebra, however, can hang out all they want.
SatCam
03-26-2009, 03:09 PM
Personally I feel we should leave the naming of official gods up to the states
torker
03-26-2009, 03:29 PM
Holy Moises!
http://www.baseball-reference.com/bpv/images/9/9c/Aloujesus.jpg
underdog
03-26-2009, 04:08 PM
I agree. it is called the separation of church and stats. By naming a god the state is endorsing a religion.

Oh, Literal STC-Dub.
DarkHippie
03-26-2009, 04:32 PM
Personally I feel we should leave the naming of official gods up to the states

I call Yahweh for New York!!!
evboat
03-26-2009, 05:05 PM
church and state are separated but they are still fucking
Recyclerz
03-26-2009, 05:25 PM
I think this is a fantastic idea.We promote Jesus from son of God status to actual God status thereby firing God.This will really piss off the non-cristians.Then we give the Congress something really important to focus on instead of all of this economy and national security bullshit. I'm surprised W. didn't think of it.

Oh but he did. (http://www.snopes.com/religion/jesusday.asp)

This might be an area where his incompetence as President worked to the benefit of the country.

PS I would vote for Dionysus myself.
boosterp
03-26-2009, 06:30 PM
church and state are separated but they are still fucking

:lol: Wonderful and funny point!

Even though technically a bible thumping state I want to call Mother Nature for our god since Buddhism technically does not have one.
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
03-26-2009, 07:59 PM
Lemmy is god.
ecobag2
03-26-2009, 08:08 PM
Only if you don't want to burn for eternity.
scottinnj
03-26-2009, 08:11 PM
Jesus is my God. But so is God the Father, and God the Holy Spirit. Fortunately, they're also one in the same, so I only have to worship one God.

But the Constitution says you can worship any way you choose, or not at all if that's your preference.

So do what you want in the religion department, and if you have any questions regarding my faith/religion, feel free to ask!
torker
03-26-2009, 08:44 PM
Maybe he could become a "Proud Sponsor", we could use the infux of capital.
evboat
03-27-2009, 03:28 AM
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2008/11/clapton-is-god.jpg