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SP1!
03-26-2009, 06:03 PM
Rob is to be credited for all of jays success!!!! (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/03/26/rob_schneider_talks_about_big_stan_snl_a)
Rob: Oh yeah, yeah. Well, first of all (Mohr) had some anger issues. That's one thing he doesn't admit in the book. I think that got in his way; not just in his career at Saturday Night Live but in his career after Saturday Night Live. He should have been a big star, he's very talented and he's extremely funny. But he has some shit that comes in the room with him. And that's why. And you have to write your own shit; his first thing he ever got on I wrote with him. The Christopher Walken...

Mike: The Skittles sketch.

Rob: I f--king wrote that ... with him. And I don't know if I wrote most of it but I would guess that I did. But, I definitely structured it for him and he still called me an asshole. But, I don't mind it. He said the thing in the book about me -- the loop. My friend sent me some jewelry and he sent me the loop and when he came out I started looking at my sushi (with it) just to f--k with him.

Ouch, so obviously Jay should credit Rob with all his success and thank him for getting any airtime!!!!!!

Amazing this is coming from one of the most unfunny people to come out of SNL since its inception.
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 06:08 PM
Rob is to be credited for all of jays success!!!! (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/03/26/rob_schneider_talks_about_big_stan_snl_a)


Ouch, so obviously Jay should credit Rob with all his success and thank him for getting any airtime!!!!!!

Amazing this is coming from one of the most unfunny people to come out of SNL since its inception.

i think they both stole from the hilarious chris kattan
Knowledged_one
03-26-2009, 06:09 PM
But he was the guy who made copies
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:15 PM
Why is anyone interviewing Rob Schneider at this point?
SP1!
03-26-2009, 06:20 PM
Why is anyone interviewing Rob Schneider at this point?

It because he has a new movie thats going straight to DVD!!!!! He must be a success!!!!!
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:22 PM
This thread may tear Gvac apart. He hates jayjay, but Rob Schneider is just being on of those insecure, mentally unstable faux-celebrities that he also hates. What will he do?
Tallman388
03-26-2009, 06:24 PM
If you use the transitive property then Adam Sandler is responsible for Jay Mohr's success.

I'd like to hear Breuer's take on this since he has such fond memories of SNL also.
scottinnj
03-26-2009, 06:25 PM
What will he do?

Hopefully something that involves gunfire and a shitload of 911 calls.
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 06:26 PM
Adam: Oh yeah, yeah. Well, first of all (Schnieder) had some anger issues. That's one thing he doesn't admit in the book. I think that got in his way; not just in his career at Saturday Night Live but in his career after Saturday Night Live. He should have been a big star, he's talented and he's funny. But he has some shit that comes in the room with him. And that's why. And you have to write your own shit; his first thing he ever got on I wrote with him. The Richard Laymer...

Mike: The Richmeister sketch.

Adam: I f--king wrote that ... with him. And I don't know if I wrote most of it but I would guess that I did. But, I definitely structured it for him and he still called me an asshole. But, I don't mind it.


on the other hand, adam sandler isnt happy with shnieder
Enabler
03-26-2009, 06:32 PM
http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/episode_sketches/1994-02-12-9.jpg


"Dont mess with me....Im Tiny Elviiiiiiiiiiis!"



He didnt really "shit" on jayjay. More like farted.
led37zep
03-26-2009, 06:35 PM
I wonder if I care about this.




Nope.



Then why did I post here?


No Clue.
Gvac
03-26-2009, 06:37 PM
This thread may tear Gvac apart. He hates jayjay, but Rob Schneider is just being on of those insecure, mentally unstable faux-celebrities that he also hates. What will he do?

For the record, I don't hate Jay. I'm just not a fan of his. I never found him particularly funny, which is just a personal preference.

I also believe fan sites should be just that; for the fans. When a celebrity comes here and everyone immediately starts treating him or her differently it kind of ruins the sincerity of the place.

I don't even think Fez should be posting here.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:46 PM
Gvac thinks celebrities should live in glass-enclosed zoo-like communities where we can observe them, but they can only communicate with us if we allow it.

In short, he wants to keep Mr. Belvedere in a giant glass jar.
Gvac
03-26-2009, 06:47 PM
Gvac thinks celebrities should live in glass-enclosed zoo-like communities where we can observe them, but they can only communicate wih us if we allow it.

In short, he wants to keep Mr. Belvedere in a giant glass jar.

Who doesn't?

And I'd have absolutely no problem with "celebs" being here if everyone treated them like they do other posters instead of shamelessly kissing their ass.

If Jay joined under a different name and no one knew who he was he'd be judged by his posts, not his reputation. Ditto for Fez.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
Madmen.
ToiletCrusher
03-26-2009, 06:50 PM
Rob Schneider is a fine actor and that is the reason why he gets A+ roles.
lleeder
03-26-2009, 06:51 PM
Who's Mike?
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 06:52 PM
Who's Mike?

mikeyboy
torker
03-26-2009, 06:55 PM
He didnt really "shit" on jayjay. More like farted.
He may have splotched a little bit.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
Who doesn't?

And I'd have absolutely no problem with "celebs" being here if everyone treated them like they do other posters instead of shamelessly kissing their ass.

If Jay joined under a different name and no one knew who he was he'd be judged by his posts, not his reputation. Ditto for Fez.

Fair enough, but I think both have plenty of people here just talking to them as opposed to kissing asses. Both have had their balls soundly busted from quite a few of us. Besides, if you truly were opposed to all ass kissing, you'd shed some of those suckling lampreys from your finely chiseled cheeks.
Enabler
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
He didnt really "shit" on jayjay. More like farted.

He may have splotched a little bit.

Possibly.
lleeder
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
lamprey?
Gvac
03-26-2009, 07:02 PM
Fair enough, but I think both have plenty of people here just talking to them as opposed to kissing asses. Both have had their balls soundly busted from quite a few of us. Besides, if you truly were opposed to all ass kissing, you'd shed some of those suckling lampreys from your finely chiseled cheeks.

Hahaha! Of whom do you speak?

I am aware of no such thing, to be honest.
MIKEYDAKEN
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
Who's Mike?

i'm a mike
Ricky24
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
Poor Rob Schnieder.
He is confusing his Walken sketches. He helped me immensely in structuring the Psychic Friends sketch. he did NOT however have ANYTHING to do with SKITTLES. The person that helped me with that was Steve Lookner . It's all in the book. I would like to change my screen name by the way. How do I do this?
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 07:03 PM
Hahaha! Of whom do you speak?

I am aware of no such thing, to be honest.

I'll take care of them if you want.

Just say the word and bannings all around.
Gvac
03-26-2009, 07:04 PM
I would like to change my screen name by the way. How do I do this?

Ha!

Send a PM to a moderator.
TheMojoPin
03-26-2009, 07:06 PM
I want to see Gvac and jayjay switch board identities in some Freaky Friday shit. Oh, the antics that would ensue.
K.C.
03-26-2009, 07:08 PM
Poor Rob Schnieder.
He is confusing his Walken sketches. He helped me immensely in structuring the Psychic Friends sketch. he did NOT however have ANYTHING to do with SKITTLES. The person that helped me with that was Steve Lookner . It's all in the book. I would like to change my screen name by the way. How do I do this?

Well, to Rob's credit, it's hard work fluffing Adam Sandler's balls.
~Katja~
03-26-2009, 07:09 PM
. I would like to change my screen name by the way. How do I do this?

don't change it... then fezfez has to change his too
underdog
03-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Who's Rob?
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 07:11 PM
Who's Rob?

mikeyboy
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:13 PM
Not only did I help him with that sketch I also told him how to do the voice of Mack in Brave Little Toaster.
MIKEYDAKEN
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
Well, to Rob's credit, it's hard work fluffing Adam Sandler's balls.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc273/invisible_kid84/Waterboy_2.jpg
he could do it......all decade long
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 07:14 PM
Not only did I help him with that sketch I also told him how to do the voice of Mack in Brave Little Toaster.

mack sounded like a fag in brave little toaster


fuck off noob
torker
03-26-2009, 07:15 PM
That why they call him Deuce Bigalow.
ghe ghe ghe ghe ghee
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:16 PM
Me and Gilbert Gottfried helped him craft the parrot voice he used in Paulie. Where's my respect Jay???
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:19 PM
Hey I just noticed I mispelled my own name. How do I change that?
TooLowBrow
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
Hey I just noticed I mispelled my own name. How do I change that?

start a third account
ToiletCrusher
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
I never saw Rob Schnieder land a role on tv like Ghost Whisperer.

But, the man gets tons of Happy Madison production films, so he must be doing something right.
torker
03-26-2009, 07:20 PM
Hey I just noticed I mispelled my own name. How do I change that?

Die.
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
Die.

Thats a bit harsh. I'm a hollywood star you people should be happy to have me here.
torker
03-26-2009, 07:22 PM
Thats a bit harsh. I'm a hollywood star you people should be happy to have me here.

I'm sorry. You were awesome in Jaws.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-26-2009, 07:23 PM
Rob Schneider is terrible he sucked on SNL, and was fed one liners by the Happy Madison Crew, he must have pictures with Adam Sandler and a Tranny


Viva la jayjay
Rob Scheider
03-26-2009, 07:24 PM
I'm sorry. You were awesome in Jaws.

That wasn't me. Very funny though be careful jayjay might steal that.
biozombie
03-26-2009, 07:27 PM
That wasn't me. Very funny though be careful jayjay might steal that.

WAY-OH!
Enabler
03-26-2009, 07:28 PM
Rob Schneider is terrible he sucked on SNL, and was fed one liners by the Happy Madison Crew, he must have pictures with Adam Sandler and a Tranny


Viva la jayjay


It's Scheider.
Brad in Bama
03-26-2009, 07:56 PM
I like Jay. He obviously just want's to hang on a board that's dedicated to a show he likes. I like Jay's show, I think it's well put together and I don't see any Rob Scheider writing credits.
torker
03-26-2009, 08:35 PM
It's Scheider.
He's got talent to burn.
http://www.heatherconley.com/Portraits/portraits_images/LievSchreiber03.jpg
Dude!
03-26-2009, 08:47 PM
i thought he was going for this:

http://www.chicagovideo.com/images/library/shriver/large/shriver33E_lg.jpg
jlehane3
03-26-2009, 08:56 PM
Me and Gilbert Gottfried helped him craft the parrot voice he used in Paulie. Where's my respect Jay??? I might have to kill myself. That bit was monumental for me because I hated Hated Hated Gilbert and the bit at first until it wore me down and I loved it when I finally "GOT IT"...mister annoying Jew. I later ghostwrote for Stern and created the Vampire Gilbert " Bloodsucking Jew"/ Gilbert Dracula Gottfried bit. I was so adamant to Stern that he HAD to do the bit,I had the tape(audio cassette) running as it flashed before my eyes and I described what I saw like I was watching it on tv and my voice cracking almost crying with laughter. Rob you son of a bitch.Thanks.
paulisded
03-27-2009, 04:18 AM
Sure you did, Jerry.
A.J.
03-27-2009, 04:24 AM
lamprey?

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/lampley.jpg
NewYorkDragons80
03-27-2009, 04:29 AM
on the other hand, adam sandler isnt happy with shnieder

Since when???
NewYorkDragons80
03-27-2009, 04:33 AM
Send a PM to a moderator.

You've got some brown stuff on your nose, Greg
Serpico1103
03-27-2009, 06:31 AM
Rob is to be credited for all of jays success!!!! (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/03/26/rob_schneider_talks_about_big_stan_snl_a)


Does anyone think Rob is funnier than Jay? Jay has been in dramatic roles as well. I am sure Jay shares some of the blame for his "failure" at SNL, but I can't let Rob try to steal any credit from Jay.
IMDB v. IMDB Jay is a clear winner.
TripleSkeet
03-27-2009, 07:40 AM
Jays definitely funnier.

That being said, Jay himself said that at that time he was angry all the time. So basically only half of what Rob said was untrue. Right?
Ricky24
03-27-2009, 09:06 AM
Why is Rob Schnieder (sp?) doing online interviews? I just realized this wasn't even from a magazine. Maybe ronfez.net could get both of 'em!
WampusCrandle
03-27-2009, 09:23 AM
Maybe Rob Schneider should stick to Chick Chat and leave the comedy to the master, Jay Mohr
deliciousV
03-27-2009, 09:41 AM
anybody know what JAYJAY changed his name to?Because JayJay is no mohr.
JerseyRich
03-27-2009, 10:04 AM
Why is Rob Schnieder (sp?) doing online interviews? I just realized this wasn't even from a magazine. Maybe ronfez.net could get both of 'em!

anybody know what JAYJAY changed his name to?Because JayJay is no mohr.


No idea.
SP1!
03-28-2009, 10:17 AM
Why is Rob Schnieder (sp?) doing online interviews? I just realized this wasn't even from a magazine. Maybe ronfez.net could get both of 'em!
Because his latest film couldnt even get a theatrical release and went straight to DVD, jay just comes on to promote his TV show and real movie roles, rob is too small a star to get booked on anything other than The View local ripoff shows.

anybody know what JAYJAY changed his name to?Because JayJay is no mohr.
Sorry jay, didnt mean to blow your cover, you didnt have to change your name because I found out your secret identity.