Holy Sweet Fucking Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Judge Smails]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://babydurland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/test.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

You're gonna make a great mommy Judge.

[Hottub]

Congrats!!!!:clap:



I think....:blink:

[IMSlacker]

Wow! Congrats!

[torker]

no hablo espanol

[Gvac]

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[RhinoinMN]

Eres Embarazada!!!

To lo doy el mas suerte que tengo.


Felizidades!

[drjoek]

Stop stealing Dougs gimmick!



Kidding



Congrats Smails.

[Hottub]

http://aleegold.com/trojan22count.jpg

[torker]

http://www.dbtechno.com/images/DNA_Paternity_Test_drugstore.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

I like how you can see the pee glisten in the flash of his digital camera.

Gross!

[IamFogHat]

Congrat's you odd, strange little man. I miss your old mod quotes.

[Tallman388]

Your boys can swim!! Congratulations!

[Hottub]

I like how you can see the pee glisten in the flash of his digital camera.

Gross!

Gross or hot?

[Death Metal Moe]

Gross or hot?

With my fetishes I can hardly tell the difference anymore.

[KatPw]

Congrats!!!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

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Joe The Bartender's greatest role!

[hammersavage]

I guess this proves you're not a total queer. Congrats!

[Death Metal Moe]

I guess this proves you're not a total queer. Congrats!

The artificial insemination worked!

[Don Stugots]

Yahoo!

[Judge Smails]

Some will think I'm lying but I swear to Christ that I have never before, not even once, had sex to completion without some kind of protection. The one FUCKING time and she gets embarazada.

I'm embarrased to admit that I have mixed emotions. Of course I've got to keep a positive front for the wife. Of course I consider this a little blessing but I also thought I was past this point in my life. My son is 11 and my daughter's 8. Back to diaper changes, late night feedings and Barney videos - oh shit it's DVDs now. FUCK!!!!! I'm no better than Dave.

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm no better than Dave.

You're a dog fucker?

[Gvac]

Some will think I'm lying but I swear to Christ that I have never before, not even once, had sex to completion without some kind of protection. The one FUCKING time and she gets embarazada.
My son is 11 and my daughter's 8.

So who is their father?

[IMSlacker]

Smails, I think we're about the same age. I have a one year old boy. Let me tell you, it's rough. Raising kids is for young people.

[Judge Smails]

So who is their father?

You know what I mean fuckhead. I mean without trying to have a baby. Don't fucking piss me off because I'm walking a razors edge here.

[torker]

Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.
http://www.reclusiveleftist.com/wp-content/godfather.jpg

[Tall_James]

Smails, I think we're about the same age. I have a one year old boy. Let me tell you, it's rough. Raising kids is for young people.

Time to listen to Bob Barker and get yourself spayed or neutered.

[Death Metal Moe]

You know what I mean fuckhead. I mean without trying to have a baby. Don't fucking piss me off because I'm walking a razors edge here.

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/7753/acdc1990therazorsedgemx9.jpg

Lucky.

[Death Metal Moe]

But seriously Judge, I think you know most of us wish you good luck with whatever descision you come to. Ya know you can't come in here without a little ball busting.

We're mostly a supportive bunch.:king:

[Hottub]

In other news...


My wife is about to flow like the Mighty Missipp!:thumbup:

[Dougie Brootal]

congrats budday! im really happy for you! its a good thing i think!

[Dude!]

Some will think I'm lying but I swear to Christ that I have never before, not even once, had sex to completion without some kind of protection. The one FUCKING time and she gets embarazada.

I'm embarrased to admit that I have mixed emotions. Of course I've got to keep a positive front for the wife. Of course I consider this a little blessing but I also thought I was past this point in my life. My son is 11 and my daughter's 8. Back to diaper changes, late night feedings and Barney videos - oh shit it's DVDs now. FUCK!!!!! I'm no better than Dave.

careful what you say
you know your in-laws are reading this!

[Hottub]

careful what you say
you know your in-laws are reading this!

:clap::clap:

[Annie Waits]

i'm just glad that's not mine

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50219390/Baby_Diapers.jpg

http://fjmsales.com/images/uploads/EnfamilNutramigenLipil16.jpg

i have an 11 year old son and an 8 year old daughter too. i am gonna dip my testes in boiling water berfore i fuck my wife again.

[~Katja~]

I like how you can see the pee glisten in the flash of his digital camera.

Gross!

dude, you don't pee on that side of the stick...





Congrats... I think...

[Death Metal Moe]

dude, you don't pee on that side of the stick...





Congrats... I think...

Well there goes my erection. Thanks.

[~Katja~]

Well there goes my erection. Thanks.

I mean if ya want something pissed on I'll mail ya my kids sheets

[SatCam]

My parents had four kids aged 12 to 3, sold all the baby stuff, then a year later........... twins.

Just make sure your kid posts in that "Were you a mistake?" thread in That's Life

congrats!

[Death Metal Moe]

I mean if ya want something pissed on I'll mail ya my kids sheets

For your children's sake and the fact that I don't know you, I'm just gonna let that slow ball you just lobbed me over the fat part of the plate go by for a strike instead of driving it downtown like every fiber of my being wants to do.

:laugh:

[hammersavage]

Hey, if he doesn't want em...

[Judge Smails]

I like how you can see the pee glisten in the flash of his digital camera.

Gross!

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but it's not a picture of the actual test. It's only an image that I got from Google. The thought crossed my mind and I almost got the camera but how would I explain that to my wife? "Oh don't mind me, I just need to post this on that Ron and Fez site and let a bunch of people you've never met know about our most intimate of stuff."

Obviously we're not telling anyone until we're 100% sure. I just had to get it off my chest. My face is hurting from the forced smile. If it does happen I know I'll be happy once the baby's here. But I also know I have 9 months of agonizing mental anguish ahead of me.

[~Katja~]

For your children's sake and the fact that I don't know you, I'm just gonna let that slow ball you just lobbed me over the fat part of the plate go by for a strike instead of driving it downtown like every fiber of my being wants to do.

:laugh:

I was actually expecting hammer or perry to step up with the dips on the sheets... :)


edit: too late :) ha
Hey, if he doesn't want em...

[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but it's not a picture of the actual test. It's only an image that I got from Google. The thought crossed my mind and I almost got the camera but how would I explain that to my wife? "Oh don't mind me, I just need to post this on that Ron and Fez site and let a bunch of people you've never met know about our most intimate of stuff."

Obviously we're not telling anyone until we're 100% sure. I just had to get it off my chest. My face is hurting from the forced smile. If it does happen I know I'll be happy once the baby's here. But I also know I have 9 months of agonizing mental anguish ahead of me.

I'm so glad you posted again Judge! I was afraid all the jokes pissed you off and you logged off in a huff.

Good luck man, whatever happens.

[disneyspy]

congrats judge,maybe on its 5th birthday you can go to olive garden

[Death Metal Moe]

congrats judge,maybe on its 5th birthday you can go to olive garden

Why wait? Just take him as soon as he's out and give him one of those breadsticks as a pacifier.

Mmmm, delicious, warm, buttery pacifier.

[Judge Smails]

I'm so glad you posted again Judge! I was afraid all the jokes pissed you off and you logged off in a huff.

Good luck man, whatever happens.


No, I fully expected and looked forward to some levity being injected into the situation. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Gvac for calling him a fuckhead. That was uncalled for.

[torker]

My old girlfriend could get pregnant just by sucking my dick.

[IMSlacker]

Time to listen to Bob Barker and get yourself spayed or neutered.

Seriously, after this thread, I think I'll be making an appointment in the morning.

[Death Metal Moe]

My old girlfriend could get pregnant just by sucking my dick.

Did she have an orgasm while doing it?

[Gvac]

No, I fully expected and looked forward to some levity being injected into the situation. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to Gvac for calling him a fuckhead. That was uncalled for.

Hahaha! I laughed!

And seriously...all the best. It's probably scary as piss right now, but by this stage of the game you know how things have a way of working out.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Congrats!!

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5324/smailspreggo.jpg

[Hottub]

Congrats!!

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5324/smailspreggo.jpg

Matty gets the POTD!!!!!

Congrats!
Now my belly hurts from loffing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Matty gets the POTD!!!!!

Congrats!
Now my belly hurts from loffing.

When I first saw you posted, I swear to god I thought it was going to be an admonishment to remember what forum I was posting in.

[Caseyelan]

Hi Fives!!!!

[Hottub]

When I first saw you posted, I swear to god I thought it was going to be an admonishment to remember what forum I was posting in.

You are safe in the confessional.
And you have already been recognized in the LOTD thread.

8 years in the making.:innocent:

[John Galt]

It's a beautiful thing, congratulations sir.

[WampusCrandle]

congrats!!! :clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

[Jujubees2]

Judge, know how you feel. Even though I love both my kids to death, both times my wife told me she thought she was pregnant I had to force the smile and blurt out "that's so great!".

Now I've got to run home and make sure she's still on the pill.

[Ritalin]

Smails, I think we're about the same age. I have a one year old boy. Let me tell you, it's rough. Raising kids is for young people.

I'm 43 and I have a 4 month old. It's not that bad at all.

Of course, he sleeps through the night. We got lucky.

[topless_mike]

congrats yo.

soopa sperm in the motha fucka lately yo.

[~Katja~]

I'm 43 and I have a 4 month old. It's not that bad at all.

Of course, he sleeps through the night. We got lucky.

wait till he starts walking and talking back

[Judge Smails]

I'm still in shock and holding out hope that this is all an elaborate April Fools joke that my wife is playing on me.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Does this mean we all have to cough up more money?

I'm really getting sick of this shit.



Good on Ya Buddy. 3's are a swell number.

[LAX]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://babydurland.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/test.jpg


I'd get a second opinion

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'd get a second opinion

In your case, a third and a fourth.

[sr71blackbird]

Someone was fucking

[drusilla]

congrats!

at least your kids aren't 14 & 16 years apart like i am with my brothers.

[grlNIN]

For lil' Snails:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71809



And congrats!

[Friday]

For lil' Smails:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71809



:D hehe


congrats, Judge!