View Full Version : Everybody is acting like a douche.
The Jays
04-01-2009, 07:31 PM
That's the feeling I have been getting for the past 6 months now. It just seems that everyone is acting more and more like a douchebottle, and less and less like normal people.
I deal with it from the clients we get at work, when I go for my free piece of cajun chicken at the mall food court, even when I play with the children at each of the different playgrounds I visit during my lunch breaks. It just seems like everyone could give a shit about anyone but themselves lately. And everyone seems to have an opinion about this whole economy thing/Obama administration, and no matter what side they may be on, they have douche-like tendencies whether they be on the left or the right.
It just seems like douche is the new cool.
Dude!
04-01-2009, 07:32 PM
It just seems like douche is the new cool.
i have waited for this all my life
thank you dear baby jesus
MacVittie
04-01-2009, 07:37 PM
i blame Twitter.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 07:39 PM
Fuck you all. Doyle rules.
Don Stugots
04-01-2009, 07:44 PM
for the last few days i have been acting like a douche.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 07:46 PM
for the last few days i have been acting like a douche.
One Stugots-day is roughly equivalent to 5 people years.
Misteriosa
04-01-2009, 07:49 PM
yes.. i too have noticed the uptick in people's douchery.. now elaborate on this statement please...
even when I play with the children at each of the different playgrounds I visit during my lunch breaks.
:huh:
Devo37
04-01-2009, 07:57 PM
the end of civilization will do that to people, i guess.
now feck off, ya dumb coonts!
mudguts
04-01-2009, 07:58 PM
Maybe being a royal douchebag will replace being PC..... Let us hope so, Im a douche and Im fucking a proud!!!!! Now stop your whining and go make me a bologna sandwich...
PapaBear
04-01-2009, 07:58 PM
Comcast is acting like a douche for making me get a digital cable box just to watch Cartoon Network.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Comcast is acting like a douche for making me get a digital cable box just to watch Cartoon Network.
You're a douche for not having Cartoon Network.
and being Virginian
and being nocturnal
and infinite. everything.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 08:01 PM
the end of civilization will do that to people, i guess.
now feck off, ya dumb coonts!
I like the Mooch-cut of his jib.
PapaBear
04-01-2009, 08:01 PM
You're a douche for not having Cartoon Network.
and being Virginian
and being nocturnal
and infinite. everything.
Go punch somebody's eyeballs out.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 08:03 PM
Go punch somebody's eyeballs out.
I pulled my erector spinae, so I'll have to make due with a murderous glare.
Slumbag
04-01-2009, 08:11 PM
If being a douche is cool, consider me Miles Davies.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-01-2009, 08:16 PM
If being a douche is cool, consider me Miles Davies.
East Side Miles David will fucking kick Davis's ass.
The Jays
04-01-2009, 08:58 PM
yes.. i too have noticed the uptick in people's douchery.. now elaborate on this statement please...
:huh:
Well, I can't play with children while they're in school, now can I?
Mafialife Chris
04-01-2009, 10:14 PM
Being a douche is mean.
I like nice people.
Just sayin!!!!
Contra
04-01-2009, 10:15 PM
Who you calling a douche!?
Douche
disneyspy
04-02-2009, 03:08 AM
well it is summer's eve
PapaBear
04-02-2009, 03:21 AM
everyone is acting more and more like a douche
http://foolery.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/24/master_thespian.jpg
This post sucks
:flush:
well it is summer's eve
I LOL'd.
boosterp
04-02-2009, 04:30 AM
Being a douche is the new PC.
Foster
04-02-2009, 04:32 AM
Being a douche is the new PC.
no being PC is being a douche
boosterp
04-02-2009, 04:35 AM
no being PC is being a douche
It works both ways.
WampusCrandle
04-02-2009, 06:18 AM
i blame Twitter.
i blame the blacks
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