View Full Version : I don't like nuns
Drunky McBetidont
04-09-2009, 10:21 AM
Sorry, aggie.
They are one of the lowest forms of clergy. I just sigh, groan or roll my eyes when I see one.
Tall_James
04-09-2009, 10:23 AM
That reminds me of an old joke.
What kind of meat do Catholic priests eat on Friday during Lent?
Nun!
Hottub
04-09-2009, 10:33 AM
Mother Superior! Mother Superior! What's a blowjob?"
"20 bucks. Same as downtown."
Aggie
04-09-2009, 10:38 AM
Stick out that hand, young man.
http://themasterstable.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nun_ruler.jpg
razorboy
04-09-2009, 10:40 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/sexy-nun-425px.jpg
Fag.
MacVittie
04-09-2009, 10:42 AM
This thread is nunsense.
Drunky McBetidont
04-09-2009, 10:44 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/sexy-nun-425px.jpg
Fag.
http://www.peoplequiz.com/images/quizzes/The_Fl-898.jpg
cougarjake13
04-09-2009, 05:12 PM
i just dont get the whole celebacy thing
boosterp
04-09-2009, 05:41 PM
My youngest sister is a nun. Some secret order, they do not come out to see anyone, totally sequestered. The only outside contact are letters asking for prayers.
Nuns scare me, clowns are the scariest (childhood thing), and mimes are the cockroaches of any "performing art" genre.
It's OK to date a nun, as long as you don't get in the habit! HA HA HA!
GET IT???
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
04-09-2009, 07:21 PM
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her!
Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street.
The first one says "I've never come this way before."
The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
Friday
04-09-2009, 08:40 PM
i was kind of biased when i was a teen because i went to catholic school and they kind of creeped me out a little.
but now i kind of see them as a source of strength. part of me didn't even want to leave the convent i was staying at a few weekends ago. hell... it might be a clever way to ride out the recession!
Drunky McBetidont
04-09-2009, 08:42 PM
and think of all the fantasies that can be fulfilled. win win, i say.
paracetamol flanders
04-09-2009, 08:51 PM
http://kkmusic.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/nun-urinals.jpg
i just dont get the whole celebacy thing
It makes you Fez.
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