My head = Dog lollypop

[sr71blackbird]

I have a shaved head and for some reason dogs seem to be incapable of being near it without licking it like crazy.
I don't mind initially, but after a few moments it gets annoying.

How do I stop the dog licks? Will it make my hair grow??

[Farmer Dave]

Are you very short or are these very tall dogs? How do they get access to your head?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> bitches love shaved heads....dont fight it

[raulfd4]

i thought this was going to be some sort of bestiality thread. (east side dave)

[ToiletCrusher]

Spray bitter apple on your head.

Bitter apple and comet cleanser.

[RhinoinMN]

Wow! This must be that strong push for the creep tourney that i have been anticipating.

[RhinoinMN]

Spray bitter apple on your head.

Bitter apple and comet cleanser.

Apple butter sounds tastier.

[ToiletCrusher]

Apple butter sounds tastier.

Putting it on another lollipop though I assume.

[Chigworthy]

Your head must taste like dog balls.

[Aggie]

You know you can push them away right? They only do what you let them do.

[drjoek]

That's one TALL mofo dog bro.

[WampusCrandle]

Your head must taste like dog balls.

odd, my breath tastes like dog balls

[Aggie]

odd, my breath tastes like dog balls

So that's why that bitch made out with you at the party!

[Dougie Brootal]

odd, my breath tastes like dog balls

tell me about it!

[WampusCrandle]

So that's why that bitch made out with you at the party!

boy aggie, you seem to know EVERYTHING, don't cha?

[RhinoinMN]

boy aggie, you seem to know EVERYTHING, don't cha?

I just don't care for her calling me a bitch.

[Coach]

Here's an Idea..wear some pants.

[Aggie]

I just don't care for her calling me a bitch.

Sorry! Anyway, disney's my main bitch.

[WampusCrandle]

I just don't care for her calling me a bitch.

you are my bitch - SHUT UP DOG!

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> theres a dog i watch often with giant balls his balls are bigger than most human balls ive ever seen....that dog will be here like this weekend....ill take a pic of me touching his balls but im not really in the mood to lick them

[sr71blackbird]

Your head must taste like dog balls.


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[SatCam]

Well I guess it's either that or feed them chocolate

[drjoek]

I have a shaved head and for some reason dogs seem to be incapable of being near it without licking it like crazy.
I don't mind initially, but after a few moments it gets annoying.

How do I stop the dog licks? Will it make my hair grow??



Get a baseball cap with ear flaps

[sr71blackbird]

Joe, I think the dogs use my head stubble as a tounge scraper.