Horrible sexual experience

[sexy bastard]

After the date I had I know I am not the only person to have something bad happen.....Was I on my seond date with this HOT AS HELL woman, ended up at her place started to fool around one thing led to another, I decided let me do something for her...so I started t work my way down and I started to take her clothes off and then WHAM I noticed she must not own a razor....she was hairy I mean HAIRYY!!!!!!!! What was I to do she knew I was working my way down there and pretty obviouse what I was going to do sooooooooo I went down on a wookie.

Anyone else want to share

[OGC]

And your problem is ...... ?

[meanmrbill]

After the date I had I know I am not the only person to have something bad happen.....Was I on my seond date with this HOT AS HELL woman, ended up at her place started to fool around one thing led to another, I decided let me do something for her...so I started t work my way down and I started to take her clothes off and then WHAM I noticed she must not own a razor....she was hairy I mean HAIRYY!!!!!!!! What was I to do she knew I was working my way down there and pretty obviouse what I was going to do sooooooooo I went down on a wookie.

Anyone else want to share

For the next week you'll be able to floss with the hair you'll be pulling out of the back of your mouth. Lucky bastard.

[Death Metal Moe]

So you really didn't have a "horrible" sexual experience, she just wasn't trimmed the way you like down there.

Sorry, I don't categorize that as horrible.

[JAndreaNineSixorz]

Had this been the 80's, you wouldn't be complaining. What now? Are you done with her?

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://kimskorner.zed1.net/albums/Answers/chewbacca.jpg


do you like to suck my cock, bezerker?

[razorboy]

I'm sure you'll live.

[Freakshow]

even the worst sexual experience is still, you know, pretty ok...

[mikeyboy]

Based on the thread title, I thought you found a cock went you went down south.

[Freakshow]

Based on the thread title, I thought you found a cock went you went down south.

meh. fuck it from behind...

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> delicious hair....mines grown out and braided and no one ever complained....

unless they secretly complained on an internet message board....

[Hottub]

http://uthpstr.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/buckwheat.jpeg

[BlackSpider]

When I saw the thread title, I had to check to see if it was started by someone I fucked...

[Liverspot]

next time bring "nair" for foreplay:wink:

[WampusCrandle]

one of the first times i ate a girl out, i snarfed period and juices when she squirted - it wasn't good. i dont eat out much any more

[SP1!]

So you really didn't have a "horrible" sexual experience, she just wasn't trimmed the way you like down there.

Sorry, I don't categorize that as horrible.
Bingo

one of the first times i ate a girl out, i snarfed period and juices when she squirted - it wasn't good. i dont eat out much any more
Homo

[TooLowBrow]

Bingo


Homo

i played homo bingo once

fun game

[Death Metal Moe]

i played homo bingo once

fun game

But how do you know you won or lost?

Wait, no. I don't want to know.

[WampusCrandle]

Homo

dude, i fucking flipped out, it was all over my mouth and nose - i looked like a zombie that took a chunk out of her slit

[TooLowBrow]

But how do you know you won or lost?

Wait, no. I don't want to know.

heres a hint

http://www.geocities.com/uttamkumar44/my_cliparts/bingo_card.jpg

BINGO!!:clap::surrender::ohmy::down:

[meanmrbill]

dude, i fucking flipped out, it was all over my mouth and nose - i looked like a zombie that took a chunk out of her slit


:clap: The BEST mental picture I've had all day!!

[Death Metal Moe]

dude, i fucking flipped out, it was all over my mouth and nose - i looked like a zombie that took a chunk out of her slit

Hey man, sometimes ya get the bull, sometimes the bull bleeds in your mouth.

Ya gotta be in it to win it, ya dig my man?

Ya gotta spend money to make money.

[Contra]

Next time bring some shaving cream and a razor, make it a fun game ;)

[Drunky McBetidont]

looking into the mirror and not seeing a rorschach test on my beard means i might be a dad again. :(

[jauble]

Based on the thread title, I thought you found a cock went you went down south.

He said horrible mikey, not half surprising.

[boosterp]

Look, an electric hair trimmer, a small comb, a shower together, and you going down afterwards makes for a great night.

[sr71blackbird]

In college I dated a girl who would give me head and kept asking every few minutes "are you gonna cum soon?" It kind of ruined it for me being under the clock, which only made it take more time. A visious cycle.

[lleeder]

When I saw this thread title I was certain my wife had become a member here.

[Gvac]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.

[lleeder]

In college I dated a girl who would give me head and kept asking every few minutes "are you gonna cum soon?" It kind of ruined it for me being under the clock, which only made it take more time. A visious cycle.

You should have threatened to not pay her.

[denko]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.


always the voice of reason...

[Freakshow]

in some places maggots are a delicacy.

[BronxJohnny]

dude, i fucking flipped out, it was all over my mouth and nose - i looked like a zombie that took a chunk out of her slit

HAHAHA thanks for the laugh man. Though don't let that get you down on going down biggie homie. If women went on that notion after losing their vigrinity there would be a rampant pandemic of blue balls, the case being most people always complain about their first in comparison to their most recent conquests. Now if you don't like going down thats another thing, I don't mind hair as long as it isn't a ZZ top kind of thing, I can deal.

[Freakshow]

HAHAHA thanks for the laugh man. Though don't let that get you down on going down biggie homie. If women went on that notion after losing their vigrinity there would be a rampant pandemic of blue balls, the case being most people always complain about their first in comparison to their most recent conquests. Now if you don't like going down thats another thing, I don't mind hair as long as it isn't a ZZ top kind of thing, I can deal.

always the voice of reason...

[Misteriosa]

:dry:... a hairy lady.. is that all?!?! dude, it will be ok. like mikey said, its not like there was a cock down there... not that there is anything wrong with that... :unsure:

can i qualify this as a horrible thread experience? :thumbdown:

[Drunky McBetidont]

:dry:... a hairy lady.. is that all?!?! :



http://hairstylequestions.com/wp-content/uploads/hairy-lady.jpg

[Misteriosa]

that is awesome... :lol:

*hack alert* don king in a leg lock :o

edit: and fwiw, thats what we ladies have to deal with way more frequently with you guys.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

ladies, I emplore you, please keep that trim trimmed.

[drjoek]

If I bust a nut a sexual experience can't be horrible.

[Gvac]

and fwiw, thats what we ladies have to deal with way more frequently with you guys.

That's because we're MEN.

Deal with it.

[Misteriosa]

That's because we're MEN.

Deal with it.

listen, sometimes we like a clean workspace too....

[biozombie]

<------enjoys muff.

[ChrisTheCop]

listen, sometimes we like a clean workspace too....

Yeah, well, if you want us to really put our nose to the grindstone and work a full 8 hour day, clean off your desk of any clutter, and a little windex wouldnt hurt either.

[SatCam]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.

Im going to start copying and pasting this in every thread about woman to save you the trouble

[Gvac]

Im going to start copying and pasting this in every thread about woman to save you the trouble

Thanks!

All you have to do is put QUOTE=Gvac in the initial bracket, by the way.

[keithy_19]

In defense of the lady, maybe she wasn't expecting you to go down.

I don't mind a little hair. Whatever. It's what it is. If her vag had a beard like a billy goat though I would probably be a bit perturbed.

[DarkHippie]

that poor woman . . . having sexy bastard go down on you sounds awful

[sr71blackbird]

Sometimes a hairy girl can be sexy. Admit it. This kind of hairiness is hot:



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[keithy_19]

Sometimes a hairy girl can be sexy. Admit it. This kind of hairiness is hot:



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It's not.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Sometimes a hairy girl can be sexy. Admit it. This kind of hairiness is hot:



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is it wrong to crank one out to this video?:unsure:

-edit-btw, the sound track fucking rules.

[TheMojoPin]

Sometimes a hairy girl can be sexy. Admit it. This kind of hairiness is hot:

I kept waiting for the camera to pull back and reveal a joke, like it was actually Edgar Winter or something.

My God, that was horrible.

[sr71blackbird]

I think its hot. Maybe because the hair is so light.

[TheMojoPin]

That arm is disgusting regardless of gender.

[epo]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.

I hate to be a voice of any kind of reason, but he did claim it was a "horrible sexual experience". Seriously? If any of us have lived any kind of life we've dealt with worse bullshit than that.

[boosterp]

edit: and fwiw, thats what we ladies have to deal with way more frequently with you guys.

Mowing the lawn is easy and well worth it. Plus, I think of it as air conditioning, keeping things less humid.

[sr71blackbird]

I always keep my junk trimmed baby smooth. But getting back to the girl with the hairy arms, as long as the hair looks like that and that color, I am fine with it. If her arm hair was as black as mine, I'd have a slight aversion.

[JackieJokeMan]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.

The OP never mentioned hygiene.

[Doogie]

I think cause of this thread I am going to burn my computer. I can honestly say I have seen some fucked up things in my life. Accidents where people lost limbs, brains splattered on the ground. Never got sick.

This thread made me throw up a little in my mouth. I need one of those Men in Black flashy things to make me forget I ever opened this thread.

[SatCam]

I knew a lot of sexy bastards and gvacs in high school. They'd talk about how they'd break up with a girl because they stuck their hand down there and it was hairy. These were some fine ass girls, too. Me? I was lucky to get laid once or twice. Beggars can't be choosers.

[lleeder]

clean up on page 3

[razorboy]

I thought the mods were supposed to do something about stuff like this.

[mikeyboy]

come on. 5 minutes.

[lleeder]

I thought the mods were supposed to do something about stuff like this.

They're too busy banning each other to do actual work.

[lleeder]

Now my daughter knows what a vagina hole looks like.

[disneyspy]

Now my daughter knows what a vagina hole looks like.

what'd you do,say the letter "o"?

[TripleSkeet]

I call bullshit on all of you who say "so what? I'd be all over that!" or similar nonsense.

That's like saying you'd eat a steak that's spoiled and is covered in maggots because you didn't want to waste a steak.

The fact that this woman has zero interest in personal grooming and hygiene makes her even less attractive than the actual physical appearance of her genitals, in my view.

I would have let out a loud "GROSS" when I got down there, admonished her to clean up her act, and stormed out of there.

I disagree with you there G. He sad the girl is smoking hot. If you get a free Ferrari do you throw it out because its got a busted tailight?

You did the right bro. Stick with her and if you get more serious you can work the shaving thing in as a way to get kinky. Just make sure you reward her with a 2 hour pussy eating session. Shell never grow more then stubble if you do that shit right.


For the record my most horrible sexual experience was going down on a chick, and tasting blood. Not because she was on her period. She wasnt and that wouldnt have mattered to me anyway. But it was because I realized I had just had an enormous nosebleed all over her snatch. Talk about mortified. She was cool though and we did continue to go out for awhile.

[Fallon]

come on. 5 minutes.

I read that before realizing what you were referring too.

Thought it was a part of the horrible sexual experience topic.

:laugh:

[topless_mike]

think of it this way.
she's makin you work to get to the prize.

hairy aint no thang...

[Marc with a c]

what'd you do,say the letter "o"?

it's a capital 'o' now.

[A.J.]

it's a capital 'o' now.

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/drew/drew1.jpg

[Furtherman]

At this point, I would take a maggot-ridden steak.

[Marc with a c]

at least you didn't say chicken.

[CountryBob]

After the date I had I know I am not the only person to have something bad happen.....Was I on my seond date with this HOT AS HELL woman, ended up at her place started to fool around one thing led to another, I decided let me do something for her...so I started t work my way down and I started to take her clothes off and then WHAM I noticed she must not own a razor....she was hairy I mean HAIRYY!!!!!!!! What was I to do she knew I was working my way down there and pretty obviouse what I was going to do sooooooooo I went down on a wookie.

Anyone else want to share

Damn I would have been in Heaven - I like some hair down there!