I fell asleep in the ladies' room at work

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

And the only reason I woke up was because I heard voices and wondered who the hell was in my apartment.

So, there I was, on the toilet, my pants around my ankles and startled.

My life is so glamorous.

[ScottFromGA]

do that all the time at my job....its nice to catch a quick 10 minute nap or so when nothing is really going on.

[boosterp]

Wow lady,

How long were you out?

If my cell had not died in an accident, I'd call you.

[joethebartender]

Stop with the vodka, woman.

[A.J.]

Damn narcolepsy!

[Reynolds]

At least you didnt fall over and wake up with a face full of public restroom floor.

[Tall_James]

Isn't that how Elvis left the mortal coil?

[slames]

did you fall asleep pre or post wipe? and did you give it another go just to be sure?

[topless_mike]

did you have "ass ring" when you finally got off the toilet.


and i have to say wow.
you must have been fucking exhausted to fall asleep while taking a dump.

time off woman, time off.

[led37zep]

Freshman year of College we had a friend do that at a party.

He was immortalized with the named "Deuce" for the rest of this college career.

(He was having sex with a girl who began calling out "Oh Deuce, Oh Deuce!" which still is one of my top 100 college memories.)

So....be careful...

[Donnie Iris]

This story would be infinitely better if you were a dude....

[JerseyRich]

Lay off the smack.

[ToiletCrusher]

When I do it, I'm called a creep. When a chick does it, we all feel bad like something is wrong.

I can't ever win.

[Death Metal Moe]

Did you have to sit there like 5 minutes and let the blood come back into your legs?

I remember one time at work I played my DS on the bowl so long my legs fell asleep. I didn't realize that they were actually almost unusable instead of just tingly until I stood up and basically fell forward about 2 feet into a close wall, hitting my head against it. So then I had to sit there for another 5 minutes shifting my body weight from leg to let until I could stand again.

Goddamn Club House Games!

[Aggie]

Awww poor Fuzzy. Sounds like you are working way too late.

I did that once but I was drunk. I fell asleep on the toilet in a club. I wasn't out for that long but it's still a crazy feeling to wake up and not know where you are, then realize you're in a bathroom! The next morning I realized I had a huge bruise at the base of my back where I was leaning against the toilet.

[hammersavage]

Awww poor Fuzzy. Sounds like you are working way too late.

I did that once but I was drunk. I fell asleep on the toilet in a club. I wasn't out for that long but it's still a crazy feeling to wake up and not know where you are, then realize you're in a bathroom! The next morning I realized I had a huge bruise at the base of my back where I was leaning against the toilet.

This story is hot as hell for some reason.

[Aggie]

This story is hot as hell for some reason.

I thought you weren't horny anymore.

[hammersavage]

Girls passing out in a toilet and waking up with bruises would turn the limpest dick turgid.

[Aggie]

Girls passing out in a toilet and waking up with bruises would turn the limpest dick turgid.

:sighs: oh, hs, what am i gonna do with you?

[hammersavage]

Whoa, that Potter sig rules.

[MisterSmith]

Unfair!!!

Every time that happens to me, security locks me out of the building for a week. :down:




But seriously, please be careful Ms. Fuzzy. Burning the candle at both ends for too long can have harmful (and sometimes unexpected), results. We worry.

[Thebazile78]

Fuzzy P. you work too hard. And that's embarrassing. (Though not half so embarrasing as a lot of other things you could've done at work and been "caught" at.)

Take it easy, 'kay?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i had this data entry job once and lookin at the computer would wear me out so id go in the bathroom sit on the toilet and lean my head against the wall and set my phone alarm so i didnt sleep for too long....those were the days!

[epo]

:sighs: oh, hs, what am i gonna do with you?

That guy sure knows how to hammersavage a situation.

[britneypablo]

That guy sure knows how to hammersavage a situation.

<font color="deeppink"> but good thing no one got a case of hammersavage from a dirty bathroom

[hammersavage]

I got feelings

[JerseyRich]

but good thing no one got a case of hammersavage from a dirty bathroom


Speak for yourself toots.

[sr71blackbird]

That happened to me once. I woke up with a big red ring around my butt.