Drjoek's Summer Beach Party Extravaganza!!

[Hottub]

Are you in?

[DolaMight]

Are you in?

I'm in if there's Nitrous Oxide.

[Gvac]

So I can eat shitty Costco burgers and dogs?

Not bloody likely.

A man of my refined tastes only dines on the finest meats.

[drjoek]

Costco burgers are for the family

Only the finest steaks. Maine lobsters. And RI clan chowdah

[instrument]

hawt.
i'll bring the corpse.

[Judge Smails]

Costco burgers are for the family

Only the finest steaks. Maine lobsters. And RI clan chowdah

No thanks! I'll be staying far away from your racist hootinany.

[Hottub]

No thanks! I'll be staying far away from your racist hootinany.

Your pool parties have been a rousing success!:furious:

[drjoek]

hawt.
i'll bring the corpse.



You are obvious familiar with RI

[Gvac]

Maine lobsters. And RI clan chowdah

AHEM. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76663)

[drjoek]

AHEM. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76663)



There will be others attending
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[Contra]

Will people be hand jiving and doing the twist?

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i would totally be there

[drjoek]

Will people be hand jiving and doing the twist?



More likely drum circles,hackysack and hippie chick twirling

[biozombie]

do dentists still have access to that pharmaceutical grade blow? A colored guy on a bus in Philly said they do...

[mendyweiss]

I'm guessing thongs are mandatory ?

[BlackSpider]

I'm guessing thongs are mandatory ?

I'm guessing Dr. Joe will be wearing one...

[drjoek]

I'm guessing thongs are mandatory ?

Duh

[Tall_James]

Rhode Island? Hell, I can be in Rhode Island in 25 minutes! Send me the details!

[drjoek]

I'm guessing Dr. Joe will be wearing one...



Duh

[Hottub]

I'm guessing Dr. Joe will be wearing one...

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll263/todd4a/vomit.jpg

[Not A Spammer]

I would like to go.

[drjoek]

I would like to go.


There's a 100 post minnimum.

[weekapaugjz]

There's a 100 post minnimum.

if it was 100 good posts, you'd be left outta your own party.

[ToiletCrusher]

Sounds like a blast. I would be willing to bring mass quantities of wings.

[Hottub]

if it was 100 good posts, you'd be left outta your own party.

Ouch!

The bouncers have your name and picture. Good luck getting in.

And so close to Weekapaug, too. Pity.

[weekapaugjz]

Sounds like a blast. I would be willing to bring mass quantities of wings.

make sure to throw in a beef on weck for tubby.

[Annie Waits]

if there is Kobe beef filet mignon then you might be able to convince chuckwagon and I...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=1440

[weekapaugjz]

Ouch!

The bouncers have your name and picture. Good luck getting in.

And so close to Weekapaug, too. Pity.

i may have to retract my previous post.

[ToiletCrusher]

make sure to throw in a beef on weck for tubby.

I would bring a ton from Ulrich's if I knew it was possible to travel long distances.

In a heartbeat I would bring some fine junk foods.

[weekapaugjz]

I would bring a ton from Ulrich's if I knew it was possible to travel long distances.

In a heartbeat I would bring some fine junk foods.

maybe even some loganberry?

[Dude!]

he will never have a beach party
the doc is afraid we'll all get skin cancer
from sitting on the beach 4 hours

[ToiletCrusher]

maybe even some loganberry?

goddamn right. Should I also bring louie's dogs with sauce?

[weekapaugjz]

goddamn right. Should I also bring louie's dogs with sauce?

fuck yeah!

[ToiletCrusher]

fuck yeah!

and chicken finger subs from jim's!!!

[Hottub]

Wings travel quite well. I've done it numerous times. The beef on weck must be assembled at the party. Premade will be a disaster. Just bring the components.
Does anyone have room in their car to bring a keg?
I'll bring the Portuguese rolls and a few lbs. of Taylor Ham for breakfast.

[Hottub]

maybe even some loganberry?

I may still have a gallon of loganberry concentrate in the basement. I'll check it out.
I'm fresh out of Vernor's though.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wings travel quite well. I've done it numerous times. The beef on weck must be assembled at the party. Premade will be a disaster. Just bring the components.
Does anyone have room in their car to bring a keg?
I'll bring the Portuguese rolls and a few lbs. of Taylor Ham for breakfast.

Sir, you think as a man from Buffalo, I have never traveled with the essentials that make up Buffalo cuisine? Ha! I find that laughable.

I simply wasn't sure that a fine establishment such as Ulrich's would sell me a lot of beef, and rolls unprepared.

[Hottub]

Get aboot 100 from Duff's (not all the way. There will be chicks)

You can pick up the Thruway at the end of Sheridan to get out of town.

[ToiletCrusher]

Get aboot 100 from Duff's (not all the way. There will be chicks)

You can pick up the Thruway at the end of Sheridan to get out of town.

out of sight!

[WampusCrandle]

ummm, i feel like there won't be any under 30 babes there ... if there were ... let me think about this party

[Ritalin]

Why the hell would I want to go to a batch party?

[boosterp]

I'll bring the Shiner.

[led37zep]

Will there be free dental exams?


or just free dental dams?

[ToiletCrusher]

ummm, i feel like there won't be any under 30 babes there ... if there were ... let me think about this party

Don't worry, we could promise all the frankincense and myrrh anyone could want and likely still not get an invite.

[RoseBlood]

Will there be free dental exams?

Don't fall for his line: "Open Nice and Wide Now".

[led37zep]

Don't fall for his line: "Open Nice and Wide Now".

Sadly its too late:sad:

hence why I was asking for the Dental Dams.

[RoseBlood]

Sadly its too late:sad:

hence why I was asking for the Dental Dams.

Ohhh.. I just did a google search cause I had no idea they were used for oral sex. :ohmy:

[led37zep]

Ohhh.. I just did a google search cause I had no idea they were used for oral sex. :ohmy:

:happy:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I do work in CT. would be down if I am on the guest list

[joethebartender]

if there is Kobe beef filet mignon then you might be able to convince chuckwagon and I...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=49&pictureid=1440

Looks like someone hasn't read snoogan's tips today.

What kind of shoes do I need to attend this party, drjoek?

[instrument]

I'll bring the Shine.

wow, how'd you get earl to come?

[Ritalin]

I'll bring the Shiner.

Shiner Bock is the only reason left for going to Texas, I'll give you that. Love that beer.

[A.J.]

My Speedo is ready to go!

[sailor]

where/when? open to the concept.

[Annie Waits]

Looks like someone hasn't read snoogan's tips today.

Nah that guy stinks, i'd rather listen to Gvac, a man's man with attitude and maturity and wisdom.

[underdog]

Rhode Island? Hell, I can be in Rhode Island in 25 minutes! Send me the details!

Rhode Island? Hell, I can be in Rhode Island in 25 minutes if Tall_James picks me up on his way down!

[drjoek]

Looks like someone hasn't read snoogan's tips today.

What kind of shoes do I need to attend this party, drjoek?



Shoes?
Its summer!

[ralphbxny]

Can I wear my Thong?

[biggirl]

Will you have free babysitting for Rhino and my kids?

[drjoek]

Can I wear my Thong?


Of course

[drjoek]

Will you have free babysitting for Rhino and my kids?



Of course

[Annie Waits]

when is this taking place?

[biggirl]

Of course

You are so accommodating. Now, we need the dates and the official invite.

[MadMatt]

You are so accommodating. Now, we need the dates and the official invite.

...or just the address. That way we can show up when we want. I think that would be the most convenient thing for everybody.

[ralphbxny]

Can I wear my Thong?

Of course

I promise to keep the Oppsies to a minimum...

[ToiletCrusher]

I can't wait for this gathering!

[~Katja~]

Will you have free babysitting for Rhino and my kids?

Of course

all of the sudden Lukas and I are in too... they can entertain the mini rhinos... and he has a shirt to go with it

[biggirl]

all of the sudden Lukas and I are in too... they can entertain the mini rhinos... and he has a shirt to go with it

looking forward to it. I didn't want my kids to be all alone....

[led37zep]

Of course

you know if you make someone sleep in a tent this could count as an official .net camping trip and I won't have to keep bringing a dead thread to life.

[~Katja~]

when is this taking place?
seriously, step up drjoek!

[Aggie]

You think his wife is really going to let him bring you savages to their beach house? So naive.

[drjoek]

You think his wife is really going to let him bring you savages to their beach house? So naive.

Mrs drjoek would love you!

[Snoogans]

When is this party. I need the info, I wanna crash it

[underdog]

Mrs drjoek would love you!

Hot.

[underdog]

When is this party. I need the info, I wanna crash it

I'll meet you at foxwoods, then we'll go crash the party.

[Snoogans]

I'll meet you at foxwoods, then we'll go crash the party.

Dont tempt me

[underdog]

Dont tempt me

Let's dooooo it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a certain doc was supposed to stop by my office also and say hi


LIES!!!!!! everywhere

[lleeder]

Hey doc you going to the game this saturday? I'll be there. Maybe we can say hi and be creeped out by each other then awkwardly walk away.

[drjoek]

Hey doc you going to the game this saturday? I'll be there. Maybe we can say hi and be creeped out by each other then awkwardly walk away.



I'm going to the game today. I plan on pulling the creepy "hi how you doing?" with spoon.

[spoon]

I expect a reach around and big headed Gaz pez dispensers for all the kids in my row.

[underdog]

Hey doc you going to the game this saturday? I'll be there. Maybe we can say hi and be creeped out by each other then awkwardly walk away.

I'm going to the game today. I plan on pulling the creepy "hi how you doing?" with spoon.

Is it possible to non-awkwardly meet someone from a message board?

[drjoek]

Is it possible to non-awkwardly meet someone from a message board?



Spoon touched me inappropriately.
So, no.

[spoon]

It also helps if you'd actually like to meet that person.

Great meeting you doc, yanks got lucky!