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biggirl
05-06-2009, 05:32 AM
Like I have said before I am pretty new here. I have been looking at profiles of a lot of the board members that post here. I have seen some pictures of the board members.

I have sex dreams A LOT. A few days ago, I had a sex dream with GVAC giving it to me in the behind. The weird thing is I liked it, when in real life I don't enjoy anal sex that much. It hurts!!

Now, last night I had a dream about that Rhino guy. we were having sex with me on top and all he was doing was licking his nipples. Maybe it derived from the picture of him licking his nipple. Not sure.

Anyhow, I am freaking out here. Anyone else have dreams about board members? Maybe this has been a topic before...sorry if it has.

EliSnow
05-06-2009, 05:39 AM
Like I have said before I am pretty new here. I have been looking at profiles of a lot of the board members that post here. I have seen some pictures of the board members.

I have sex dreams A LOT. A few days ago, I had a sex dream with GVAC giving it to me in the behind. The weird thing is I liked it, when in real life I don't enjoy anal sex that much. It hurts!!

Now, last night I had a dream about that Rhino guy. we were having sex with me on top and all he was doing was licking his nipples. Maybe it derived from the picture of him licking his nipple. Not sure.

Anyhow, I am freaking out here. Anyone else have dreams about board members? Maybe this has been a topic before...sorry if it has.

It sounds like the pictures you see on this board lead you to have sex dreams.

Have you had any with chuck, Fez and turkeys?

JerseyRich
05-06-2009, 05:39 AM
You might have already topped Compliment-Guy as my favorite new board character.

drjoek
05-06-2009, 05:41 AM
Sex Dreams....With GVAC and Rhinoinmn

Late Nights on Cinemax After Dark

Hottub
05-06-2009, 05:42 AM
I had a dream about jacking on Rhino's ass cheek. Then we drank cheap beer.
It was so vivid.

RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 05:43 AM
Like I have said before I am pretty new here. I have been looking at profiles of a lot of the board members that post here. I have seen some pictures of the board members.

I have sex dreams A LOT. A few days ago, I had a sex dream with GVAC giving it to me in the behind. The weird thing is I liked it, when in real life I don't enjoy anal sex that much. It hurts!!

Now, last night I had a dream about that Rhino guy. we were having sex with me on top and all he was doing was licking his nipples. Maybe it derived from the picture of him licking his nipple. Not sure.

Anyhow, I am freaking out here. Anyone else have dreams about board members? Maybe this has been a topic before...sorry if it has.

Glad to have serviced you.


Let me know when you have a dream with both Gvac and I together and I will be impressed.

Tallman388
05-06-2009, 05:44 AM
Maybe spend less time on the board? or less time looking at pictures on the board.
Let me know if you have any sex dreams starring Fletch.

RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 05:44 AM
I had a dream about jacking on Rhino's ass cheek. Then we drank cheap beer.
It was so vivid.

Weird. I had the same dream. Did your dream have a naked Indian in it?

TjM
05-06-2009, 05:52 AM
Come to think of it who hasn't had a sex dream about Gvac

~Katja~
05-06-2009, 06:42 AM
I have had sex dreams of Aggie... well then again I was wide awake and in the shower...so it might not qualify as a dream.

King Hippos Bandaid
05-06-2009, 06:45 AM
even in my dreams I am whipped and monotonous



I stink at life

topless_mike
05-06-2009, 06:47 AM
to quote the great Doug..


*passing out*

ToiletCrusher
05-06-2009, 07:51 AM
It's a shame that most dreams don't come true.

biggirl
05-06-2009, 08:16 AM
I have had sex dreams of Aggie... well then again I was wide awake and in the shower...so it might not qualify as a dream.

I am hoping to dream about you tonight.

boosterp
05-06-2009, 09:00 AM
Now you are stepping up your game biggirl.

Snoogans
05-06-2009, 09:09 AM
I got 10 bucks to the first person that causes her to have a sex dream with Lord Jezo

britneypablo
05-06-2009, 09:11 AM
<font color="deeppink"> i dont even know what to say about all this yet....but i just wanna let everyone know i have acknowledged the beauty of this thread

Furtherman
05-06-2009, 09:32 AM
I'll upload more pix of me. At least my photo might get some.

Contra
05-06-2009, 09:34 AM
Well I can't say I've had sex "dreams" with any board members...

topless_mike
05-06-2009, 09:52 AM
JerseyRich touched me once... but thats as close as i've cum.

No, we werent in a sleeping bag, either.

Snoogans
05-06-2009, 09:53 AM
JerseyRich touched me once... but thats as close as i've cum.

No, we werent in a sleeping bag, either.

its ok, he attacked you. It was an attack.

topless_mike
05-06-2009, 10:02 AM
its ok, he attacked you. It was an attack.

i'm scarred for life.

RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 10:24 AM
its ok, he attacked you. It was an attack.

:lol:

~Katja~
05-06-2009, 10:26 AM
Well I can't say I've had sex "dreams" with any board members...
so you can say you had real sex with a board member?

JerseyRich touched me once... but thats as close as i've cum.

No, we werent in a sleeping bag, either.

Show the nice lady on this doll where the evil man touched you
http://www.knotjustjigs.co.uk/images/ethnic-doll-brown-skin-male.bmp

or would this doll be more relevant?

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/4f0j00HBCQnVKFltkSM/Nurse-Training-Doll-Male-.jpg

Contra
05-06-2009, 10:38 AM
Yes, yes I can :)

DolaMight
05-06-2009, 12:47 PM
I got 10 bucks to the first person that causes her to have a sex dream with Lord Jezo

lord jezo
+
hole in a dirt basement
+
lotion

joethebartender
05-06-2009, 02:08 PM
I am hoping to dream about you tonight.

By Katja's definition of "dreaming" or yours?

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50075862/Hand_Showerhead.jpg

cougarjake13
05-06-2009, 04:28 PM
Like I have said before I am pretty new here. I have been looking at profiles of a lot of the board members that post here. I have seen some pictures of the board members.

I have sex dreams A LOT. A few days ago, I had a sex dream with GVAC giving it to me in the behind. The weird thing is I liked it, when in real life I don't enjoy anal sex that much. It hurts!!

Now, last night I had a dream about that Rhino guy. we were having sex with me on top and all he was doing was licking his nipples. Maybe it derived from the picture of him licking his nipple. Not sure.

Anyhow, I am freaking out here. Anyone else have dreams about board members? Maybe this has been a topic before...sorry if it has.



this post is kinda weird with your avatar

RhinoinMN
05-06-2009, 05:13 PM
this post is kinda weird with your avatar

Weird meaning hot, then I agree.

biggirl
05-06-2009, 06:37 PM
By Katja's definition of "dreaming" or yours?

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50075862/Hand_Showerhead.jpg

If we didn't live so far away I'd call her, and set it up, but since we do it will have to my definition.

Sorry...not near as exciting.

jauble
05-06-2009, 06:49 PM
Yes, yes I can :)

How was Doug?

Contra
05-06-2009, 07:03 PM
I don't kiss and tell!

Dougie Brootal
05-06-2009, 07:07 PM
i am fucking spectacular and you know it!

jauble
05-06-2009, 07:21 PM
i am fucking spectacular and you know it!

See thats what I would have guessed. After a few years of reading your posts, I imagine you like slow, passionate kissing afterwards.

~Katja~
05-06-2009, 07:22 PM
See thats what I would have guessed. After a few years of reading your posts, I imagine you like slow, passionate kissing afterwards.

nah, Dough is all about the foreplay

jauble
05-06-2009, 07:26 PM
nah, Dough is all about the foreplay

You cant see him running his hand through the handsome new haircut telling you how great it was with a deep mouth kiss? Thats not the Doug I know.

~Katja~
05-06-2009, 07:29 PM
You cant see him running his hand through the handsome new haircut telling you how great it was with a deep mouth kiss? Thats not the Doug I know.

no, the Doug I know will ask IF it was great


he is not there yet

boosterp
05-06-2009, 07:31 PM
no, the Doug I know will ask IF it was great


he is not there yet

Very true and give you the big sad eyed kid look with near tears while awaiting an answer.

jauble
05-06-2009, 07:32 PM
no, the Doug I know will ask IF it was great


he is not there yet

Get him piss drunk on cosmos and you will see that confidence build.

Dougie Brootal
05-06-2009, 07:37 PM
my dick is harder than a petrified tree right now... keep going...

Dougie Brootal
05-06-2009, 07:39 PM
Very true and give you the big sad eyed kid look with near tears while awaiting an answer.
and this is soooo close to the truth it scares me....

drjoek
05-06-2009, 07:43 PM
my dick is harder than a petrified tree right now... keep going...



"Dougy, its your Mother What are you doing in there for so long?"

jauble
05-06-2009, 07:51 PM
Keep that chin up you're aces. I have a dream that one day there will be a day where Doug will be with two vaginas. Not on accident but because it was planned I have a dream that even in RF.net a site sweltering with the heat of injustice that this may happen. If not for me for my children, I have a dream that one man, against all odds shall not be judged based on the the size of the boat, but instead the motion of his ocean.

I cant wait for this balcony scene.

boosterp
05-06-2009, 09:54 PM
and this is soooo close to the truth it scares me....

I know the feeling. :sad:

Reference Dougpendence:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for Doug to absolve himself of gayness which has connected him with another and to assume among the powers of the threesome, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of ronfez.net entitle him, a decent respect to the opinions of the posters requires that he should declare the causes which impel him to this confusion.

joethebartender
05-06-2009, 10:11 PM
Let us know if you have any dreams of sex with a plaid wall.

Gvac
05-07-2009, 02:36 AM
A few days ago, I had a sex dream with GVAC giving it to me in the behind.

Welcome to the club.

You are now officially a member of RonFez.net.

Alexander the Great
05-07-2009, 03:17 AM
Does Mighty Horse rock your fat ass? Just wondering.:devil2:

Furtherman
05-07-2009, 04:49 AM
Welcome to the club.

You are now officially a member of RonFez.net.

Where the monthly dues literally are a pain in the ass.

biggirl
05-07-2009, 10:59 AM
Does Mighty Horse rock your fat ass? Just wondering.:devil2:

I'll have you know that my ass is NOT fat, just voluptuous.

Snoogans
05-07-2009, 11:00 AM
I'll have you know that my ass is NOT fat, just voluptuous.

are you black? If not, its just fat

biggirl
05-07-2009, 11:12 AM
are you black? If not, its just fat

Nope, not black. After I saw your comment I ran to my room where there is a full length mirror, dropped my pants and examined my ass...you are right...It is HUGE! I am so going on a diet. Thank you Snoogans. I owe you!!

Snoogans
05-07-2009, 11:13 AM
you're welcome

ToiletCrusher
05-07-2009, 11:14 AM
you're welcome

humanitarian!

boosterp
05-07-2009, 11:24 AM
are you black? If not, its just fat

Was MWJ black?

Contra
05-07-2009, 12:07 PM
Don't listen to snoogans, I'm sure your ass is beautiful!

Aggie
05-07-2009, 12:20 PM
I have had sex dreams of Aggie... well then again I was wide awake and in the shower...so it might not qualify as a dream.

HOW DID I MISS THIS??? HOT! :smoke: I can make that dream a reality baby.

boosterp
05-07-2009, 12:25 PM
HOW DID I MISS THIS??? HOT! :smoke: I can make that dream a reality baby.

:ohmy:

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 12:27 PM
HOW DID I MISS THIS??? HOT! :smoke: I can make that dream a reality baby.

Big talk from Texas.

Aggie
05-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Big talk from Texas.

I can back it up. I've had a girl fantasy for months now. One of these chicks better step up and make it happen soon!

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:31 PM
I can back it up. I've had a girl fantasy for months now. One of these chicks better step up and make it happen soon!

STEP THE FUCK UP!


Jesus...never have I wanted someone to step up more than right now.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 12:32 PM
STEP THE FUCK UP!


Jesus...never have I wanted someone to step up more than right now.

She probably rendered the majority of the men's keyboards useless with that post.

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:32 PM
you're welcome

Mine is big too...Does that mean I'm black as well?

disneyspy
05-07-2009, 12:33 PM
If we didn't live so far away I'd call her, and set it up, but since we do it will have to my definition.

Sorry...not near as exciting.

i live in the midwest,now get to bracket #2 and vote!

boosterp
05-07-2009, 12:34 PM
She probably rendered the majority of the men's keyboards useless with that post.

It can be difficult typing with one hand.

Aggie
05-07-2009, 12:34 PM
Mine is big too...Does that mean I'm black as well?

You're the antithesis of black.

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:39 PM
You're the antithesis of black.


I have rhythm and impeccable taste in clothes. How can I be the antithesis?

Aggie
05-07-2009, 12:41 PM
I have rhythm and impeccable taste in clothes. How can I be the antithesis?

You're a pasty-white dork. Plus you have class.

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:43 PM
You're a pasty-white dork. Plus you have class.


Wow. I've never been complimented and insulted like that before.

Thanks and Fuck you!

Gvac
05-07-2009, 12:45 PM
Please...this thread was about me and Rhino.

Keep your little flirtations out of here.

Assholes.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 12:45 PM
Please...this thread was about me and Rhino.

Keep your little flirtations out of here.

Assholes.

Thread hijacking pricks!

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:46 PM
Please...this thread was about me and Rhino.

Keep your little flirtations out of here.

Assholes.


I'm starvin...we got any a....

errr.

Aggie
05-07-2009, 12:46 PM
Please...this thread was about me and Rhino.

Keep your little flirtations out of here.

Assholes.

You're turning more and more into Matty everyday.

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 12:47 PM
You're turning more and more into Matty everyday.

Aggie. You've sunk to a new low. That's seriously the worst thing you could say about a guy.

Gvac
05-07-2009, 12:48 PM
You're turning more and more into Matty everyday.

Don't even joke around like that.

Seriously.

disneyspy
05-07-2009, 12:49 PM
so biggirl,where in the midwest do you live? epoconsin,rhinosota, mispyagan or mojonois?

~Katja~
05-07-2009, 12:59 PM
HOW DID I MISS THIS??? HOT! :smoke: I can make that dream a reality baby.

I would come to Texas but I think the East Coast needs some heating up...

I'll fly you out here ;)

biggirl
05-07-2009, 01:00 PM
so biggirl,where in the midwest do you live? epoconsin,rhinosota, mispyagan or mojonois?

are you looking to visit? need a vacation? I have a residency in MN and a summer home in IA

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:00 PM
Again, it's not about you.

It's about me and Rhino.

If you have nothing to add as far as that is concerned, start another thread.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 01:02 PM
I would come to Texas but I think the East Coast needs some heating up...

I'll fly you out here ;)

Shit, I think you could probably pass the hat around for that.

biggirl
05-07-2009, 01:02 PM
Again, it's not about you.

It's about me and Rhino.

If you have nothing to add as far as that is concerned, start another thread.

last night I had a dream with both of you in it, but you totally ignored me except for when you asked me where the lube was.

Aggie
05-07-2009, 01:02 PM
Again, it's not about you.

It's about me and Rhino.

If you have nothing to add as far as that is concerned, start another thread.

I thought you rebelled against the "stay on topic" rule. Sell out.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 01:03 PM
last night I had a dream with both of you in it, but you totally ignored me except for when you asked me where the lube was.

JACKPOT!

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:04 PM
I thought you rebelled against the "stay on topic" rule. Sell out.

Nope.

I'm not a scatterbrain and am capable of sticking to the topic at hand.

Especially when it's about me.

disneyspy
05-07-2009, 01:04 PM
are you looking to visit? need a vacation? I have a residency in MN and a summer home in IA

i'm sorry i was busy lookin at aggie's avie,what?

Aggie
05-07-2009, 01:07 PM
I would come to Texas but I think the East Coast needs some heating up...

I'll fly you out here ;)

We'll make it happen. Screw the webcam, it will be live action!

Hottub
05-07-2009, 01:07 PM
Nope.

I'm not a scatterbrain and am capable of sticking to the topic at hand.

Especially when it's about me.

I thought it was ALL about you.

JerseyRich
05-07-2009, 01:09 PM
We'll make it happen. Screw the webcam, it will be live action!


*Visits Orbitz quickly to check flights this weekend*


STEP UP!

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:09 PM
I thought it was ALL about you.

No, that's YOU - leaving your indelible stamp everywhere on the board with your holier-than-thou superiority complex and refusal to relinquish your high and mighty position of message board moderator.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 01:11 PM
*Visits Orbitz quickly to check flights this weekend*


STEP UP!

Set up a paypal account.

slurp mercury
05-07-2009, 01:12 PM
No, that's YOU - leaving your indelible stamp everywhere on the board with your holier-than-thou superiority complex and refusal to relinquish your high and mighty position of message board moderator.


Are you kidding? Tell me you're kidding? Who is this Gvac guy anyway? I can't say a bad word about Hottub and his magical ways of modding. He even invited me to a tweener party in his basement for a "lights out tickle party"! I'm sooo there. Gvac has invited me to nothing, nada.

disneyspy
05-07-2009, 01:13 PM
ive got two bags of retunables,michigan 10 cent,who do i send them to?

Aggie
05-07-2009, 01:15 PM
ive got two bags of retunables,michigan 10 cent,who do i send them to?

Eww, we're not using empty bottles as props during our sex romp.

Contra
05-07-2009, 01:15 PM
You need to lose weight slurp, can you loose weight?

razorboy
05-07-2009, 01:17 PM
Eww, we're not using empty bottles as props during our sex romp.

Pity.

Hottub
05-07-2009, 01:19 PM
"Slurp" you're not even trying anymore.

biggirl
05-07-2009, 01:19 PM
ive got two bags of retunables,michigan 10 cent,who do i send them to?

keep em for yourself, more money for you.

slurp mercury
05-07-2009, 01:21 PM
"Slurp" you're not even trying anymore.

Does this mean I'm UNINVITED?! How dare you!?

You're off my Fonzy Kwanza gift list now.

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:22 PM
Are you kidding? Tell me you're kidding? Who is this Gvac guy anyway? I can't say a bad word about Hottub and his magical ways of modding. He even invited me to a tweener party in his basement for a "lights out tickle party"! I'm sooo there. Gvac has invited me to nothing, nada.

Don't worry about who I am, shit stain.

I'm a fucking legend, that's all you need to know.

And biggirl...tell these attention whores that this is YOUR thread.

What a bunch of insecure little faggots.

slurp mercury
05-07-2009, 01:24 PM
Don't worry about who I am, shit stain.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3316/3279453337_808ef11a8a.jpg

biggirl
05-07-2009, 01:28 PM
Don't worry about who I am, shit stain.

I'm a fucking legend, that's all you need to know.

And biggirl...tell these attention whores that this is YOUR thread.

What a bunch of insecure little faggots.

Ok, this is my thread ( I am not going to call anyone a whore ) only sex dreams about rhino and gvac please...*picture me with a gun to my head*

~Katja~
05-07-2009, 01:29 PM
*Visits Orbitz quickly to check flights this weekend*


STEP UP!

already checked... Allentown is 150

BlackSpider
05-07-2009, 01:32 PM
I would come to Texas but I think the East Coast needs some heating up...

I'll fly you out here ;)

We'll make it happen. Screw the webcam, it will be live action!

already checked... Allentown is 150

And the Allentown airport is 2 blocks from my house.
-just sayin'...

Contra
05-07-2009, 01:33 PM
And if spider is busy, I'm right there too!

Aggie
05-07-2009, 01:34 PM
And the Allentown airport is 2 blocks from my house.
-just sayin'...

I'm scared you'll be waiting in the bushes with the gun just like your avi. We might need a different airport and don't tell spider this time.

RhinoinMN
05-07-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm scared you'll be waiting in the bushes with the gun just like your avi. We might need a different airport and don't tell spider this time.

I can probably come up with enough dough for to fly you both to Minneapolis.

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:39 PM
This is the last time I'm saying this

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMeMe.jpg

And RHINO.

Thank you.

boosterp
05-07-2009, 01:41 PM
Aggie. You've sunk to a new low. That's seriously the worst thing you could say about a guy.

:lol::lol::lol: LOTD.


Well, besides GVAC posting, this thread got hot!

Aggie
05-07-2009, 01:43 PM
This is the last time I'm saying this

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMeMe.jpg

And RHINO.

Thank you.

Go sit on your neti pot.

Gvac
05-07-2009, 01:44 PM
Go sit on your neti pot.

Go pretend you like chicks.