R&F Listening Thread for 5/6/09

[PD]

as the caller mentioned, there is bathtub grab bar for ADA.

http://www.adabathroom.com/grab_bar.html

[beachbum]

Great stunt idea;Dave takes the "Mouse Taser" in the nuts.

[EliSnow]

Do you know how hard it will be to hit a mouse with a taser?

[RhinoinMN]

Mouse tazer?

must be like the electric part of a cig lighter.

[EliSnow]

Did ESD just steal the idea behind that blanket with a sleeves thing and apply it to a scarf?

[RhinoinMN]

Do you know how hard it will be to hit a mouse with a taser?

fuckin mini taser electrodes flying all over the house.

[ANC]

It definitely makes the scarf less susceptible to being stolen.....by Food Network Staff

[MadMatt]

The mouse taser: Simply cover your floor in water and toss in your toaster.

Viola! No more mouse problem!

[KatPw]

I wish i had an answer for ya, but i dont. In interest of full disclosure, i sit on the board of my church, although our discussions are relegated to matters unrelated to the spiritual. That being said, i am a firm believer that someone's relationship with God is a personal one, so what they take to be allegorical or literal sometimes comes down to the individual. Certain things, however, should be viewed as literal if someone is to really comport with the tenets of their religion (i.e. resurrection of Christ, b/c that is the cornerstone of the faith)

I cant speak for the bible, because i didnt write it and have hardly "studied" it in any scholastic sense.

But we can agree that religious zealotry at the expense of the well being of others is never justified......which is why i follow a God who preached nothing but "Peace Love and Understanding" (God is a big Elvis Costello fan....:tongue:)Unfortunately we also have plenty of people who worship a personal God that is anti-peace, anti-love, and anti-understanding (but other people better tolerate them!) You and your kind will have a very difficult time separating yourselves from those kind, and those kind want to bend your kind to their will. Be strong in your fight.

I had a couple of business acquaintances who were born again; One never ever pushed anything, the only way you'd know is if you knew him, or if you heard him quietly say "Bless You" when he left. The other one was constantly trying to convert people.

You can guess which one I preferred to talk to.

As Bill Mahr says, you will probably never see an admitted atheist for president.

Born again is interesting. One of my cousins is born again, got him off of cocaine years ago which is fantastic. But he is the kind of person that wants to convert every person he comes across simply for the fact that it helped him so much. I used to go to services with his family occasionally and they were interesting, very different from RC services. I think between both sides of my family we have pretty much every type of religious belief and lack of belief.

[RhinoinMN]

Sharf sounds like a shitty vomit.

[mendyweiss]

Look at who started the thead
it was bound to fail.

You can't spell drek without drjoek.

[epo]

These ideas are nothing compared to Sharks & Pirates working together to rule the world.

[KatPw]

Floral Park is not far from me. I can and have walked there.

[ANC]

Sharf sounds like a shitty vomit.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/jessicajobe1/snarf.jpg

[SHWA25GUNNER]

what about the "Fake Dick"?

they invented that this week.

[MadMatt]

The Jonas Brothers Show? Jackpot!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/athenad/Family%20Guy/2637954_m.gif

[Dell]

If the shower is slippery you put down a shower mat or wear shower shoes... ladder is funny... next he will say "feed mayonnaise to the tuna" - call Sarkist! ("Night Shift" I think)

[Dell]

Floral Park is not far from me. I can and have walked there.

sounds like you live in a nice area

[ANC]

The Jonas Brothers Show? Jackpot!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/athenad/Family%20Guy/2637954_m.gif

:lol:

[SHWA25GUNNER]

"IF YOU COME UP WITH CHEESE FLAVORED AMBIEN, I WILL F******G OVERDOSE."

"YOU GOT CHEESE IN MY AMBIEN. YOU GOT YOUR AMBIEN IN MY CHEESE!"

:smile:

[Dell]

seebetters :lol:

[KatPw]

sounds like you live in a nice area

I live in Queens light. All the craziest parts of living in Queens (shootings, home invasions, crack vials in the streets, litter, etc.) without the good-adequate public transportation. And higher taxes. And I live on the GOOD side of town, other side is the back of the racetrack aka crack alley.

[IMSlacker]

where can I get me a pair of those seebetters?

[MadMatt]

where can I get me a pair of those seebetters?

I saw a "Seebetters Hut" in the mall the other day. I would check there first.

[drjoek]

C Bettors?

[RhinoinMN]

http://mt.blogs.amctv.com/the_wild_and_crazy_side_of_steve_martin/crop-03-the-jerk-MBDJERK_EC005_H.jpg

[~Katja~]

I really miss those after shows too...

[PD]

Floral Park is not far from me. I can and have walked there.

I know that area well.

Little Neck Parkway!

[beachbum]

I prefer the P-Funk song.

[ToiletCrusher]

sounds like Ron is giving a hint.

[ANC]

C Bettors?

Is that like an OTB for Foxy Boxing???

[ANC]

I know that area well.

Little Neck Parkway!

Starvin'! We got any Little Necks back there?

[KatPw]

I know that area well.

Little Neck Parkway!

I have driven down that road too many times to count!

[PD]

Is that like an OTB for Foxy Boxing???

I went to foxy boxing once.

like soft core porn.

[drusilla]

my radio keeps cutting out in my apartment now... how did the eagles of death metal come up?

[KatPw]

Have a great Wednesday everyone!

[beachbum]

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[PD]

Have a great Wednesday everyone!

yes.

Lost tonight!!

(where was DS today?)

[ANC]

Donk Buddies!!! :bye:

"This just in........ Power Sauce is Amazing!"

[Dell]

later buddays :bye:

[drusilla]

my radio keeps cutting out in my apartment now... how did the eagles of death metal come up?

anyone???

[hammersavage]

Answer the poor girl you chatting creeps

[Dell]

anyone???

while not in the creepiest competition, I answer the call anyway... no problems here

[hammersavage]

while not in the creepiest competition, I answer the call anyway... no problems here

Then answer her question about EODM

[Drunky McBetidont]

sounds like Ron is giving a hint.

everybody has a secret.

[PD]

anyone???

I missed that comment.
(damn work) or I'd have answered.

[drjoek]

I did not win the creep poll

[drusilla]

you all might not be creeps, but you're all a bunch of jerks!

[hammersavage]

you all might not be creeps, but you're all a bunch of jerks!

x2

[MadMatt]

Is that like an OTB for Foxy Boxing???

:lol: Wow, that was a good one!

my radio keeps cutting out in my apartment now... how did the eagles of death metal come up?

Sorry, but I missed it too. I had to take a call and missed the end of the show. :down:

[ANC]

:lol: Wow, that was a good one!



Thaaaaaaaaaaank you Matty! I'm glad someone acknowledged it:clap:

Now, if you could only acknowledge my Jello Biafra Joke in the Pudding vs. Jello thread you'd be my number 1.

:wink:

[disneyspy]

We should have Disneyspy give an update on the results so far in the creep polls.

hopefully i'll be off work at noon tomorrow

[drjoek]

We should have Disneyspy give an update on the results so far in the creep polls.

hopefully i'll be off work at noon tomorrow


CreepTourney Early Exit polling

Bracket 1 Hottub Wampus and Dougiebrootal distant 2nd
Bracket 2 CHUCKWAGONCOOK Commish
Bracket 3 Lord Jezo boosterp Matty Friday distant 2nd
Bracket 4 SR71Blackbird flea
Bracket 5 Britneypablo marc with a c GAZ
Bracket 6 Westley jelehane
Bracket 7 GVAC leeder hammersavage
Bracket 8 drjoek toiletcrusher

done and done

[led37zep]

Damn it...I missed a Buzzard Listening Thread!!!

Viva el Buzz!!!!