I paid a guy to rub his cock all over me

[Judge Smails]

I got out of work early so I decided to stop by the haircutting place in the mall to get a quick cut so I'd look all nice and presentable for Mother's Day. The only person available to take me was the gay guy. Now, I'm not judging in any way, and I'm not stereotyping him because he's a male haircutter - I'm just stating the obvious. Think if Bobby Trendy had a younger, gayer, more flamboyant brother.

I get in the chair and right away I realize that the guy is a close-stander. Soon I become cognizant of the fact that his cock is rubbing against my upper arm. Not gently brushing, either. It's full-on thrusting against me. So, I don't want to come off as a homophobe and tell him to back off. Plus, I follow Ron's theory of how you never complain and send your food back at a restaurant and supplement it with how you never piss off a person with sharp scissors in close proximity to your jugular. Also, I didn't want him to get all hissy and fuck up my hair either by accident or on purpose.

I chalked it up to the fact that I'm 6'1" and he's like 5-something. Even with the chair all the way down, and me slouching, he's still got to reach up and over to get to the top of my head. So, I decide to just roll with it. Until he comes around to the front and his cockhead starts thrusting against the back of my hand, which is resting on my lap. I immediately, and reflexively, pull it away under the smock and I hear him let out a "tsk" under his breath. The rest of the haircut went on pretty much in silence with the continued dry-humping of both my thighs.

So, what was the "tsk" about? Was I just being homophobic and offended him, or was he up to something? The thing is that the haircut turned out to be one of the best I've had in a long time so I gave him a big tip (no homo). Am I just leading him on? And if I go back and ask for him, since he's good, can I expect to get a surprise tea-bagging next time?

[IMSlacker]

This is why you should never get a haircut at the mall.

[drjoek]

How much did you tip him?

[Farmer Dave]

By 'tip' do yo mean you blew him? Because, if so, you might be gay.

[Recyclerz]

So I guess the family isn't monitoring your internet usage anymore, Judge?

Or are they in on your "secret"? :wink:

[Farmer Dave]

And the 'tsk' was because he was expecting you to cup his balls gingerly.

[ElBoberino]

I hope he didn't use and "product" in your hair. :blink:

[FezsAssistant]

I, too, just got home from a haircut. Gruff Russian guy in Queens.
At one point he was talking about fucking 'bitches'.
I felt uncomfortable hearing a man talk about that with his groin so damn close to me.
To his credit, I didn't feel anything against me.

[Judge Smails]

How much did you tip him?

Just the first two inches. (badump-bump)

So I guess the family isn't monitoring your internet usage anymore, Judge?

Or are they in on your "secret"? :wink:

I have done nothing wrong in this scenario. Don't blame the victim.

[~Katja~]

homophob!

Your hand was under the cape... he did not know where it was to lean against it on purpose...
as long as he did not get hard while doing so just chalk it up to what happens with a female hair dresser's boobs.

[ElBoberino]

I, too, just got home from a haircut. Gruff Russian guy in Queens.
At one point he was talking about fucking 'bitches'.
I felt uncomfortable hearing a man talk about that with his groin so damn close to me.
To his credit, I didn't feel anything against me.

I get my hair and beard cut by a Russian guy as well, but way out here in AZ. He talks about bitches all the time, calls the other guy a dumb fuck, but he also looks like he could be former Russian military and could snap my neck in a second or graciously slice it while doing the straight-razor shave of my neck. I must say, he gives the best damn haircut for the price.

[Furtherman]

Where did you go? Supercreeps?

[burrben]

i think you should let penthouse forums know about this in a steamy letter

[TheMojoPin]

No, you paid him to rub his pants all over you. The "tsk" was probably him thinking that YOU were the one trying for the bad touch from under the cape/smock/whatever the fuck it is. You fuckin' creep.

[Farmer Dave]

homophob!

Your hand was under the cape... he did not know where it was to lean against it on purpose...
as long as he did not get hard while doing so just chalk it up to what happens with a female hair dresser's boobs.

But everyone enjoys the boob rub, male and female. I think you will admit to that. Even the gals hate a cock forced on them, right?

[silks]

If you'll excuse me, I'm heading over to the "Still Horny" thread...

[sr71blackbird]

Maybe he felt your hand move, and since it was on your lap (under the cape), he might have thought it was another appendage and it was not a "tsk" of dissatisfaction, but him wetting his lips?

[biozombie]

Well, did he come or not?

[jessicaduh]

i would soooooo not go back to him. no haircut is worth getting molested.

it was absolutely intentional from the sound of it. i'll bet he does that regularly to get off...and with the hopes that he'd end up in the bathroom with someone sooner or later.

i'd say you were far closer to having been raped than Rhino's wife was!

[Crispy123]

i'd say you were far closer to having been raped than Rhino's wife was!

While I dont agree with Jessica that Rhino is not capable of satisfying his woman, I do agree with Mojo that the guy was tsk'ing the nut grab you were going for.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ummmm, address plz? Or do you want to keep Cocks and Cuts all to yourself?

Selfish!

[jessicaduh]

Edit...never mind.

[SatCam]

I paid a guy to rub his cock all over me

Cut or uncut?

[disneyspy]

tramp

[Death Metal Moe]

Cut or uncut?

I think that's the difference between the $10 and $12 cut.

[DolaMight]

I got out of work early so I decided to stop by the haircutting place in the mall to get a quick cut so I'd look all nice and presentable for Mother's Day. The only person available to take me was the gay guy. yada yada yada ...

I get in the chair and right away I realize that the guy is a close-stander. Soon I become cognizant of the fact that his cock is rubbing against my upper arm. Not gently brushing, either. It's full-on thrusting against me. So, yada yada yada...

I chalked it up to the fact that I'm 6"... and he's like 5-something. Even with the chair all the way down, and me slouching, he's still got to reach up and over to get to the top of my head. So, I decide to just roll with it. Until he comes around to the front and his cockhead starts thrusting against the back of my hand, which is resting on my lap. yada yada yada ...The rest of the haircut went on pretty much in silence with the continued dry-humping of both my thighs.

yada yada yada... I expect to get a surprise tea-bagging next time...

a submission from Judge Pigtails in this months Honchohouse Letters

[ScottFromGA]

when he said "tsk", you should have just grabbed his junk to see how he would react to TRUELY know what it meant.

[grlNIN]

homophob!

Your hand was under the cape... he did not know where it was to lean against it on purpose...
as long as he did not get hard while doing so just chalk it up to what happens with a female hair dresser's boobs.

I thought his hand was out in the open and he pulled it under the smock after the guys brushed against it.

[cougarjake13]

homophob!

Your hand was under the cape... he did not know where it was to lean against it on purpose...
as long as he did not get hard while doing so just chalk it up to what happens with a female hair dresser's boobs.

greatest part of getting a haircut !!

[TjM]

homophob!

Your hand was under the cape... he did not know where it was to lean against it on purpose...
as long as he did not get hard while doing so just chalk it up to what happens with a female hair dresser's boobs.

So what Katja is saying here is you should always goto a female hairdresser

[~Katja~]

I thought his hand was out in the open and he pulled it under the smock after the guys brushed against it.

nah, hands in!
he pulled them away under the cape

what's the point of the cape when you keep your arms/ sleeves out

http://artofmanliness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/barber3.jpg

[FezsAssistant]

I get my hair and beard cut by a Russian guy as well, but way out here in AZ. He talks about bitches all the time, calls the other guy a dumb fuck, but he also looks like he could be former Russian military and could snap my neck in a second or graciously slice it while doing the straight-razor shave of my neck. I must say, he gives the best damn haircut for the price.

haha My Russian barber is nice, but strange. One time he asked how it was going with girls. I said I broke up with this girl. She was very nice, but I wasn't into it. He was like 'FUCK THAT FUCKING CUNT MAAAN! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCKING BITCH!'

I just sat there silently. Didn't know what to say. Maybe he misunderstood and thought I said she was a bitch or something.

[grlNIN]

nah, hands in!
he pulled them away under the cape

what's the point of the cape when you keep your arms/ sleeves out

http://artofmanliness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/barber3.jpg

He said he was tall so maybe it didn't cover, how would i know?

[realmenhatelife]

I would go back, I can never find anyone who cuts my hair where I dont immediately want to shave my head after.

[joethebartender]

How much did you tip him?

How much do you "tip" Rocco?

I took a chance and got my haircut at Belmont Park Racetrack yesterday. I never knew that there was a barber shop in there.
The old man did a good job and didn't put his bird on my hand, nor did he dry hump my thighs (I think it costs extra).

[drjoek]

How much do you "tip" Rocco?

I took a chance and got my haircut at Belmont Park Racetrack yesterday. I never knew that there was a barber shop in there.
The old man did a good job and didn't put his bird on my hand, nor did he dry hump my thighs (I think it costs extra).

17 dollar haircut 3 dollars tip
couldnt be easier

[joethebartender]

17 dollar haircut 3 dollars tip
couldnt be easier

I'm surprised that you still have earlobes.

[drjoek]

I'm surprised that you still have earlobes.

The roll of money I see Rocco pull out of his pocket to make change makes me wonder why I went to school for so long.
He drives a new Caddy every 2 years too
Italian guy in a Caddy Who'd a thunk it

[~Katja~]

He said he was tall so maybe it didn't cover, how would i know?

well then he just asked for it... if he left his sexy man hands out there for the guy to desire... he just had to work his way around to feel them on his balls

[MagillaGorillaz]

It's kinda hot to see the last post in this thread by Katja. It makes it look like she's the one who paid for the rubbing and whatnot.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

He said he was tall so maybe it didn't cover, how would i know?

That's what she said.