My Lawn Looks FUCKING Great!!!

[drjoek]

We've lived in our house for 10 years now. The first few years I'd just have it mowed. As time went by we got moles from the grubs also our dog pissing would kill it in patches. It got to be pretty shaggy while all the planting filled in nicely.
The last 3-4 years we've gotten the local environmentally safe lawn guy treating the grubs and naturally fertilizing the yard on a nice program.
The last week all this rain made it grow thick and green.
Lawn guy came today and mowed AND
My lawn is beautiful!!!!!
You poor city dwelling hipsters will not get to enjoy this most fantastic thrill.

Useless without pictures you say?
Imagine Amen Corner at Augusta in my back yard

[razorboy]

I'm not going to imagine anything in your backyard you sick prick.

[Death Metal Moe]

Imagine buying a digital camera.

PICS or it didn't happen!

[drjoek]

Imagine buying a digital camera.

PICS or it didn't happen!



Ill check out a few on Amazon. Good idea right?

[Death Metal Moe]

Ill check out a few on Amazon. Good idea right?

Oh come on Doctor, don't take some innocent ball breaking to heart. Just go out back and snap us a quick shot of your lawn.

[Drunky McBetidont]

is this code for pubes?

[TripleSkeet]

We dont all have dentist money to afford a lawn guy doc.

[Hottub]

Mine looks like ass. I wish sammich still loved me.

[drjoek]

Oh come on Doctor, don't take some innocent ball breaking to heart. Just go out back and snap us a quick shot of your lawn.



I know. Actually my wife just lost our camera. Left it at a track meet last week so I gotta get a new one. Full of a bunch of pics we hadn't downloaded yet.

[~Katja~]

when I had more time I would fertilize my lawn and take care of it nicely, now it just gets mowed every 1-2 weeks and that's it... some winterizer at the end of the year... that's all...

[biggirl]

our lawn used to look great until we got a dumb ass Lab that won't stop digging in the back yard. Now my kids, nieces, and nephews sprain their ankle when they run around in the yard. Ugh....

[JerseyRich]

Ever since our septic tank sprung a leak our lawn looks awesome!

Now that's natural fertilizer!

[~Katja~]

maybe I should use the kitty litter box for fertilizer next time

[SatCam]

As time went by we got moles from the grubs also our dog pissing would kill it in patches

describes my lawn to a tee

[Tall_James]

My lawn has been awful for years now. However, this year I've had the guys from Tru-Green out to feed and seed when it is supposed to be done and we've had a shitload of rain.

My lawn looks fantastic.

[drjoek]

We dont all have dentist money to afford a lawn guy doc.



I've said it before but if I did all the things I pay people to do I wouldn't have to work. But at least I keep the local economy working. Everytime I look up someone is pulling in my driveway to do something and to grab a check.
The biggest scam was when we built the pool the pool guy said that as a new customer he was going to clean my pool no charge the first summer. Smart move he's done it ever since.

[MisterSmith]

Fertilized Lawn = All of the Buried Bodies are Finally Breaking Down. :laugh:

[Ritalin]

If I find your lawn I'm doing donuts on it.

Just so you know. When it happens, it was me.

[~Katja~]

If I find your lawn I'm doing donuts on it.

Just so you know. When it happens, it was me.

just drive by with a bunch of dandelion seeds

[razorboy]

If I find your lawn I'm doing donuts on it.

Just so you know. When it happens, it was me.

You could've just spelled out Ritalin in gasoline.

[STC-Dub]

My front yards looks great especially after I mow in alternating diretion circles. The back yard is a disaster because of the three dogs though.

[Caseyelan]

we live in a housing development thingy that takes care of all the mowing and whatnot.
they do a pretty shitty job as this morning when I went out to water my plants I noticed that the service decided to leave a bunch of old plastic and wood carts in eyesight of my back door in the woods. looks like shitty city.
I think I will be home a lot in the coming weeks and for mothers day, I asked dave to clean up the patio and it looked MARVELOUS until this fucking disaster.
I don't feel much like walking into tick city to throw away their shit.
I should complain.

[Hottub]

Pics taken 5 minutes ago. (with BB. Wife has the camera)
FRONT.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5171/img00151m.jpg


BACK.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7269/img00152e.jpg

[Compliment-Guy]

I think it's remarkable that you're so pleased with your lawn, drjoek! Isn't it amazing how the little things in life really make a difference?

You must have a wonderful landscaper! Everyone of us has a special talent!

[disneyspy]

Pics taken 5 minutes ago. (with BB. Wife has the camera)
FRONT.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5171/img00151m.jpg


BACK.

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7269/img00152e.jpg

your back yard looks like it could use some tangfer

[Hottub]

OK
What tangfer?

[disneyspy]

OK
What tangfer?

for stickin your dick in you creep

[biggestmexi]

The last 3-4 years we've gotten the local environmentally safe lawn guy treating the grubs and naturally fertilizing the yard on a nice program.
The last week all this rain made it grow thick and green.
Lawn guy came today and mowed AND


You mean that guys' yard you so happen to live around looks FUCKING great.

He is the one that does all the work.

I would not claim it is all im saying.

You remind me of someone on here Vernon's Get-Away :wink:

[drjoek]

You mean that guys' yard you so happen to live around looks FUCKING great.

He is the one that does all the work.

I would not claim it is all im saying.

You remind me of someone on here Vernon's Get-Away :wink:



I acknowledge my lack of contribution. My "green" makes things green

[biggestmexi]

I acknowledge my lack of contribution. My "green" makes things green

My lawn on the other hand is great.

and i didnt pay anyone to do it.

A few dandelions in the back.(compared to my neighbors with 4.3 million)

green.

I am in the process of taking out some creeping charlie now.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

We've lived in our house for 10 years now. The first few years I'd just have it mowed. As time went by we got moles from the grubs also our dog pissing would kill it in patches. It got to be pretty shaggy while all the planting filled in nicely.
The last 3-4 years we've gotten the local environmentally safe lawn guy treating the grubs and naturally fertilizing the yard on a nice program.
The last week all this rain made it grow thick and green.
Lawn guy came today and mowed AND
My lawn is beautiful!!!!!
You poor city dwelling hipsters will not get to enjoy this most fantastic thrill.

Useless without pictures you say?
Imagine Amen Corner at Augusta in my back yard

good for you using the "green" lawn guy, those companies using napalm on lawns are brutal.

of course, here in Tampa, we're in a three year drought and now cannot use sprinklers or wash cars, it's against the law.

we can hand water using a hose for 15 minutes a week. :thumbup:

i think i saw Tom Joad in my front yard tonight.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

sorry. wrong thread.

[drjoek]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00077.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00075.jpg
Back yard blackberry camera

[zildjian361]

mine looks like shit being the guy next store cut his sunday. gotta get to it soon

[Hottub]

mine looks like shit being the guy next store cut his sunday. gotta get to it soon

I got 99 problems, and the lawn ain't one.

[SatCam]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00077.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00075.jpg
Back yard blackberry camera

now I understand why you go to rhode island every weekend

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00077.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00075.jpg
Back yard blackberry camera

Jesus, you charging 2k a filling?

[biggestmexi]

Jesus, you charging 2k a filling?

its that DAMN "DR" thing he gets to put in front of his name.

[SHWA25GUNNER]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00077.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w307/drjoek/IMG00075.jpg
Back yard blackberry camera

i can hear the hushed, reverent tones of Jim Nance now.

good grief, that's just amazing.

why the heck do you even waste time in Little Rhody?

[TripleSkeet]

I've said it before but if I did all the things I pay people to do I wouldn't have to work. But at least I keep the local economy working. Everytime I look up someone is pulling in my driveway to do something and to grab a check.
The biggest scam was when we built the pool the pool guy said that as a new customer he was going to clean my pool no charge the first summer. Smart move he's done it ever since.

Yea I hear ya. I hate gardening because my allergies kill me, but Im gonna finally finish my backyard this year. I think by next year itll look pretty amazing. I have lots of time and little money so, thats how it works.

Hey Doc, you have chlorine or salt water? Ive got the salt water filter and unless you cant skim the pool you would have no need for a pool guy again. Best $1800 I ever spent. Ive already saved that in chemicals.

[drjoek]

Yea I hear ya. I hate gardening because my allergies kill me, but Im gonna finally finish my backyard this year. I think by next year itll look pretty amazing. I have lots of time and little money so, thats how it works.

Hey Doc, you have chlorine or salt water? Ive got the salt water filter and unless you cant skim the pool you would have no need for a pool guy again. Best $1800 I ever spent. Ive already saved that in chemicals.

Ive considered the switch to Salt water pool too. Friends have one and its a nice change from chlorine pool. I may revisit that again

[TjM]

I live in a 2 BR apt and will probably never be able to afford a house :glurps:

[ADF]

I thought this thread was going to be doing the nasty on the front lawn and getting caught in flagrante delicto.

[~Katja~]

I got 99 problems, and the lawn ain't one.

I would say that a lawn IS one of the 99

[Jujubees2]

My lawn on the other hand is great.

and i didnt pay anyone to do it.

A few dandelions in the back.(compared to my neighbors with 4.3 million)

green.

I am in the process of taking out some creeping charlie now.

Yeah, I wouldn't want this guy on my lawn either...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/theysaid/070820/charlie_sheen.jpg

[ADF]

OK
What tangfer?

Tangfer breakfast instead of orange juice.

[drjoek]

I thought this thread was going to be doing the nasty on the front lawn and getting caught in flagrante delicto.



I haven't got pics of that though.

[TripleSkeet]

Ive considered the switch to Salt water pool too. Friends have one and its a nice change from chlorine pool. I may revisit that again

Sooooo worth it. Alot less upkeep and zero burning of the eyes.

[drjoek]

Sooooo worth it. Alot less upkeep and zero burning of the eyes.

Plus i love the ocean sea water so why wouldnt I like it for the pool?

[epo]

After looking at these lawn photos, I'm never paying a dentist bill again.

[Crispy123]

Impressive Dr Joe. If I didnt know better I would have said that's the lawn of a Veterinarian.

[drjoek]

Impressive Dr Joe. If I didnt know better I would have said that's the lawn of a Veterinarian.

nah a Vets dogs would have pissed everywhere and killed it
Dental lawn all the way

[zildjian361]

I got 99 problems, and the lawn ain't one.

Damn right Johnny im goin to cut that grass right now.:drunk::smoke:

[Gvac]

Let's all get loaded off our asses, drive up to Connecticut, and piss on Dr Joe's lawn.

That would be the best.

[drjoek]

Let's all get loaded off our asses, drive up to Connecticut, and piss on Dr Joe's lawn.

That would be the best.



Bring beer and smokes.

[Gvac]

I wouldn't dream of showing up empty handed!

What kind of low life do you take me for?

[zildjian361]

Damn right Johnny im goin to cut that grass right now.:drunk::smoke:

DONE :clap:fuck it I'll weed wack this shit later,now i'm starvin:wink:

[cougarjake13]

a doctor cantafford a camera ??


hell you can buy a kodak disposable for like 8 bucks

[~Katja~]

I cut my front lawn tonight. with all the rain it had grown taller than I thought... it's thick and luscious!

[~Katja~]

I wouldn't dream of showing up empty handed!

What kind of low life do you take me for?

a dummy that pays 60 bucks for plastic silverware....
ever heard of the dollar store?

[hunnerbun]

Frickin' blizzard. This stinks and I don't like it!

[Hottub]

I wouldn't dream of showing up empty handed!

What kind of low life do you take me for?

Trust me. Gvac is all class in this department.
http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/3/barefoot_bottles_cu.jpg

Don't forget to ask for pastries.

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/10299.jpg

B&W FTW!!

[A.J.]

Let's all get loaded off our asses, drive up to Connecticut, and piss on Dr Joe's lawn.

That would be the best.

We can stop at my Mom's house for a snack on the way there.

http://www.scorsesefilms.com/gallery/goodfellas/goodfellas5.jpg