Terrible names for breasts

[ToiletCrusher]

Tits
Honkers
Knockers

and so forth....

I think you get the idea.

Have at it.

[underdog]

Zmans

[ToiletCrusher]

Zmans

hahahaha!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ta tas


I like fun bags though

[Dougie Brootal]

Zmans

lock it up.

[burrben]

hooters. thats the worst. and their food is overpriced too

[ToiletCrusher]

hooters. thats the worst. and their food is overpriced too

I also hate BW3s as it is called in your neck of the woods. Here, we just call it shit.

[ANC]

bazangas

[Jujubees2]

Mosquito bites

[sr71blackbird]

Cans

[Furtherman]

"my boyfriend's"

or

"not yours"

[Aggie]

dirty pillows

[RhinoinMN]

Baby Feeders.

[Dougie Brootal]

milky treasures

[hammersavage]

dirty pillows

That's my favorite one.

Bags of sand

[Aggie]

That's my favorite one.

Bags of sand

Me too, I wasn't following the rules.

[hammersavage]

reason men talk to you's

[Mullenax]

tomatoes
melons
jugs
funbags

[ToiletCrusher]

tomatoes
melons
jugs
funbags

you need to make those all separate posts in order to increase your whoring.

[Hottub]

Sweater meat.
ugh.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yams.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo201/toiletcrusher/0513091902.jpg

[ANC]

If a woman refers to them as her "girls" it's creepy

[Chigworthy]

giblets

[ToiletCrusher]

If a woman refers to them as her "girls" it's creepy

And when I say "my girls" I get called a pedo.

[RoseBlood]

I like fun bags though

funbags

Funbags is the WORST!!! I cringe whenever I hear it.. ughs! :thumbdown:

[ecobag2]

left and right

also tits ... especially when said in the following context "hey... nice tits" while walking past an otherwise nice enough woman

I tested that one out myself in New Brunswick recently.

That one got a slightly negative response.

[ecobag2]

tits.

I said that once.

It didn't work out so well.

[ANC]

left and right

also tits ... especially when said in the following context "hey... nice tits" while walking past an otherwise nice enough woman

I tested that one out myself in New Brunswick recently.

That one got a slightly negative response.

It wasn't a chick from the Eastern block was it?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Funbags is the WORST!!! I cringe whenever I hear it.. ughs! :thumbdown:


I like funbags because woman hate hearing it, not cause the name is cool

its like calling some 1 a broad or toots,

[ANC]

I like funbags because woman hate hearing it, not cause the name is cool

its like calling some 1 a broad or toots,

I like broad, toots, and doll..... but then again, I'm a classy guy.

[~Katja~]

I like funbags because woman hate hearing it, not cause the name is cool

its like calling some 1 a broad or toots,

toots is the worst one could call a woman

[Friday]

toots is the worst one could call a woman

i have to disagree here.
as i get older, i am learning to hate the word "Ma'am" more and more...

[ANC]

toots is the worst one could call a woman

When I call my mom, I say "Hey how are ya toots?" I chuckle, she sighs...

[ANC]

i have to disagree here.
as i get older, i am learning to hate the word "Ma'am" more and more...

Ma'am? up here? I can see down south... hmm interesting.

[disneyspy]

i dislike the name breasts,they should be called mams

[DOHO@HOME]

Flap jacks
vest pockets
wind socks
Knee knockers

[~Katja~]

Ma'am? up here? I can see down south... hmm interesting.

Britney called me Ma'am today

[The Jays]

Meatbags.
Udders.
Milk jugs.
Nippled pimples.
Boobies.

[disneyspy]

Britney called me Ma'am today

i call you that every time this pic pops up

http://i40.tinypic.com/2h7ier8.jpg

[silks]

warheads

[Coach]

McGuffies...
dunno the derivation

And this is a Philly one...
Hoagies

[boosterp]

i have to disagree here.
as i get older, i am learning to hate the word "Ma'am" more and more...

:down: I do that out of habit/respect and not because of age.

[Misteriosa]

titties
tits
teh-tahs

:thumbdown:

my niece once described one lady's breasts as "rocks in socks" :lol:

[silks]

cans

[brettmojo]

Crazy eyes

[Aggie]

BITCH TITTIES!

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63077/thumbs/s-AROD-large.jpg

[ANC]

BITCH TITTIES!

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63077/thumbs/s-AROD-large.jpg

But saying "bitch tits" is to insult a man... I find it quaint and humorous..

[Aggie]

But saying "bitch tits" is to insult a man... I find it quaint and humorous..

The thread title doesn't say "women's breasts" so I thought it would work.

[Mullenax]

guzungas
rudebegas
bazoongas
milkshakes

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Milk Factories. I stole that one from BDC and Once Upon a Time in America.

[Jujubees2]

Lady Bumps

[Ritalin]

If a woman refers to them as her "girls" it's creepy

I'm with you. Most women who do that can be listed under the heading "brassy".

[TjM]

Yobos

God he was awful. That whole I'm so effing manly duuuuude shtick is atrocious

[TjM]

Yech! :wallbash:

From a google search of Planet Zman

It's the Last Great Bastion for REAL Men - a Testosterone laden throwback to a time when we were king's of the castle.

[ANC]

Yech! :wallbash:

From a google search of Planet Zman

The only thing missing from the description is the term "Man Cave" Blech :thumbdown:

[sailor]

kajooblies

[sailor]

jujubees

[Servo]

sweatermeat
:tongue:

[TjM]

Chesticles

[ANC]

Chesticles

:lol:

[lleeder]

jizz napkins

[Enabler]

Puppies.......sorry Ron & Ron.

[biggirl]

betty's and pom poms.....rhino's nicknames for his grandma's breasts. CREEEEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!

[NateCantDance]

Why does Rhino have nicknames for his grandma's breasts?

[sailor]

kittens

[Death Metal Moe]

I think many names are stupid or childish but only one gets to me personally:

Utters.

It just connects something so wonderful with livestock and it disgusts me.

[PerryWinkle]

toots is the worst one could call a woman

really?

[sailor]

I think many names are stupid or childish but only one gets to me personally:

Utters.

It just connects something so wonderful with livestock and it disgusts me.

don't speak of it.

[hatonmyhead]

breasticles... sounds cold.

[Mullenax]

breasticles... sounds gross.

Fixed. Yuck to breasticles and chesticles, hooray for plain old boobs.

[Reynolds]

Tig Ol' Bitties

[ecobag2]

It wasn't a chick from the Eastern block was it?

if only I were so lucky.

especially someone descended.