Questions For East Side Dave

[djanallightbulb]

Hey Dave,

Wanna start the Ginger Mafia with me? You could be Don Ginger Pubes and I could be Freckles The Enforcer

[sink]

Haaaavvvvvveee you seen Casey?



Who?

[Tenbatsuzen]

ESD, When will Vincente Padilla finally put that money grubbing douche "Tex" out of his fat-faced misery?



He'd have to get a job first, as he was waived by the Rangers today for his shenanigans last night.

[FezsAssistant]

Dear East Side Dave,

What is the Midnight Rider up to? Have you been in touch with him at all? Rumor has it that he moved to Jersey and has two kids now.

Thanks.

[FezsAssistant]

He'd have to get a job first, as he was waived by the Rangers today for his shenanigans last night.

source?

[Caseyelan]

Who?

ME!



http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3849/topheavy.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

source?

http://www.nbcdfw.com/sports/baseball/Rangers-Waive-Padilla.html

[hammersavage]

That answers that

[Tenbatsuzen]

ME!



http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3849/topheavy.jpg

damnit, I lost the sig I made for you

[Tenbatsuzen]

That answers that

The boobs or Padilla?

[FezsAssistant]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/sports/baseball/Rangers-Waive-Padilla.html

Thanks, Mr. Fasano. I couldn't find it anywhere.

[hammersavage]

The boobs or Padilla?

More like the boobs or the boob! Ahhhh I'm funny!

And of course I meant the boobS.

[WampusCrandle]

Dave,

Which celebrity do you think your beautiful wife resembles?

A) Claire Forlani (from Meet Joe Black and Mallrats)
http://www.absolutely.net/Claire_Forlani/index.jpg

or

B) the beautiful Gina Gershon
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G138658_b.jpg

or

C) an awesome mix of the two

[hammersavage]

Vada Sultenfuss

[WampusCrandle]

Vada Sultenfuss

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dZJbAb6VJ5Yn/340x.jpg

holy shit! yay, i can see that. I didn't know this, but she was on 30 Rock.

[spoon]

He'd have to get a job first, as he was waived by the Rangers today for his shenanigans last night.

That's fucking sad. Texas should be contracted for being pussies then. Oh and it's not a sure thing since I doubt he'll be picked up and he can refuse aaa assignment.

[sink]

ME!



http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3849/topheavy.jpg

Oh, you


HIGH FIVES!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh, you


HIGH FIVES!

For those, you'd need 10.

[sink]

For those, you'd need 10.

Jesus Matty, I don't want to feel her tits.


She's lactating for christ's sake

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave,

Wanna start the Ginger Mafia with me? You could be Don Ginger Pubes and I could be Freckles The Enforcer

Only if Misters Eric Stoltz and David Caruso are with us.

[led37zep]

ME!



http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3849/topheavy.jpg

East Side Dave,

Why does Mikeyboy look like some sort of young David Spade in this picture?

[East Side Dave]

Dave, the Lakers are killing the Magic. How do you know so much about sports?


I just have it in my blood, newbie....it can't be taught.

[East Side Dave]

East Side Dave,

Why does Mikeyboy look like some sort of young David Spade in this picture?


Because Mikey feeds on the blood of banned posters to stay youthful.

[Hottub]

Gospel.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/10/nyregion/towns600.jpg

[PapaBear]

Because Mikey feeds on the blood of banned posters to stay youthful.
You honestly believe Reeshy's blood made Mikey youthful? EEEK!!!

[East Side Dave]

You honestly believe Reeshy's blood made Mikey youthful? EEEK!!!

He's the exception. His blood just made Mikey a little farty and grow a mustache.

[spoon]

Bring Reeshy back assholes!

:furious:

[led37zep]

Bring Reeshy back assholes!

:furious:

shit ya.

[Gvac]

Yo yo yo East Side!

What up dawg?

What's your go-to menu item when you're ordering Chinese food?

I'm an orange chicken kinda guy.

[spoon]

ESD,

You couldn't be more off in your discussion with Ron on Lebron, especially your comment on hockey! Why are you so afraid to take another side of things?

[Sue_Bender]

Mr. Dave,
On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite number that comes before 11?
Thank you for your time and candor.

[East Side Dave]

Yo yo yo East Side!

What up dawg?

What's your go-to menu item when you're ordering Chinese food?

I'm an orange chicken kinda guy.


Scallion Pancakes and Sesame Chicken and Free Wine!!

[East Side Dave]

ESD,

You couldn't be more off in your discussion with Ron on Lebron, especially your comment on hockey! Why are you so afraid to take another side of things?



I ain't Spoony! The fact of the matter is that shaking hands belongs in "gentleman's" sports like golf and tennis. No place in baseball, football or B-Ball and the NHL is totally hypocritical for letting guys kick the shit out of each other during the game and then forcing them to shake hands after. SHAME ON YOU HOCKEY!!!

[East Side Dave]

Mr. Dave,
On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite number that comes before 11?
Thank you for your time and candor.


I like #4 because of Lou Gehrig, my second favorite Yankee of all time.

[MacVittie]

I like #4 because of Lou Gehrig, my second favorite Yankee of all time.

You called him a diseased freak on Special Delivery.

Also, you could pick any single digit and there's a great Yankee attached to it.

[Caseyelan]

dave,

should we get an awesome auger? I really want to put some plants in.


-c

[ANC]

dave,

should we get an awesome auger? I really want to put some plants in.


-c

Mrs. ANC wants one after watching Pitchmen last night.

[foodcourtdruide]

I just have it in my blood, newbie....it can't be taught.

Didn't you predict that the finals would be Nuggets vs. Cavs?

[foodcourtdruide]

I like #4 because of Lou Gehrig, my second favorite Yankee of all time.

Dave, why are Yankees fans obsessed with Don Mattingly, yet crap on A-Rod who has been a more consistant and better all around player?

[Caseyelan]

Dave, why are Yankees fans obsessed with Don Mattingly, yet crap on A-Rod who has been a more consistant and better all around player?

I cannot wait for the answer to this.

[Hottub]

Dave, why are Yankees fans obsessed with Don Mattingly, yet crap on A-Rod who has been a more consistant and better all around player?

Easy answer, but I'll wait for Dave.

[MacVittie]

Dave, why are Yankees fans obsessed with Don Mattingly, yet crap on A-Rod who has been a more consistant and better all around player?

EDIT: I'll wait the Dave, this is his thread and I shouldn't encroach.

[styckx]

dave,

should we get an awesome auger? I really want to put some plants in.


-c

I'm obsessed w/ that show. Not only is it interesting, I end up wanting to buy all the shit on it.

[TjM]

Ill wait too

[Serpico1103]

Scallion Pancakes and Sesame Chicken and Free Wine!!

Scissors up. Nice choice, except who are you kidding with the "fine" wine?

[spoon]

I ain't Spoony! The fact of the matter is that shaking hands belongs in "gentleman's" sports like golf and tennis. No place in baseball, football or B-Ball and the NHL is totally hypocritical for letting guys kick the shit out of each other during the game and then forcing them to shake hands after. SHAME ON YOU HOCKEY!!!

Wow, so off. Hockey has had a code in it's game since day one, and it extends to every level top to bottom. I played just last night, almost knocked a guy out on a clean check into the boards yet they beat us in the end. At game's end we shook hands and even had a beer at the bar after. It's a code, not forced. Plenty of assholes played the baby/immature role and walk off after a loss and or after they've been bested, and it reflects on them, not the rule or their will to win. In Lebron's case, he claims to be a winner, yet only shakes when that happens....Sorry, that's bush league, just like your answer.

Come on Dave, you can't believe what you stated as a former ballplayer. I just don't buy that overall theme of a lack of respect.

[Serpico1103]

Wow, so off. Hockey has had a code in it's game since day one, and it extends to every level top to bottom. I played just last night, almost knocked a guy out on a clean check into the boards yet they beat us in the end. At game's end we shook hands and even had a beer at the bar after. It's a code, not forced. Plenty of assholes played the baby/immature role and walk off after a loss and or after they've been bested, and it reflects on them, not the rule or their will to win. In Lebron's case, he claims to be a winner, yet only shakes when that happens....Sorry, that's bush league, just like your answer.

Come on Dave, you can't believe what you stated as a former ballplayer. I just don't buy that overall theme of a lack of respect.

Guess you didn't understand. A legal check is different than fighting.
Allowing players to fight and than forcing them to shake hands is hypocritical.
It sends a worse message; that a fight doesn't have real repercussions, that a healthy way to show displeasure is through violence.
Don't get me wrong, I love a good fight, but don't pretend to be fostering sportsmanship when you tolerate fighting.
First time you drop your gloves to throw a punch. Suspension.

And it seemed like no caller understood Ronnie. Shaking hands because you want to is a sign of respect. Shaking hands because you are forced to is a sign of capitulation, not respect. Except maybe respect for the league's ability to control your career, but not respect for the other players.

[spoon]

Guess you didn't understand. A legal check is different than fighting.
Allowing players to fight and than forcing them to shake hands is hypocritical.
It sends a worse message; that a fight doesn't have real repercussions, that a healthy way to show displeasure is through violence.
Don't get me wrong, I love a good fight, but don't pretend to be fostering sportsmanship when you tolerate fighting.
First time you drop your gloves to throw a punch. Suspension.

In hockey, it IS a part of the game and always should be. It's not hard to understand why it's needed, and isn't boxing a sport? I've had plenty of fights and 99% of the time we've shaken hands after or if ejected watched the game dressed after. It's a code as I've stated, even if u go to blows.

[styckx]

In hockey, it IS a part of the game and always should be. It's not hard to understand why it's needed, and isn't boxing a sport? I've had plenty of fights and 99% of the time we've shaken hands after or if ejected watched the game dressed after. It's a code as I've stated, even if u go to blows.

^^^ I've never seen any level of hockey, and I'm talking PAL leagues, schools, local whatever teams the local ice rink throws together, NOT do the shake hands after a game.

Despite the dirty, fucked, ruthless shit that goes on the ice, every hockey player knows it's just part of the game and nothing personal. Hence, the hand shake reminds you of that. There is a respect for the game of hockey and its history every player has in him that I can't stay a lot of players from other sports have.

[East Side Dave]

dave,

should we get an awesome auger? I really want to put some plants in.


-c


What we should work on first is getting plants!!!


THEN...worry about some sort of auger...

[BlackSpider]

Will you drunk-post tonight...?

[East Side Dave]

Didn't you predict that the finals would be Nuggets vs. Cavs?


You are clearly a.) upset b.) drugged c.) abused or d.) all of the above. I suggest option e.) get the hell out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spoon]

dave,

should we get an awesome auger? I really want to put some plants in.


-c

this cracked me up

just lean over and ask! :lol:

[PapaBear]

this cracked me up

just lean over and ask! :lol:
Ditto. And to Casey, I saw a test of it on the news. It's not so awesome.

[East Side Dave]

Dave, why are Yankees fans obsessed with Don Mattingly, yet crap on A-Rod who has been a more consistant and better all around player?


Wow. This really is a great question. The Yankee fans that boo A-Rod are NOT NOT NOT Yankee fans, pure and simple. Nor are they baseball fans. It is not a coincidence that the Yankees look 180 degrees opposite from the team they were in April without A-Rod. Look at the team's stats. Look at Texiera's stats. A-Rod, for all his weirdness and tabloid freakness, makes the Yankees ONE HUNDRED PERCENT better. For fans to boo him is retarded. In 2007, if the Yankees didn't have A-Rod, they would NOT have had more than 82 or 83 wins. A-Rod hit them into the playoffs. Yes, he sucked in the playoffs---but, HE GOT THEM INTO THE PLAYOFFS, fuckheads!!! These bad Yankees fans have got to go. You don't boo a guy for having a bad day. Baseball is a long sport. If you do so, you're a non-educated baseball deuche. Fuck you.

[Suspect Chin]

Wow. This really is a great question. The Yankee fans that boo A-Rod are NOT NOT NOT Yankee fans, pure and simple. Nor are they baseball fans. It is not a coincidence that the Yankees look 180 degrees opposite from the team they were in April without A-Rod. Look at the team's stats. Look at Texiera's stats. A-Rod, for all his weirdness and tabloid freakness, makes the Yankees ONE HUNDRED PERCENT better. For fans to boo him is retarded. In 2007, if the Yankees didn't have A-Rod, they would NOT have had more than 82 or 83 wins. A-Rod hit them into the playoffs. Yes, he sucked in the playoffs---but, HE GOT THEM INTO THE PLAYOFFS, fuckheads!!! These bad Yankees fans have got to go. You don't boo a guy for having a bad day. Baseball is a long sport. If you do so, you're a non-educated baseball deuche. Fuck you.

When is he going to come to life this season?

[East Side Dave]

When is he going to come to life this season?

He's hitting Home Runs, Chris, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suspect Chin]

He's hitting Home Runs, Chris, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True but that only helps my fantasy team in a couple categories.

[Serpico1103]

In hockey, it IS a part of the game and always should be. It's not hard to understand why it's needed, and isn't boxing a sport? I've had plenty of fights and 99% of the time we've shaken hands after or if ejected watched the game dressed after. It's a code as I've stated, even if u go to blows.

Again, you don't understand.
Punching in boxing- permitted. Punching in hockey- not permitted.

You can shake all the hands you want. But, fighting is unsportsmanlike. Yes, it is tolerated, but than don't complain when someone doesn't want to shake hands. You have your rules, don't impress them on other people unless your sportsmanship is beyond reproach.

It is your code, and it may be shared by others, but it is not universal and it is contrary to the rules. If I were to intentionally crack open your forehead by swinging my stick at it, would you shake my hand after the game? Would I expect you to?
Had Lebron been actively disrepectful that would be different, but I can appreciate his not wanting to join in any petty formalities.

[PapaBear]

I was going to put this in the "Random Questions" thread, but I thought I'd give Dave a crack at it first. If peanuts are really legumes (peas) rather than nuts, why aren't there more people allergic to peas?

[hammersavage]

David,

What is the best movie for Spielberg for each decade? I would choose Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan, and Minority Report.

[foodcourtdruide]

You are clearly a.) upset b.) drugged c.) abused or d.) all of the above. I suggest option e.) get the hell out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!

A. Not really. B. Not in years
C. Who isn't?
D. I guess not. E. And go where? :(

[foodcourtdruide]

Wow. This really is a great question. The Yankee fans that boo A-Rod are NOT NOT NOT Yankee fans, pure and simple. Nor are they baseball fans. It is not a coincidence that the Yankees look 180 degrees opposite from the team they were in April without A-Rod. Look at the team's stats. Look at Texiera's stats. A-Rod, for all his weirdness and tabloid freakness, makes the Yankees ONE HUNDRED PERCENT better. For fans to boo him is retarded. In 2007, if the Yankees didn't have A-Rod, they would NOT have had more than 82 or 83 wins. A-Rod hit them into the playoffs. Yes, he sucked in the playoffs---but, HE GOT THEM INTO THE PLAYOFFS, fuckheads!!! These bad Yankees fans have got to go. You don't boo a guy for having a bad day. Baseball is a long sport. If you do so, you're a non-educated baseball deuche. Fuck you.

I agree 100% with you. Don't you also think its a race thing?

[foodcourtdruide]

David,

What is the best movie for Spielberg for each decade? I would choose Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan, and Minority Report.

I take war of the worlds over minority report.

[spoon]

Again, you don't understand.
Punching in boxing- permitted. Punching in hockey- not permitted.

You can shake all the hands you want. But, fighting is unsportsmanlike. Yes, it is tolerated, but than don't complain when someone doesn't want to shake hands. You have your rules, don't impress them on other people unless your sportsmanship is beyond reproach.

It is your code, and it may be shared by others, but it is not universal and it is contrary to the rules. If I were to intentionally crack open your forehead by swinging my stick at it, would you shake my hand after the game? Would I expect you to?
Had Lebron been actively disrepectful that would be different, but I can appreciate his not wanting to join in any petty formalities.

First off, it's a fighting majorm, not unsportmanlike. A stick to the face would be and it's a whole different setup. I do understand, live it, play it and enforce it with my teams, that i coach and play on. You my friend don't understand. I see ur side of it, but it's wrong in my mind, sorry.

[East Side Dave]

David,

What is the best movie for Spielberg for each decade? I would choose Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan, and Minority Report.


Oh I love this. I would say:

70's---- Jaws

80's-----Raiders of the Lost Ark

90's-----Schindler's List

2000's---- Catch Me If You Can



It's easy to say that Schindler's List is a great movie. But its more than that. It is truly one of the great films ever done by an American film-maker. Spielberg made a piece of art in that one.

[hammersavage]

Oh I love this. I would say:

70's---- Jaws

80's-----Raiders of the Lost Ark

90's-----Schindler's List

2000's---- Catch Me If You Can



It's easy to say that Schindler's List is a great movie. But its more than that. It is truly one of the great films ever done by an American film-maker. Spielberg made a piece of art in that one.

Schindler's List was very close for me. But I just watched SPR so it's fresh in my mind. I also watched 'Spielberg on Spielberg' on AMC which I highly recommend. Just him talking about all of his films for an hour and a half.

[WampusCrandle]

David,

What is the best movie for Spielberg for each decade? I would choose Jaws, ET, Saving Private Ryan, and Minority Report.

WHAT?!?! ET is fucking garbage. Try Raiders of the Lost Ark

[shittles]

Are you going to get a raise anytime soon?

[3Setsof10]

Oh I love this. I would say:

70's---- Jaws

80's-----Raiders of the Lost Ark

90's-----Schindler's List

2000's---- Catch Me If You Can



It's easy to say that Schindler's List is a great movie. But its more than that. It is truly one of the great films ever done by an American film-maker. Spielberg made a piece of art in that one.

Too bad you can't choose two as I'd put Saving Private Ryan right in there but it came out in 1998

[Caseyelan]

this cracked me up

just lean over and ask! :lol:

He wasn't home.
Also, he has been checking this thread alot, figured I would commit my thought down to internet paper as to not forget.

[barjockey]

Hey ESD; Who will make the playoffs in MLB this season? I like Dodgers, Phils, Brewers and Mets. Yankees, Bosox, Angels and Tigers. Thanks.



PS: If you're going to call someone an uneducated "Douche" at least spell it right:tongue:

http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/82fece2ba59f548c

[sink]

EDS,

Is Coppy the best hand puppet in the Melissa and Doug puppet collection.

Yours Truly,

Sink

[BlackSpider]

Can you get Spoon unbanned...?
I like it when the board is interesting...

[Gvac]

Can you get Spoon unbanned...?
I like it when the board is interesting...

Ha!

Agreed!

[sink]

Can you get Spoon unbanned...?
I like it when the board is interesting...

Spoon got hacked? WTF

[MacVittie]

Wow. This really is a great question. The Yankee fans that boo A-Rod are NOT NOT NOT Yankee fans, pure and simple. Nor are they baseball fans. It is not a coincidence that the Yankees look 180 degrees opposite from the team they were in April without A-Rod. Look at the team's stats. Look at Texiera's stats. A-Rod, for all his weirdness and tabloid freakness, makes the Yankees ONE HUNDRED PERCENT better. For fans to boo him is retarded. In 2007, if the Yankees didn't have A-Rod, they would NOT have had more than 82 or 83 wins. A-Rod hit them into the playoffs. Yes, he sucked in the playoffs---but, HE GOT THEM INTO THE PLAYOFFS, fuckheads!!! These bad Yankees fans have got to go. You don't boo a guy for having a bad day. Baseball is a long sport. If you do so, you're a non-educated baseball deuche. Fuck you.

You don't think that the A-Rod hatred comes from the $252 million contract?

[Compliment-Guy]

I can't believe I'm actually getting a chance to converse with the phenomenally talented East Side Dave! Please bear with me! I'm nervous!

David, how did you hone your comedic skills? You are a marvelously entertaining person!

Thank you!

[PapaBear]

Dear Dave,

When did Casey start working for Coke?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/IMG00086.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Dave,

Do you have a good cornbread recipe?

Thanks

Richard.

[MachoNacho]

Dave -

Which one of these Yankee catchers was the better of the three? Matt Nokes, Joel Skinner or Don Slaught?

[stormy1065]

Dave did you want to slap that bald headed midget bitchin at you while you were tryin to protest?

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

When did Casey start working for Coke?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/IMG00086.jpg



I don't know!!! But she has some 'splaining to do!!!!!!

[East Side Dave]

Dave did you want to slap that bald headed midget bitchin at you while you were tryin to protest?



No. I'm like gandhi. He said: "Let's fucking rock!" So I'm like him......or maybe I'm thinking of Ben Kinsley in a different movie.

[mikeyboy]

Dear East Side David McDonald -

Now that you have become a legend based on your appearance at the David Letterman protests, does that mean you'll stop answering our lowly and pedestrian questions?

Fondest regards,
Mikey

[East Side Dave]

Dave -

Which one of these Yankee catchers was the better of the three? Matt Nokes, Joel Skinner or Don Slaught?


Easy- Joel Skinner. Number 12!

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

Do you have a good cornbread recipe?

Thanks

Richard.


Yes, Richard. Corn. Bread. And your goatee.

[JerseyRich]

Yes, Richard. Corn. Bread. And your goatee.

I hope Casey does the cooking in your house.

[biggirl]

Maybe someone has already asked, but I am not about to read through all of these posts...

Do you and Casey fight..if so, what about?

[jimmyolsenblues]

Dave....for everything you been through...positive optimism flows out of you...what is the source of lifetime of positive outlook..i mean today i would say casey elan...but way before that you were always a happy guy...where does this come from? ( i need some optimism in my life)

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

Do you have a good cornbread recipe?

Thanks

Richard.


I like cornbread with lots of corn it, hope this helped, Richard.

[East Side Dave]

Dave -

Which one of these Yankee catchers was the better of the three? Matt Nokes, Joel Skinner or Don Slaught?



I thought Matt Nokes was a great hitter for a while. Don Slaught had a decent bat. But my vote if for number 12 Joel Skinner because a. his name sounds like a slasher-movie villain and b. I met him when I was a kid.

[styckx]

Dear East Side David McDonald -

Now that you have become a legend based on your appearance at the David Letterman protests, does that mean you'll stop answering our lowly and pedestrian questions?

Fondest regards,
Mikey

:banning:

[East Side Dave]

Dave did you want to slap that bald headed midget bitchin at you while you were tryin to protest?


No. I am a pacifist like Terrence Mann.

[East Side Dave]

I realize I answered these questions before but I really slept on them and wanted to make a better answer.

[west milly Tom]

No. I am a pacifist like Terrence Mann.

Thought is was Munn...

[East Side Dave]

Dave....for everything you been through...positive optimism flows out of you...what is the source of lifetime of positive outlook..i mean today i would say casey elan...but way before that you were always a happy guy...where does this come from? ( i need some optimism in my life)

I just like things, Mister!

[MachoNacho]

I thought Matt Nokes was a great hitter for a while. Don Slaught had a decent bat. But my vote if for number 12 Joel Skinner because a. his name sounds like a slasher-movie villain and b. I met him when I was a kid.

c. He had a cannon for an arm.

[East Side Dave]

true

[led37zep]

Dear East Side David,

Had the Giants and Dodgers never left NY do you think you still would have been a Yankees fan?

[Gvac]

Dave,

Why are there so many douchebags, ass kissers, hangers on, and assholes associated with the Ron and Fez show?

Can't you clean house?

Thanks,

Everybody's favorite,

Gvac

[BlackSpider]

Dave,

Why are there so many douchebags, ass kissers, hangers on, and assholes associated with the Ron and Fez show?

Can't you clean house?

Thanks,

Everybody's favorite,

Gvac



Stop kissing Dave's ass...

[styckx]

Dave,

Why are there so many douchebags, ass kissers, hangers on, and assholes associated with the Ron and Fez show?

Can't you clean house?

Thanks,

Everybody's favorite,

Gvac

Guess you're first.

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

Why are there so many douchebags, ass kissers, hangers on, and assholes associated with the Ron and Fez show?

Can't you clean house?

Thanks,

Everybody's favorite,

Gvac

Newbies, homey.

[Hottub]

Newbies, homey.

And a ton of schizzbos as well.

[mikeyboy]

And a ton of schizzbos as well.

Schmizzbos

[East Side Dave]

And a ton of schizzbos as well.


Except you, Hot-Tub. You're a first-rate shmizbo.

[Hottub]

Schmizzbos

Mmm, mmm, Toastie!

[mikeyboy]

Would you say "king of the schmizbos"?

[Hottub]

Except you, Hot-Tub. You're a first-rate shmizbo.

So I got that goin' for me.
Which is nice.

[East Side Dave]

Would you say "king of the schmizbos"?


I would say Mark Paul Gossler is the King of the Shmizbo's, Mikey (and since I invented the word, spell it like that. Keep it simple!) Mikey, if you could make Mark Paul Gossler the Shmizbo Moderator that'd be awesome

[East Side Dave]

By the way- if I've voted in a poll already, how do I check the poll results thing (in terms of who voted for who)? What do I click on?

[JDE]

Dave some Pearl Jam questions for you.

Favorite song, original and cover?

Favorite album?

Best concert of theirs you have been at?



Jason

[Hottub]

log out.

[JDE]

By the way- if I've voted in a poll already, how do I check the poll results thing (in terms of who voted for who)? What do I click on?

You click on the # of the votes, and it will show who voted.

[East Side Dave]

Dave some Pearl Jam questions for you.

Favorite song, original and cover?

Favorite album?

Best concert of theirs you have been at?



Jason

Nice.

My favorite PJ song is Animal. Album- Pearl Jam or Vs......i shock and say Pearl Jam. It rules hard. Best concert was in '96 at Randall's Island in New York. They were coming off their Ticketmaster. So when they came into Randall's Island, they played for three fucking hours. It was awesome!!!! They did a cover of "I Won't Back Down" and "I've Got A Feeling." As a Tom Petty and Beatles fan respectively I thought this was unbelievable. But when Pearl Jam went into "Another Brick In The Wall Part II" I freaked the fucked out. During the song, Eddie started to wrap himself from his shins to his head in duct tape for some reason. It was really weird. He left a hole in his mouth and at the end of the Floyd song he completed his self-duct-tape-mummy-weirdness by putting duct tape over his mouth and the lights went up. I was very glad I was on drugs while viewing this.

[Hottub]

Oh shit!
Somebody missed the plug! (http://avonducttapefestival.com/):nono:

[sink]

EDS,

Is Coppy the best hand puppet in the Melissa and Doug puppet collection.

Yours Truly,

Sink

Dave, I must know the best.

[sailor]

even the right wing nuts noticed you're putting on weight again. what gives?

[mikeyboy]

even the right wing nuts noticed you're putting on weight again. what gives?

Typically, the left thinks he's shrinking. (http://worldclassstupid.blogspot.com/2009/06/as-always-your-intrepid-reporter-scours.html)

The Daily Beast says the Ron & Fez show plant was "huge." Yeah, he had to be five foot eight, a hundred forty pounds. But maybe people look fatter when they're flailing on the ground.

[sailor]

Typically, the left thinks he's shrinking. (http://worldclassstupid.blogspot.com/2009/06/as-always-your-intrepid-reporter-scours.html)

maybe we need a poll.

[lleeder]

Have you jerked it since the new baby? How do you find the time? How do you distract your wife to get some time to do it in?

[Serpico1103]

Have you jerked it since the new baby? How do you find the time? How do you distract your wife to get some time to do it in?

ESD, if I may answer this one.

His wife is not in the Sirius bathroom, nor does she ride the bus back and forth with him. Perfect jack opportunities.

[Scott from the Future]

Dave, you mentioned that you haven't sold any knissors yet, and I'd like to change that. How much would one set of knissors cost? And either where can I get them, or will you ship them to me?

(And yes, I know Camden is full of them. Har har.)

[led37zep]

Dave,

I live in Astoria, NY and can't seem to find a decent Chocolate Chip cookie. Were you able to find a bakery that made a good cookie? If so where?

[Crispy123]

East Side Douche,

Are you happy just to be around funny people without being funny yourself or does it really bother you?

Ill hang up and listen for my answer, thanks.

[sink]

East Side Douche,

Are you happy just to be around funny people without being funny yourself or does it really bother you?

Ill hang up and listen for my answer, thanks.

GO fuck yourself you ball licking fag

[led37zep]

GO fuck yourself you ball licking fag

Can you put that in the form of a questions please?

[sink]

no, it was a statement of fact, not a question.

[lleeder]

East Side Douche,

Are you happy just to be around funny people without being funny yourself or does it really bother you?

Ill hang up and listen for my answer, thanks.

This thread is "Questions For East Side Dave". East Side Douche does not currently have a question and answer thread.

[Caseyelan]

did u like sleeping in today?????

happy anniversary/fathers day fartknocker.

love u...... (and crispy too)

[disneyspy]

happy anniversary you two

and happy fathers day dave

[Lady Resin]

Happy anniversary you kids!!

Happy Fathers Day Dave!

I hope the family had a great day!

[TjM]

Dave

Why does Gvac start incidenary threads?

[MacVittie]

Dave,
Would you rather be a slightly below average baseball player for the New York Yankees or the greatest player in Houston Astros franchise history?

[Tall_James]

Dave,

First off, love the show - big fan.

Would you rather be a handsome midget (Mini-Me size) or a very tall, Lurch-looking motherfucker? (unlike my handsome self)

Hugs and kisses,

Tall_James

[Gvac]

Davey Mac!

How was your Father's day?

Get anything good?

And can you please wish Mr. B. a belated happy father's day from RFnet?

Thanks a million buddy.

P.S. - Back in the day, did you ever think in a million years you'd actually be working for the Ron and Fez show and being hailed as the greatest producer in their history?

[bobstevens4]

Dave, is your cousin still playing in the Mets organization and what is his name?

[East Side Dave]

Dave,

First off, love the show - big fan.

Would you rather be a handsome midget (Mini-Me size) or a very tall, Lurch-looking motherfucker? (unlike my handsome self)

Hugs and kisses,

Tall_James


I'd like to be a really small midget so that butter knives would be normal.

[East Side Dave]

Dave, is your cousin still playing in the Mets organization and what is his name?


Danny McDonald. He's still on the Cyclones but he's rehabbing from an injury this year. Hopefully be back late in the year or next year. On a sidenote, I am a better wiffle ball player than he.

[East Side Dave]

Davey Mac!

How was your Father's day?

Get anything good?



Great!

How does frisbee horse shoes sound, bitch?!?!!!!

[Serpico1103]

Great!

How does frisbee horse shoes sound, bitch?!?!!!!

Hollow. Father's Day without wiffleball is like Mother's Day without wishing the old hag would pass on already and stop spending your inheritance.

[delgriffith]

how is stan doing Dave?

[Blathering]

Dave,
As your preferred domegraphic, travelling salesman who subcribes to multiple XM accounts.

Have you ever considered following the footsteps of an Amy Poelher with UCB or Upright Citizens Brigade. You truly have that much talent.

As a long time listener, and unfortiunately, a person who almost cancelled my subcribtion based on Fez's cryng jags, you gave the show depth in the presence of Ronnie B's Brilliance.

Mean Paranoid delusional fez would have turned me off years ago.

June 24th's show with "faggot of the opra is the most brilliant show ever" and gives me hope that Ron realizes that Fez is now the Earl equivalent.

Rock on man.

U R a Comedy genius

[A.J.]

how is stan doing Dave?

And how are the rest of you doing?

[Caseyelan]

how is stan doing Dave?

Good, Del, thanks for asking!

Signed Dave, who didn't log Casey out before posting!!!!!

[Caseyelan]

didn't log casey out....now if i have to fix all posts

[BlackSpider]

I didn't know Amy Poehler was in radio. After my wife, I find her to be mega-sexy. I'd dream of her and my wife being chiggles and fiddly with each other in a shabuggly kind of way, if you know what I mean.



Casey has a wife...???

[~Katja~]

I didn't know Amy Poehler was in radio. After my wife, I find her to be mega-sexy. I'd dream of her and my wife being chiggles and fiddly with each other in a shabuggly kind of way, if you know what I mean.
Casey has a secret wife on the side?? I knew it :dry:

[mikeyboy]

Pssst.

Log out and log back in, Dave.

[~Katja~]

didn't log casey out....now if i have to fix all posts

Casey has a wife...???

Casey has a secret wife on the side?? I knew it :dry:

I HATE when finish last


oooh, never mind
Pssst.

Log out and log back in, Dave.

[BlackSpider]

Casey has a wife...???

Casey has a secret wife on the side?? I knew it :dry:


Too slow...

[KatPw]

Casey has a secret wife on the side?? I knew it :dry:

It's like Big Love but hotter.

[East Side Dave]

how is stan doing Dave?


Thanks, Mikey....okay. That's better. He's like a tiger: Grrrrrrreat!

[East Side Dave]

Dave,
As your preferred domegraphic, travelling salesman who subcribes to multiple XM accounts.

Have you ever considered following the footsteps of an Amy Poelher with UCB or Upright Citizens Brigade. You truly have that much talent.

As a long time listener, and unfortiunately, a person who almost cancelled my subcribtion based on Fez's cryng jags, you gave the show depth in the presence of Ronnie B's Brilliance.

Mean Paranoid delusional fez would have turned me off years ago.

June 24th's show with "faggot of the opra is the most brilliant show ever" and gives me hope that Ron realizes that Fez is now the Earl equivalent.

Rock on man.

U R a Comedy genius



Love Amy Poehler. I wish she and my wife would play basketball one-on-one while I ref.

[mikeyboy]

Hey, Dave -

Do you know what happened to my WWE prize pack that I won last week? I'm not much into the rasslin', but I thought I might give it away or put it up as a prize on this site.

Sincerely,

Mikey

[East Side Dave]

Hey, Dave -

Do you know what happened to my WWE prize pack that I won last week? I'm not much into the rasslin', but I thought I might give it away or put it up as a prize on this site.

Sincerely,

Mikey


Dammit, no. I'll get it right out to you tho, Mikey!!!

[tara87]

hi dave! :bye:
i think you are kind of cute! :wub:
do you have an open marriage? :wink:

[East Side Dave]

hi dave! :bye:
i think you are kind of cute! :wub:
do you have an open marriage? :wink:


I don't....but my wife does!!! ahhh-chee-chee! Actually she doesn't. Oh well!!

[WampusCrandle]

Hey Dave,

With all the craziness that has happened to you in the past few weeks - how are you holding up?

[Scott from the Future]

Hey Dave,

Ok, I don't have a question for you at the moment. Just wishing you and your family the best.

[Crispy123]

Dear Egg Sucking Dave,

Are you happy when unfunny assholes like Tommy Z are on the show cause then it looks like you arent the biggest tool on the RON&FEZ show?

PS Go fuck an electric seal.

[led37zep]

Dear Dave,

Did you recently buy a fuckable electric seal and not tell us about it?

I've been on the market for one for some time now and have only been able to locate a used wind up model. Details please.

Your Friend,

Led

[hit11man]

I've grown to love dave. But I still love fez and especially mr B. Hey dave, my question is, since I'm just maybe a year younger than you, why so much pearl jam love? Alice in chains was the "grunge" band. Or even nirvana, soundgarden.??

[Tall_James]

Hey Dave, how 'bout this heat?

[hanso]

Esd
Does your role on the show always change?

I remember you doing board gossip, then sports, people news etc.
Seems like its always changing.

[SlappyFitch]

ESD,
Now that you're on the road to becoming one of the Nations top pitch men, and will be collecting the appropriate generous compensation for such, will you be moving back to the City in order to avoid that twice-daily 2 hr. commute?:drunk:

[East Side Dave]

Dear Dave,

Did you recently buy a fuckable electric seal and not tell us about it?




How did you know?

Did I leave the Paltalk camera on again?!?!?!

[East Side Dave]

Hey dave.....why so much pearl jam love? Alice in chains was the "grunge" band. Or even nirvana, soundgarden.??

They were all great but I love the Pearl Jam. I suppose that is a subjective answer but it's the way I feel!!

[East Side Dave]

Hey Dave, how 'bout this heat?


It sucks then life out of my cursed Irish skin.

[East Side Dave]

ESD,
Now that you're on the road to becoming one of the Nations top pitch men, and will be collecting the appropriate generous compensation for such, will you be moving back to the City in order to avoid that twice-daily 2 hr. commute?:drunk:








When the kids are a little older I may like to move closer to the city some day!! I like Jersey but you're right the commute is killing me in the dick.

[joethebartender]

I know that you like to have a few beverages with the boys before commuting back to Jersey... are you able to do the 2 hours in a bus without taking a piss? How do you handle it?

[underdog]

I know that you like to have a few beverages with the boys before commuting back to Jersey... are you able to do the 2 hours in a bus without taking a piss? How do you handle it?

You can't go two hours without pissing?

[joethebartender]

You can't go two hours without pissing?

Not after having enough beer to make me lose inhibition and the ability to speak.

[Crispy123]

I know that you like to have a few beverages with the boys before commuting back to Jersey... are you able to do the 2 hours in a bus without taking a piss? How do you handle it?

Let me help you out. He eats his own poo and drinks his own pee...its the highlight of the ESD comedy experience.

[joethebartender]

Let me help you out. He eats his own poo and drinks his own pee...its the highlight of the ESD comedy experience.

no eating or drinking on the bus yo. (no radios or pets either)

[Obadiah 1329]

Skimmed this thread and was impressed by ESD's ability to counter punch. Doesn't ovrerreact to insults or to suck ups. . . . . as for substance of posts, hey it's a freaking radio show message board. Who cares? More importantly who cares what Obadiah1329 has to say? Perhaps no one? Perhaps less than that, Jimmy.

[instrument]

How long till kid 3 is conceived when "pulling out" is your only form of birth control?

[Tall_James]

Dave,

Any new Ron and Fez t-shirts in XXL? I'll be your best friend!

James

[ozzie]

...the commute is killing me in the dick.

Stop punching it on the expressway, and you'll feel better.

[cousinchris]

Dave? How much do you miss Black Earl?

[East Side Dave]

I know that you like to have a few beverages with the boys before commuting back to Jersey... are you able to do the 2 hours in a bus without taking a piss? How do you handle it?


I try to piss before I go and then I may buy a bottle of water at the Port Authority wherein I hypothetically empty it out in the bathroom and piss in the bottle.

[East Side Dave]

Skimmed this thread and was impressed by ESD's ability to counter punch. Doesn't ovrerreact to insults or to suck ups. . . . . as for substance of posts, hey it's a freaking radio show message board. Who cares? More importantly who cares what Obadiah1329 has to say? Perhaps no one? Perhaps less than that, Jimmy.


I counter punch like Joe Glass.

[razorboy]

I try to piss before I go and then I may buy a bottle of water at the Port Authority wherein I hypothetically empty it out in the bathroom and piss in the bottle.

But do you jack in it?

[East Side Dave]

How long till kid 3 is conceived when "pulling out" is your only form of birth control?



Well, the fact that I have never pulled out is a problem. I like cumsies in a woman. And then I say, "What?????? You are what????????"







But my babies rule.

[East Side Dave]

Dave? How much do you miss Black Earl?


Oh, I've always loved Earl. Still do. We didn't see eye-to-eye at times but we were crotch-to-crotch many others. Earl's great.

[East Side Dave]

But do you jack in it?


"Supposedly" Once. Big Round Asses trailer on my now defunct iPod.

[sailor]

Oh, I've always loved Earl. Still do. We didn't see eye-to-eye at times but we were crotch-to-crotch many others. Earl's great.

how quick would the special delivery d.c. problems over the weekend have been pinned on him?

[razorboy]

"Supposedly" Once. Big Round Asses trailer on my now defunct iPod.

Fancy man.

[East Side Dave]

how quick would the special delivery d.c. problems over the weekend have been pinned on him?


Oh gosh no.

[hanso]

Is it true you will do a xmas album with your mum?

[yojimbo7248]

How do you feel about ronfez.net? Do you really not like us anymore? Please tell me it is just a bit.

[razorboy]

How do you feel about ronfez.net? Do you really not like us anymore? Please tell me it is just a bit.

I agree. The place has changed.

[Dell]

I agree. The place has changed.

if you mean it is now more like WWE Slap Down...I agree...damn the wrestling nerds and their influence on this great show and board...

[evolution5v1]

Dave, do you like the new Pearl Jam single 'The Fixer'? Are you going to any of the Philly shows?

[Ty_S]

Anyone want to buy a ESD Doll? Brand New off shelf!!!!!!!!!!!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/ELEMENTx1212/esddoll.jpg